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imagine the aroma of palak paneer between her butt cheeks
i hate the smell of curry.
>Live in an apartment and have Indian neighbors
>they play loud Bollywood type ""music"" all day and into the night
I want to die
made for anglo cock
Based
does bollywood do full frontal?
poo in loo
Who is that slut? Does she do porn?
I like how stormfags need a cartoon to illustrate this
Because in real life it was anglo saxon pedos chasing indian girls to rape
>those pit stains
We need more Flashman movies.
Is this Bollywood?
Remminder that Indian mythology is based on “White” men conquering the sub continent, and the native women trying to fight them off.
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Based Flashman
>He is a cowardly British soldier, rake and cad who is placed in a series of real historical incidents between 1839 and 1894.
>Flashman either has, or tries to have, sex with most of the female characters: by the end of the ninth book he estimates that he has had sex with 480 women.
Cad more like Chad
indians are repellent niggers
>gets faced burned off in acid attack 5 minutes later
If Anglos were fucking Indian grills, why aren't they lighter skinned like some Latin Americans?
It's absolutely mind-blowing how Indian cinema stays shitty despite its scale and the several decades of endless support it has enjoyed from its large, increasingly wealthier population.
If you talk to non-americans filmmakers you'll always hear the same complaints about lack of funding and lack of audiences (since most people prefer watching american movies), and yet almost every relevant country has managed to put out at least a dozen or so good films in the past decade.
India on the other hand has the audience and the money, and yet they're never in the Oscars, or Cannes, or making anything anyone that isn't a retarded indian peasant would want to watch. Almost 2000 movies a year and not a single oscar nomination in like half a century. They can't even make decent remakes of american movies. Look at pic related, can you imagine the amount of kino the film industries of Japan, France, Argentina or Italy would put out with those numbers?
What a worthless country, culturally speaking. It's like some peoples are just meant to be robots working IT.
anyone know what this is from?
Because they didn't, they are a race of silly boy-molesting fruits who live vicariously through cringey propaganda cartoons on internet forums
white people and east asians are aethetically pleasing to the eye, no one wants to watch a bunch of dirty indians for 2 hours.
Implants
Anyone else see Kalank? I really loved it.
>Almost 2000 movies a year and not a single oscar nomination in like half a century.
Lagaan was nominated for an Oscar in 2001.
It's just called I
>I is a 2015 Indian Tamil romantic thriller film
thanks, found longer version of the kino scene
>t. /fit/
>terrible
pusy ;_;
Remember in the 2000's hollywood was pushing in our throats the pajeets but the audience was not really fan of them and then they pushed blacks?
Oi m8 i see you don't have the obligatory loicense to post on internet
underrated post
someone post that webm of the human catapult from that bollywood movie
recommend me a good bollywood film?
Gosh Indian girls smell so fucking bad. I was dating one and even when she showered, her pussy smelled awful half the time. Jesus Christ never have sex with one if they don’t get a chance to bathe. Fucking repulsive. Pussy stink stays on your hand for a day after
Call the cops. They'll stop doing it. Indians are pussies.
t. Indian
no. censorship is very strict in india. not even any nudity and sex is usually only implied.
they need explicit indian anus scenes
as opposed to the indian regular men chasing indian girls to rape
Thugs of hindostan.
Bravo Nolan.
if the moment he noticed doesn't have a sound effect i'll be very disappointed
This is unironically great.
describe the scent, maybe her ass?
I could have banged a sexy new york paki chick that was hungry for white cock but couldnt cheat on my blue eyed chubby cute gf.
