Stand in line for 6 hours just to shop at shitty overpriced CuckWars themed shops and restaurants

That would really be unfortunate. Especially since the place is going to wring every penny out of me. No way I'm passing up that non-branded merch. Good thing I don't need any of their lightsabers, though. Already have two of my own, and I'd be willing to put money on the fact that they're higher quality.

>line already thin where the photographer is standing
that's a yikes from me

looks more grey I WANT MY MONEY BACK

>A “Yub Nub” — made of Malibu pineapple rum, Sailor Jerry spiced rum, citrus juices and passion fruit in a souvenir mug costs $42

Imagine paying $42 for a well cocktail! LOL

Capitalism only works if the masses make choices which are in their own self interests.

>americans
Disney makes most of its money from tourists and overseas.

Looks like the Matterhorn.

Bob Iger needs his shekels; what did you expect?

How long until they’ll change Kylo Ren to Darth Vader?

shills deserve the rope

>Good thing I don't need any of their lightsabers, though. Already have two of my own, and I'd be willing to put money on the fact that they're higher quality.

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that looks watered down, cheap fucks.

I bought them from Saberforge, you tard. I didn't make them myself from scraps like a child pretending a shirt hanger is a gun. Best money I ever spent.

This looks like fucking milk.

>put blue food coloring in milk
>sell one small glass for $18.99
Star Wars fags need to be gassed

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It's $7.99 MotherFucker!

It's actually the reverse going on. The park was pretty empty when I went; nothing over a 20-30 minute wait, including Smuggler's Run. Everyone there wound up flocking to the Cantina and custom experiences instead.

>implying there aren’t thousands of tourists from foreign countries trying to do this shit too

Isn't it you can only go there too if you are staying at one of the Disneyland hotels/resorts right now? Basically you need a special pass to access.

that's looks like it's from the cantina where they at least give you a couple oz of well liquor while the mouse is fucking you

i dunno why do you fellate smelly brown camel jockeys like theyre a protected species

>how dare other people spend money on things that I deem to be not worth it!

jesus who gives a fuck about a theme park are you retarded
why are there 100 threads about this a day

THIS HOLE
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
DRR DRR DRR

Oh, true? Everyone's just getting in line to make a shitty custom droid instead of actually taking in the park? Sweet. Thank God for mouthbreathers who don't know how to make the most out of their experience.

consume consume consume consume die die die die consume consume consume consume die die die die

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Only GE is locked by reservations; the rest of the resort is still open game. Feels like a mixed bag for some reason, though; to see weekday crowds on a weekend is an unexpected thing indeed.

>euros jealous their disney world is shit and going broke

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>Best money I ever spent.

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>jesus
It's a hyperbolic newfag 90s born queer episode

>looked into this
>its actually $8 before any tax
>for a single glass

Yooooo

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Shitty custom droid, the $200 glow stick and pin, a drink or two at a horribly cramped and understaffed watering hole.

>AAAAGGGHHH NO STFU WHO CARES WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SPEND THEIR MONEY ON STAR WARS IS SO EPIC I MUST CONSUME!

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ive never been the a theme park or zoo in my life

are they really that cool?

>Star Wars fags
>implying there are any real star wars fans there

Zoos are good, theme parks lose their fun real quick.

>capitalism is the only answer!
>stop buying things I don't like though!

Well that's what I mean. If you want to see any of Star Wars land you have to stay at one of the overpriced Disney resorts, right?

Right. It's the only way now since all the public reservations got booked within hours of them becoming available.

It literally only takes 22 hours to be a real Star Wars fan
Realistically 10 days if you watch one movie per day
Elitism based on consuming Star Wars is retarded because of this extremely low barrier to entry.

I went to Tivoli in Copenhagen last year on a winter night with my wife. I was half lit and it was one of the more kino nights of my life. Most busy theme parks are absolute hell holes. Waiting in line with huge crowds isn't fun by any stretch of the imagination.

what are you going to do for a job when ep9 flops?

The parks are alright only the first time you visit because everything looks cool and you're gonna feel inside that world BUT there's always a fuckload of people, so there's lines everywhere and most of the "attractions" are very simple and last like 10 min at much, 15/20 for the longer ones but mostly because you have to walk through some building with lots of decoration of certain franchise. So you'll spend like 20-30 min in line (10-15 min if you're lucky) to enjoy the ride for like 5 min. In the end you'll feel like it's not worth the time and although the food is really good, it's very fucking expensive, the same goes for merchandise, there's fuck lot of them but very expensive.

i've been to Universal studios, Disneyland, disney california adventure, six flags. And the only one that i'd go back it would be six flags, since there are a lot of high intensity rides that feel good (if you are into that) compared to the shitty robo arm or 3d visuals in a moving car that never leaves the room. Or some shitty roller coaster that is not that extreme.

