eurio edition
/got/
Kevin Young
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Jordan Brooks
Threadly reminder that the Tully sisters spent years passing Petyr Baelish back and forth in a kissing game so they could practice for Chad and that Catelyn rejected and laughed at him the one time he tried to kiss her once it was announced she would wed Brandon Stark
Mason Adams
Why everyone on this show is so eager to get rid of their Valeryan steel swords ? It's like they're pushing the damn thing on the first stranger they meet.
Juan Bennett
>2019
>Forgotten
Nathan Cooper
fpbp
Bentley Jenkins
nth for #2
Jackson Roberts
“Aye, my lord. For a hundred years or so. Before that, they were the Mother’s Teats, or just the Teats. There are two of them, and it was thought that they resembled …”
“I can see what they resemble.” Jaime found himself thinking back on the woman in the tent and the way she’d tried to hide her large, dark nipples. “What changed a hundred years ago?”
“Aegon the Unworthy took Barba Bracken as his mistress,” the bookish boy replied. “She was a very buxom wench, they say, and one day when the king was visiting at the Stone Hedge he went out hunting and saw the Teats and …”
“… named them for his mistress.” Aegon the Fourth had died long before Jaime had been born, but he recalled enough of the history of his reign to guess what must have happened next. “Only later he put the Bracken girl aside and took up with a Blackwood, was that the way of it?”
Isaiah Thomas
Luke Rodriguez
Robert Cox
Would you?
Christopher Cox
Lincoln Howard
Tully women are the absolute worst
All trout wombs should be sterilized, only way to make sure.
Justin Ross
Gabriel Thomas
god damn this show used to be kino. i'm rewatching 1-3 again. also fuck your /got/ for ruining me by smiling at the line "more wine, your grace?"
another i've never noticed before is that they actually included that the white walkers actually "speak" at the sound of ice cracking in the first episode
Benjamin Gray
How can other houses even compete?
Jose Smith
>kids are assholes: more at 11
Still not an excuse to be a misogynist dickhead sweaty.
Jeremiah Turner
Comb you hair, jesus.
Adrian Foster
Baratheon > Stark > Arryn > Targaryen > Martell > Lannister > Tyrell > Tully > Ironborn > (powergap) > Blackfyre fucking shits
Adrian Cox
Aegon's reign would make for the most hilarious fucking comedy/drama show, especially the years before he got full fat.
You could see Daeron and Daemon growing up, just the right amount of ominous foreshadowing to show Daemon would bring about serious shit.
You could throw in the three sisters that were Aegon's cousins
Maybe even include some years during Baelon's reign for wacky religious hijinks.
Alexander Barnes
These threads got vacated so quickly. No content left.
Henry Morales
Why did they ugly up Rhaegar's actor so much?
Robert Murphy
MOOOOMMY BABY WANT MILKIES
Jackson Morgan
this scene was the sexiest thing I have ever seen, that "I love my lover, I love my lover" line she whispers gets me rock-hard, I masturbated to this scene foe weeks on end after it aired.
S4 Cersei is unironically the single sexiest Yea Forums character of all time,it was all downhill from there looks-wise for her
Daniel Sanders
Why was the King in the North dressed like a common foot soldier?
Luke James
The Dragon fears the Hammer
Wyatt Perez
God I wish I could touch and kiss some breasts
Noah Myers
Me in the middle (:
Andrew Rogers
>arya chose the murder route
“Their sons do,” said Hoster, apologetically.
“Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone.” For an instant, the deep red clouds that crowned the western hills reminded him of Rhaegar’s children, all wrapped up in crimson cloaks.
“Is that why you killed all the Starks?”
“Not all,” said Jaime. “Lord Eddard’s daughters live. One has just been wed. The other …”Brienne, where are you? Have you found her? “… if the gods are good, she’ll forget she was a Stark. She’ll wed some burly blacksmith or fat-faced innkeep, fill his house with children, and never need to fear that some knight might come along to smash their heads against a wall.”
“The gods are good,” his hostage said, uncertainly.
You go on believing that. Jaime let Honor feel his spurs.
