Would you like a guido gf?

Would you like a guido gf?

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no, I detest bimbos

>low test

Get standards my thirsty friend.

I love stronk athletic girls, just not bimbos
Now shoo shoo

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wasn't she fat for a while?

Not black so no

No, they are fucking loud. Give me an irish lass with a red muff

No way. Italian bimbos have no chill and turn into ruthless and evil little old Italian women.

>thirsty
You're either a fag or a roastie.

I have a thing for psychotick goombas, so fuck yea. It isnt fun if it isnt crazy

Kek didn’t mean to trigger you thirsty newbitch. Why don’t you have sex?

she really hit the wall not long after

I know from growing up surrounded by them, italian women are materialistic pieces of shit

I'd like to date one for a few months, fuck the life out of her and then realize my mistake and ghost her

>being gay

Italians aren't white.

t. a literal negro

shit on Italians when most Italians hate niggers and actually fight for their neighborhoods against niggers and beaners

it is regular white people that are WIGGERS. gotta give that to italians even if they are meatballs greasy WOPS

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She looks constantly ready to erupt into violence

I can’t understand how people as retarded as you can enjoy Sopranos. I bet you skip the therapy and Carmela scenes, fucking pleb

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i want a girl who sounds like this but i dont know where, is it jersey? brooklyn?

I grew up in New York too and I find that a lot of them are dumb as fuck.

I'm Italian and I can't tell wops from beaners half the time

Stop trying so hard to please that faggot

Italians don't need to be 'whiter' than fuckin micks

Italians are not white.
They are greasy niggers.

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I know from growing up surrounded by them, women are materialistic pieces of shit

I live in NJ, you don't want to date/marry them, but they are fucking amazing in bed .

No thank you, give me latinas preferably northern mexicans (no chicano trash) instead.

based

As a gf? Probably not

As a slam piece? 110% yes

OUT OF RESPECT for Tony Soprano I have never jacked off to Meadow

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Hey Donnie, sorry

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thin Meadow a shit

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she sucked off penn and fucking teller while high on coke or something. if chrissy wasn’t a complete fucking cuck he woulda killed her a long time ago

She did have a swollen face every once in a while.

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Only if she looked good without the spray tan and makeup like Snooky

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you better not or you know what happens

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Is there any chance Tony wouldn't have had this Hasidic home boy beaten to death?

This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

its how he solved most of his problems

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was anyone ever sexually aroused by Hunter?

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sauce ?

she's so dopey looking

I don't like greaseballs. I'm in Atlanta for work this week and I really just want a wholesome Southern blonde to bring back to Boston.

"Second Opinion" is the 33rd episode of the HBO original series The Sopranos and the seventh .... Adriana tells Christopher that she once performed oral sex on Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller fame in a public restroom.

This is why I don't think I could ever date. If I had a gf I'd just know that she had probably sucked at least 5 cocks.

Italian American girls are shit. If you want an Italian go to Italy

Im a full blooded wop and we've got the best genes. 2 of my cousins are so fucking hot

He would've kicked Tony's ass. He's younger and faster.

Dude you do not understand what being an absolute unit like Tony can do. He would get crushed.

He also has far less experience fighting. Don’t you remember the episode where Tony provokes and then beats up that muscle head guy?

>got brayed by bobby baccala

This show gave me an italian girl fetish. I need to find me an italian princess like pic related to watch the Sopranos with.

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Yeah, an even more absolute unit.

>she

>5 cocks
lmao you still in middle school, my man?

YES

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>there are people in this thread who have never felt the soft gentle skin of a woman's touch

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italian girls are the good type of crazy. also, stay the fuck away from our women

>real life is like a video game

no

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anybody have that copy pasta of ralph's ABCs?

A she was a hooer
B she hit me
C i was doin a lot of coke
D they didn't have flattops in ancient rome
E it's a joke
F he was never that bright to begin with

or something...

im FUCKIN WARNIN YOU CHRISTAFA

remember when she is at the FBI headquarters being questioned and she throws up all over ahah loved that part

A. She was a hooah
B. She hit me
C. That wasn't my kid she was carrying
D. I was doing a lot of coke
E. I don't give a fuck what any little slit thinks of me
F. They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome
G. I wish I was born handsome instead of rich
H. There was a lot of wine that night
I. She slipped, she fell, I don't know
J. It was the Indians and the commie fucks
K. I had my hearing aids turned down
L. I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking
M. She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out
N. He wasn't that smart to begin with
O. Fucking Gladiator ya fuck
P. She didn't even say hello to me
Q. She was a cock sucking slob
R. 350 only buys you a hello
S. My balls were bigger than an Irish broads ass
T. No accountability, this kid
U. She was a little pig- headed if you ask me
V. Last year, you believed a flyin' saucer was over East Rutherford.
W. I had to reclaim Rome for my people
X. I hear Ginny Sack's getting an eighty pound mole removed from her ass
Y. It was a fucking hooarse
Z. I can be on time tomorrow but you'll be stupid forever

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