You end up feeling like the good goy you are, making lines to take pictures, making lines to use some shitty wand in the harry potter land which other 10 people in front of you are also doing. Everything would be enjoyable if there were less people around.

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to be that guy. Technically, there are 11 Star Wars """"movies"""". There's also the Clone Wars theatrical release movie that's an hour and a half long. Again, sorry for being pic related.

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>implying alcohol is supposed to be cheap

Depends, zoos can be good but some are legit too big and you lose interest. I was excited to see the San Diego Zoo after hearing about it for nearly 20 years from the time I was in kindergarten, finally went last year and was underwhelmed.

As for theme parks, late 80s through late 00s was their heyday. A lot of parks were devastated by the financial crisis. Disney World is too crowded, especially with international tourists with limited English skills and lack of Western park etiquette (issues with photos, handling kids, and more), I went almost 3 years ago, and that's probably the best theme park there is. I haven't been to Universal since they put in Harry Potter world though, so maybe that is good.

kids

no theyre not

>Again, sorry for being pic related.
kill yourself normalfag wannabe

just shut the fuck up reddit nigger

>I haven't been to Universal since they put in Harry Potter world though, so maybe that is good.

it's shit really, it's nice to see the buildings and inside the castle but not really worth the ticket if that's the only thing you're gonna visit it for. Unless you're some söi boy who makes "that" face.

Poorfags seething as usual.

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>Be grossly obese
>Die in Hungary

Like pottery.

you sound like an absolutely miserable and unhappy person

I'd recommend Cedar Point as well, but that's only if you're into roller coasters, otherwise, it's boring as fuck. Funny side tangent, though, went to Busch Gardens in Virginia on a Wednesday and there were no fucking lines whatsoever. We walked right up to a ride, waited for not even 5 minutes, got on, did the ride, and when we were gonna get off, the employee said that if we wanted to stay on and do it again, we could since there was nobody else in line. Said, "Fuck it," and rode again.
TL;DR, go to parks in the middle of the week, there won't be anyone there.

>Disney paying me to shit on Star Wars
Fantastic forward thinking on their part

I went to all the Disney and Universal parks in Orlando, Sea World and Busch Gardens when I was younger and had a blast. Last year I visited Epcot and Animal Kingdom and it just wasn't the same. The lights and sounds are not enough to distract you from the insane queues and all the overpriced shit. I can understand making the sacrifice if you have a child and he or she really wants to go, but a grown adult deliberately going to a fucking theme park? Yeah, no.

Zoos are great, though.

i'm alright man, they're just overhyped, they must be amazing for kids, i'm not gonna argue about that but for adults it gets boring real fast or at least after spending all day walking non stop because there's lines everywhere.

do you think for $10 000 you could fuck one of the Reys? or at least give her a good grope-over

Maybe less than that. The face character they had working the land seemed pretty eager for some company.

you don't sound like an adult

Aren't Disney parks for small children? Aren't the rides and attractions made for small children and depressed parents looking for relief? Are you guys telling me adult men get excited to go to these parks? Correct me if I'm wrong here.

I thought roller coaster parks with real thrill rides like Six Flags were more for adults. Why would I spend $3000 dollars to take pictures with a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume?

I feel this. Went to a local park recently that everybody supposedly loves. I've only been there, like, 6 times, once that I can actually somewhat remember. Stayed for about an hour and got bored real fucking quick.

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>face character
what that means

and you don't sound from Yea Forums but that's alright, i'm giving my opinion with my experience, if you are gonna argue about that please give me your toughts.

If you talked to one and offered her that seriously she would probably shit up at your hotel room in costume.

not feeling this one

millenials and zoomers are all about social interactions, they go to Disney because "it's the happiest place in the world and everyone says it's amazing" so they can post it on social media, and yes it's cool to take pictures with the characters but like you said it's mostly for kids, so as an adult most of the rides are boring or are just to say "hey that's nice, they really made a good job with the design and stuff".

Face = costume with no mask (princesses for example. also see )

Jesus, how much do Disney Parks profit in a day?

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Yes

Mainly, yes, they are, but that doesn't mean adults can't enjoy them. Some might go for nostalgia, others might go to live out a childhood dream like I suspect a lot of the people going to Galaxy's Edge are there to do. Nothing wrong with that in my book unless it's some neckbeard taking it too far and making everyone else there uncomfortable.

Never enough.

Funny enough, they're becoming more and more open about it; at least in GE. I lost track of the number of cast members joking about relieving people of their funds.

>tfw no 6/10 Disney-obsessed gf to get day drunk with

what's the point bros

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Imagine thinking giving money to Disney is "fun."

i looked it up now. look at this one
i think women who have to stay in a character while performing some lowly role is probably one of the hot things

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they use most of the money they get to invest on more stuff so they never make enough, not even to give a living wage to the people working there.

the star wars shit costed them billions and it's just a part of the park, not an entire one.

