/got/

Why do people hate Dany so much?
She's the second best girl after frogfu, i don't understand.

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Pilou!

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Stannis Baratheon will always be the one true waifu

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>mfw Stannis fags unironically want a fucking HAM to sit on the iron throne
Fucking pathetic

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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She got crepe tits

TO HIGHGARDEN

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The Poster That Was Promised

good taste user

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Aagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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casual reminder to migrate to /tg/ when we get banned and go in hiatus until spinoffs or any news

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Stannis friends* if you don't mind, Renly's the literal fag here

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AY AY AY HOL UP U BE SAYIN I AINT BE DA RIGHTFUL KANG N SHIEEET

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imagine marge with natalies face and this body

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>She's too strong for him
>literally does whatever Jon tells her to do for the sake of his cummies

Wasn't Varys supposed to be smart?

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This cosplayer has a hotter face too Dormer absolutely btfo and mogged

>Why do people hate Dany so much?
Dany became a God Tier waifu after season 7. She became even hotter after she became Dragon Hitler for no reason. The show made Jon into a faggot by having him reject her for no reason.

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well sheit negro thats all you had to say

/got/ is, always was, and always will be /Myrcella/.

What people aren’t smart

Now with her you have my full support

(Always thought dormer was too old and sharp facially to play marg, younger and cuter is what i got from the books)

DRACARYS

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Original actress or new?

Why is show Stannis even considered a villain by most of the normie audience? He has the most legit claim on the throne, is the most respected and talented commander in Westeros, and always fights at the front with his men. Plus he was the only one to help Jon Snow when he requested aid at the wall, and one of the few who believed the white walkers were real and wanted to save the world from them

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We need more like this

because she subjected us to six seasons of essos filler and aneurysm faces

burning your daughter on a stake on the word of a literal semen demon tends to do that

shireen didn't even burn coal for gods sake, why burn her alive?

D&d character assassination worked as intended

Daenerys literally spares Jaime because Jon, who wasn't even paying attention, said so. How is the audience supposed to believe that Damy would have all the power in this relationship?

Shes about as sane as lana rhoades too

she wishes she had an ass like that

What's your favourite Jaime chapter/scene lads

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Season 7 was so dumb for many reasons but God did it save Dany

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>second best girl
them there are fightin words pal

Burning one's own daughter at the stake will kinda color opinions.

The scene they cut off her hand and the episode ends with that rock song

Why is there even a general still?
The show ended and it was shit
You will never have kino threads like the Sopranos

frog > ham

i bet you're an incel

I’m working on it.

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Bath with brienne is best

The only things I like from season 7 are Jonerys, Jaime leaving Cersei and the focus on the Night King. Then Jonerys was killed by episode 2 of season 8 and the Night King turned out to be a faggot who was taken out faster than zombie Gregor. And then Jaime does a 180° on his character arc in one episode.

The chapter where he burns Cersei's letter.
Was so proud of my boy while reading that.

Fun Fact:me and Emilia are technically engaged

I used to send her fan mail all the time,her P.O. box address was online up until around S4 actually. I even sent her a diamond ring once,

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Bigger image

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>best girl
>pancake tits
Yikes

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wtf bro

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that face is better though

Have I died and gone to Heaven?

>Plus he was the only one to help Jon Snow when he requested aid at the wall, and one of the few who believed the white walkers were real and wanted to save the world from them
It's really strange how the audience is supposed to accept Stannis and Daenerys helping Jon and then getting fucked over like it's nothing.

Snek on face pls

based

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S for Spit
S FOR STANNIS

Jesus Christ

New

I wish I could send fan mail to Pilou

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roll

Moral of the show: Don't help Jon.

BRAVO DABID

u mad gayboi

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I’m not very good

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>Stannis didn't even have an on screen death
Literal npc.

