You open the front door to your home and see this staring at you

>You open the front door to your home and see this staring at you.

What do you do?

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say hi, tell it he can stay so long as he doesn't eat me or the neighbors. the stray cats in the neighborhood are fine though

call the nearest Strong Woman™ to the rescue like in all the Hollywood pictures

This

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Thank God for not making it The Blob.

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unzip

leave

Fuck it till it dies

Stop spamming this

G'day, mate

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Burn it

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what movie user

ask what the fuck it's doing here, doesn't it want to go back to space or something? nigga I live in the middle of no where with my dog, courage does this look like NASA?

It.

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stick my dick in its mouth
if i'm going to die might as well fuck it

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Chide it for not being careful, someone might have seen it from outside. It is not yet time to reveal ourselves.

Show it a pic of thicc Tay Tay. It will seek her out in a desire to become one with her.

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furiously jacking off

close the door

I would eat it.
Pan. Nice and hot.Some Oliveoil.