Angel Jones
Would Viserys be proud of what she did?
Dylan Kelly
He dun want the throne so he dresses like a hobo from the North
Cooper Bennett
>Petyr was a beta who only cared about his waifu
>Stark takes her away from him
>Sweetrobin is a beta who only cares about his waifu
>Petyr wants to take her away from him
LF has gone too far. He was wronged but he can't continue the cycle of suffering. I hope Petyr realizes how wrong he was and apologises before Robin makes him fly.
Jeremiah Richardson
I can relate
Joseph Carter
Shame.
Isaiah Murphy
Winterfell has no plate; being a penniless house they must make everything from leather they source themselves.
Oliver Bell
It's funny to me how Westerosi tech level is supposed to be like 15th century Europe, but the show portrays them with this shit. Literally what advantage are Westerosi armies supposed to have over the "savages" in Essos?
Christopher Rodriguez
yes
Ryan Gomez
I meant when she says "I love my lover, I love my brother"
Evan Peterson
Carson Adams
Eurio used to be my favourite 'out there' theory along with the Varys mermen conspiracy
Thomas Ross
this can't be real
Wyatt Watson
>*blocks your path*
Ryan Gutierrez
The maester conspiracy was my favorite
Alexander James
Yeah pretty sure they had cannons and hand cannon/arbalests at the time but the show treats a scorpion as a huge tech advancement
Ian Sanchez
It's called wind
Nicholas Fisher
Based Cat, also Radmure used to bully him constantly
Cooper Richardson
Christopher Thompson
>lena headly will never profess her undying love for your shared twisted kinks whilst between your legs at an inappropriate time
Why even live ...
Nathaniel Miller
Pennytree proved to be a much larger village than he had anticipated. The war had been here too. Through the gathering blue dusk Jaime glimpsed fresh thatch upon a score of roofs, and doors made of raw green wood. Between a duck pond and a blacksmith’s forge, he came upon the tree that gave the place its name, an oak ancient and tall. Its gnarled roots twisted in and out of the earth like a nest of slow brown serpents, and hundreds of old copper pennies had been nailed to its huge trunk.
Peck stared at the tree, then at the empty houses. “Where are the people?”
“Hiding,” Jaime told him.
Inside the homes all the fires had been put out, but some still smoked, and none of them were cold. The nanny goat that Hot Harry Merrell found rooting through a vegetable garden was the only living creature to be seen … but the village had a holdfast as strong as any in the riverlands, with thick stone walls twelve feet high, and Jaime knew that was where he’d find the villagers. They hid behind those walls when raiders came, that’s why there’s still a village here. And they are hiding there again, from me.
He rode Honor up to the holdfast gates. “You in the holdfast. We mean you no harm. We’re king’s men.”
Faces appeared on the wall above the gate. “They was king’s men burned our village,” one man called down. “Before that, some other king’s men took our sheep. They were for a different king, but that didn’t matter none to our sheep. King’s men killed Harsley and Ser Ormond, and raped Lacey till she died.”
“Not my men,” Jaime said. “Will you open your gates?”
“When you’re gone we will.”
Ser Kennos rode close to him. “We could break that gate down easy enough, or put it to the torch.”
“While they drop stones on us and feather us with arrows.” Jaime shook his head. “It would be a bloody business, and for what? These people have done us no harm. We’ll shelter in the houses, but I’ll have no stealing. We have our own provisions.”
Dylan Davis
Stop that
Cameron Mitchell
could you imagine putting a child in this?
then become craster
Levi Turner
>kit cheated on this
absolute turbo faggot, he deserve to to be in rehab and get broke covering his expanses
Joseph Gonzalez
>Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Ian Sanchez
That pic can't be real
Christian Richardson
Eurio is still possible
Luke Rivera
>I'm about to end this woman's whole career
Levi Bell
The one where there never was any magic in the world and all the recounts are manipulated?
Blake Evans
look how they massacred my boy!