Original>new tho

obsessed

i remember you. glad you are still here

>targaryen phone cover
gods she is so cute

go eat your crayons dabid Yea Forums will always be a stannis board

He isn't dead

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that chapter where he talked to Tommen
>He took the king off to the side, well away from everyone, and sat him down upon the marble steps. “I wasn’t scared,” the boy insisted. “The smell made me sick. Didn’t it made make you sick? How could you bear it, Uncle, ser?”
>I have smelled my own hand rotting, when Vargo Hoat made me wear it for a pendant.
>“A man can bear most anything, if he must,” Jaime told his son. I have smelled a man roasting, as King Aerys cooked him in his own armor. “The world is full of horrors, Tommen. You can fight them, you can laugh at them, or you can look without seeing… Go away inside.”
>Tommen considered that. “I... I used to go away inside sometimes,” he confessed, “when Joffy...”

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I wish Jaime were Azor Ahai

ooops

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is that Loki in a blonde wig?

sorry incel sweaty all the chads have bent the knee to their rightful queen, Daenerys Targaryen

only incels follow stannis after he dropped the ball and burnt his daughter alive
how can you trust a man to keep the realm safe if he can't even keep his own flesh and blood safe

>gods
stop that right now faggot

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It’s my gf

>Stannis
>dead

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And Stannis will never be King by the time the series ends (if it ever does). King Bran is the shitty, real ending. Stannis, in theory, would not accept this. He will be dead by the time that this becomes a reality.

Reminder that Jaime is full of shit. He killed Aerys because he wanted to. He had already killed Rossart, the city was in no danger until he informed Aerys that he had, in fact, killed Rossart. He just did it for pleasure and release. Jaime has always been a bad guy. He makes shit up to justify his actions. Arthur Dayne, Barristen Selmy, Gerold Hightower, Oswald Whent, Lewyn Martell. All trash. There's not a single good man in Westeros, not a one.

not only dead

but dead, revived as a wight and then dead again

so dead twice over

holy shit it does look like it, kek

>Best Girl Edition
Fix'd

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technically he did kill a king
also dany was a queen so it makes sense

tv show fanfic. besides, this is a stannis x dany board.

she can't resist the fire dick.

Based and smirkfupilled

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Where she is hated? She is literally queen of Yea Forums after season 8 and one of the most popular and liked character in the show with normies?

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He actually does looks kind of like Theon...

And Yea Forums will always be loyal to the one true king sorry dabid

b&rp

For me, it’s the Dornishman’s Wife

DLACALIS!

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You can be loyal to a fictional dead man all you want. It changes nothing.

(You)

What did Joffrey do to Tommen?

>hes a titfag

Tits are such a shit fetish. A woman's beauty is in her essence, not some lumps of fat. People need to grow up and be a little more sophisticated, also big tits sag and are disgusting

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She isn't hated faggots

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/got/ has hated on Dany a lot lately, but it seems like the seething Sansa fag is sleeping right now.

>She is literally queen of Yea Forums
There is only one of those

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this part was absolute kino and it's a travesty it wasn't in the show, I really loved the idea of Jaime blocking out all of the fucking traumatic fucked up shit he saw as a young teen at court - obviously nothing of the sort was ever explored in the show

And neither will your fruitless attempts to slander the one true king

You need to go back, danytranny.

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she is hated only in the mind of the depraved salsafag janny who can't handle the fact that his slag waifu is (rightfully) scorned by anons across the globe for her vile treason against the qt smol true Queen

In the end it was all just nihilistic trash

I unironically would choose pre-slag Sophie Turner

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She can't resist her nephew's dick. She dreams about him (e.g., shifting shadow) for a reason. She doesn't want a bastard Targaren 300 years removed.

Of course, none of that matters because Stannis and Daenerys are going to die anyway.

t. titlet

I could point out how she is also more attractive in every other way, but tits are important and you're gay

You can be loyal to a fictional dead woman all you want. It changes nothing.

Based homo

Reminder that Jaime is a Giant's Layer

Not to be confused with Giantslayer

That wasn't what I posted

I want to have a one-night stand with her

>t. hasn't been breastfed
this is also why you're so autistic and maladjusted IRL just so you know

Daenerys will also be dead. How does stating GRRM's ending make me a Danyfag? I would prefer almost anybody over Bran, but that's not the ending we will get.

probably molested him let's be honest

weirwood dream

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And if the one true king will die in a tragic blaze of glory worthy of thr most heroic figure in the setting

>stannis x dany
The One True Pairing that was Promised

GAY.

Are you going to post pre-slag Sophie then?

When did you realize you were gay?

