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Bentley Sanchez
Cooper Hall
DANY!
Nicholas Wood
THIS THREAD IS NOW DEDICATED TO THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS!
STANNIS BARATHEON FIRST OF HIS NAME!
KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN!
LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM!
Camden Wilson
I want book Asha to be bisexual and have lesbian sex with Sansa.
U a gay
Xavier Carter
2pbp
Caleb Garcia
Brought to you by a proud supporter of STANNIS BARATHEON
FIRST OF HIS NAME
KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN
RIGHTFUL LORD OF THE SEVEN KINDOMS
AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM
LONG LIVE THE ONE TRUE GOD
Elijah Long
Nikolaj is perfect.
Blake Murphy
fpbp
Benjamin Davis
Based
Jose Foster
First for the cutest Dane
Caleb King
>Hm, what if I steal this 6'6 chad with retard strength's gf? What can go wrong?
Michael Cox
/thread/
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Mason Torres
Based.
STANNIS!!!
Luke Parker
Reminder that Asha wants Stannis to bend her over and take her in every way imaginable
Parker Gomez
*ahem*
Let's start this thread off right:
Fuck House Lannister
Fuck House Baratheon
Fuck House Tyrell
Fuck House Baelish
Fuck House Clegane
Fuck House Dayne
Fuck House Targaryen
Fuck House Greyjoy
Fuck House Bolton
Fuck House Karstark
Fuck House Dustin
Fuck House Ryswell
Fuck wildlings
Fuck the Others
Fuck Winter
Fuck the Iron Throne
And last but not least, FUCK HOUSE FREY
The North remembers.
That is all.
Hunter Campbell
A
FUCKING
HAM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carter Clark
The queen in the /trash/!!!
The queen in the /trash/!!!
The queen in the /trash/!!!
Camden Powell
COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY
Parker Williams
When you think about it, all the problems on Game of Thrones would have been solved if Jaime and Euron had just fucked.
Cameron Perry
I want Stannis to take them both as wives like Aegon the conqueror.
Thomas Wilson
Except for his feet
Mason Jenkins
I WILL UNITE THIS THREAD AGAINST OUR ENEMY.
DOWN WITH THE USURPER DAENERYS TARGARYEN
DOWN WITH THE USURPER CERSEI LANNISTER
ALL WILL BEND THE KNEE OR BE CRUSHED!
Isaiah Wright
Stannis is already happily married.
Easton James
Ours is the Oneitis
William Price
Yfw aerys was a better king than robert even though he randomly burned people alive
Blake Cook
I BEND THE KNEE
Owen Ross
HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM!
Jackson Richardson
Elaborate my friend
Carter Young
>The ending heavily implies that Jon leaves with the Wildings and probably ends up being the leader of the free folk, with territory that is as big as the North
How the hell did he get away with betraying the Night's Watch vow again for the second time? Does anyone, at all, in their organization actually care that their members actually follow the vows they pledged to follow until the end of their lives? I mean, seriously, I don't think Danny's former armies would agree with Jon just abandoning the Watch to be the King of a new Kingdom in Westeros.
David Butler
M-MY KNEE!
IT'S BENDING ON ITS OWN!
Justin Sanders
lmao
Nicholas Barnes
Filthy degenerate's like you will be burned!
Sebastian Robinson
And his teeth. He's my little snaggle-tooth angel.
Brody Long
The Dragon fears the Hammer
Carson Lewis
>caring what a mans feet looks like
what are you, unironically a fag?
Liam Kelly
Ingrate fags who wouldn't be alive if their big brother wasn't a tactical genius who protected him for a year against impossible odds should not make jokes about ham
Ian Ward
I BEND THE KNEE!!!!
STANNIS!!!!
Benjamin Torres
Friendly reminder that the Others are the fae of the winter court
Friendly reminder that Victarion got a stiffy looking at Asha
Frindy reminder that Brandon fucked Ashara
Ayden Hill
MATTE! MATTETE!
Xavier Moore
I BEND THE KNEE
ONLY FOR YOU MY KING!
Connor Rivera
Why did he try killing Jaime again?
John Young
“There is a price,” the godswife warned her.
“You’ll have gold, horses, whatever you like.”
“It is not a matter of gold or horses. This is bloodmagic, lady. Only death may pay for life.”
“Death?” Dany wrapped her arms around herself protectively, rocked back and forth on her heels. “My death?” She told herself she would die for him, if she must. She was the blood of the dragon, she would not be afraid. Her brother Rhaegar had died for the woman he loved.
“No,” Mirri Maz Duur promised. “Not your death, Khaleesi.”
Dany trembled with relief. “Do it.”
The maegi nodded solemnly. “As you speak, so it shall be done. Call your servants.”
Brody Smith
kek
Luis Morales
She is going to burn Shireen and Stannis is going to kill her dead.
Charles Young
>renly was only 21
Damn, son
Leo Long
What comes to mind when you hear the words "based and Manderlypilled?"
Jaxon Powell
>house baratheon literally gets saved by Dany
Matthew Kelly
jon being exiled to the wall by bran and sansa is retarded anyways and greyworm not killing or trying to kill jon on the spot after killing dany is also retarded, and they unsullied left anyways which is mega retarded.
Jaxson Jenkins
What does Niko's poop smell like?
Leo Myers
I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. That only makes him cuter. Meanwhile Pilou has cute little teeth
Oliver Cox
I BEND THE KNEE
Robert Reed
>dies before ever setting foot on the battlefield or doing anything of note
u mad gay boi?
Ian Collins
Reminder that Dany isn't particularly more evil than any other character even just taking the show's context seriously, that most characters in the show if they had her level of power with 3 dragons would become just as bad, and that she was remorseful and broken in her last moments
Anthony Williams
A guy pretending to take three hour shits for years in order to prepare for future scheming.
