Write movie scripts for her

Also, how uncommon is it for a director/writer to marry his lead actress?

These days you'll get slapped with a #metoo after getting into one fight and never get a job again.

#metoo is dead. It faded away as soon as the victims started tearing each other apart.

Anyways...

How do I get Anya's attention via twitter? How do I propose my scripts to her without sounding like an autistic sperg?

I want to make lots of fun and poignant movies with her as my lead actress. And hopefully after our third movie, I'll ask her to marry me :-)

imagine her legs stroking your neck softly as you fuck her

Do you have an elevator pitch? Shoot it and present her the video link. The vid should show how serious you are and the length you're willing to go to get it done.

She definitely won't read an unsolicited script from a random dude.

Do I just @her or something in regards to the video pitch?

vvitch 2: electric boogaloo
by user

Not sure if she wants to do the type of movies you're making desu. Have you tried Riley Reid?

Don't you mean
VVitch 2: Satan's Harem?
2 hours of naked chicks grinding on broom sticks in the air.

Yeah, but it really depends on how active she is in twitter. Twitter addicts like Elon Musk would watch and entire 40 minutes video related to his rockets if you @elonmusk.

Just checked her twitter page. She seems pretty active, but it's all movie related stuff that she's posting, which leads me to believe she doesn't engage in anything irrelevant, which lieafs me to believe she doesn't check her notifications, which leads me to believe she'll never see my video, which leads me to believe I have to track her down and hand her the scripts myself.

I bet she has really drinkable pee.

How old are you?

What's that got to do with anything?

It puts thimgs into perspective. Also influences the likelihood of her saying yes. How old are you?
Also, are you willing to tell something about your screenplay? You say you want to direct it too, do you have directing experience?

Don't most celebrities farm their twitter handles out to social media companies

>how old are you?

I don't feel comfortable answering that question.

>have you directed anything so far?

no, but I have tons of storyboards, animatics, and visual elements that I've created that illustrates just one of my script.

I would love to show Anya these storyboards and animatics and I'm certain she'll love the script that it pertains to.

I wish I can show them to her in private.

>hand her the scripts myself
She won't read it; there are legal implications of reading unsolicited works. It would be fine if you're a close acquaintances of her.
Anyway a well rehearsed elevator pitch works better than a piece of paper.

>implying showing it to a fucking cumdumpster actress will get anything done
Your best bet is making a short film and praying to make it at some small festival. Or send your script to a produser but you better get an agent for that because of copyright issues.

>send her a video pitch

Has this ever worked before? Or is it so crazy that it just might?

I actually know her. Tell me the script and I will tell her you made it.

No, elevator pitch. The Matrix started with an elevator pitch in the beginning. Well that user did said he was going to meet her in person

I want to believe you!

I think it's better to just watch the animatics and then read the script.

seeing porn stars naked is nowhere near as appealing as seeing a famous actress naked.

Just hire her. Her rate is not that high and her agent was very flexible (or maybe inexperienced) in getting a fair price.

post a censored version of the restraining order

Yes, I would love to hire her. It's just that she needs to say yes first before the people with money agrees to anything.

>restraining order

I made that part up

Wait, if she said no you'll cancel the entire production?
If your aim is not to make money the producers can see it a mile away.

I just want to show her the script and animatics. The money part can be done later.

The script is so good (a bit long) I know she'll say yes.

>why's it a bit long?

Lore

I confess, Anya's character is not the main character in the first script, but she'll play a very pivotal role amongst the small group of ensemble characters.

>think "What's eating Gilbert Grape" meets "The Never Ending story"