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Basically grimdark Shrek capeshit? based

I only read Moore's run so I might be curious enough to check it out, but what is the series going for? I heard horror.

Pretty much. But instead of the anti-immigration message of Shrek it's anti-pollution.

So Captain Planet ?

He's not a superhero. He's a monster in a world of superheros. He mostly faces other monsters and is very light on your standard superheroics

Horror. Impressive morgue scene which The Thing fans should enjoy

It's horror. I think this will be mostly pre Moore though. Which is probably a good start because Moore gave Swamp Thing a massive power boost.

>But instead of the anti-immigration message of Shrek
I have to watch that movie again.

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Did Captain Planet ever take over a dudes body to fuck the niece of his biggest enemy ?

Gonna need sauce

Farquaad tries to round up all of the "magic" folk such as Pinocchio with his huge nose and send them to prison camps. The refugees flee to Shrek's swamp and he'll do anything to stop the flood of refugees from destroying his homeland.

>lets go hang out in a bar, make new friends and chillout.
literally didn't happen you 2 minute attention span zoomer.

You know you're right. I never thought about it like that. Over course Fiona was an onionburner and paid the toll.

yes. Don't watch the webm if you haven't seen the show

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Wait I kinda remember something like this. Wasn't Constantine involved? I remember some body-swap sex thing.

It's Alan Moore's run. He takes over Constantine without his consent. So I guess Constantine got raped. Moore loves his rape

>killing niggers
Based

Only in my dreams

Man that run had so much soul.
For any user who didn't read it go for it, it requires a minimal knowledge of the character and the ending is a good closure for the character, no need to read any further.

Might recommend reading Constantine too after that.

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The bar scene happened, maybe not the make friends part, but it happened.
The thing that got me out more is that they seem to have time to waste trying to be buddies when you got a child's life on the line.

Swamp Thing is easily one of DCs best characters. They should have made this a movie. I guarantee it would have done better than Shazam

i only made it 10 minutes in. jesus the dialog was bad and the kewpie doll actress who couldn't have been older than 22 was supposed to be an international disease expert leading a team? we went from doom patrol to this shit?

>dc characters
>good
el o el

yeah it happened, but nobody was trying to be buddies with eachother. They went there for the reporter and they got her. It was a one minute conversation. Nobody wasted any time there. They got in and out in less than 5 minutes

Why restrain yourself to a 2h movie when you can get a 10h+ TV show out of it?
If the show is done well and not filled with useless filler, it still can be good, no?

also webm related is my favourite show.

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What the Fuck is this ? Why is DC so cheap ?

holy kek, tgwtg tier

>DC
no

Gotta go fast!

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I'm dreading Jessica Jones season 3 now. I now remember the shit show this was/is.

DC is pure garbage, bro

Yeah but that looks bad even for DC. Thank fuck Marvel is making their own shows for Disney+ so we can get some quality

This was when I should have dropped JJ. It only got worse.

what is this from?

did Jar Jar made this?

>I'm dreading Jessica Jones season 3 now.
I thought all those shows were cancelled?

Does she have super speed as well because how is she able to catch up to him so easily?

That's a Marvel show you dip

No...IT CAN'T BE!

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DC is still the drizzling shits, bro

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so many brainlets saying it's better then doom patrol

doom patrol is coherent and has better everything, but CGI

litterally just CGI and fuaxkino is what drives morons thinking swamp thing is better

even the science is so so fucking busted

>so many brainlets saying it's better then doom patrol
Who? The only person I've seen say that is that complete bimbo Grace

This cunt is in it? She was easily the worst thing in Teen Wolf

So anyway the guy in the yellow, his super hero name is The Whizzer

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wtf is wrong with that girl face? did her father fucked rat or something?

>so many brainlets saying it's better then doom patrol

literally no one has said that, at any point in history, at any point in time, has anyone ever uttered those words

>he hasn't seen Gotham

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he's so fat his super speed abilities result in just regular speed

buddy you don't even fucking know how low Marvel Comics has set the bar

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That's clever.

I hope his superpower is making cunts squirt like little fountains

>watching DC shit

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it's going fast and being racist

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>I only read Moore's run
>implying there's anything else worth reading

holy shit did some fat whore from tumblr made it? I think Im gonna dig a litte and go troll Yea Forums

they sure did my dude and everyone fucking hates her for it, especially Yea Forums

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>gota go fast /pol/ edition
Im ok with this.

not exactly

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>Yea Forums doesn't watch shows
never change

lol she looks like her character, so furry with daddy issues. I bet she suck mean dick better than she draws.

sad panda

actually it may surprise you but that show is a product of one of the most profitable film & TV franchises of all time

yeah I'm going to take the opinion of someone who watched Teen Wolf seriously

yeah I dunno about that, here's a body shot for shit's and giggles

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BIG OL'

TITRAHEDRONS

essentially he's the redneck vine guy from AVatar the last airbender

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>be scientist living in a swamp
>wear flipflops
whats wrong with the writers of this shitshow?

>wear shoes
>they get wet
>now you're wearing wet shoes and will contract gangrene
gg no re
it's the same logic as wearing shorts in a rainstorm, there's no point in resisting the wet so just embrace it

>be scientist living in a swamp
They even say that he's not from there, retard.