Evan Robinson
Imagine if Tywin had 3 dragons
Or Stannis
Or Joffrey
Or Ramsay
Dany did nothing wrong
Isaac Long
ILLYN-SAN! (His head) KITE
my nippon isn't that good
Mason Cook
Anyone who takes it up the ass like renlyfags will never understand what it's like to stand with your one true king in battle as he leads not from some tent but at the front.
Juan Gonzalez
I BEND THE KNEE
Parker Torres
not a bookfag, so can someone explain Renly's thought process about why he should be king and had he was the rightful heir?
>Stannis is obviously the rightful heir.
>Joffrey had somewhat of a "legitimate" claim
>Greyjoys only wanted independent Iron Islands
>Robb Stark only wanted independent North
>Renly ???????
Nathaniel White
Post the other ones. The mountain vs the viper is kino
Jonathan Perry
Stannis will have 3 dragons when he takes Dany as his consort after her arrival in Westeros.
Nathan Powell
king in the true north
Xavier Flores
>implying Gendry wont pull a Henry Tudor and become the bastard who takes back the throne his family lost
The Stag will always shit upon the Dragon
Juan Miller
It was mostly the Tyrells fluffing up his ego. Loras was sucking his cock and basically it would have ended with Tyrells indirectly being in control of Westeros since Renly was an idiot that they could control easily.
Ryan White
yes, but I'd have preferred if the guy actually bothered to draw the dogs instead of just writing "dog dog dog"
Robert Baker
Any of those four would have actually won with three dragons
Gabriel Parker
Or Robb, cersei, Jon, Arya, Sansa, tyrion, etc etc
Kayden James
They would have done a lot better with them than she did fuck dany she did everything wrong
Thomas Williams
1st For the purest and most beautiful queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Lad of my Lad, will you protect her smile?
Justin Jackson
I BEND THE KNEE
William Lewis
“Tell me. Tell me what the women say.”
He turned his face away. His eyes were haunted. “They say the child was …”
She waited, but Ser Jorah could not say it. His face grew dark with shame. He looked half a corpse himself.
“Monstrous,” Mirri Maz Duur finished for him. The knight was a powerful man, yet Dany understood in that moment that the maegi was stronger, and crueler, and infinitely more dangerous. “Twisted. I drew him forth myself. He was scaled like a lizard, blind, with the stub of a tail and small leather wings like the wings of a bat. When I touched him, the flesh sloughed off the bone, and inside he was full of graveworms and the stink of corruption. He had been dead for years.”
Darkness, Dany thought. The terrible darkness sweeping up behind to devour her. If she looked back she was lost. “My son was alive and strong when Ser Jorah carried me into this tent,” she said. “I could feel him kicking, fighting to be born.”
“That may be as it may be,” answered Mirri Maz Duur, “yet the creature that came forth from your womb was as I said. Death was in that tent, Khaleesi.”
“Only shadows,” Ser Jorah husked, but Dany could hear the doubt in his voice. “I saw, maegi. I saw you, alone, dancing with the shadows.”
“The grave casts long shadows, Iron Lord,” Mirri said. “Long and dark, and in the end no light can hold them back.”
Ser Jorah had killed her son, Dany knew. He had done what he did for love and loyalty, yet he had carried her into a place no living man should go and fed her baby to the darkness. He knew it too; the grey face, the hollow eyes, the limp. “The shadows have touched you too, Ser Jorah,” she told him. The knight made no reply. Dany turned to the godswife. “You warned me that only death could pay for life. I thought you meant the horse.”
“No,” Mirri Maz Duur said. “That was a lie you told yourself. You knew the price.”
Colton Martinez
He may, but Dany saved the stags house
Levi Gonzalez
>Why does Renly think he should be king?
No reason other than he wants it and is using retard reasoning that if Robert took the throne by force he should be allowed do it too, even though Robert was freeing the realm from a tyrant and avenging his future wife and best friend's house, and Renly just wants a shiny crown. He knows full well Stannis is the rightful king but is being a dick just because
Eli Cooper
at least tywin wouldn't insist it was for your own good while he burned your city down.
Grayson Allen
Our knees do not bend easily
Easton Ortiz
He thought being king was a popularity contest and reasoned Roberts claim was bullshit until his armies took the throne
Nicholas Richardson
How is Daario going to betray Dany? Right now he's a """""prisoner""""" of Yunkai, him joining up with them seems likely.
Although I still hope he turns out to be Euron or at least Euron warging into him
Jason Jones
>implying she didn't won
Angel Smith
Red Wedding, don't understand who's who tho (except for obvious catfish)
Luis Taylor
>Anata wa kanojo o osoimashita anata wa kanojo o kizutsuketa anata wa kanojo o koroshimashita
Thomas Sanders
Why didn't Robert simply fuck Ned?
Camden Baker
1rst for summer!
Isaiah Morris
Tyrion being taken to the Erie
Aiden Brooks
He was a complete puppet for the Tyrells who stroked his ego and his dick to the point that he thought it was okay to kill the older brother who saved his life as a child. It was all a complete ego and power trip and all his allies immediately switch sides and mock him after his death. A character compares each baratheon brother to metal and he comparez renly to copper because hes pretty to look at but not worth much in the end. fuck renly.
Samuel Mitchell
Very well then. I Stannis Baratheon sentence you to death.
Evan Long
The Lannisters survive the War of the Five Kings purely out of plot contrivance. Tywin loses over and over again but manages to come out on top out of plot contrivance. Renly wants to become king out of plot contrivance. Shadow Baby exists out of plot contrivance. Robb breaks his oath with the Freys out of plot contrivance. Tywin is just as much of a Mary Sue with unearned success as Daenerys is, but he doesn't have a point of view chapter and is a "bad guy."