Carter Smith
I loved the bolt-on theory it had just enough evidence to be plausible while still being super fucking dumb
Hudson White
not to mention it's thought that sweetrobin is littlefingers kid
Carter Bell
If that was the case everyone's hair would be blowing around.
He did?
Alexander Brown
Mommy Cersei best Cersei
Such a shame she let herself get fat on wine
Jordan Peterson
I didn't found my dick on the trash
Blake Garcia
ARRRGH HELP ME NED'S WIFE
Ian Harris
She would have been the only character done better in the show if Lady Stoneheart came into it.
Kayden Sanders
The half-Tully sisters also cucked LF to an early grave so your point is moot
Juan Young
It's time, post them
John James
I genuinely believe the Eurio theory.
Jacob Gray
>so many cerseifags in that thread
That's nice
Landon Williams
Yes
Austin Gomez
No the one where the maesters hated magic because it wasn't scientific so they killed all of the dragons and made everybody stupid so they would stop believing in it.
Gabriel Taylor
The show even teased Stoneheart a few times too, then never did anything with it.
Chase Sullivan
Jayden Clark
>had cannons and hand cannon/arbalests
Not exactly what I meant. I was specifically referring to the armour they wear.
In Europe, once crown funded standing armies became a thing, the concept of "only the rich can afford to go into battle with plate armour" became a thing of the past. They simply mass produced armour and stockpiled them in armouries for times of war so that they could equip literally every single soldier.
This isn't so different in the books, with the only real exception being the Night's Watch, where they have standard issue mail and helms but you're also allowed to bring your own equipment - some Brothers even had sets of full plate.
In the show, though, everyone in the North wears this weird leather apron that can't defend against ANYTHING. Spears and knives just go straight through them like they're made of tissue. They have enough metal to equip everyone with huge metal round shields and steel longswords so I don't know what the fuck the showrunners were thinking.
Jordan Jones
> be D&D
> Know you have only 2 "full" seasons after the books end
> Have to find a satisfying ending for 150 storylines because you didn't cut enough characters in past seasons.
> Decide the only way is to get ride of people brutally
> Stannis: he was evil all along, burn Shireen, lose battle, killed by Brienne, done
> Boltons: Son kills dad, Jon kills son, done.
> Greyjoys: Introduce Euron has Cersei's armor plot, other greyjoys are now glorified sea taxis. Theon is a good guy and dies for Bran, done.
> Tyrells; Kevan, the Faith: Jaime and Cersei are better than them, allahsnackbar them and crush their army offscreen. Done.
> Dorne: kill a few of them with plot armor and forget their army. A plan you said ? They had none. Doran really was a coward. Done.
> Slaver's bay: Kept in control by Dario himself and no army. Done.
> Passing the Wall: Just hijack a dragon. Done.
> The Citadel: Useless. Done.
> Gilly and the Tarly's: Useless, Done.
> Braavos and the Faceless men: Now Arya is a ninja and don't even use her face changing powers. Done.
> Iron Banks: 20000 dead in a minute. Done.
> The Vale: The what ?
> Littlefinger: ... wait we must work on something for him. He's a major character right ? Let's have him act like a fool in a stupid plot he has nothing to gain from and get fucked because Bran has powers.
> Bran: Fuck this, let's make him King !
Adrian Lewis
Radmure gave Littlefinger his nickname what a fucking bro
Isaac White
Jace Diaz
>raped Lacey till she died.”
gave me a boner :)
Camden Davis
>>Sweetrobin is a beta who only cares about his waifu
Robin barely cares about Sansa though
Daniel Watson
'ate steps
'ate rose
luv 'milia
luv coke
simple as
Hudson Campbell
Who is this ?
Elijah Harris
Either the parallels are intentional or GRRM is a shitty writer totally incapable of distinguishing somewhat similar characters
Kevin Lewis
Lord Baelish is alive and well and will probably fuck Cats daughter. Anything else is Dabid fanfiction.