Imagine thinking that people willingly spending their money to visit the most immersive Star Wars experience to date don't think they're going to have fun.

When I was a little kid (90s) I loved Epcot, which everybody laughed at me for because that was supposed to be the boring adult park. It's not like that anymore, they took out all the corny 80s stuff and now it's all just tie ins to the latest cash grab. Still pissed they replaced maelstrom with the shit Frozen ride.

They say Disney parks make $2.2 Billion in pure profit for the year so divided by 365 is roughly around $6,027,397 a day.

>stand in huge crowds to pay for overpriced food and shit
>immersive
Consumerism is a cancer.

Fucking disgusting basedboys

Based and statpilled.

>Thinking that the immersive part is the food and lines and not the extensive lengths gone to to ensure that everything is as it would be in-universe down to the fuckers who pick up the trash

they believe they are having fun but most of the day will just be lines and lines until they get to build they're own original Lightsaber™, they will tell you the experience was amazing but they follow the sunk cost fallacy. My wife is a die hard harry potter fan and she would only go once to the universal studios attraction because of the long lines.

Do people seeing characters in costumes who aren't the actual actors and some fake scenery really make you feel like you're in the SW universe? Are you that much of a brainlet?

Once is really all you need, though. It's not like they're going to go back every other month. If they're spending their money on what they expect to be a good time and have a good time, I'm happy for them that they can find some sort of enjoyment in life, no matter how much it set them back financially, especially if they're die hard fans of the franchise like your wife and Harry Potter.

these people don't care they just say omg it's rey!! and get over-excited.

this is the future now, there's not stopping it

zoos are fun unless they are really shitty and empty. As for theme parks, you are better off going to ones like Cedar Point or six flags if you like rides. Theme parks like Disney are more for families with kids, and will cost a ton.

kill yourself kiddo

Why are they all so ugly, bros...?

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kill yourself shill

what if a guy started hanging around one of the Reys and trying to talk to her and coming back day after day loitering around her and waiting outside the park to see if he can find her coming out after her shift. Do you think.. she would be his girlfriend?

>Focusing on a minor part of the overall point used as an off-the-cuff example to elevate yourself

Learn what immersion is, faggot. Wouldn't expect someone like you to appreciate the actual lengths they went to keep everything in-universe, anyways.

They're having fun™ alright.

fuck off retard and go back

they're never making back their investment in star wars and thus park is just going to cost even more.

Have you ever been to a theme park in America?
It's 99% Chinese, English, Dutch, Mexicans and niggers. Hardly an American there.

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This situation has been played out many times before and the answer is no unless you don’t take no for an answer and own a shovel.

what am i shilling you dumbass? i was explaining why adult people got to these places without having children with them.

kill yourself pathetic reddit nigger

>Lurk in the shadows to watch girl you saw in theme park doing her job as per company policy
>Worker falls in love with you

I see nothing wrong with this line of reasoning. You've got the go-ahead from me, user.

If it isn't the scenery, costumes, food or merchandise than please explain what is immersive about this theme park.

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Women decide if you're worthwhile or not in the first second

Nu wars isnt star wars faggot shill.

Stay mad

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A 2 liter carton is 4 bucks, they are spending twice the amount for 1/3rd of product.
And blue food coloring

Nobody likes being put in their place. Antagonism is expected, especially in a shit-hole where you can get away with being an ass without consequence.

>ensure that everything is as it would be in-universe
kek. not one classic character or iconic location.

>mindless consumption of capitalist product is fun!

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>Some men definitely sexualize you because of the job. There have been plenty of gross comments made both in person and online. The worst part about it is I can’t even defend myself in the way I’d like to when in costume, because I’m required to stay in character at all times.
hnggg

So they're basically Hooters girls.

you're utterly retarded or the worst shill ever. no one gives a fuck about rey.

You people are disgusting degenerate pedos.

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some are amusing if you don't have to wait too long in lines and the environment and rides are good, but you won't really remember much of it a month or so afterwards and it costs a lot to go to a lot of them so it's not really worth doing unless maybe if you had a very good memory and liked going to theme parks quite a bit.

you're obviously the tourist here kiddo.

Those fucking chinese are the worst, no fucking concept of personal space.

these people clearly do, that's why they spend their time and money there even if it's a waste of time

The other user gave a well written and well reasoned post and you have yet to contribute three complete sentences. Kill yourself

why do people get upset at this stuff. its capitalism, this is what you all want, right?

that's not true at all

I don't want her to shit up my hotel room; I want her to fuck me.

It would unironically be in character for Rey to smack someone catcalling her with her walking stick

Is that the dude from Mega64?