STACKED

They've been canceled, they're releasing the 3rd season in the coming weeks and then it's done.

SACRED VINES

Swamp thing is magical he fights magical stuff, also people that go into his swamp cuz it's neat now beware I'm going to tell you some really stupid shit because you should know it going into this show.

Swamp thing is a magical avatar of something called The Green, the green is the life force of all plant life on earth and he fights against other avatars of other types of life.

There is The Red which is animal life the avatar of which is Animal Man, there's also The Gray for fungus, The Metal for robots, and The Black for death.

All of these various avatars are supposed to fight each other on behalf of their respective life forces, if one gets out of control though the whole system collapses and Earth dies.

Anyway The Black should be showing up in Swamp Thing since they've been dropping some huge hints so if you don't like magic shit then drop the show.

probably why she can't draw for shit

DC is so fucking retarded

i actually enjoyed the first episode. 1 thread on Yea Forums and all my hype has been sucked from me. jesus you souless losers really do have a vortex effect of fun. wow

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>someone at marvel comis with bimbo tits fetish let that in
Guys do crazy things for their kinks

oh Marvel is far worse, they have Man-Thing since y'know Marvel is an 80% shit rip off of DC characters

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ENTANGLE THE CORRUPTED!

why do you value the opinion of a bunch of dopes on the interment you'll never see over your own?

Relax, user, I liked it too. And I've never even read or seen anything related to this character.

I am not reactivating my DCU sub until the rest of Young Justice comes out.

Then I might watch it.

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Shrek was a libertarian fighting against the state (Farquaad) for his property rights

so two weeks?

Squirrel girl has been around forever but the sjws love her now

>The Black for death.
It's The Rot, my Yea Forumsnoisseur fren.

because fuck you

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BIG NERDY MILKERS

oh yeah The Rot well whatever black/rot same shit doesn't make sense either way Fungus serves the same purpose of recycling

oh god

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no wizards allowed

>80% shit rip off of DC characters
Common DC cuck lie

Did you like New 52 Swamp Thing? I think it was good, especially the crossover and when Kot was the main writer.

When will they make lost girls?

>I'm going to tell you some really stupid shit because you should know it going into this show.
They're not going to go into all that shit in the first season. They might introduce the Rot with Arcane but he's not going to be fighting the Machine Queen anytime soon

>Fungus serves the same purpose of recycling
They use this as a plot point in Futures End so Swamp Thing can trap Arcane and the Rot forever

gimme a name I'll tell you what they ripped off

here I'll even give you an example, Miss Marvel/Captain Marvel is a complete rip off of Supergirl

Both blonds with the same set of super powers except laser vision instead of laser blasts
Both have alien powers
Both Legacy Characters
Carol Danvers - Marvel
Kara Danvers - Supergirl
Marvels Cat- Goose
Supergirls Cat - Streaky

Miss Marvel is a direct rip off

didn't read much of it, I kinda stayed away from 52

well yeah just one but one is enough I doubt the council is going to show up either

did they? that's pretty neat

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reminder Poison Ivy got swamped

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wtf are you doing mate?

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The mind of a DC cuck is a fascinating thing. Must be that inferiority complex due to the fact that while DC is older than Marvel, Marvel has been pushing their shit in since day one

hapa? Nice fuck piggu but I would not, those feet are turnoff

I mean, if you're just gonna try and mess with me you can do a lot better than that muh man

spoiler

ur mum m8

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that sounds like something the rot would say

que what?

Thank you for your concession

bet you guys will flip when this happens

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no i will just call it convoluted

Swampy can enlarge his dick and have little spikes. It's canon.

i know there are animals with that kind of dick. possibly komodo dragons. i remember becasue i had a troll account on a cam site that i would lure cam girls into my trust by pretending to be a komodo dragon and stating facts about myself in their chat room

lol ok dude

If I concede that Majin Buu could beat Superman would DBZ fans concede that Swamp Thing can beat Goku? Is is what he can do if you have even a bit of plant life in your body and Goku is always stuffing his face

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>That time Swamp Thing was transported to a planet of sentient plant people and absorbed all their bodies to create his own while they screamed

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This DC streaming site content has been nothing but fire so far. Hope this trend continues.

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Really? It worked for me. Anyway it's a guy who was turned into a tree

neat

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yeah but Marvel also knows how to have fun
like sending 2 shield operatives to try and recruit man-thing during civil war

don't have the next page but he tries to give them a toad because he has no fucking idea what they are talking about

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Will Constantine be in this?

Have sex

I always hated moore's run.

The original swamp thing was a science fiction/horror series about a scientist who became a monster and spent his days wandering the swamp, fighting other monsters. His humanity was retaimed to.an extwnt, so he still had huma emotions and thoughts, and la.entedhis horrific existance. It was awesome.

And now he's a magical plant man who battles other magical beings because they're all magical faggots or something.

Fuck moore.

t. Morrison

Is it amazing? If not, fuck it.

>DC
>ever not being shit
Bro...

Man thing existed first, you moron. But he was a rip off of the heap anyway.

JJ was garbage but David tenant was the only redeeming factor

Season 2 already was quite a drop from the 1st season.

It does make sense though. I bet Ivy is always doing obscene things with cucumbers.

Moore always was too good for superheroes. His heart clearly is in making stuff like From Hell or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.