Joseph Wilson
He destroyed everyone who wronged him, just got cucked by shit writing
Michael Morris
imagine that guy auditioning for the role of Night King, thinking he has a journey here, he has a long way ahead, he is the ultimate villian but an anime ninja assasin jumps 20 feet in the air and karate chop stabs him and he is head, I fucking hate this shit, this guy deserve more
Owen Howard
lmfao
Camden Gonzalez
Vlad.
Kayden Collins
What is the opinion on Book Cat and Show Cat? iirc in the books instead of just telling Jon to get out when he visits Bran she tells him she wishes it had been him, and the show has this:
youtube.com
Dominic Williams
To be fair that leather apron is called a coat of plates and is inbetween chainmail and platemail in protection but otherwise i do agree its odd that only the lannisters and to an extent the Vale and Tyrells seem to be able to access plate
Henry Allen
Too few cough variations have been made.
Caleb Bell
It's the Whent genes, not the Tully genes, that cause this. Radmure, Brynden and even Hoster are all fine.
Brandon Harris
It's understandable that she resents a walking daily reminder her husband cheated on her. Fuck this show
Henry Anderson
He does send the knight of the vale to helo sansa because in his words: "i should help her, she is my cousin." So he must care about her to some extent
Jack Jenkins
stop posting this edit already
here is the original
Evan Murphy
Go back to the rehab Kit.
Colton Young
Shes less of a bitch in the show but it also takes away her POV so she comes across as less intelligent as well.
Ayden Lopez
>"Petyr would play at kissing with both Catelyn and Lysa in the godswood of Riverrun, attempting to stick his tongue into their mouths - which Catelyn halted, but Lysa both allowed and enjoyed"
God,Cat was such a bitch
Jack Perez
Book Cat serves mainly as an instigator for the plot and important POV in the first book. By the time she became an actual character with Ned's death she mainly served as a Cassandra/counterpoint to Robb's arc
Julian Turner
Show is better in this respect. There's only so much resentment a sane person can have toward a child who did nothing wrong
Daniel Long
You mean Varyations?
Jackson Collins
Both were absolute cunts. D&D had to add that story to at least try to make Cat sympathetic.
>guy she knew for five minutes who was forced by her father to marry her slept with a woman during the war
Oh no what an asshole. She didn't have to be a bitch about it.
David Carter
But she still resented him, she outright says she couldn't keep her promise. The only real difference is she tried but couldn't bring herself to do it.
David Hernandez
Jacob Lee
I play Star Realms with one of the Davids on the regular. That rich kike doesn't even own all the expansions.
Bentley Allen
They're both borderline retarded, but showcat is at least somewhat sympathetic, while bookcat is just an insufferable cunt in addition to being stupid.
>Jon lowered his eyes. She was cradling one of Bran’s hands. He took the other, squeezed it. Fingers like the bones of birds. “Good-bye,” he said. He was at the door when she called out to him. “Jon,” she said. He should have kept going, but she had never called him by his name before. He turned to find her looking at his face, as if she were seeing it for the first time. “Yes?” he said. “It should have been you,” she told him.
Leo Martin
Logan Martinez
Dominic Taylor
M-Mommy.
Jesus fucking christ.
Wyatt Sullivan
I need a pic of Season 2/ Season 3 Brienne in the bronze armour
Parker Wright
Andrew Hall
>M-Mommy.
Grayson Nguyen
Let me tell you from experience that familial resentment can actually get that insane, but anyway she's still recovering from her complete, deep shock where she stayed by his bed 24/7 for so long. "It should've been you" is basically her way of saying "fuck off why are you even in this room when you're not really family"
Landon Morales
Doesn't she think Edmure is a retard as well for letting in civillians to the castle so they don't get slaughtered or something? I recall seeing that and that the show in general really shit on his character.
Jeremiah Harris
>tfw the mainstream viewers are starting to turn on season 5 through 7
GoT as a whole is really going to be remembered badly, huh?
Jaxon Parker
Were they even looking at the footage of the last season? How could this pass?
Luke Flores
I found this by googling brienne of tarth gold armour it isnt that hard user
Austin Myers
God dammit why did they kill the best girls?
Sebastian Campbell
>has targ blood too
Christian Wright
Why does Alfie look like such a beta?
