Is she the best mommy of 2019?

is she the best mommy of 2019?

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>stocking feet

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*mogs your wh*toid wife*

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Damn

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do you think he would rather be married to marie?

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The roastie fears the samurai.

honestly hated how much murrican diverse netflix drama was forced in this shit

wouldve loved a kondo series actually set in japan with interesting predicaments like those cited from her book

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10/10

>Netflix
Hide

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Why are weeb incels so obsessed with this old hag?
Genuinely curious. You know there are far better looking and younger gook girls that would be all over your cock simply for being white right?
If you're trying to make some point that white women can't compete, you're doing a horrible job

>white women can't even compete with an older Asian

I think you just proved their poin, fren

She is very small, sweet and unassuming with a perky attitude, and demure, in very feminine dress. She worked as a shrine-maiden. She is a very archetypal yamato nadeshiko; "The picture of an ideal Japanese woman".

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you read her book? what was interesting in it?

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bruh imagine Kondo making tiny little pitter patter toesie woesie steppies with her socked feetsies all over your body

Holy shit she's literally a midget. She's gotta be one by law right?

What happened to white women tho

Please God let me have a wife like her

She's so cute.

>You know there are far better looking and younger gook girls that would be all over your cock simply for being white right?
lmfao, this is the funniest of alt-right/incel/trad loser fantasies of grandeur. to think that they actually believe any of that true absolutely destroys my sides

The times she cited certain clients were often unusual and interesting cases. Very rich people, or absurd hoarders or people who just did something very uncommon. I highly recommend the book if you were interested in kondo and her philosophy. it's very positive.

tidying up with marie kondo felt like The Office if it guest starred ricky gervais. Just a very amercan media-ized take on the whole marie kondo brand.

based r/asianmasculinity poster

she looks like an insect/alien

She looks like someone that really hates being touched

retard incel poster

we all know that woman of every background crave black cock. this is especially true of Asian women in recent years. Japan is being flooded with Nigerian and Zimbabwean refugees and immigrants. the Japanese women are flocking and falling head over heels for their new black lovers. in 20-30 years the Japanese will be a minority within it's own border walls due to the power of black seed

Americans usually get third rate looking asians

womanlets give birth to manlets

white 'men' became pathetic whiny crybabies with no balls

No, because aryan lolis are god tier. hapas are gross. daughterfu>>>>>>>waifu

Reminder that she is only 4'7"

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>swn be your step mother
>swn sneak into your room at night to "clean"
>swn give you a passionate but elegant handjob
>swn plant a kiss on your forehead when she's finished

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Brianna Wu lookin ass bitch

Ellen wants to fuck

Who cares there's only so many available jobs playing pro basketball. I'd rather live a happy life with my charming Marie wife and our many studious and well organized manlet sons, than marry a sloppy white sticc just to maximize height stats.

that wife definetaly looks like she fucks black guys

No. I love fucking Asian women but I am intimately acquainted with how fucking evil they can be.

>two inches taller than peter dinklage
IMAGINE

Imagine manhandling her little body as you just fuck the shit out of her on top of some table or some shit.

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>That .webm of the scene where the wh*toid's child prefers to be held by Marie than by the mother

managed to do that with a 5' viet and can confirm it's fucking kino
>tfw hopelessly single now

What I would give to kidnap Marie Kondo and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to seppuku, but I wouldn't let her do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. She would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with her but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl her to see how far she goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave her in there for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

I love how she butblasts roosties,
Alll she does is smile and be happy and clean homes and this makes roosties seeving mad.

we like specifically because she's an old hag
>not liking small yellow milfs

East Asians are the most kino race prove me wrong

***specifically like her

I can't but greeks, hebrews, egyptians, and romans were pretty interesting fellows

>She worked as a shrine-maiden.
Holy based women, connected to her culture

I want an asian wife who doesn't age

medoids are the only ones that rival asians in kino

>One day, I had a kind of nervous breakdown and fainted. I was unconscious for two hours.
>When I came to, I heard a mysterious voice, like some god of tidying telling me to look at my things more closely. And I realized my mistake: I was only looking for things to throw out. What I should be doing is finding the things I want to keep.
Reminder God spoke to her to make her the shrine maiden of tidying up.

This. Incels and permavirgins on this website have no fucking clue how inaccurate the 'submissive Asian waifu' meme really is.

crikey , shes the patron saint of tidyness and at 4'7 shes easy to store as well

store in my dungeon that is.

Does anyone have the meme that starts with Marie kondo asking "does it spark joy" and then a pic of her throwing a angry feminist in the trash?

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>best mommy
>no milkers

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Queen of womanlets!

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literally me

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(You)

THIS

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>marie is between dinklage and danny devito
holy shit

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That's a octoroon

>see preggo chick
>remember I'll never be desirable or reproduce
haha thanks user

What about your current girlfriend? Does she not want children some day?

Are those real tribes? Or just a bunch of cheap american niggers?

>current girlfriend
that's fucking mean dude

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Real tribes but the guys who actually fuck are those basketball americans in costume pretending to be part of the tribes

>nadeshiko

I read your post too fast and thought that said "nakadashi"

Sparking Joy ...in my pants

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Thank you kindly