Is this a real stereotype? I dated an Indian girl for a while too and her pussy would also reek horribly whenever we fucked, that shit would fill the room to the point where she actually had to apologize for it
never been with an indian girl but had an elective gym class and there was this indian chick on the treadmill most of the time and EVERYTHING in the area of her smelled like absolute shit. people never used the yoga room next store because of the smell....they would do yoga outside in the summer if she was in the center.
what the fuck
>asians
>pleasing to the eye
No
Some smell. I was dating an indian girl for a while, and she or her pussy didn't smell bad. It smelled different, but not bad or worse than other girls. She was sexy
try to find one pic of a dark skin poo that is attractive its impossible
>No
Yes
Not him, but when I was at university, there was a poli sci course I took at one of the auditorium classrooms. The course before it was some sort of computer science course where literally 90% of the class was Indians. Whenever they'd leave the class, there was a very, very distinctive smell as they passed, and one that lingered in the classroom. I guess I'd describe it as "spicy" smelling. I dunno. It was weird.
what are you talking about?
It’s weird because the rest of her body smelled totally normal, but her pussy was just rank as all hell. The way she herself described it that one time was “pungent.” I had to break up with her like a week after that because I couldn’t get that word out of my head.
darkest i could find while still being attractive
oh no we arent a nation of rapists!
Who win?
Bollywood takes smugness to a new level.
Demon's Souls skeleton
seconding thugs of hindostan, its basically bollywood pirates of the Caribbean, and a lot of fun. It bombed super hard in India though, for some reason.
Here's the trailer (hit cc button for subs)
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This is some Steven Seagal kino right here
the best thing about bollywood is that they don't take themselves too seriously
Reminder that Bollywood and Niggerhood movies have some fucking soul and love while Hollywood is just full of pedos and ((((them)))))
You all know those African action stars do their own stunts. Holly wood has silly fun movies with cheap but charming fx.
Has Hollywood ever made anything good in recent memory
It's a north/south thing. My gf is north indian, basically mughal ancestry, and she is more hygienic than most white girls I've fucked. To Indians the north/south divide is basically like comparing Swedes to Sicilians, only more so
fuck off retard
>north indian
same shit
If you look at a lot of the stats, its actually the south that is prosperous.
Im an indian, trust me I know what im talking about. Look at the indians in america itself. The guys who take all the IT jobs are from the south, the northern ones are the the cabbies/hotel/gas station workers.
>cab drivers vs cavemen
It's easy to be "'"'prosperous"'"' when you scam old people out of their money.
If you hear a foreign accent, just hang up for gods sake. Unless youre the type of idiot that sent thousands of dollars to a nigerian price in exile lol.
Small amount of scanners doesnt mean everyone who came here was unqualified also. Most of the indian ceos that you hear in the news are south indian. Gogle and microsoft ceo are south indian.
>tfw no Vedic gf to do the Ashvamedha with
feels mleccha bros
are there many of these kind of women in india? the light skinned ones?
giwtwm
I can't man, every fucking movie is a musical
This makes my poo the big vindaloo
I've seen one IRL but I didn't whip my phone out fast enough to creepshot her.
yes for sure bro
too much /pol/ can make you gay kid..
It's funny because it's true.
never used /pol/ once faggot also thats not dark skinned thats coco skin
In the NW, darker in the south and hapa-ish in the NE, they're all mixed to some degree anyway
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
I would suck Sendhil's dick no homo
Karishma > Kareena
Many people seem unaware but india will be a superpower by 2150
Mother India - Mother struggles to raise her sons as a landlord plunders her family's wealth
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Earth - Girl grows up during the partition
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Bobby - love story between two teenagers
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Parinda - Gangster movie
thats african tier dark, what you expect some car tire tone
I don't like to smell my movies.
faggot
recommend me something wit no dancing and gay shit then
but the dancing is the best part
You've basically identified the problem right there. A larger audience and more money kills art, that's the lesson we should learn from Bollywood. The peasants go to the cinema in India to have a party which is why everything is singing and dancing, and the money is only pumped into it because it gets a return from them. If you pumped more money into any country's film industry and made them focus on the larger audience (the lowest common denominator) their films would be worse off for it, not better. Just look at capeshit's domination of Hollywood.
watch the newest XXX movie with Vin Diesel
Looks like even movies about fucking serial killers have musical parts there.
user do not call me poo it hurts my feelings. Look at me, I am clean?