Matthew Watson
Dany did win. She completely fucked up right after she won
Matthew Fisher
Based Stannisbros go on and do your duty
Jackson Parker
“His life was an arakh in his hand and his bells ringing in his hair as he rode to meet an enemy. His life was his bloodriders, and me, and the son I was to give him.”
Mirri Maz Duur made no reply.
“When will he be as he was?” Dany demanded.
“When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east,” said Mirri Maz Duur. “When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return, and not before.”
Dany gestured at Ser Jorah and the others. “Leave us. I would speak with this maegi alone.” Mormont and the Dothraki withdrew.
“You knew,” Dany said when they were gone. She ached, inside and out, but her fury gave her strength. “You knew what I was buying, and you knew the price, and yet you let me pay it.”
“It was wrong of them to burn my temple,” the heavy, flat-nosed woman said placidly. “That angered the Great Shepherd.”
“This was no god’s work,” Dany said coldly. If I look back I am lost. “You cheated me. You murdered my child within me.”
“The stallion who mounts the world will burn no cities now. His khalasar shall trample no nations into dust.”
“I spoke for you,” she said, anguished. “I saved you.”
“Saved me?” The Lhazareen woman spat. “Three riders had taken me, not as a man takes a woman but from behind, as a dog takes a bitch. The fourth was in me when you rode past. How then did you save me? I saw my god’s house burn, where I had healed good men beyond counting. My home they burned as well, and in the street I saw piles of heads. I saw the head of a baker who made my bread. I saw the head of a boy I had saved from deadeye fever, only three moons past. I heard children crying as the riders drove them off with their whips. Tell me again what you saved.”
“Your life.”
Mirri Maz Duur laughed cruelly. “Look to your khal and see what life is worth, when all the rest is gone.”
Oliver Powell
How should one transcribe Hodor in nippon? HODORU? HODORO? something else
Jaxson Morales
In the first episode, Ned, Jon's adoptive father and uncle, literally executed a Night Watch's ranger for betraying his vow via desertion. The Starks aren't even part of the Watch, but they honor their vows as any sworn brother of the Night's Watch should. Ned would have Jon killed for this stunt if he was still alive. And Jon, along with the rest of Night's Watch, should have known better. That the mere suggestion of deciding to live with the Free Folk should be considered desertion, because it is, with execution being the punishment. Season 1 GoT is just far more consistent and actually acts like a Medieval-inspired setting that takes vows and those who forsake them seriously, unlike the latter seasons.
Austin Garcia
it was retarded, it would have been kino if jon had stood in front of the throne and drogon blasted him to ash, melting the throne in the process. anti-monarchy drogon is fucking retarded, especially since they immediately re-established the iron throne anyway.
Thomas Miller
that is some retarded fucking armor
Henry Harris
>He knew it too; the grey face, the hollow eyes, the limp. “The shadows have touched you too, Ser Jorah,” she told him.
Is this why he gets greyscale?
Aaron Gray
I thought they launched his head into the city?
Jeremiah James
>Fuck House Baratheon
Levi Flores
Lord o' bones looks way less cool here tho
Brandon Flores
>probably ends up being the leader of the free folk,
there is literally nothing in the ending that suggests this
Ethan Brooks
Your fanfiction has no power here dabid
Xavier Wright
Stop posting in these threads. Stop making them. It's over. What the fuck is there even to discuss anymore?
Honestly, these threads don't even contain any discussion anymore, it's nothing more than shitposting and shitty memes constantly. Fuck off.
Lucas Green
That makes sense. I guess it didn't really work out for them considering their entire house is fucking extinct.
Based Robert. Based Stannis. Fuck Renly.
Blake Harris
WHERE'S MUH SISTAH
Aaron Price
Agreed. Kingsguard are supposed to be basically paladins in terms of how they look. Fucking Rhaegar couldn't afford basic plate? Lmao
Elijah Jones
The one behind robb with the sword is roose. The ones outside are the 'band'. The leftmost is walder
Jordan Myers
higher res if you're interested
Josiah Allen
MY KING
I BEND THE KNEE
Tywin knew what was good for him.
Ryan Hernandez
You will bend the knee or be destroyed
Sebastian Diaz
>Fuck House Baratheon
>Fuck house Dayne
>The North remembers
Don't you drag Ned's two favorite houses through the mud you T*lly shit
Carter Kelly
>I don't like the character so I'm going to just dismiss the whole story as "plot contrivances"
Epic
Andrew Rodriguez
You and me both know it's not fanfiction
Adam Rogers
Unlike these fly by night Dany cucks or Sansa subs we true Stannisbros know that duty above all else is important.
Jonathan Smith
Why couldn't they just keep S1 Kingsguard armor? Basically only helmets/symbols should change to signal change of dynasty
Lincoln Nguyen
Dying three seconds after you win the battle is not winning.
Jace Nguyen
The real plot contrivances are Balon being a fucking retard that would rather fuck Robb in the ass and take empty frozen Norf land rather than the rich Westerlands and Lysa also being a fucking retard that would rather pine for LF's dick than help her fucking family.
Zachary Cooper
Unironically Rhaegar's downfall was his confidence. He was 100% in basically every thing he did.
Caleb Fisher
Jonathan Garcia
because the retards making the show thought the kings would be so retarded and vain they'd make an entirely new set of armor for everyone just because they're the king now
Caleb Barnes
Oh, so that's Robb, I thought he was Admure because of the red hair, kek
So Edmure is the one between Cat and Robb? Or should he be already out in that moment, and if yeas, who's that?
Andrew Wright
Nice avoiding the argument, stupid.
I don't dislike Tywin at all, by the way. I am merely calling it how I see it.
Joshua Barnes
She's cute alright
Luis Reyes
>unearned success
>Daenerys
Wrong
Isaac Martin
Not cool. True Sansachads hate the show and 100% support king Stannis.
Nicholas Hughes
Yep its sad Stannis even laments about how he wished Renly had joined him and that they "would have had a victory even Robert would have been proud of" in Stannis own words.
