BILBO BAGGINS

BILBO BAGGINS

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I DO NOT DO CHEAP TRICKS

Why were the Hobbit films so weak?

THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

I DON'T DO BLOWJOBS OR KISS

Your expectations were unrealistic. They’re excellent films that fit the mood perfectly as a prequel without doing anything extra to subvert the plot.

awful cgi

My expectations were that they would be as good as the first 3

You should have expected them to be as good as the last 3 digits. Wowza.
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GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

DILDO FAGGINS

the cgi is what ruined it for me other than that its great

high fps

No thank you! We don't want any more memers, meme-wishers or meme relations!

the book is like 1/6th the size of the ring trilogy, and it was written for children. guillermo del toro was planned to adapt it into two movies, but because more movies means more money, they forced him to (basically artificially) stretch it into three movies, which ruined a lot. and then, after a lot of work was already done, they kicked out del toro to hire peter jackson. jackson did what he could, but the result is still shit.

also, way too much nonsensical action bullshit, waaaaay too much and too bad cgi.

>They’re excellent films
Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle?

He was a servant to the Master of Laketown in TA 2941, and later assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. He had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was basically a clone of Wormtongue. He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated.

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I kinda liked Smaug. Best representation of a dragon in movies so far.

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Look at that fucker! Its almost hes both angry and smug about all the shekels he has.

He had too few limbs.

They were so bad they made Ian cry

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I want to be her toilet

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