Why didn't he kill only the pyromancers and lock up Aerys in a room?

war is bad
nukes bad
climate change bad
democracy good

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Based and Margaery pilled. She was hot as fuck and actually politically shrewd in an entertaining way

This. Also during sex big tits get musty and sweaty and salty and it ruins my immersion

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Lets be honest that poster is loyal to two non-fictional Jews what a fucking shill

>and always fights at the front with his men.

showfag

Brap

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>pre-slag Sophie Turner
there's no such thing, she was always a slag

So did you discover the board midway through season 8?

>Tries to lock up the king
>Gets killed by a group of guards
Yeah no. Also Jamie was a scared teen at that point.

god i hope mauler releases episode 5-6 rant

I said pre-slag

This is the most Based Yea Forums post in history

Midway season 6

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The ass that was promised.

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>show Stannis

Val x Stannis is better. It's also Fire x Ice instead of Fire x Fire.

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With less plastic now tho, which is too bad for Lana.

Sith spit

>implying the writings of a fat neckbeard grmm self-insert have any bearing on the truth of the matter
dany x stannis is the one true pairing

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>Space Wolf Pack Leader looks towards Sisters of Battle Celestian, while she looks away in disgust during the 13th Black Crusade
>Circa 999 M41

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Ghetto dany

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>Spic Dyke with brown nipples and a boyish haircut
>Hot

>I think Brexit was a mistake.

>Putting aside the specifics of the situation, and taking a long-range look, I think history shows that we do better when we join together into larger political units that embrace diversity, rather than building walls and breaking into smaller units. Alexander's empire was better than the squabbling city-states of ancient Greece that preceded it (a pity he did not live long enough to make the union with Persia permanent, and twice a pity that his successors broke it all up into smaller countries to war on each other). The thirteen American colonies were wise to join together into one large country, despite their differences, than they would have been as thirteen small ones. The nations of Europe have been fighting each other for centuries; joining together into one great multi-national nation represents real progress.

>Eventually I do hope we will be one peaceful world, like the SF writers of my youth once predicted. Terra, Old Earth, call it what you will. We're all human.
Imagine being this much of an idealistic faggot

based >Stannis>dead poster

>he doesn't like tomboys
Pathetic.

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>nukes bad
unironically the only thing that was stopping World War 3

*cough*

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would act like a lunatic, or hurt tommen/others

>dany x stannis is the one true pairing
What are you basing that on? Is Stannis Dany's blue flower? Is Stannis Dany's shifting shadow? No, it's Jon and you know it is.

>Brexit was not a giant fuck up
Based retard.

She isn't hispanic, she isn't a lesbian, her nipples are perfection, and pixe cuts are the most attractive haircut, though few women can pull them off

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>We should have one Earth.
>We shouldn't restrict immigration and allow smart people to build up their home countries to the point where they're Westernized and stable.
Uh, what?

No, Stannis will take Damy as his wife, and kill her to forge Lightbringer

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Brexit...

>Ned tells Sansa and every NORF MAN is either killed or enslaved

How does one read history and still argue for diversity? All the examples he gave were at sword point or were shit in the long run. How did the Holy Roman Empure aka elective monarhy turn out? Oh yeah it was endless civil wars and interregnums....

Stannis is the King of ALL Westeros. He needs that branch of the First Men long lost but home again. Dany is a foreign Valyrian cunt. Val is prime pussy not some incest abomination freak.

>pixe cuts are the most attractive haircut, though few women can pull them off
Long hair is infinitely more attractive on a woman.

Jaime himself (and GRRM in an interview) say that Jaime feared the king getting another hand or underling to commit genocide.

>his successors broke it up
>when he literally named "the strongest" his heir
Yikes

>"I think Brexit was a mistake"
>The North secedes from the Seven Kingdoms

Based Sheev

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Nope.
Though you can't maintain it with age, so growing it out becomes a necessity. Medium-short is also great

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based

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>As Alexander the Great lay on his deathbed in 323 B.C., his generals reportedly asked to whom he left his empire. "To the strongest," Alexander said, according to historians.
Holy fucking based

>"I never really cared much for innocents."
Bravo.