Nolan Thompson
bros... why did Rhaecuck have to ruin it for Bobby B and Lyanna?
Isaac Clark
Edmure is actually a really swell dude who genuinely cares about his people hence why he did something that while not tactically sound would help his people. While his dad was sick and dying he ran the riverlands to great effect. He is not a "war time consigliere" as The Godfather put it so we see edmure as a failure because he cannot put his talents of peacetime administration to use in the books as westeros is englufed in war. Of course dabid took those well rounded and nuanced character traits and turned him into a flat out moron into the show because theyre retarded.
Benjamin Wright
cute kid turns into hunchback of London ..................... ANGLO genes have no mercy
Joshua Campbell
it's the female biology too
Joseph Hughes
gods what a pathetic way to die
Julian Sanchez
GRRM has said he loved the scene the show added where Cat showed her regret for how she treated him,that that "it should've have been you" from the books was out-of-character for her and that for the majority of the time she simply ignored his existence
Nathaniel Lee
wait where? i've only seen for S8. but i don't follow normies
Jonathan Thomas
shouldn't this general move to Yea Forums at this point?
Lucas Phillips
The dragon fears the wolf.
Liam Jackson
Shouldnt /alita/ be moved to Yea Forums?
Shouldnt /jazz/ be moved to /lgbt/?
David Jenkins
Jesus Christ Ned.
Evan Butler
>weak dragon genes cucked by THE SEED IS STRONG
even at a genetics level dragonspawn bow to the stag
Ayden Rivera
A better and more logical ending would have been the Targs winning in the end. Instead we got the crippled, autistic faggot being elected King because a prisoner said so. And his ginger faggot sister gets to be queen of the North for free. And Dorne and the Iron Islands don't secede. And the Dothraki are just...there. And nobody cares that Jon is a Targaryen anymore once he kills Dany.
Fuck this faggot ending.
Zachary Hernandez
shouldn't you move to reddit
Camden Turner
Ned, what happened
Jose Long
yes to all
specially those tranny enablers
Dylan Lee
>Shouldnt /jazz/ be moved to /lgbt/?
YOUVE GONE TOO FAR, SHITHEEL
Andrew Evans
I wanted to buy this once last year and despite it being released years ago it was still like $70 on steam wtf
Jayden Parker
wtf am i looking at
Jaxon Fisher
They finally found the leg stretcher
Ethan Peterson
Comfiest keep in the seven kingdoms
Matthew Reyes
The base game is on sale for $10 but it's got a ton of expansion packs and DLC
Christopher Ortiz
?
Kayden Gray
She must have been quite the woman to make Need Stark question his honor
Isaac Lopez
>horrible stench
>weird childrenmutt people
>don't forget the crocs
yeah
Ian Lopez
Is it shark week already?
Alexander Brooks
>take one slightly wrong step
>get dragged in the swamp and eaten by god knows what
Jordan Powell
Yeah but does it move?
Jason Gomez
I don't think most people appreciate just how invincible a well armored knight was against the common solider. Another misunderstanding that people have is that knights were only really kill able on the ground. Any blow strong enough to kill a knight would simple knock him over and then that energy gets wasted. Only way to do it reliably was to use all your body weight to puncture the armor or stab him in the visor.
Realistically, the Dothraki would have been fucking destroyed by any semi-professional Westerosi army. Imagine if the Valemen (actual heavy cavalry) had gone against Dany's Khallessar. It would have been completely one-sided
Chase Rogers
Lads, I'm starting to lean from Stannis towards Young Griff.
Henry Martinez
Is this the wolfblood I heard about?
Jacob Bennett
they turn arm skin into a floppy pseudopenis on FtM trannies
sometimes they pull a bone from elsewhere to make it permanently erect
Jonathan Robinson
>child Daenerys seduced honorable Ned
Jackson Johnson
Now that's how you do a chinese burn
Liam Wilson
Just have Griff marry Shireen
Luis Clark
gonna start a Celtigar playthrough of this geimu soon
Aiden White
'ate D&D
'ate human fooken shits
luv nk
luv vlad
simple as
Michael Collins
meant for
Luis Mitchell
A soon-to-be pile of ashes marrying another soon-to-be pile of ashes? Or maybe Griff dies in the rubble like Cersei in the show.
