"I find that Hollywood has declined so precipitously that virtually no Hollywood film of the last 5 years deserves to...

100% right
also that nigga looks like conan

IMO he's very wrong. You know why he doesn't like those other movies? Because he's a dumb boomer. Showing him The Avengers is like showing your dad how to use a smartphone when they came out. They get completely lost, and frustrated because they have no idea what the hell is going on.

>Why the hell do you damn kids need these goddamn smartphones for? I'll stick to my house phone, much more practical and I don't need to recharge it if I want to make a call!

I honestly expected more people on Yea Forums to be familiar with Scarufi. He's a huge meme on Yea Forums

>they just dont get it
>Purple Alien movie was actually the greatest artistic masterpiece of our times!
fucking cringe

>Disney

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>Capeshit is just too deep man

I know of him, I dislike his top albums of all time, reminds me too much of my dad.

Call me a Scarufi-drone but I don't think his tastes are all that bad.

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Avengers objectively has more "what the fuck is going on?" moments to someone completely unfamiliar with the franchise than something like the godfather. That's why the boomer gets confused and angry. As I said, give a boomer a smartphone for the first time and watch as he gets angry, upset, and starts reminiscing about how the past was so much better.

>Avengers objectively has more "what the fuck is going on?" moments

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no its ok. its just a bit too dated, but hes older so that makes sense.
for instance, velvet underground and nico albums need to go, overrated but boomers love them.

>Avengers objectively has more "what the fuck is going on?" moments to someone completely unfamiliar with the franchise

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He also wants to bang 12 year olds

Who do you think runs Disney? And Disney is responsible for why cinema is just a sea of capeshit and sequels as they absorb other studios and work towards a monopoly so they can just shovel out more shallow shit like capeshit and star wars for the drones uncontested.

>Look mom I posted the pictures again!
>Yes yes very nice user, now come to bed it's time to take your autism pills
>M..mom these pills are making me feel all funny and tired...
>Yes sweety it's fine, it'll all be over soon shhhhhh

>The last sequel that was worth watching was Godfather 2, 42 years ago, or the Road Warrior, 35 years ago)

T2
Lethal Weapon sequels
LotR sequels
X2: X-Men United
Crank: High Voltage
Mission Impossible sequels
The Dark Knight
BR2049
Austin Powers sequels
Rush Hour 2
Bad Boys 2
The Mummy Returns

I know there are a shitload more but I'm tired and I think I've made my point. The faggot in the OP is just another Reddit pseud who thinks he's smarter than everyone else because he doesn't like capeshit or generic Hollywood blockbusters.
Cringe and bluepilled as fuck.

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>Who do you think runs Disney?
Most people have no idea how much influence (((they))) have.

>its another retarded shitskin zoomer thinks capeshit movies are the most artistic and complex films to ever exist
oh no no no no

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He'd be just at home on Yea Forums

based Scaruffi absolutely right as always

>using the term Capekino outside of Yea Forums

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>Thinking Scarufi is a reddit-psued

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NEW MOVIES BAD
OLD MOVIES GOOD

yes, but unironically

Scaruffi's Yea Forums related lists and ratings are ABSOLUTELY BASED, but nobody ever draws attention to them. Easy to miss that whole section of his site. Based King rated Love Exposure something like the 30th greatest film of all time.

fuckin rekt

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pretty much yea

c
>Uses Yea Forums lingo on Twitter
That's pretty cringe dawg

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Most of these are pretty shit.

I might start Scarufi posting on Yea Forums so he can gain a foothold like he does on Yea Forums

>Scaruffi's atheism is apparent from his belief that "Religion is the ultimate evil, because it is founded on a lie (God exists)"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piero_Scaruffi#Worldview
Sounds pretty Reddit to me. Yea Forums(nel) is a conservative Christian website.

He didn't say "good", he said "worth watching", and all of those are worth watching once

>trout mask replica as top 10

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so much better than Yea Forumscore

/thread

>unironically being a Christ-cuck
OHNOOHNOOHNO

ASA NISI MASA
ASA NISI MASA
ASA NISI MASA

literally none of them are worth watching except T2 and maybe BR2049

Your dad is a patrician.

Imagine being such a plebbian NPC that you literally get your taste in music from someone else. Try having an original thought sometime.

just give up man

>unironically thinking I was speaking unironically

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SEETHING

Imagine if "film critics" were honest with themselves and admitted the complete degradation of standards in the movie industry over the last decade. Only an Italian boomer with no stake in it can say it out loud.