His comparisons are so retarded. He implies the fucking 13 colonies were as different as the nations of Europe

Yeah, George is just a bad writer and didn't think it through. Maybe he was genuine, maybe he really thought Aerys was going to teleport past all the Lannisters in the city or the keep and get someone else to bomb the city.

QUEEN OF DA NORTH

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this, alexander wasn't some enlightened humanitarian, he was a bobby b in it for the bants and exotic wenches.

Only if they're curly tho, straight long hair are just boring

>tattoos
instantly dropped

>Only if they're curly tho, straight long hair are just boring
Sure.

Is it that unreasonable to think that there would be someone else who knows how to ignite the wildfire?

watch his interviews, he's very obviously educated by memes. but he's bought his own hype and thinks that he's far wiser than he actually is.

Say something nice about Her Grace, Daenaerys Stromboli, of the House Tartarsauce, First of Her Weight, the Unburped, Queen of the Arby's, the Rally's, and of the Five Guy's, Queen of McDonald's, Khaloreesi of the Great Grease Sea, Breaker of Chairs and Muncher of Dragons.

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Dude just come out as gay and find a big cock to suck

>Stannis is the King of ALL Westeros.
Stannis is never going to be King. Sorry that you are still in denial about GRRM's ending. Stannis, Jon, Daenerys, fAegon, etc., will not rule. Bran will be King.

The End.

/tg/ > /trash/

There was literally an entire guild's worth of pyromancers in the city, why wouldn't Aerys just get another one to start the fireworks?

GRRM is an idealistic old boomer hippie that thinks everyone in the world should be as passive and impotent as he is.

???

Both me and George refuse to watch your fanfic, by the way.

So if he doesn't like Brexit then is this going to happen in the books or not?

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Okay we get it you love d&d and their shite ending care to put forth any other point instead of repeating "STANNIS DIE BRAN KING" ad naeseum

The North seceding from the seven kingdoms was clearly a mistake

sneed

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I dont think many were as bad shit insane as aerys desu

Because the city was being sacked? How was he going to get to them? Jaime could have just held him there, anyway.

Norf independence = Scottish referendum
Sansa is literally just fantasy Nicola Sturgeon.

They are both Uncle and nephew so they look same

Shouldnt that farmer the hound robs be sneed?

How does he know that no one else aligned with the King is going to show up? The keep could also hold longer than the city

feed

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Yes but they are actors who are unrelated to each other silly. So it's a good thing they look like each other in fiction.

autist actually taking everything seriously

I meant bravo as in bravo dabid.
I despise the crayons.

>everyone should unite because diversity is our greatest strength
>Scots deserve the right to self-determination
choose one and only one

Underground routes to the red keep, and there might've been multiple pyromancers in the red keep. Would also make sense for him to keep them close to him, in case he should give the order.

>Sneed and Chuck get flayed alive by ramsay bolton
Based

>Stannis is never going to be King
He's already King, though. He's even doing his job, the only one doing their job, as King and protecting the realm. Like how Charles Martel essentially superseded Dagobert as King of France in those days because he was the only acting it.

i don't know, but it seems like half of his plot points revolve around the more culturally disparate kingdoms (the north, dorne, the iron islands) in rebellion against the iron throne. i think there's a gurm and there's a shadow gurm who really believes the opposite of what he says he believes, and that's why his work ended up more nuanced than the drivel on his blog.

Holy shit, the saggiest of tits.

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Thats what the casting department if for. The casting of the show, except for a few major instances was one of the few things that was good until the end.

>ramsay is moe

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>Sell out Theon to the Boltons
>Get flayed anyway

Are Greyjoy men fucking retards?

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I like bimbos

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What point are YOU making? What is your evidence that Stannis will be King? The major plot point--Dany burning down King's Landing, Jon killing Dany, and Bran being King--are confirmed. What is your argument for why that isn't true?

Is Isaac Hempstead Wright a liar when it comes to Bran's ending?

Is Alan Taylor a liar when he said that the story is about Jon and Dany--not Stannis--because GRRM said so?

Did D&D get GRRM's ending and then throw all of it away and lie about what will happen for no reason? Was their goal to produce their own completely made up finale?

Please, provide a shred of evidence that Stannis will be king.

the SNP does parrot the former, they love diversity, they just hate the english who they paint as racist intolerant imperialists who we have to rebel against in solidarity with the negroes et al.