Court (2014)
Black (2005)
Rang de Basanti (2006) - has some singing/dancing but it's diegetic
>tour de force
best picture in thread tbqh
thought this was a picture of Paul Joseph Watson for a split second
what's some good epic medieval equivalent, wanna watch something like crouching tiger but Indian, with cool locations temples n shiet.
Dangal
wouldnt that DESTROY your ear? wtf
Asoka was bretty gud, it's more ancient than medieval
Otherwise you have the Bahubali movies which is this so caveat emptor
giv tol brown gf
haven't watched that one yet, llove vin stuff and Deepika a qt
I am fucking dead.
I just didn't expect that.
How do you expect that?
Intedasting, wasn't asoka some edglord bloody conqueror?
too bad there were no pajeet bitches good looking enough to fuck
I dont think I've ever seen a genuinely attractive one.
come on you guys please post some poo's with big milkers
just for the pic, no way someone could wear those for real.
Are you a Chad? How did you get a gf of another ethnicity if you're white? Usually there would be some racial tension that would make it difficult.
Ok pajeet, listen.
Poo singing is the worst shit on this planet. How there is any un-shattered glass in all of asian with that shrieking going on all the time is a goddamn mystery.
back in the day I worked in a garage near a army base in VA.
TONS of fucking pakis around there for some reason. I hated having to work of their cars. The smell is unlike anything I've ever encountered before and they ALL smelled the same way
Yes but then he BTFO a kingdom so hard he became Buddhist
Actually he was responsible for propagating Buddhism beyond India, making Sri Lanka Buddhist and even sending emissaries to the Seleucids, the Ptolemies and the Greeks
why is this shit so funny
i assume they eat spicy ass food and they then sweat that spice out. maybe pusy smell happens for similar reasons
I went to see Endgame last month and they literally censored out the word "bitch" when Captain said it.
This country is fucking retarded, autists here ban condom ads because they're "weird lol xD" regardless of the overpopulation.
whats her chaturbate name?
even today you have some buddhist mongol offshot in russia
it's the diet. All those spices they eat are what fucks theirn innards up.
sadly not
mmm yes thanks user post more if you got more
the white man wins again
maybe that could work for something, a good part of the world would rather have India as the "world's factory" to avoid dealing with the insufferable scammy chinks.
Brown girls love white cock, what are you talking about?
BLACK JINGUS
LOL real life isnt the fucking twitter kid all girls of other races love white dudes
Who is that
>That kid
Maybe not.
for me it's sonia parecadan
Posting women that you don’t have or ever will have.
Posting women with other guys.
Damn you all are pathetic.
Possibly the shittiest culture on earth. The chinese are oppressed bug-folk but poo-in-loos are just fundamentally gross from the bottom up, inside and out
nice milkers
I watched the first two Dhoom movies, and I think those will last me a lifetime.
LOL a "don't smoke" thing pops on screen whenever a cigarette is shown. The fuck is wrong with these people
r8 these Ashokan milkers
was it kino?
Ileana D'Cruz
Up until last year you had to stand up and sing the national anthem before every movie in theaters
I wish I was joking
Thanks
If you're an addict that would make you want some, and pretty meh if you don't smoke.
I bet some ancient dude fapped to that.
I don't know if that's really true. Asians still have deep ties to their cultures. I'm sure most of them would have reservations about dating a white giy.
Absolute shite
seems like asian guys have way more pressure to keep it asian, family name and all that.
I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that's not what limb bones look like.
>Not returning the favour with Rammstein, Metallica, and the like
Pussy
that was some thicc as fuck skelly
Okay
I’ve been avoiding Yea Forums like the plague for like the last year. First time back and I am not disappointed, best thread I’ve opened in a long time.
Thanks for the keks, lads.
Did they nail the pulley into the sand?
India has a shit load of different ethnic groups that nobody really gives a fuck about trying to distinguish the difference. All you need to know are the ones in north are lighter and closer to Persians.
If we lived in the matrix you could rip the tits off any woman that grossed you out. Maybe that will help you cope with the terrible reality.
Why not just get a Persian gf then?
moar
the being muslim part ruins it
wtf is going on
That skelly
they are too hairy.
i wish i could
most persians don't care about religion
Because Iranians/Persians are all muslims, probably have Arab rape genes too.
