Oh no no no no no no

Oh no no no no no no

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this is why I'm scared to go bald just in case this is what my head looks like

This desu. I'm already ugly enough

el tyler uno...

i already know my head is weirdly shaped and the hairline is getting worse with each year

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>malformed face and head
>still adored by fangirls worldwide
Huh?

malformation doesn't instantly turn you ugly. that margery princess from /got/ is hot even though her face is crooked.

It's definitely attractive. Look at Billie Eillish and Natalie Dormer.

>implying he looks good with hair in first place

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>balding
>head is shaped pretty good
could be worse I guess

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can relate

>this is Yea Forums's hero

real human bean

This

gosling has negro blood in him

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I spent $10,000 on a hair transplant in Japan.

damn he literally has the gay alien skull

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How did it go? How long ago was it?

Well he can act, for one, and has turned that talent into a successful career. RDJ is a manlet, and everyone knows that, but most women find him attractive, too. Secondly, there's this weird beauty standard where you need just enough flaw to be truly "beautiful" now. Partially why the whole bushy eyebrow model thing came back. But women like Audrey Hepburn are good female equivalents of Goose in that they're objectively not perfect-looking.

well yeah compared to Grace Kelly of course she was

>well he can act
lol, stopped reading there m8. you're a fucking idiot who thinks playing the same emotionless robot is acting haha

And he plays them really really good.

Tell me a single other actor that can act as an emotionless robot better than him
Protip i don't know maybe you can

i have a bad widows peak already and im praying that I don't have a weird skull

I'm bald and while I certainly wish I wasn't I'm cool with it because I have a good skull shape and full beard.

Imagine going full costanza though
>bald
>short
>glasses
>fat

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>not going for the chad custodian
weak reddit

wat