ASS

my mouth to your ass ;)

hot

Why is this making a comeback? I thought for sure we put it behind us.

WITH A SHIT DOUBLE DILDO

but I shit from there

(_]¡[_) (_]¡[_)

BOOBS

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>gets the reduced
nothin personel boys

Not anymore you dont.

Why do I think a girl eating my asshole is fucking disgusting yet I'll have no problem slipping my tongue onto her tight little baloon knot ?

AESTOAES

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Femanons what does it feel to have anal sex?

What would this scene have been like if the sexes were reversed?

I seriously want to smell and lick a woman's asshole.

You can just find out yourself. The question is does anal even feel different to vagoo?

Hey bud, it's you from the future. I'm here to let you know that you do realize this fantasy, and it IS as hot and dirty as you could possibly imagine.

I wish. I'll never get laid though. I'm about to turn 25 and I've never even kissed. It's over for me.

I'm stealing this image.

youtu.be/pOiJLayrC9E

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Not nearly as hot or interesting that’s for sure.

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because female naturally have tight pink assholes that are always clean and men have big brownassholes because we generally take big shits because we eat so much

dumbest movie in the history, like Dr. Strangelove

based

>mfw she does ass to ass

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It's interesting to think that this thing would not seem extremely degenerate nowadays

>It's over for me.
It surely is if you keep this attitude user. I have one word and one for you:

Persistence.

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent won’t. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius won’t. Unrewarded genius is practically a cliché. Education won’t. The world is full of educated fools. Persistence and determination alone are all powerful. Show that you don’t have to be defeated by anything. That you can have peace of mind, improved health and a never ceasing flow of energy. If you attempt each and every day to achieve these things, the results will make themselves obvious to you. While it may sound like a magical notion, it is in you to create your own future. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. Or as Ralph Waldo Emerson declared, “A man is what he thinks about all day long.”

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this kinda thing is really vanilla these days, i heard if you date in college you gotta be willing to do ass to ass with a rando by the second date or you're not worthy enough

Go outside

wow i'm thinking ... based!

It's not vanilla at all. It's something you joke about but don't actually do, and if you do you don't seriously tell people you do it and continue to play it off as a joke.

Nothing in the world feels better than when a woman rests her ass around your face and her tight wrinkled asshole is pressed against your lips, warm but not hot

prudes, both of you

A girl told me that that it feels like having a giant piece of shit stuck up your ass.

What exactly did they do? This scene still confuses the fuck outta me besides it was extremely unpleasant

Just hire prostitutes? I never undertsood faggot incels when you can literally pay for sex.

Also the chicks that you can purchase services from can be a lot hotter than the average chick.

But did she like it?

CHEST 2 CHEST

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both ends of a dildo are inserted into the anus of both participating females, they then meet in the middle of it's length by moving their behinds towards one another until their buttocks meet, hence the colloquial term, Ass to Ass.

because you probably have a gross hairy ass and you empathize with any woman who'd have to go down on that thing. myself, i keep mine waxed and bleached and clean enough to eat dinner out of

It could be that the dildo was inserted into the pussies though, no way of ascertaining that

Why put condoms on the cucumber???

The cuke can't get them pregnant and it certainly doesn't harbor VD.

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>licking a prostitute's ass

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Fuck off Tuvok.

what does ass to ass even do? do you poop into each other's butts?

Anal isn't even vanilla. Most women don't even like it as it's painful.

High end escorts are cleaner than your average thot user, they enforce standards but also are open to much more acts than regular women.

You're wrong, they're both hot.

If it helps i didnt get laid until i was 26. It sucks, for sure, because i missed out on a lot but you can still do it if you try.

ASSTTOAS!!! ASSTOAS!!!

Source?

10/10

lubed and asspilled

Our guy

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Are you even trying? are your standards fucked up by this autistic website that you can't settle for a 6/10? I didn't lick my first asshole until 2 months ago at 26 and I think it was pretty great. She was clean so it's pretty much what you'd expect
It's never the fucking end. Dress like a normal human being, hit the gym and SOMEONE will approach you if you're that shy to talk to someone else

I want to _____ Jennifer

The excess lube points to anal, user. Plus they don't seem to be getting much pleasure out of it.