They also fuck up national parks and any other remotely interesting tourist attraction.

i've been here longer than you but i'm not gonna keep arguing, this will be my last (You) enjoy it

bad b8 m8 I just had sex and can guarantee you it was a lot more fun than giving shekels to jews.

>everyone is paying hundreds of dollars for rey

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I fucking love the actors they get to play some roles
>you will never be in a disney park orgy dressed as a character

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The wild animal park (now called the safari park) is much better than the sd zoo. They charge $15 for parking, though, even if you're member. You have to buy an upgraded members package for free parking.

It's the small details that superfans like me would appreciate. Yeah, the things you named play into it, but it's the little things. For one, the nametags that the employees wear are written in the Galactic Basic alphabet, none of the merchandise is Disney or Star Wars branded, everything they sell is in-universe, and just the overall atmosphere of an Outer Rim space port that it's supposed to have, aided by the fact that this is the only Disney park where the employees don't all have standard one-and done uniforms; they can customize their clothes to be individualistic, like an actual resident would wear. Again, if you're not a superfan like I am, I wouldn't expect you to understand how it feels to appreciate the care that they took in planning this out for people who truly care about the franchise. If you just want to be a edgelord contrarian faggot that refuses to see the bright side in anything, whatever, it's your loss.

You wouldn’t have a concept of personal space either if you grew up there. Personal space just straight up doesn’t exist there.

being on the receiving end doesn't count

they all had their absolute peak in the 80s and 90s.
zoos are still good I guess, but then again I haven't been to one in 20 years.
also a lot of the magic happens when you are still a little kid. once you grow up the magic fades away. it will never be as wondrous and exciting visiting as zoo or theme park as an adult than when you did for the first time as a little lad.

Inb4 some assrammed TLJ seether responds to you.

you're clearly a zoomer, you're obviously from reddit. i dont know why you feel the need to be dishonest.

>superfans like me
Stopped reading. Obvious bait.

you are a walking embarrassment

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only ~18% of Disney World visitors come from outside the U.S. and that number is even lower outside florida.

That filename.

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based

>It's the small details that superfans like me would appreciate

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>superfans
didnt drop it after tfa
kill yourself faggot

Kek.

>SaberForge
>Quality
At least it isn't an Ultrasaber I guess.

Dude, I don't think you understand how much of a faggot you are

Ah, Grand Muff Faggot, I thought I recognized your foul stench aboard

>running shoes
[doubt]

Belle's hair is impeccable

youtu.be/-vL4I0CNGUs

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I hate the fucking Sequels. Rey is a Mary Sue, TFA was a carbon copy of ANH, and TLJ massacred my boy, Luke Skywalker. I'm just not a brainlet and can look past the bad and focus on the parts of the franchise that I actually like. I'm pumped for Season 7 of The Clone Wars and R1 and Solo were great additions to the franchise minus, like one line from each film respectively.

>immersive
>green exit sign
I too remember that from the movies. What a great attention to detail.

That's because it's a wig.

Of course Rocco would do the Lightsaber workshop thing.

What line from R1? The one from Solo is easy to guess.
>Who are your people?

Anyone know what this actually is? Is it literally just cow milk? Not even an exotic animal milk like goats? I mean I'm sure they would have gotten a barista or something to find a really unique drink mix that would be worth the visit. But if it's literally just blue cow milk then what the fuck? Surely it can't just be that

>Solo
>great addition
I honestly can't tell if this is bait or terrible shilling. Well done.

wut

It is onions milk

That clear shit on top?

Ultra soi. Literally pure onions estrogen. The milk itself is already soi, but they add EVEN MORE. Don't trust these mouse shills.

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R1 and solo don't even fit the continuity of the real star wars movies superfag

I just have them to be shelf queens. Haven't found anybody to do some full-contact dueling with. I got Saberforge for their designs and durability. I didn't need any of the higher-tier fancy stuff from KR Sabers or Vader's Vault. My point was that they're better than the probably weak plastic shit they'll probably have to avoid lawsuits.

>Europoors and third worlders complaining how Americans spend their money
>Europoors and third worlders can't even the admission tickets
Why does the whole world obsess and seethe over Americans?

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>literally just blue cow milk
watered down blue cow milk

"Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director."
>Cringe.

Darth Vader doesn't make fucking Dad jokes.

>shelf queens
translate this faggot speak

Thanks, user. At least someone gets it.

>she would probably shit up at your hotel room

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Holy shit Rocco's head would literally be a giant toe if he shaved that gross little beard

>Surely it can't just be that
you really think The Mouse gives a fuck about quality when they literally sell From Director James Cameron™: Avatar™ buns stuffed with leftover cheeseburgers for $8? and the worst part is that people actually buy it.