Lincoln Green
rolling for best boy
Anthony Cooper
Gimme NK
Jacob Cruz
Really? When? I don't remember.
Blake Parker
Robert - Miyamoto
Rhaegar - Kojiro
Bentley Garcia
Look at that perfect mix of practical and fantasy armor.
Lincoln Butler
Absolutely based.
Brody Turner
rollan
Ryder Evans
Jeremiah Cruz
03
Liam Williams
Scriptkiddies pls leave
Liam Bennett
Werent the mongoliand able to btfo armoured knights with horse archers? I know they didnt conquer europe and that knights were still a better counter against mongolian cavalry than the lightly armoured indians and persians but still not able to go head on against mongolian horse archers and had to rely more on surprise charges and the rougher terrain of europe?
Joseph Gray
gimme a lannister
Matthew Nguyen
k
Isaiah Stewart
what did he mean by this?
Parker Martin
T'was not you who kill him, but the Game of Thrones™
Cameron Bennett
wut
Xavier Martin
show me your cunt
Parker Gutierrez
All i want is a baratheon
Jeremiah Gonzalez
just nothing gay pham
Carter Robinson
That pervert tongue waggle he does is priceless i do it to my gf all the time and it makes her crack the fuck up
Elijah Sullivan
cringe
Brandon Allen
gib Tyrell smirkfu
Lincoln Moore
Why didn't Jon legitimize himself?
Gabriel Anderson
David Ortiz
Fuck yeah Gendry Baratheon i really hope he pulls a henry tudor and cleanses the iron throne of the wolf taint
Jace Murphy
I looked for you on the catalog.
Xavier Thompson
>gf
OUT.
Gabriel Howard
Wouldn't Jon be far more likely to legitimize himself as Jon STARK, given that's the only house and family he's ever known?
Jayden Harris
I hated the watering down of so many characters.
Nicholas Allen
Mongols completely blew the fuck out of Hungarian and Russian forces. Mongol mobillity made a mockery of their formation. They could've easily taken the whole of Europe if the Khans didn't kep dying/becoming settled rulers
Nathaniel Murphy
reddit : the post
Jeremiah Adams
This is like fucking Krokodil side effects what the flying fuck
Luis Flores
I bet you think Charlemagne was a real person too.
Adam Bailey
Stannis has made common cause with a power greater and darker. “Let us speak of these matters later.” Catelyn trotted over the drawbridge, putting the grisly row of dead Lannisters behind her. Her brother kept pace. As they rode out into the bustle of Riverrun’s upper bailey, a naked toddler ran in front of the horses. Catelyn jerked her reins hard to avoid him, glancing about in dismay. Hundreds of smallfolk had been admitted to the castle, and allowed to erect crude shelters against the walls. Their children were everywhere underfoot, and the yard teemed with their cows, sheep, and chickens. “Who are all these dirty peasants?”
“My people,” Edmure answered. “They were afraid.”
Only my sweet brother would crowd all these useless mouths into a castle that might soon be under siege. Catelyn knew that Edmure had a soft heart; sometimes she thought his head was even softer. She loved him for it, yet still . . .
Wyatt Edwards
I was hoping for an actual history based discussion but i guess thats too much o hope for
Angel Hill
I totally forgot that Oberyn was drunk when he fought Gregor. Would Oberyn have survived if he hadn’t been fucked up, or would his desire to gloat have got him killed regardless
Asher Cooper
>t. Michael of Chernigov
Carter Howard
Edmure is a retard and a man-thot but he has a good heart. I hope he survives
Aaron Smith
He probably would have lost sooner. A little but of alcohol dulls the central nervous system just enough that youre still sharp but also act more on instinct and dont second guess yourself.