What does it matter? Aerys only lets Jaime carry a sword around him, he forbids all other weapons because of his paranoia. What would they do to Jaime and his captive king, talk him to death?
None of that is mentioned at all, though. With Jaime holding him, there's no way for him to escape, there's no mention of other pyromancers being close to the king. Jaime actually went around murdering other pyromancers after the fact, despite them posing no actual threat as well, solely for release.

1. Have sex with the most beautiful woman in the world who is desperately in love with you and you love just as desperately

or

2. Condemn millions to death in fire and blood

What to do? Such a difficult choice to make

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Based historybro

AH DUN WUNT EET

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fuck me why did this make me chuckle

> Jaime actually went around murdering other pyromancers after the fact, despite them posing no actual threat as well, solely for release
Nice fanfic, bro.

Why does GRRM portray knights usually as bumbling buffoons instead of the peak-physical condition killing machines most of them were in reality?

Reminder that George R.R. Martin gave Robert Baratheon two brothers, Cercei had two sons after marrying Robert and they were believed to be his and had Robb Stark (who also had two younger brothers) become KitN at the end of AGoT all because at the time he was writing the book the song “Two Princes” by Spib Doctors was played non stop on American radio at the time.

>despite them posing no actual threat
>pyromancers that have cached wildfire all over the city are no threat

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Yeah what the fuck happened to scotland

I know. That's why the SNP are fucking scum and Scotland should be glassed. Scots don't even exist anymore outside the Highlands, they're just LARPing Norferners.

Bran becoming King is supposed to be preferable over Jon and Daenerys co-ruling despite the fact that Bran hasn't shown one ounce of care about anybody but himself.

>Scots don't even exist anymore outside the Highlands
oh, they exist. the lowlands are full of people of highland descent, hence all the mac-names.

Why would a pyromancer bother burning down the city? For King Aerys (who's dead)? He didn't even (have them) safely remove the wildfire, he just killed the pyromancers.

She’s definitely gotten worse then

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Youre taking this a little too seriously user. I dont think stannis will win in the end but he isnt getting the shitty character assassination from the show. Speaking for myself i merely posit ways that stannis could win even if theyre unlikely to happen in the books. Why are you so prone to writinf paragraphs of emotion because we dont accept ypour wholly negative view of stannis?

Pyromancers were fucking cray cray, and VERY loyal to Aerys.
This shit is so basic that even the show got it right.

oh for the love of arceus!

I think he means culturally just as england is dead outside of villages and some cities up north.

>Why would a pyromancer bother burning down the city?
Because they like fire you retard

What was his tax policy?

I knew the guildmaster and the other two in the red keep were but was the entire guild?

knights did decline in the late middle ages, but the real reason for gurm's negative portrayal is that he's a) hostile to aristocracy, and b) he's a pacifist, so he can't glorify violence too much (though shadow gurm does like his warrior heroes).

Forgot to check back, your stuff is the good stuff user, got a place to see more?

imagine if natalie was her sub

true

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i hate this manlet so much for being able to go balls deep in that gingers cunt on a nightly basis

she's ugly as fuck

It feels like every time a knight is described in the books, he's fat or slobbish or past his prime, outside of Chads like Selmy or Jaime. When you also realize that his self-insert character is Sam, who has a terrible relationship with his knight father it feels like GRRM has a vendetta against traditional masculinity.

Simple as

/got/

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Considering the fact that they are all fine with helping Cersei blow the sept up, yeah.
The alchemist's guild was mocked by a lot of people, but then Aerys comes along and makes one of their members the hand of the king.

>good hairline
>toned body
>good facial aesthetics
Seethe more lanklet

go back to the rehab kit

Nobody hostile to aristocracy could stomach writing what he does

Also, The Sword of the Morning is written to pretty much be perfect

fucking retard manlet, you'll never amount to anything, at least i'm fucking over 6ft tall you ugly stupid midget fuck. i hate you. no one will ever love you.

>Also, The Sword of the Morning is written to pretty much be perfect
How is he? He stands by while his queen is raped and brutalized. He doesn't let Ned go to his sister over some command by a dead prince. He's just another scumbag standing beside a house of psychopaths.