A "shelf queen" is a saber you don't use very often. It sits on the shelf and looks nice for the most part. I sometimes use my sabers, but not often since I don't have a proper dueling partner and there aren't any leagues or Saber Legion groups in my area.

For 10k? I actually think so, yeah. That's not a bad price just to fuck some super nerd that you'll never meet again. I think that in general the high thousands is when people start to seriously consider leveraging their morals.

Rice almond milk that tastes like chugging down a coconut milkshake. Blue is berry flavored, while green is citrus. Can't alienate those lactose intolerants, now can we?

>uh huh gawd star wars!
>Being over 18 and being so s o y about the cuckwars universe
>Being a grown ass adult and experiencing a stale recreation of starwars, throwing hundreds of dollars at milk and wasting hours in lines for rides based on shit you've seen a thousand times
>Too stupid to just go see the sights where they filmed the movies
>Not going to north California and dancing with real ewoks in redwood national forests
>Not actually cutting upen tawntawns in the Arctic
>Not setting an ant and uncle on fire and blasting sand niggers in morroco

>go to Galaxy's Edge
>look high and low to find Rey
>finally find her coming out of a hidden entrance
>corner her near a dead end near the millennium falcon
>ask for a selfie
>while taking a selfie I drop a deep sniff into her hair
>smells of lilacs and strawberries
>Suave if I were to guess
>I quietly whisper into her ear
>"how many half credits would it take for you to go sarlacc pit on my light saber?"
>she can't not smile or push me away
>she simply says "my the force be with you"
>I nut instantly
>she leaves as quick as possible
>storm troopers try and escort me out as quietly as possible

Fucking bullshit.

R1 is boring. There were some cool fight scenes, but seeing it made me realize how important the characters are to the original trilogy, and even to the prequels. Nobody in R1 was interesting, so when everyone died at the end I didn't care. Zero drama.

>inb4 they planned it that way, it was supposed to be just a one-off!

But it's a movie, not a comic book franchise.

>I just have them to be shelf queens.
Ah, they are fine for that. They've got a lot of cool designs, but since they lack a proper chassis for the electronic innards contact dueling with them isn't a good idea. If they supported neopixel blades I'd probably make something with their ASP builder thing just to have it.

>storm troopers try and escort me out as quietly as possible

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I enjoyed Solo for the most part and it did great at giving us exactly what it promised it would. Keep sucking your uninvested critics' cocks, though. There were only a few things that I thought didn't add up.

Only if you just listen to retards on the Internet and don't put any actual thought in yourself.

*inhales*

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Kill yourself faggot

>contact dueling
lol omg

Fair point, but from what I've seen, they seem to be very sturdy. Have you seen Shameem's video of him wailing them against a tree? Even the thin-necks withstood. I trust them, but if you don't that's alright. I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

>uninvested
You're invested in SW or Disney? That's the only thing that could justify what you're saying.

oooooooh my dick, I want more pictures of disney princesses at the park

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I wanna go just to get in to a fight with the Storm Trooper security guards that kick you out after your allotted four hour consumer window. Has anyone done that yet?

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Where are all the black people?

keep sucking that mouse cock shill

Central Florida Zoo

Fair point, not very much character development. I just think that the point of the movie was to show the specific events that led to ANH, not flesh out the characters like the originals. I know that seems like the greentext in hindsight, but I don't think that their goal was to have the characters be fleshed-out, more to be vehicles for the plot.

Invested in the story/universe, you tard.

>Thinking people aren't allowed to like things for any other reason than to shill for a company

This felt like Marvel shit. Vader's chokings were always played for laughs, but as dark humor: he just describes what he is thinking or feeling in a monotone, then kills or nearly kills people. It is supposed show how Vader's ruthlessness in a way that is both funny and unpleasant, like when he blithely kills Admiral Ozzel then without missing a beat addresses Captain Piett as Admiral Piett. People could laugh at that back in the 80s, but now they have to rewrite him as a Deadpool quipmaster.

Come to think of it, I never saw a single stormtrooper in the area at all. Probably a mix of rotten luck and having the 8-midnight timeslot or something.

>My thirsty gf watching vlog streams of opening day for any sign of Kylo Ren
>"The First Order may require your service"
>She immediately responds with "Oh I'll service you any time you like, Supreme Leader"

why am I getting cucked by nu-vader?

Where did all these capeshiters come ftom?

>Using a picture of a guy who likes Star Wars with an unrelated Twitter bio as evidence that superfans are gay

Okay retard. If I had to guess, he's actually one of the people that are ruining the franchise's community for everyone else, not the people who have an actual passion for it.

The hilts themselves are perfectly sturdy, the potential problem is that the electronics are just kind of sitting in there taking the force of impacts. Lightsabers with a chassis have an internal frame absorbing the force, keeping the electronics tucked away. Ultrasabers and SaberForge are the only big players in the business that don't have a chassis for their sabers. Not all that familiar with how SF packs stuff in, but Ultrasabers just leaves that stuff in loose and its always a disaster waiting to happen.