Jose Nguyen
Based and fucking Stannerman pilled
Ayden Cooper
Wildlings love bending the knee to southern lords so much that they'll probably crown Jon in like two days
Brayden Campbell
I BEND THE KNEE, YOUR GRACE!
Evan Reed
>my lord, now that I've been killed and released of my Night's Watch vows I will bend the knee and be your sworn servant
>I will become a Stark for the One True King
Anthony Foster
You have no argument. Twyin is defeated in battle but leverages the selfishness and short-sightedness of the people around him (which had already been well established from the moment of their introductions and thus not a surprise to anyone) to pull victory from the jaws of defeat. You only label it a "plot contrivance" because you're a seething danyfag who doesnt like how the show ended and wants an outlet to cope. Fuck off.
Levi Young
tbf we never saw rhaegar in armor.
the armor from season 1 literally still has the dragon scale design from the targaryen rule so it made no sense to change it. They should have maybe have it be silver with a red insignia at most.
Jackson Gonzalez
you just know she didn't know jackshit about what was going to happen when she did that.
Hudson Davis
Matthew Smith
When GURM has finally shat out all the books, he should make his own fanfiction where Stannis wins.
Grayson Howard
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
I BEND THE KNEE
Jonathan Cooper
Sansa fucking sucks on show and books disgusting sansafag
Zachary Cox
Yea Forums will always be a stannis board
Asher Moore
H A M M I S
Cooper Parker
We don't hold any love for oathbreakers in the One True King's realm Snow, stay with your wildling mutts
John Campbell
Arise then, Jon STARK of Winterfell.
Grayson Young
Stannis x Dany is the OTP
Nicholas Young
Fuck off and eat your crayons dabid
Adam Parker
The duality of /got/
Hunter Green
hodoru
Benjamin Jenkins
He should be out. Probably greatjon. Or smalljon
Andrew Thomas
Charles Johnson
Sam betrays his vows of celibacy of not only the NW but the Maesters as well. Not only does he get way with it, but he becomes a Grand Maester and given that he's serving Bran, isn't even part of the Night's Watch anymore. Hell, Sam brags about impregnating Gilly in front of Jon right in front of people who are aware of him. It's one thing to admit failing to be celibate, it's another to outright confessing it to the public where everyone can hear you and not even feeling slightly guilty about it.
Owen Brown
WAIT WAIIT
Ayden Wright
If she bends the knee to me both to the throne and the bedroom I may not hang her for treason.
Juan Wilson
What do we think of Stansa bros
Luke Baker
At least the NW vows are to not marry and father no children, so technically not outright celibacy
No idea for Maesters' vows tho
Ryan Smith
Being a butthurt "Danyfag" doesn't even factor into my assessment about how Tywin loses over and over again, until he wins through no action of his own. The Renly situation took care of itself. The Tyrell situation took care of itself. The Stannis situation took care of itself. The Frey situation took care of itself. The Bolton situation took care of itself. The Robb Stark situation took care of itself.
Tywin was handwrapped a victory in the series. He had inferior forces, inferior battle tactics, and inferior morale, but he won anyway.
Samuel Lee
Sam is George's self insert. George is proud of being a fat, cowardly traitor.
Lincoln Jenkins
Best queen and a perfect fit for Stannis.
Hudson Martinez
Tywin and the Lannisters in general get logic bent in their favor throughout the whole series in favor of nihilism, the same way most fiction bends logic in favor of the hero
John Gray
>Sam is George's self insert.
Sam is his true, subconscious self-insert, I bet GURM sees himself as Jon
Samuel Taylor
Stannis is a married man and unless shagging Shalsha helps him kill a pretender he wouldn't betray his wife
Connor Anderson
>Sam is a fat oathbreaker
>GURM is a fat draft dodger
>Sam's the Fatman's insert
You still wonder why Sam somehow wins despite not deserving anything but death?
Sebastian Cox
This is the hero, the key to the whole series, and the man who wins in the end, in case you weren't paying attention
Jeremiah Phillips
But what about asha? I bet she can melt stannis' heart. Maybe he'll even enjoy sex
Camden Green
>Afterward he put their crews to death as well, saving only the slaves chained to the oars. He broke their chains himself and told them they were now free men and would have the privilege of rowing for the Iron Fleet, an honor that every boy in the Iron Islands dreamed of growing up. "The dragon queen frees slaves and so do I," he proclaimed.
>The iron captain had no time to wait for laggards. Not with his bride encircled by her enemies. The most beautiful woman in the world has urgent need of my axe.
>On wings of song I fly to you, Daenerys, the iron captain thought.
Will Vic+Dany be canon?
Eli Flores
WAIT WAAIIT
William Morgan
May he live with the guilt of his actions for all of time and never receive the glorious death on the battlefield that all Northmen desire.
Adrian Cook
BUT WHO IS HE?????
Asher Clark
where is this from?
Kevin Thompson
>retarded butthurt historylet doesnt know about playing the long game
>has no idea how many great historical leaders such as Tokugawa, Emperor Frederick III or Claudius won by being patient and seemingly doing nothing
You have no clue what youre talking about
Robert Brown
His wife is going to be executed for burning Shireen.
Asha is already promised to Justin Massey.
Jack Foster
Lol, no. Dumbo will get dabbed on either by dragons or euron
Mason Thompson
so fucking based, please fucking happen in the books with Stannis on his death bed
youtube.com
Gavin Perez
Stannis has already got Melly, why would she want some iron nigger with a beak for a nose?
Nolan Morris
STANNIS BARATHEON THE KING WHO CARED!
Tyler Lee
Why would a handsome fit man like that have the feet of an 80 year old man?
Charles Gonzalez
>freeing slaves only to force them to work
It is supposed to make him look stupid but that is pretty much what Dany did.