Fucking based, kek.

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Oops, my bad

I don't mean perfect or any other chivalric bullshit, I mean knights were killing machines of the highest order but GRRM treats them like their jokes that only win because they have horses and plate armor.

I guess...all the OP fighters aren’t really knights..and it’s implied Syrio can blow them away if he had a real sword

Bimbos are the best choice, fuckin more

Based Addam Marbrand is possibly the only knight who isnt comprised in some way

>Nobody hostile to aristocracy could stomach writing what he does
black and white thinking is an indicator of autism user

Jon should have recited his vows as he stabbed MUH QUEEN to death.

Knights train from the age of 6 to be the best fighter they can possibly be. Chances are the average knight could've fucked Syrio's shit up, armor or no armor.

>Implying knights aren't just spoiled nobles playing soldier

>I dont think stannis will win in the end but he isnt getting the shitty character assassination from the show.
Who is making the argument that he will get the shitty show ending? Why create strawmen?
>Why are you so prone to writinf paragraphs of emotion because we dont accept ypour wholly negative view of stannis?
Stating that Stannis will die in the end isn't anti-Stannis, just like saying that Jon being a Targaryen wouldn't be pro-Jon. One can have zero opinion whatsoever about Stannis and still acknowledge that he will never be King. You're taking facts personally.

Isn't he gay? Or am I thinking of Cobray?

George is clearly for an enlightened dictatorship. Hence Aegon I and Dany. Only because Aegon had dragons and the right vision was Westeros finally united, for the most part, and the constant wars between the kingdoms stopped and the feuds settled and then progress could be made regarding role of religion, trade, laws, roads, etc. Dany now comes over with a vision and dragons bent on empowering the poor and downtrodden that are the pawns of the nobility, and plans to depose those in power leaving herself as an absolute monarch who doesn't have to appease some Lord or rely on their fealty to get things done.

Their deaths and the subsequent fights over succession and power are a lesson that they shouldn't have died when they did or should've had a better successor, and that those that took advantage after are fucked up and wrong and ultimately doomed the world they tried to build and the one they left behind. D&D can't into subtlety or imply Starks and the rest are wrongs so Dany is made into Hitler and an elective monarchy is seen as a good thing when neither of those things should hold true to what we've seen before

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He should have recited his wedding vows as he married her right there in the throne room

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>Nobody hostile to aristocracy could stomach writing what he does
Well, like I said, there's Gurm and there's shadow Gurm. He has two opinions of his subject matter, which isn't necessarily a bad thing in an artist.
>Also, The Sword of the Morning is written to pretty much be perfect
Yes, but the most perfect knights are all dead before the story begins. There's a real feeling of melancholy and nostalgia to it, which is appropriate considering what the books are (and also quite a reactionary sentiment). It also explains why he just wants to write endless backstory and really wallow in the comfiness of pre-decline Targs etc.

The show as a whole has always been a nihilistic slog and it ended the same way, saying nothing to justify it's forced misery porn

>imagine being this fucking wrong
I suppose Special Forces are just playing soldier too

>agggghhhh.jpg
have a gif

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>ywn be raped by her

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Corbray is the gay one from the Vale Addam is Jaimes best friend from the Westerlands and one of the few who know how truly out of his game Jaime is without his hand

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youtube.com/watch?v=ERd7YC1f2AU

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>enlightened dictatorship
>hates war, conquest and inequality
GRRM's ideology is incoherent and retarded

People mistook the entire series as misery porn, which is why the simple ending of Jon and Dany co-ruling would have been a 100x more logical than what we got.

GRRM's creator's pets are the Targs, Dorne and the Starks. He couldn't give a fuck about the Andals.

they didn't want to say anything, they're not artists, they are a pair of lazy money grubbing kikes. having said nothing, no one is satisfied, but no section of the market is alienated either.

>Knights train from the age of 6 to be the best fighter they can possibly be.
No they don't. Knights are idiots with no coherent raining regime or proper grasp of how to do things like fighting, tactics, or strategy. They're better than the rabble by virtue of living better lives; more food, better equipment, higher chance of surviving battles to be ransomed and fight again, etc.
100% you could take a bunch of random peasants with no fucking idea what they're doing and after like six months just have them roll over medieval knights like they're not even there if you have someone who knows what they're doing leaving them, like an ancient roman or alexander-era greek commander.