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>Stops reading before the end of first sentence
>Makes judgement on entirety of post without reading the rest

Honk honk.

Paid shills.

>utilizing dead memes to blend in
The Disney shill reveals himself.

I agree with you, I just don't find

>it's world/universe building

As a good enough reason to make a movie. There are hundreds of little throw away lines and side characters in the OT, and much of it has already been done to death through the books and comics. The one story that people really DID care about and had built in characters that people cared about, how Anakin became Darth Vader, was done in the prequels, and that was a fucking disaster.

>not recognizing Rocco
you're the embarrassment here

Ah, gotcha. Didn't know that. From what I can tell from unscrewing the pommel, everything's pretty snug in the hilt; no rattling or anything and I've only ever had a soundboard failure that was unrelated to trauma (I hope), but even then, the warranty covers it for a year standard, and you can extend it upon purchase if you want to.

To each his own. I personally love the Prequels and Prequel era and thoroughly enjoyed R1. It has definite rewatch value for me; best Disney has been able to put out so far imo.

nu wars doesn't fit with star wars bait boy, keep sucking that mouse cock

Once again, failing to realize how someone can like something without being a shill like brainlets. Also failing to read the whole thread where I talk about how shit the Sequels are.

>white people

Yeah their solution doesn't seem half bad, going by what I see on google images. It is at least mostly tucked into a frame, and as a result fitting into the hilt snugly.

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Ultrasabers, meanwhile

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>this one fag trying to justify his credit card debt from Disney Land

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>HOW DARE YOU ENJOY A THEME PARK ARRRRRHH!!!!

>ignoring all novels, comics, video games, tv series, role playing games, collectibles, etc to make a brainlet-tier ‘point’
For what purpose?

any kind of "superfan" wouldn't tolerate disney butchering the characters and lore. keep sucking that disney cock faggot.

>when ep9 flops

Zoos CAN be cool. I live in Columbus and ours, though highly rated, is just too fucking packed all the god damn time. I drove to Chicago for a weekend and visited the zoo in Lincoln Park. I liked it considerably more than the overblown fuckfest in Columbus. This city is getting too fucking dense.

Lol. That's part of the reason why I didn't go for them. The other on is pic related. Fucking fantastic. How long did it take your team to come up with this top-tier design?

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have sex

Read what I've said about the Sequels, autist. They've rubbed me the wrong way even since I walked out of the theater for TFA. And don't even fucking get me started on Rebels, holy fuck, I could rant for hours about how that show flys in the face of all Star Wars has built. Check your facts, tard, especially when responding to a post in which I'm telling other retards to check THEIR facts.

>KEK WARS

IT'S

JIZZNEY WARS

Oh my God, wow. What an eloquent and well-thought-out post, user. You should with the Nobel Prize for Literature.

The one thing I liked, and still admire, about the prequels is the attempt to tell an original story that uses characters we are very familiar with, but put them in a very different situation from we know them in, like little kid Vader or Yoda in a hi tech hall of power instead of exiled in a swamp hut. It's just that Lucas doesn't know how to write.

there are no other "experiences" besides shops
the land is a mall
the one ride is arcade tier

in two months everyone will be talking about how bad this flopped

The only thing he doesn't know how to write is dialog.

the best disney experience I ever had was probably at tokyo disney sea, and that’s because there are no niggers or other shitskins over there. Everybody would just wait quietly inline.

shut up dicklet

>her hair
you smelled it through the thick as fuck wig?

grills are gross

More for me, then. Hopefully, I'll enjoy it more than you did, or the person who told you did.

*polyester wig
they don't even invest in wigs that look like hair

I liked the depth to the universe that it gives as well as the story and action. I just like the Prequels in general, but I'm not going to be a faggot and try to change people's minds if they don't and argue about it like a neckbeard living off neetbux in mommy's basement.

you should know you are stupider than everyone you have ever met or will ever meet

you can tell by the look on its face its wondering what a vagina looks like

You never heard of the Rocco sex scandals?

When will they learn

I don't know, both of those Reys looked like they just had it professionally done. Doesn't look fake to me. No denying the other ones like that Anna and Belle have wigs, though. Not even close to a natural hue.

it isn't a galactic alphabet

it is a font

not a language. just a fucking typeface

You should know you sound like a moron saying this when I go into further detail maybe two scrolls down, max. Try reading, faggot, but don't strain yourself too hard.

wow what unique intellectual opinions you're definitely not a mindless consumer stupider than a woman playing candy crush

the reys posted are ok on youtube there's ones with jet black plastic shit ones

so the entire franchise is just an excuse for neckbeards to hit each other with light sticks

straight from the mouth of God gospel, here, I applaud you
fucking pathetic

I've always wanted to go to one of these parks but I'm autistic and would never stand in a line longer than 15 minutes. If I could pay an extra $100 to skip every line I would.

keep sucking that disney cock faggot

You don't have to wait in any lines, just put that autism to use and perfectly optimize your day around fast pass windows.