While he's technically correct, there are more movies and television shows coming out than ever before. Most of them are shit and most people are plebs, but there are still good movies coming out.

Armond White does it more subtly

He is a horrible troll or very retarded. It's time to start killing off boomers like him.

You probably like A24-tier reddit /r/truefilm desaturated lighting trash

This thread is pure cringe. When did this board become infested with hipsters who think it's cool to suck off some faggy grandpa just because he's Italian?
>"new things suck and old things are way better"
>"OMG SO BASED!!!! SO INTELLECTUAL!!!!"
You all need to go right the fuck back.

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like what

>haha dude trannies
>thats SOOO CRINGE boomer

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Infinity War

Ill give you T2, Crank 2 and TDK, but otherwise nein.

It's been like this forever. Hating popular things is literally why Yea Forums exists. Zoomers just happened to off set the cringy elitist crowd

>popular = good
>if u hate a popular thing you're just being contrarian!
cringe capeshit pajeet

Is this the thread where retards think watching obscure films make them intelligent?

I bet you’re a 56% amerimutt

Posting a list of shitty movies is pretty far from making a point.

cringe
based retard

Godzilla vs King Kong was capeshit decades before any of the film's this autistic fag mentions

Absolutely.

Go back to watching capeshit. Dirty shiskin Pajeet.

No, this thread is an equivalent of ''I was born in the wrong generation'' youtube comment

no its a thread where tranny zoomers think watching capeshit film#94545 makes them a kinoseur

Telepathic Surgery is shit, I don't understand how he could overrate it as much as he did. In A Priest Driven Ambulance is far better and was the album where the Lips grounded their sound. However, that being said, it's also shit compared to Mercury Rev which is a far superior sound and experience to any of the Flaming Lips albums.

yeah he has basically top tier boomer taste
could have added Exuma or Comus though

No it’s the one where subhumans think they’re enlightened for being susceptible to marketing from major corporations

Evidently yes.
This board is such trash.

Scaruffi dabbing hard on all of Yea Forums

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jesus christ this dude is a hipster boomer. Fuck i can't think of a worse combination.

Terminator 2 I'll give you. The LOTR films aren't sequels they are one cohesive narrative.

God I wish I were as cool as you guys. Maybe someday

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>tranny gets btfo
>does a mass reply non argument
case closed lmfao. mentally ill cock slicer BTFO fover

Jewish feminist is pretty fucking bad

>number 1 is Citizen Kane
Stopped reading there.
Unironically cringe and bluepilled

Blade Runner 2049

I don't know what's more cringey, that list, or the fact that you think it's a good list

post yours goober

He is a basic bitch. He likes to suck hollywood's dick as much as the people he hates.

Literally the last movie I've seen was one cut of the dead and it was great

I don't make ranked lists of films because I don't have fucking autism.

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Citizen Kane is, objectively, the greatest film ever made

Half of those aren’t even Hollywood films

they are all hollywood films.

???

>one cut of the dead
youtube.com/watch?v=Du2XfUDfjN0
wow user
wow
>dude comedy horror lmao

He has good taste in music but he's a mediocre movie critic at best.

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Let's say 5 superhero movies come out every year.
Let's say 1 star wars movie comes out every year.
That's 6. 30 movies, for 5 years.
Let's say 500 movies are released in USA every year. That's 2500, for 5 years.
So, on the basis on 30 movies, movies of the same genre, movies made by copy-pasting the same formula, movies he probably did not even watch, this guy decided that absolutely none of those 2500 movies released in the last 5 years are worth watching.
If this opinion does not present him as pretentious, ignorant retard, I don't know what else could.

>I talk about movies I haven't seen

Dude acts so smart but doesn't even know about the cycle.

>Rashomon is a Hollywood film
>La Dolce Vita is a Hollywood film
>Metropolis is a Hollywood film

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you're still a goober

BASED

You’re forgetting about the biggest, most influential piece of the puzzle in media:

DISTRIBUTION

You can make the best film in history, but it’s completely meaningless if nobody watches it.

he reviews movies like a hipster film student, this one seems like a parody

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The incredible amount of Jewish nepotism has left the entire Hollywood industry incapable and incompetent.

Except most of these films aren't even obscure user.

>chromatically rich
So he's not only a contrarian but also an idiot

he is genius patrician wuith great taste in the film

>Not watching only the most Chromatically rich Kinos
P L E B

Isn't this that douche from Yea Forums?