Fuck she's fit AF!

Special forces would be people like the bearded priests or the faceless men. Not these faggot "knights" that get BTFO at every turn.

Not him but I thought in the books only a few pyromancers knew anything about Aerys' plan and the acolytes and assistants making the wildfire didn't know what it was for. So only a few knew or didn't care enough to say no to Aerys, and none of them did anything upon learning Aerys was dead or run to him when the city was being sacked

I got a smirkfu. Lots of them are nsfw

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>100% you could take a bunch of random peasants with no fucking idea what they're doing

That’s basically what’s been sustaining the Night’s Watch for 8,000 years

>enlightened dictatorship
>Hates inequality
Was he a 40K fag?

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and all your buddies is that way

>When the boy turned 15, he became a squire. In a religious ceremony, the new squire swore on a sword consecrated by a bishop or priest, and attended to assigned duties in his lord's household. During this time the squires continued training in combat and were allowed to own armour (rather than borrowing it).
>Squires were required to master the “seven points of agilities” – riding, swimming and diving, shooting different types of weapons, climbing, participation in tournaments, wrestling, fencing, long jumping, and dancing – the prerequisite skills for knighthood. All of these were even performed while wearing armour.
This was at the age of fucking 15. They had to start training as a page from the age of 6 and could only be knighted after proving their worth. Knights know how to fucking fight, user.

George is accepting of war, so long as the ends unite people and lead to a better world overall than what came before. Hence Alexander, Aegon and what Dany could've done in Westeros and what she might've ended up doing in Essos over the 5 year timeskip

Not that user but it seems like George also shares the same views as George Lucas and thinks an enlightened dictatoship is the best but still scorns anyone who uses methods beyond a 1 in 100,000,000 chance like Caesar and Napoleon who rose with relatively little bloodshed. Ignoring of course that before the events that directly led to their accesssion were filled with blood.

>the acolytes and assistants making the wildfire didn't know what it was for
Who fucking cares, only the leadership's consent mattered. Every fully fledged senior pyromancer was in on it.

Moar? I never cared for her but my dick does now.

he pushes the anti-war shit too hard. he's not really anti-war, he's pro-war, but only if it's justified by his criteria. in that he's like most people.

The show and series have always bent logic in favor of nihilism, they didn't mistake it being that way.

He did that after though

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Smirkfu is my favourite, anywhere you can post the nsfw ones? (More high heels and hose either way please)

>Pair
No, a trio. I'm just glad the series is gone for good now and that people have rejected it in the end

Knights would be special forces. Bearded Priests, Faceless Men and top Knights like Jaime, The Hounds, Barristan etc were more like JTF2 or Delta Force, the elite of the elite.

>and dancing
based knights

>People trained to fight know how to fight
Wow, good point user.
Now watch the bearded priests and faceless men BTFO them again and again.
Most knights are medicore at best, who are carried solely on the virtue of their superior equipment and acces to food.

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>“Please don't.” He whimpered.
>“I think you'll be tighter than her.” Joffrey continued as if Tommen hadn't spoken at all, “You can be my pretty bride tonight, baby brother. Make sure you don't scream. You don't want to wake her. But keep crying. It keeps my cock hard.”
what did GRRM mean by this

>lead to a better world overall than what came before
hindsight is 20/20, people in the present don't know all the different possible timelines and if they would end up better or not. The fall of Rome either damned Europe to brainletism and disrepair or allowed for the competition between the emerging nation states that paved the way for a new Golden Age, depending on who you ask. GRRM is a fucking fool.

He seems like a cool guy.

actual best girl coming thru

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You're a fucking god, that said she has a longer neck.

They were taught how to fight like Chad and act like Chad, dancing was how people got laid.

>faceless men
oh, so you're just an edgy assassin lover. I was 14 too, user.

>When deserters from the Blackwater return to the barracks, Tywin orders Addam to break their knees to prevent them running again and leave them as beggars as a reminder to others

I have no clue where to post em. Imagefap?