Logan Cook
>filename
>footfagging a dude
Mason Hill
>>On wings of song I fly to you, Daenerys
What, that faggot is a poet now?
Kayden Hall
the Tyrells pushed him into it. He was liked and well loved by most everyone because he was handsome and charismatic so people supported his weak claim.
Josiah Butler
youtu.be
Some promo for season 5 its kind of cruel in hindsight
Nathaniel Ward
Petyr Baelish, first of his name, king of he andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm
Ayden Davis
I hated how LF died. I knew he was going to be outschemed soon or latter caused by his impulsive attraction to Sansa, but it doesn't change the fact that he really didn't see his death in the show coming? I mean, really? His entire plan was edited letters to get the Starks going against each other and hoping he can exploit the situation? That's all?
Anthony Miller
All proper vikings are poets, it's the law.
Carson Williams
based grrm
Jeremiah Diaz
>leading everyone to death in the snow makes you a great leader
nope. Winning the war does, he isnt half the man Tywin is.
Luis Robinson
Yeah... YEAH
Tyler Price
>his impulsive attraction to Sansa
A show invention. He doesn't give a fuck about Sansa in the books as far as he can use her
Jacob Carter
>Areo hotah is depicted as white in every interpretation other than the show
Nathan Morris
Skalds were a thing irl essentially viking warrior poets who made songs about how much ass they kicked
Jaxon Torres
in the books Petyr loved Cat and Salsa is a supposed to be a spitting image of Cat
also he gets her to kiss him on the lips and shit like that, even when they are alon. Its pretty clear that LF wants to fuck Salsa
Gabriel Clark
LF is obviously grooming Sansa in the books.
Eli Morgan
Fuck the gay vows. He willingly joined the night's watch to be a hero, and he was exiled to the watch for justifiably killing the queen who killed thousands of innocent people and would likely kill thousands more. The only reason Bran sent him to the wall was so Greyworm wouldn't start a war.
Carter Wright
He starts out with the most supporters and the biggest army of them all.
Henry Reyes
I actually thought he was a nigger for some reason
this
Luis Cook
>A king who has fought for and earned for everything he has
>vs someone who’s stolen everything from better men to claim they were better
Usurpers like you will be burned.
Jackson Bailey
>has no idea how many great historical leaders such as Tokugawa, Emperor Frederick III or Claudius won by being patient and seemingly doing nothing
Tywin had no knowledge about what the Starks would do. He had no knowledge about Jaime's fate. He had no knowledge about what the Tullys would do. He had no knowledge of what the Tyrells would do. He had no knowledge about what the Vale would do. He had no knowledge of Cersei's motives. He had no knowledge of what Stannis would do. He had no knowledge of what Renly would do. He had no knowledge of what the Freys would do.
He literally failed over and over again and lucked out with Shadow Baby and Jeyne Westerling.
Christopher Taylor
Basically he was sacrificing seven girls (the pretties ones) he found on a ship he captured, by burning them on a ketch (so they may end up with R'hllor or the Drowned God, to ease all the crew) and he imagines their screaming turning into joyful songs, and then he thinks that to himself
So I guess it's a bit dark and whatnot
Chase Gutierrez
>whitewash bad ass white man
>turn him into AHHHH MASSA DORAN HELP MEEE as he is one hit koed by a small teenage girl
are dabid dare is say it...based?
Jeremiah Turner
it's literally just 'people like me'
he relies entirely on charisma and is basically a huge retard
Landon Davis
tyrion is his self insert
Lincoln Collins
Squid retard is trying to steal Dany out from under Euron's plan because a red priest told him to. Vic is playing checkers while Euron is playing 4D chess, and Vic is gonna end up getting raped by Euron for being an idiot
Austin Reed
Me too. I think it's his name.
Benjamin Martin
kek, true
Evan Allen
Petyr loved cat, once, now he doesn't give a fuck, everything he's doing with sansa is to manipulate her into thinking he loves her so she has a false sense of security
Josiah Morales
>A king who has fought for and earned for everything he has
So Tywin? Stannis was handed everything by his brother Robert. Tywin took house lannisters from scrubs to dominating the realm. Not be mention he BTFO of your fag king at the blackwater
Bentley Mitchell
>Her silver was trotting through the grass, to a darkling stream beneath a sea of stars. A corpse stood at the prow of a ship, eyes bright in his dead face, grey lips smiling sadly. A blue flower grew from a chink in a wall of ice, and filled the air with sweetness. . . . mother of dragons, bride of fire . . .
The first one points to Drogo and the third is Jon. But who the hell is this one?
>A corpse stood at the prow of a ship, eyes bright in his dead face, grey lips smiling sadly.
Doesn't sound like Hizdar or Daario to me
Christopher Morgan
Oh yeah also as he's sacrificing them a wind begins blowing into the ships' sails, so there's that as well
Benjamin Price
>leading from the front
>can't move his army properly
>dies or get routed with his cavalry
>entire army gets encircled
>75000 die at cannae
shit tier
Dylan Brown
Euron needs to get killed by Theon in the books after a sweet redemption arc.
Michael Anderson
Do you think those guys knew what was going on in their enemies heads? Not being so hasty and rushing in is a sign of wisdom and caution. Sometimes inaction is the beat action and tywin knew that sitting back and watching his enemies fight one another was a wise move. He even flat out admits hes not going to beat robb stark in battle and then plays on his own strengths aka political intrigue.
Thomas Collins
Vic has power of two nine? gods while Euron has zero. Euron can play chess all he wants, Vic is going to scream "king me" and flip the board.
James Kelly
>A corpse stood at the prow of a ship, eyes bright in his dead face, grey lips smiling sadly.
Could be Victarion after he tries to steal Dany for himself and gets dabbed on by Euron
Angel Edwards
>stannis was handed everything to him by robert
Casuals please leave.