Is this how you're supposed to watch Bollywood in the cinema?
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would marry some irreligious one like me, but the family would still want the guy to be muslim, some casual dating with no future (not in Iran for sure) seems more possible
Most of the mixed children either mixed back into Indian society or moved to Britain and mixed back into British society.
A Bolly story
>Buddy works at shithole retailer
>Bolly family buys a bunch of camping shit
>Two weeks later they return it
>Manager fights taking it back but has to in the end
>It reeks so bad that they can't keep it on site to rtv it or even throw it down the trash shoot
>Inspected by VP who makes a special trip for hazmat interests and she authorizes it being taken to a facility in a neighboring state for incineration
>True fuck story
Seriously, with your average indian girl being so hot, why the fuck do people here still put white skanks on a pedestal. The patrician rule is as always, exotic > white bourgeois cunt.
Yes. Western audiences are just too stiff.
elder god tier feet
white girls are overrated and the capitalize on that, I still prefer caucasian and east asian features tho, even if dark
Unless you enjoy women who odiously stink, any other race is preferable. Eastern Indian women don't stink because they're lazy. They just don't seem to care.
Smelling bad
Those are not the average.
If you think that not liking zionist shit is the reason you went full retard, /pol/ style
You should unironically kys
t.indian
haven't watched that, the synopsis looks like one of those historical dramas with potential but ruined with soap opera shit
I haven't had to deal with the smell, but when I dated an Indian, her bush was thick as a forest. It got caught in my teeth, and it was days before there wasn't wire brushes in my mouth or gut. Now SEA bitches, they have some of the finest cunt hair around.
they got rid of that?
It LOOKS good that's probably the only good aspect of the movie rest is shit
Not even worth pirating
what makes you say that, I thought it was a fun genre picture
This
If palak peneer means my dick then yes.
>Mother struggles to raise her sons as a landlord plunders her
Hot.
this was intentional though? He was a robot
Good luck finding an Indian woman who will give you ever a slither of a chance in the west. If they would, it's because they're rebelling against their parents by adopting western values, by which point they're no better than a white girl. I lived with a girl like this. Really traditional Indian parents, loved Bollywood, movies, cooked curry stinking out the house, but otherwise completely westernised, bringing home men drunk from clubs every weekend. As soon as they're close by in your western world and they actually accept it and integrate into it, thereby giving you access, it's already too late.
Damn she fine
them bones thicc
Okay I love Bollywood now.
At first i thought her face was turning into a butthole
>she starts corpsing towards the end
kek
Based
Okay that's kino.
>muh poo catapult.
No.
Even more retarded than capeshit.
If you have lots of free time on your hand you can troll them.
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this is one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen
Every marriage ever
Because they have average girls in their movies? Grow the fuck up.
>tfw no Muslima gf
Look at this dumb britbong clinging to what once was. You're muzzie property now.
In India, don't like Bollywood
Fuuckk I want to fuck my married pajeeta coworker even more now, is 'just be white' a meme or does it work
>beautification
HARAM
Just watched pic related, my first poo movie. It was crappy, but had soul and made me laugh.
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fucking BASED
FUCKING DURGESH
most indian women don't look like that...
The entirety of indian cinema is basically capeshit just without the cape. The hero is an overpowered one-liner preaching goody two shoes morals about society and whatnot. Add in the songs and the pointless romance, it's the same schtick over and over.
Anybody seen India's Most Wanted? How is it?
>most women don't look like the fewer attractive individuals
Who would've thunk
How do Indians deal with the massive amount of bullying on the internet?
by not giving a shit. inb4 some poo joke
eyes really are overpowered in beauty gains for how small they are
my name is pajeet allen and im the fastest poo alive
If those aren't contacts then those hazels are absolute god-tier
Very seeexy show vagene please
Hey thats Nicholas Cage. You can't fool me
It's actually impressive how nonchalant and unkempt looking most indian male actors look in their movies.
Wet cloth + fat titties is cheating. Same level as sweater puppies.