>You don't have to wait in any lines
kill yourself shill

Everyone who goes into a Disney park can use the fast pass system. It isn't some paid for extra.

starwars(DOT)fandom.com/wiki/Aurebesh/Legends

No more just a "font" than cyrillic is just a font for Russian. Do some research before posting your dribble. There were fonts of it developed over time, mostly in the 1990s, but Aurebesh has existed as the written form of Galactic Basic since ROTJ and developed to pic related over time with the fonts created by the people in the article.

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every once in a while i like to go. but it’s getting ridiculous.

>Shill for liking Star War just because I like Star Wars
>Still mindless consumer despite hating material released by Disney

Go back to trying to suck your own dick in the cave you crawled out of.

Star Wars was always and will always be beta cuck shit.

Aquariums are the patrician choice. Also they're a good place to take a woman on a first date if they've never been.

Nothing wrong with that.

You could probably get the real one for that price kek.

Projecting.

They really aren't
Standing in line at theme parks sucks

99% of Star Wars fanbase are fat betas. This can be proved by going to any convention.

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At least they find some fulfillment in their lives and don't need to project insecurities onto others.

I'll see you at the next midwest furfest!

Yeah, I'll be the one with the semi-auto in a black duffle bag.

I don't think so. I do a lot of drugs.

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Based and pilled.

BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

>The Rey cast members in the park are hotter than the actual actress

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Is that a credible threat?

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Are you a newfag, or just retarded? Do you know how this site works?

As a child between 5 and 13, it’s absolutely kino with mom and dad escorting you around and seeing everything larger than life. At age 16+ you’re there on your own with a group of friends and you’re just trying to flirt with your crush and it’s a different kind of kino. Returned at age 30 to Disneyland with my brother before I got married.... it’s a shithole... literally only faggot consumer drones get any enjoyment out of it. Left before the night festivities and went to a bar together to get sloshed. Ventured back at age 36 to take my 5 year old and 3 year old. Still a shithole, but worth it to see my glassy eyed kids experiencing Disneyland for the first time.
TLDR: if you’re not 12 or younger or you’re not a high school dirtbag there to spend time chasing 16 year old tail, or you’re not a dad trying to give your kid an opportunity to experience some fun shit, don’t go. Do camping, the beach, hiking etc. or go to Cabo.

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well no shit it was better when you were a kid because the disney parks were literally better decades ago than now

I agree

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>want to be part of the Jedi Knight training show
>mostly kids under 12 get picked
>I’m 39

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Hhhhhhnnnnnnggggggg.

Now those are some girls who should be nudists

somebody troll black lives matter on twitter and get them to demand disney hire nig bitches to play rey and disney either refuses and gets called racist even more or it caves in and people hate the new disney star wars land even more

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I'm afraid you are the newfriend, friend. I've been here since 2005.

Not discounting that possibility either. To me as an adult, it was a huge letdown and part of it was without childhood wonder, you see behind the facade too easily.

you're shit posting but it honestly is a little sad that anyone would go to a themepark without children

youre seriously defending people spending like retards? they can waste their remt money as they please but you act like us making fun of them is a bad thing. kill yourself

go trip on a stroller

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holy shit you mean i can in public and to her face say dirty things to a hottie and she cannot do squat about it?!

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>but it honestly is a little sad that anyone would go to a themepark without children
you have never been to a theme park, have you?

Then you should be able to answer your own question.

Kill yourself reddit nigger

harry potter world is pretty decent. plenty of art hoes and even got ones number last week while i was working there

>he's never gotten drunk with his bros and ridden the rollercoasters until he barfed and got kick out for being belligerent with the the park staff

Not gonna make it lad

I've been in your sister's cunt since 2005

Not saying its bad, just stupid-ass logic. You even said yourself that they can spend money as they please. Clown all you want, but you know there's nothing wrong with what they're doing.

the reason why is because its nothing new to us. decent cgi and animation is new to foreigners and their low iq makes them easy targets just by telling them that its everything that is advertised. they will truly be happy if they spend 1k in a single say being there and itll be worth the foot sores & sunburns

Kek.

kill yourself normalfag

>IMG
wow, redditors really cant stand being anonymous, can they?

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would you hate-fuck a rey cosplayer?

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qt3.14

Where can I get more?