Parker Miller
But how could Euron outplay Victarion here when Euron left everything to Victarion to handle? Unless Euron is Daario and is already in Meereen
Ryder Price
>Stannis was handed everything by Robert
You fucking what?
Logan Garcia
>this is what renlyfags ACTUALLY believe
Jaxson Gutierrez
He wasn't playing the long con. He got by through pure luck. The Lannisters failed militarily with zero consequences and all of their enemies destroyed themselves without Tywin's intervention.
Asher Perez
You keep jerking the guy off but you have yet to list his grand accomplishments. He did what? Survive a siege while his brother won a war? Sulk on dragonstone for not being made hand? Lose every battle in the war of 5 kings?
Cameron Collins
The right one looks like it has scar tissue from burning
Chase Murphy
Example of man who actually is playing the long con and is actually smart
Isaiah Fisher
>Stannis was taken from everything by his brother Robert
FTFY
Aaron Richardson
>Stannis was handed everything by his brother Robert
Even a showfag shouldn't believe this
Ethan Ortiz
Because he's basically a slav in the books
Josiah Murphy
See
Nicholas Hill
Sorry stag fags but this is a Twin board now
Camden Powell
>fuck House Dustin
Barbary Dustin is conspiring to backstab the Boltons
Juan Bell
Renly like all stag fags was a loser from a house of losers like Stannis
Carter Harris
Let me get this straight
>the 3 Eyed Raven was in bumfuck nowhere North of the Wall for hundreds of years and the world got along fine not knowing he existed
>the Night King and the White Walkers only recently became active again after thousands of years for unexplained reasons
>the NK's plan is explicitly to kill the 3ER because he is the guardian of human knowledge or something
>the WW and NK fuck around for some time beyond the Wall seemingly amassing the army of the dead
>the 3ER is safe in his tree cave because of the magical ward around it plus the NK doesn't even know where he is
>the 3ER calls Bran to his cave after Bran becomes a cripple for some reason
>the NK doesn't even attempt anything before Bran bumps into him in a vision and gets marked
>the NK kills the existing 3ER but Bran is the new 3ER and escapes south of the Wall
>the NK knows where Bran is but still doesn't attempt anything before having a dragon delivered to him
>the NK possibly couldn't have even crossed south at all without the dragon
>the NK is so focused on killing Bran that he ignores major threats around him
>the NK genuinely dies from being stabbed with Valyrian steel once and nothing more
>the Valyrian steel kills him even though dragonfire didn't
>the fact that Bran is now the 3ER means absolutely nothing and he uses the newfound knowledge only once
>the fact that Bran is now king means absolutely nothing
Basically not a single element from the entire storyline is coherent and consistent to another element in the same storyline. Why did the 3ER call Bran? Why does the world need a 3ER at all let alone as a king? What would have the WW done if Bran wasn't marked and if the dragon wasn't delivered to them? Why didn't the CotF or Meera just snipe the NK with a dragonglass spear at the cave? What were the WW waiting for all this time? What was their goal after killing Bran? What was the old 3ERs' plan for Bran if he had never been marked? Why anything?
Grayson Sanchez
(You)
Xavier Turner
I thought we exiled you targshits to /trash/
Carter Clark
simple as ?
Nicholas Morales
The renlyfag has shown up.
Calling all Stannischads!
John Kelly
Reminder that GRRM has a cuck fetish.
Reminder that every single major ASOIAF character is a cuck.
Xavier Fisher
Doesn't she hate the Starks?
Dominic Sanchez
you're now aware that lannisters are born with high luck stats and this is why even cersei lived so long despite it making no sense
when two lannisters mate, the luck stat reverses
Jonathan Cook
I haven't read any of wha you wrote but i'm gonna tell you to move on with your life and not waste any more brain power on this half-assed show. Write your own ending or read a fanfiction if you want satisfactory closure.
Matthew Reyes
Still waiting on Stannis and his list of accomplishments.
Christopher Murphy
I'm more confused how they let Sam get away with his shit
>breaks his NW vows
>steals shit from the citadel and abandons his training
>impregnates a bitch
>becomes grand maester somehow without a single chain
Dominic Green
Grrm has an underage sex fetish, the way he describes underage sex in his books is interesting, read the winds of winter arya sample chapter, he likes rape too.
Blake Rodriguez
3 eyed raven wasn't beyond the wall for hundreds of years. Only for, like, 50 years or so.
Nathaniel Evans
The one true king of westeros
Jace Reed
There is no luck, he knew when to strike and when not to hence why Tywin was able to come out on top while someone like idiot Renly is killed at the very beginning. Tywin might not be able to win in the end because honestly he was dealt a really shitty hand by joff and cersei but to say he dis nothing but get lucky is downright ignorant of the events of the show and how intelligent tywin is shown to be.
Daniel Davis
>Stannis survived some random siege
Outnumbered a few hundred to one, managed to hold Storm's End for a whole year despite not having nearly enough men or supplies.
>Never won any battles
Stannis crushed the Ironborn fleet during the Greyjoy rebellion, destroying Victarion in naval combat, a captain as skilled as Euron and leaving him broken against the rocks, and completely decimating the Greyjoy rebels, basically ending the rebellion in this one victory. Even his most virulent enemies call him a genius tactician.
Never speak against the true king again you mongrel, unless it is the swear allegiance and bend the knee
Nicholas Stewart
>bob the cuck
>stannis the loser
>renly the faggot
l o s e r s
Andrew White
>TARLY. MY OFFICE NOW
>you stole twenty priceless books, you revealed a former High Septon's secrets, you risked infecting the entire Citadel with greyscale, you impregnated a wildling wench despite being sworn to celibacy by both the Citadel and the Night's Watch, there isn't a single Night's Watch oath you haven't broken yet and your father put up a three hundred golden dragon reward for your head before dying because of that sword you stole. You got anything to add to this report, Tarly?