Its more realistic than Wanted.
Why do you think its so shiny?
THICC
kino
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There's no song and dance in this one. There's only one song but it plays like a montage of the character living his life and there's no dancing. The movie is actually pretty kino and it's about someone who calls the police and threatens them about a terrorist plot that he will carry out if they don't follow his instructions.
God i want her to fdom me while ranting about the patriarchy and how much of a pig i am
I want a dancing milf gf
The caste system already segregated the lights from the darks.
John Belushi has been secretly living in India all this time?
I'm surrounded by Indians so I see them all the time.
>having a gf
>posting on 4channel
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>It bombed super hard in India though, for some reason.
No musical numbers?
>Why yes, I do post on 4channel's television and film board to discuss kinographies. How could you tell?
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One of my favourite tamil films. Looking back, it's pretty damn outdated but still entertaining as hell when you watch it for the first time.
seeing as it is in india he likely did it in public too
I'm in Nepal right now and their women mog Indian women. It must be the lighter skin and mountain air.
Have you ever spent time around Muslim women?
They won't talk to anyone who isn't black or paki unless they have to, they also bring up Islam whenever possible to non-muslims.
t. Britbong office worker who has to listen, every day, to how Ramadan is making little Miss Paki exhausted even though she wears eight layers of makeup and gets fucked regularly by non-practicing men
Doesn't Britain have a beurette trend of their own then?
Has bollywood ever produced something watchable? Or everything is a pile of garbage?
India is BASED
Sauce? or at least the audio version?
imagine the smell
O_O
This would be so much funnier if he failed to catch her.
Liar
Jodha Akbar. It’s a historical film centered around the life of the Mughal emperor, though it still has the main Bollywood tropes of romance and musical numbers, but it’s surprisingly decent. Even got some recognition in the West for its set design and acting.
There's no need for that in today's world. Pajeetas exclude their own and spread their legs for big anglo cock on the regular.
Madhubala was cute
is this some kind of indian gachimuchi?
I'd like to go deep in her padukone if you know what I mean
there are but good luck finding them from population of over 1 billion.
>Padmaavati
One of India’s biggest budget films. It’s based upon a 13th century epic poem of the same name and it’s pretty decent. Bollywood tropes are present and the CGI looks something out of a PS2 game, but the acting from the lead female is pretty good, the soundtrack is good, and the cinematography can be kino.
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>Joshua Akbar
It’s more early-modern and Medieval, but it’s still up your alley. Better writing and more practical effects compared to Paadmavati
>*Jodha Akbar
Corrected
woww baby!!!
*BRAAAAAAP*
>reverse image search this
>her name is actually poonam
>mfw
At least post her nudes, her titjob is real good. Damn fine work
wtf, what is this movie called? I need to watch this
chicken curry tikka masala
10/10
you people like her? my gf looks very similar to her lmao, I'm an Indian btw
Still better than the Hobbit movies.
what was the point of hammering the things into the side of the tree? they didn't event step on them as steps or anything.
i mean bollywood should start making live action movies.
they do the effects properly instead of the serious netflix shit
Fuck off back to r eddit, faggot
how can pakishits compete
Literally a poofucker lol
>I'm sure most of them would have reservations about dating a white guy.
I lived in Japan teaching English for many years in my late 20s and while what you say is the facade they put up publicly, I fucked a LOT of nip sluts who wanted to "keep it secret" and loved the taboo (for them) aspect of it. It's also not that uncommon for them to simply date you publicly as well, though they still probably won't marry you.
And in America it's not even a thing to begin with. Nearly 40% of Asians marry white people here.
>the only white girl he can get is a fat whore
Why are there so many pooniggers on my Yea Forums?
India has a caste system, with lighter skin generally being higher caste. Most higher caste are northern indian.
t.pasty white incel
It's so easy to fuck muslim girls, I have no idea how you're fucking it up. There are alot of them at my University literally walk up to them and start talking and you're almost guaranteed to fuck them later that week
What is it with Indian women aging horribly?
Exquisite choice my man