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No, knights know how to do the sorts of things that impress other knights and ladies at the court. Then any time they fight non-knights they get rekt. There's a reason the swiss obliterated everyone they fought against and why professional mercenaries begun to dominate the battlefield once people began copying them: Because knights were fucking morons who had no idea what the fuck they were doing. Pretty much the only ones on any given battlefield who know how to fight are the mercenaries.

If knights knew how to fight and care about fighting well, we'd have poke & shot's equivalent a thousand years earlier. Instead it took a bunch of peasants who cared about getting good at fighting for money to figure that shit out, while the knights spent all their time jerking each other off.

the patriarchs choice

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based tywin

Make an imgur or devart

>Seething that muh knights are grossly outclassed in a fictional universe
Knights were the real deal irl, but in ASOIAF they are rather medicore as a fighting force compared to other groups of people.

Cry more fag. You know i am right.

NEW THREAD B4 PISS MESELF

i wish he'd done more to develop their religion. the andal gods don't even have real names. at least it's slightly less vague than the old gods i suppose.

>George is accepting of war, so long as the ends unite people and lead to a better world overall than what came before.
That's literally the world view of the nazis too though.

Is that emilia? She belongs in /trash/ now babe

And Addam mentions hating being Lord Commander of the city guard so its clear he isnt about senseless cruelty also what was he supposed to do tell Tywin to go fuck himself?

>guns and pikes do well against cavalry
brilliant hypothesis user, who would've ever guessed

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>missing the point this hard

Thank you based user

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View of the Nazis and most of humanity

>devart
Never.

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most of the successful mercenary companies in the late middle ages/renaissance were commanded by knights. they were a whole social class, not just guys on horses.

>Knights are the best!
>Nah they get killed easily lol
>Lol you are just an edgy 14 year old lmao
>Seethe more fag
>LOL my 256 iq point just flew entirely over your simple mind

Very cringe, user.

>people in the present don't know all the different possible timelines and if they would end up better or not
And I'm guessing that that'll be part of the debate when Dany dies in the books. She had the right vision, the power to do it, and you could see it working out well had she lived because Westeros is indeed in need of change in the ways she says.

Or you could debate that the world she'd create and her intentions would ultimately fuck everything up, road to hell is paved with good intentions and would lead to further ruin and atrocities. The show doesn't have time for that kind of dilemma or implication that our other heroes, like the Starks, might be wrong, so Dany's hitler now, all the Lord's work together and agree on how shit will run after she dies, and everyone's happy and the only hint that maybe they were wrong is Jon saying killing her didn't feel right and Tyrion say to ask him in 10 years. Except no way would sparing someone who killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people be a good thing especially when they did it after the city surrendered and they planned on "liberating" more cities in the same way, so that exchange is meaningless and hollow. D&D are shit writers

Reminder that "knights" in Japan were just really succesful mercs.

getting BTFO by shapeshifters teleporting behind you doesn't really reflect your fighting ability.

>it feels like GRRM has a vendetta against traditional masculinity.
Feels like? LOL. It's blatantly obvious. Any healthy relationship in the book, the character either got killed (Ned), or their partner got killed (Jon and Ygritte).

Remember, this is what he knows about relationships. Look who he married. Look at him.

Yeah, odd how Sam is the only one who finds love. Right? It's so...subtle.

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Understandable, find somewhere user, this stuff is gold

>get mogged by your noncelebrity friend who doesn't have the same access to personal training, chefs or monetary incentive to stay fit as you do
lmao

>claim that GRRM portrays knights as weak and ineffectual compared to our world
>you agree with me that ASoIaF knights are weak as shit
>I'm cringe because reasons?

sometimes, but trying to sum up history in digestible one-sentence factoids is the mark of the brainlet.

...

He looks absolutely horrific.

Put away your katana you pathetic weeb

Now i want to see that shitty eggs men flick

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I like how you just ignored the bearded priests to further your argument.
Wow you guys really don't like the word "cringe", huh?

we know nothing about the Norvoshi outside of "they like axes"
try again

Dude youre trying to argue that the top fighters of the middle ages werent the top fighters its just ridiculous

Areo Hotah says hi. And he camly BTFO'D a kingsguard.
They are pretty shite in ASOIAF.
Give me an example of them being worthy of being the "elite" warriors from the books.

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