Consenting adults hiring prostitutes for a private party omg so scary

>consenting adults hiring prostitutes for a private party omg so scary
Was kubrick an incel?

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Well they did kill a couple of them so.

porn has fried your brain

Nah. It was the 90s, and most of the suburban soccer moms watching this in the theaters were the real incels, user. Hence the critical panning.

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Was Kubrick a shit editor? There were parts of this movie that dragged.

I really hate this movie.

>married
>2 children
I'm gonna go with "No" for 10,0000 dollars, Jimmy.

if you were incredibly wealthy and didn't have to worry about money ever would you fuck the most expensive and hottest escorts on the regular?

Because he was killed before he could truly finish it

He was killed by the real incels.

>he doesn't know

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REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES

>consent

speculation
maybe michael bay is more your speed
go back there

t. Zoomer with shit attention span
This is honestly Kubrick's most entertaining movie

Nah, because sex with a condom is literally worse than masturbation, and I'd never rawdog an escort.

reeks of plebs itt

>hottest escorts on the regula
Nah, I'd get that Hollywood poon. I think they call it cunny.

>sex with a condom is literally worse than masturbation
this. don't get the appeal. it feels like LARPing, instead of the actual thing.

Fmj, Shining and Ews all had parts that dragged on for too long. Kubrick was a shit editor and should have stuck to cinematography.

Zoomer attention span right here

t. the expert guy who edited Bohemian Rhapsody

all of that stuff happens in the novella he was adapting, you retardation.

That is why elites have paedophile rings. It's not the virginity and whatnot it's the cleanliness.

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Why is the street scene so comfy

i thought it was the super tite pussy

so I didn't get the end,
HIS WIFE was one of the women that went to the secret society orgies??

Sorry it sucks lol. Too boring

I thought it was because they couldn't defend themselves

what's an incel?

because in that movie all I saw was alphas.

Michael Bay > Kubrick
go back to /r/movies

>HIS WIFE was one of the women that went to the secret society orgies??
no. in the novella, his wife finds the mask after it falls out of his bag and places it on his pillow. kubrick left that out of the movie because he wanted to leave it open for interpretation.

kubrick didn't edit eyes wide shut, moron

What about Tom getting pushed around and mocked as a faggot by the frat boys? Tom was an alpha?

The prostitutes were supposed to be children, but he couldn't do that for (((reasons)))

There were meant to be children in the mansion scene but Kubrick was too close and couldn't risk it. The final scene features the protagonists' child being led away by some men scene earlier on, and the teenage girl prostitution scene was also an allusion/metaphor for the shit going on behind closed doors.

The whole movie was about Pedowood.

>faggots killing children in secret
>OP thinks this is perfectly normal
OP is literally a faggot

You think the taxi driver was killed?

>hasnt seen the cut where Tom Cruise is forced to stick his cock in a dead child