>You read it all, Archmaester
>Thought not. Well I have no choice. You're promoted to Grand Maester.
Ryan Kelly
reminder that Yea Forums(nel) has expanded the use of the word "cuck" so much that it has lost all its meaning, much like leftists calling everyone fascists or rightwingers calling everyone commie/socialist
Zachary Thomas
She hates them, because she's not one of them. If she was offered to be made one (theouh marriage) she'd be sucking their dicks willingly and enthusiastically
Hunter Bennett
Obviously the rule of King Bran is insanely corrupt and filled with people completely unqualified
>gave away one kingdom immediately to his sister
>gave some random cut throat his hand knew the most important kingdom and an important political position
>appointed some random deserter his brother knew grand maester
>put some random squire on his king's guard
Henry King
mäário
Angel Cook
The maesters' do not belive in magic so Bran put the fat loser in charge to humiliate them.
Carson Thomas
reporting in
Adam King
"Lord Ramsay is the one Your Grace should fear.
I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?
You do not know him.
No more than he knows me."
Straight from the One True Kings mouth. Kys casual
Colton Roberts
>There is no luck, he knew when to strike and when not to hence why Tywin was able to come out on top while someone like idiot Renly is killed at the very beginning.
Renly being taken out by an inconsistent shadow baby deus ex machina is pure luck. Robb betraying his marriage vows is pure luck. Tywin LOST repeatedly and was gifted a victory through no machinations of his own.
Ethan Thomas
Based Stannisbro
Grayson Martin
? I'm using it in the completely traditional sense
Nathan Thomas
>putting a child inside of this
oh fuck lads how do I even resist
Lucas Brooks
any who are you
Jeremiah Perez
I BEND THE KNEE
Luis James
>managed to hold Storm's End for a whole year
He "managed to hold" because Mace Tyrell literally never attacked. That's a running joke, that he keeps sieging Storm's End but he's too lazy to actually assault it.
Zachary Richardson
It doesn't match the piece written under it
Cuck means you get hard while looking at your wife fucking someone else
Loving someone and having them choose someone else is not related to the original meaning of the word and is also something that happens fairly often to plenty of people
Jason Lopez
Reminder that he will defend this by saying "muh realism" but when you ask about why nothing in his world makes sense he'll say "dude it's dragons lmao"
Jason Evans
remind yourself that her most likely drug abuses will lead to babies with plenty of problems
Mason Perez
>following a king who actually fights and leads his men even if theres no chance of victory
pussies will never know this feeling
Lucas Bailey
Based and Sansapilled
SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA
Leo Davis
Cuckold originally just meant that your wife was cheating on you, usually without your knowledge.
Wyatt Hill
Is this the same face she did when first seeing the Mannis' manhood?
Brandon Clark
Is this a meme? You say Yea Forums has twisted the meaning but you're using the latest fetish meaning. Cuck is short for "cuckhold" it means you're getting cheated on. That's what has constantly happened to GRRM in his personal life and that's what he fills his fiction with.
Julian Bennett
>every single couple or love story in the show ended in tragedy except for Sam's
What did George mean by this?
Parker Parker
>shadow baby
Tywin was intelligent enough to know Stannis would have prevailed over his retardes brother he even states that he fears Stannis the most and this is before the shadow baby, to think Tywin did not account for that is just being ignorant of the story.
>robb
Like i said before tywin admits he cant beat robb and starts playing politics. Even if Robb didnt make that grave error one of many, many others would have bit Robb in the ass and Tywin capitalized. This is even without mentioning the very plausible theory that jeyne westerling wasnt a lannister plant.
>"Do not interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake" - Napoleon
Napoleon and Tywin understood this as wisdom why dont you?
Gabriel Sanchez
>Reminder that every single major ASOIAF character is a cuck.
What about Ned and Jon?
Ethan Watson
Alright
But that still doesn't make sense, you say he's got a fetish for it when the pic says the relationship ended there
???
Gavin Bell
women are truly retarded
James Campbell
They will never understand. Why these bastards born of incest hide behind the skirts of cowards I raise my blade for THE ONE TRUE KING!
Nolan Lewis
I BEND THE KNEE
Gavin Harris
toptard
>a man whose wife is unfaithful
merriam-webster.com
Blake Cooper
I am not him I was just interjecting because I am autistic.
Levi Lee
I don't even know, now I see it used for everything
>Tormund likes Brienne, is in no way in a relationship with her
>Brienne fucks Jaime
>everyone calls him a cuck
nothing makes sense anymore at this point
Hudson Thompson
I know that feeling
Chase Jones
He is then soundly defeated in the show and likely in the book.
Aiden Davis
>Mace Tyrell was too lazy to attack
Implying the defenders weren't always on guard and defending against constant threat of attacks. If they weren't 100% focused and ready to defend from all angles the castle would have fallen long before Ned arrived to relieve them. Mace decided to set up camp and just eat in front of Storm's end because they weren't able to take it through force. I also like how you ignored Stannis' other major Victory in that post because you can't downplay that
Robert Ortiz
Fuck off incel. Don't shit up the thread.
Jack Cox
Cuck has gotten mixed up with beta. Tormund was a beta there, Cersei was the one who got cucked (though she counter-cucked with Euron).
Easton Butler
Do you not know anything about the human condition? Get out and actually interact with people especially in a workplace setting then read medieval history because its clear youre an absolute historylet who doesnt grasp how fucking shitty sieges and people in general are and youll realize the fact that stannis faces no defections and his mens spirits did not break is an accomplishment worthy unto itself.
Robert Thomas
George is gay.
Gabriel Thomas
>Thinking the kike assassination of Stannis is going to happen in the book
The Boltons are about to be wiped off the map
Aaron Ross
Ned was cucked out of ashara by brandon.
Kevin Taylor
Plus it wasn't even just the siege. The navy they had cut off supplies from the sea till based Ser Davos brought them food.