>T2
Watchable

>Lethal Weapon sequels
2 is decent, 3 and 4 are jokes

>LotR sequels
Not sequels

>X2: X-Men United
Alright but not a great film

>Crank: High Voltage
Alright but not a great film

>Mission Impossible sequels
lol

>The Dark Knight
Good but not a great film

>BR2049
I'd agree with this

>Austin Powers sequels
No

>Rush Hour 2
No

>Bad Boys 2
lmao

>The Mummy Returns
wat

add silence of the lambs

He's the greatest critic of all times.

>austin powers
>rush hour
>bad boys
lol

BASED

that first anthem is a masterpiece

fuck disney desu

Yes

The road warrior isn’t better than most cape films. To say otherwise is pure nostalgia

based

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holy based

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pleb

>Using the term Capekino

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>. If we thought more highly of ourselves, we would not watch bad films and listened to bad music just because they are publicized"
Sorry but we are more focused on whatever garbage is marketed towards us so we can consume it to satisfy our infantile needs.

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>fell for the "citizen cane is the best movie" ever meme

I like how this 2d tranny has wider shoulders as if they admit they are men. It is?

He knows,check his yearly ratings

But scaruffi isnt against new things

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what's better?

So based,love how the replies to this post are room temperature IQ tards shitting their diapers because avengers isnt there

Yea Forums is filled with uncultured children, holy shit.

Wow I just realized Fellini copied this scene from Pulp Fiction. What a hack.

Based retard. Fury Road was an 11/10 movie that was better than the other sequel in the series he mentioned.

OH NO NO NO

you can claim whatever you want is better. the point is that movie is parroted by everyone as the best fucking thing in existence for no good reason

It's historically significant and good but not the best movie EVER made EVER. that's just silly

awful taste

he rates it the same as FOUR other Welles films, that best of list is just one per director

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>thunderdome
>tfwTWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE
my nigga

>SWSM
>bad
ill give you Goldmember, that was trash

How can you have a degree in mathematics, a lifelong interest in science and the arts, be damn near the closest thing you can get to a polymath in this day and age, and still be THIS FUCKING RETARDED?

scaruffi.com/politics/trumptraitor.html

He is attacking contemporary Hollywood, not “films today”

no, its not, you delusional retard
>but i said it is, so it must be, cuz le redddiiitt!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
also, kill yourself

there are many movies by Tarkovsky, Bergman, Lumet, Bresson, Fellini, PTA as well as many others that are better.

>Star Wars Episode #welostcount
This nigga can't count to 9 lmao

Most are, yeah.

>PTA
lol

absolutely based

Why is he literally always right?

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Based

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oh my god

WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HEEERO

>mirror best tarkovsky
HOLY BASED++

You don’t need to understand the comic book lore of superhero movies to realize that they’re mostly fucking stupid and tiresome. Do you really think that those movies haven’t been designed so that boomers like Scarufi can watch without being confused?

yikes! for a man whose musical taste can shape an entire generations he sure has generic as fuck taste in movies

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Fuckin based as shit

That's right

i can't believe making fun of capeshit makes you fags seethe so hard lmao

unironically one of the top 10 kinos of all time. fine taste

i am pretty sure he likes thunderdome as well

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/ourguy/

BASED

>The last sequel that was worth watching was Godfather 2, 42 years ago, or the Road Warrior, 35 years ago
A genuinely retarded thing to say. Scaruffi should stick to having shitty opinions about music.

seething capeshit and beatles fan

Name a more recent sequel worth watching.

Problem Child 2

>Star Wars Episode #welostcount
Guy can't count to 9 (even when the number's written for him.) Of course he's fucking retarded.

That's what California does to people

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SEETHING capeshitter

>How can you have a degree in mathematics, a lifelong interest in science and the arts
None of these things are related to politics, duh. It's not his field of expertise.

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90% of that is Yea Forums core

because of him

Yes scarrufi is definitely the only person to have given those albums critical acclaim

stuff like vampire rodents and twin infinitives, yeah

Structurally, LOTR can hardly be said to be sequel based. Terminator is trash. Dark Knight is trash. I'm sorry but it's true. The rest are also trash, and are left as an exercise to the reader to think about.

Does La La Land count as a hollywood production?

>Terminator is trash.
actually it's good

T2 is trash

>precipitously
stopped reading there, only a pseud would use that word nobody normal uses