Trying to take it off in a rape scenario will be kind of fun ngl desu

there clearly is, but im not gonna stop them. ill just laugh at them. its like trannies, i wont stip what theyre doing even though its wrong but ill just sit and laugh at them trying to figure out life based on what they read on vice and buzzfeed

Yes, anal exclusively.

i had the chance to hatefuck one but i have a gf now and she looks nothing like a could-be rey cosplayer. :(

shes literally the best rey cosplayer out there. disney honestly should be hiring her to be the theme park rey

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I mean unless they're clearly outside their means, there's nothing wrong with them spending their money on what they feel with be a good time.

you can laugh at idiots but don't encourage idiots

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Update: Used reverse image search and found her Insta. She's a vapid whore just like the rest of them. Feelsbadman.

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shes a fucking model dude, no shit she takes photos and has photos taken of herself, its her fucking job

Defending their freedom of choice and pursuit of happiness isn't encouraging them, and they're not really idiots for looking for a good time in a way you decidedly would not. I mean, that's your opinion, whatever, I just don't agree.

damn she really does look like rey even when she is not trying to look like rey

instagram.com/joaniebrosas/

im not a rey guy, but imagine you were and you met the perfect rey-look-alike only to know she would never be your real life waifu

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Model=/=whore necessarily. Cosplayers don't always have to resort to sharing pics half and inch shy of showing their pussy.

youre not getting it. i am fine with what they do because they are retarded and i have every right to laugh at them, just as they have the right to funnel money into scams. theyre idiots for blindly throwing money in exchange for a couple minutes of joy

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON HER CHEST

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That is where the bar has been set on Instagram.

Daisy Ridley already has a lookalike. She has a sister that looks just like her. Can't remember if twins or not.

>Cosplayers don't always have to resort to sharing pics half and inch shy of showing their pussy.
wow, you just discovered the world of cosplayers, good job

>i am proud of something disgusting that i can easily get rid of
people like this are retarded

Either birthmark, or, more likely, she had heart surgery.

>or, more likely, she had heart surgery.

>20 something chick needed heart surgery
for what purpose?

I follow some good cosplayers on Insta, tard. They're all mostly tasteful, so it was disappointing to see she's one of the many other thots in the same game, especially since she's good enough not to be.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keloid

1. I was going based off the shape and hue. They look to be scars more than something she was born with.
2. I don't know her entire medical history, dude. She might have had a childhood or birth condition that required an operation. Maybe she smokes and it fucked her up faster than normal. It's entirely possible, however uncommon.

>hotties like to show themselves off
wow, news at 11, water is wet

>Keloid scars are seen 15 times more frequently in people of sub-Saharan African descent than in people of European descent.

So either this rey cosplay chick is either very unlikely or she is a nigger

Ah, thank you user. Looked like scar tissue, and the area affected made me think it was as a result of a surgery. Didn't know this is what they're called.

>Looked like scar tissue, and the area affected made me think it was as a result of a surgery.

>joaniebrosas
Tons of questions about my scars recently so here's a little more info about them:
They are called #Keloids
They are painful & itchy
They grow larger instead of shrink
They came from acne as a kid
I've tried Lazer removal & steroid injections with little to no results
They appear only on my chest & shoulders

>instagram.com/p/BKoStNKBkh_/?hl=en

Also coming up, our other anchor doesn't know how to read the whole thing, where it clearly says that the cosplayers I follow are good enough to keep it tasteful, instead choosing to cherry pick phrases for his own convenience.

I'm still debating whether you are an incel or tumblrina

Disney is so strong. Based.

I didn't creep on her entire fucking account, just briefly scrolled and clicked off when I saw she was a thot. That post is from 3 years ago.

Neither, you're just too dumb to understand my fucking point, or you just refuse to acknowledge it.

Yeah because 120 minute waits for a 45 second rollercoaster is fun

KYS

you google her name and the word "scar" and that's the first result, you internet illiterate

ah your a tofu-boy, got it

No, I don't think YOU'RE getting it. My point is that you're free to laugh at them, and them spending their money on something that they makes them happy doesn't make them retarded because that's not how you'd spend your money.

I didn't care that fucking much. Again, I was making an educated guess based off what I could gather from the picture. I was fairly accurate aside from the cause, so I don't know why your panties are in such a wad.

>and them spending their money on something that they makes them happy doesn't make them retarded because that's not how you'd spend your money.
wrong, bucko

Go back to /r9k/ and brag to the other no-lifes about how you destroyed another incel, retard. Have fun with all your friend.

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Why? Provide a valid reason for why the pursuit of happiness makes someone stupid.

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eating nothing but high sugar products can make you happy as a kid but you'll be fucking diabetic by high school

That's the parent's fault and is irresponsible. Good in moderation, but not good on a regular basis. Not the same thing as taking your kid to an amusement park because you all like Star Wars and want to see your kid happy.

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