Cameron White
But what of Harrenhal?
Joshua Green
No it wouldn't have. We know this because history literally repeats and once again Mace just sits outside the castle doing nothing until he gets called away.
Your other victory is against Victarion, the biggest retard in the entire series who everyone makes fun of for falling into an obvious trap.
Evan Turner
>(though she counter-cucked with Euron).
And with Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moon Boy for all I know
Nathan Diaz
Why does he want it? It's a fucking ruin and bearable manageable
Does he expect to get any more loans to rebuild it?
Aaron Peterson
>Ned cucked by Brandon
>Brandon is engaged to Cat
>Brandon fancies some Norf lady
>Brandon is a fiercely loyal family man
>Brandon wingmaned for his little brother during Harrenhal
Stop trying to associate your fuck fetish with the based Starks
Henry Kelly
You guys should read about King Edward IVth a 6"41/2 (6"7 in his plate) uber chad who smashed fuckers left and right on the field and neve lost a battle doing so. He's pretty much IRL bobby b mixed with stannis and LF as hes also a very good administrator and business man.
Angel Lewis
>Tywin was intelligent enough to know Stannis would have prevailed over his retardes brother he even states that he fears Stannis the most and this is before the shadow baby, to think Tywin did not account for that is just being ignorant of the story.
Tywin accounted for a shadow baby red witch magic that nobody could have possibly have known about? Are you fucking retarded? And what measures did he take to "account for it?" A shadow baby could have come for him, too, and nothing would have stopped that.
>Like i said before tywin admits he cant beat robb and starts playing politics. Even if Robb didnt make that grave error one of many, many others would have bit Robb in the ass and Tywin capitalized. This is even without mentioning the very plausible theory that jeyne westerling wasnt a lannister plant.
Tywin came make many grave errors military-wise for free, but Robb has to pay for his own actions. Again, Tywin gets off scott-free for failing while everybody else has to pay.
>Napoleon and Tywin understood this as wisdom why dont you?
Because Tywin is omniscient and knew the bizarre, unbelievable and supernatural follies that his enemies would make, right? Shut up.
Hunter Evans
>mob attacks the king and his group
>everybody runs away and abandons Sansa
>the hound hears about this and charges into the mob, rescuing her from being gangraped and murdered
>"why don't people like the fat coward?"
No wonder ladies kept leaving him.
Jeremiah Brown
Jon's future wife Dany is getting plowed by Daario right now and Drogo before
Robert Roberts
The Kettlebacks and Moonboy were cut, but did Jaime on the show ever even find out Lancel fucked Cersei?
Aaron Perry
FRESH BREAD
Connor Rodriguez
Levi Cooper
>>Brandon fancies some Norf lady
I see barbryfags are at it again. Face it, faggot, barbry was a pump and dump, she even herself admits that, so why can't you?
Thomas Russell
>Victarion biggest retard in the series
Doesn't have to be a genius to be the second best sailor in the world, who even Euron respects and makes his second in command. Destroying the Ironborn at sea is like crushing the Dothraki on an open field, an amazing display of tactics and skill
Landon Rivera
See, this is more of Yea Forums's overuse. Sloppy seconds is a distinct thing from cucking.
Dylan Allen
Nice headcanon dabid but Stannis is winning in the books, he will trick the freys and boltons into charging him over a frozen lake and will add another victory to his belt as he watches them drown.
John Price
>early threads
Both bastards. Wait for a proper trueborn successor.
Caleb Foster
Everyone knows it was benjen who had ashara
Nathaniel Johnson
>sloppy seconds
Hate that term. The number of sexual partners a woman has had has nothing to do with her purity or virtue.
Jose Brown
Thats a man
Evan Bennett
Nice video.
youtu.be
Liam Diaz
This. user just ignore them. Stannis could literally crush Dothraki in an open field (which we know he would) and they would still try to turn it around. They are sad bastards that hide behind cowards.
William Reyes
>mfw i like to watch this video and pretend i'm watching jaime in various alternate universes
Andrew Hall
It’s funny that everyone used to assume Benioff was the less retarded of the two but it’s pretty clear now he definitely isn’t. And looking back D.B. did make the Two Swords episode without Dabid and that was really good.
Aaron Morgan
>this is what danytrannys and renlyfags actually believe
Yikes
Colton Bailey
stop watching the show
Julian Hughes
More like Noodleshirt
Gabriel Green
you want da good girl
buh u NEED da bad poosay
Nicholas King
He accounted for Stannis winning overall numbnuts even with the smallest army going against the biggest army tywin STILL thought stannis was going to win without the black magic. I said that before. Tywin took into account Stannis would win over renly and planned accordingly. As for Robb it was more Tywin taking advantage of every mistake Robb made because his were a lot more grave than Tywins. As a matter of fact what are all these big loses and mistakes tywin made that youre so hellbent on "exposing" because losing a few battle doesnt lose a war.
Carter Bailey
wat
Logan Wright
Any westrosi army with knights would fuck up the Dothraki. They are unarmored and do not know the meaning of the word tactics, rendering their horse archery effectively useless. The Dothraki exist to combat light infantry and raid villages.
Jeremiah Hughes
That's what you get when you get high on prophecy and you think you're the one its about.
Jayden Reed
(You)
Ian Flores
Why does the Night's Watch exist?
Carter Hill
Thank you user. I am a slut for (You)s and that b8 typically gets more replies than this.
Michael Brooks
You are the retarded one since you talk without knowing that they directed the episode together but only one got credit because the director's guild didn't allow multiple directors to take credit for a tv episode at the moment.
Bentley Ramirez
Ok well either way Benioff has been the one saying the most retarded shit in behind the episode the last couple seasons.
Henry Gray
shes so hot in season 1-2. she gets cute in szn 7
David Ramirez
GODS I WAS GAY BACK THEN