Camden King
No way fag
Landon Reed
>no one getting what they want
really subverting expectations
Angel Hill
>Sneed Stark
Jaxon Murphy
Beric
Wyatt Johnson
Frogfu GET
Samuel Lewis
I faked Emilia Clarke lads. Wanna see?
Nathaniel Collins
t. hound
Brody Phillips
Adam Adams
No its a select group of maesters who are trying to get rid of every and all magic from Westores. They started the rebellion and the dance of dragons
Jeremiah Smith
There is no way GRRM is going to let either Danerys or fAegon win in the books, right? The Targs signify everything he hates - blessed with freak natural advantage in dragon control, heavily agree that might makes right, belief that they are destined to rule and that they are naturally better people etc.
Charles Mitchell
gib
Connor Roberts
I rolled for a baratheon and got Gendry
Dylan Moore
khalasars were also only used to going against literal unarmed and unarmored sheepherders AND OCCASIONALLY other khalasars.
They were destroyed by dickless spearmen in formations...D&D's fanfic is just lmao tier.
Aiden Morales
>muh sexiest thing
Justin Moore
Letting the peasants into the castle was standard procedure for medieval lords. Why doesn't GRRM bother researching shit?
Angel Ramirez
Isn't is funny how Euron and Daario were never seen together in a scene? Really makes you think...
William Collins
youtube.com
Based Hound dabbing on """greatest""" sword that ever lived
Jeremiah Lopez
Sansa got to rule an independent North. Bran got to rule the rest of Westeros. Arya got to go west of Westeros (and die maybe? That doesn't seem like a good idea). The ending is perfectly and illogically happy so long as one doesn't like Targaryens or the Lannister twins.
Carter Mitchell
It's like Hitler winning WW2,
it won't happen but I wish it did
Charles Robinson
Hound vs. Beric is the best fight in the show change my mind.
Eli Cox
How do we feel about Randyll Tarly?
Wyatt Roberts
viserys is a prettier girl than dany
Ayden Cook
The ending of Dany burning down King's Landing and Jon killing her has already been shown. fAegon is a fugazi patsy who will kill Cersei and take King's Landing. Dany will go to Westeros, see that a beloved pretender is on the throne and burn King's Landing to the ground. Jon will kill her and fuck off beyond the Wall forever. Throw in some White Walkers along the way.
The ending is pretty depressing for the Targaryens, GRRM's "favorite" house.
Robert Cook
Based. Should've killed Sam
Kevin King
basado et rojopillado
Jose Howard
OH
NO
Ian Rodriguez
Absolutely, irrevocably and undeniably based as fuck, did nothing wrong and will be remembered as a martyr who died defying the dragon queen
Jordan Taylor
MERYN FUCKING TRANT
Carson Lopez
he was too nice to sam
Jayden Garcia
One of the only characters who respected the feudal contract as a two way system. A Lord has a responsibility to protect his people from invaders as well, there are rights and obligations. A hero.
Jaxson Butler
>Implying a cuck like you would be allowed live in the glorious reich
Christian Gonzalez
Here’s your queen.
Ryder Brown
Why does the Vale have such a powerful cavarly? They live in mountainous regions that horses couldn't easily transverse. Same reason why the Greyjoys don't have a cavalry.
Carson Morales
THICCER
Owen Lee
Mountain horses are the master race of horses
Nathaniel Bailey
do people actually jack off to shoops like that?
Ethan Rogers
The Vale was the first place the Andals landed. In GoT universe the Andals came up with chivalry which makes the Vale the center of knighthood essentially. Plus theres always mountain clans to fuck up for practice down at the bottom of the mountains.
Leo Stewart
>GREATEST SWORDSMAN IN THE WORLD KILLED BY MERYN FUCKING TRANT?
>You're friends dead, and Meryn Trant's not. Because Trant had armor, and a big fucking sword.
Based Hound proving Str > Dex.
Sorry but I only have a king, only cucks follow a women.
Matthew Lewis
The Vale is surrounded by mountains but there’s plenty of flatland on the interior. The mountain clans are only successful because they stay around the edges, where the knights are less effective.
Half of it is tradition, too - the first Vale king was a knight, so now even modern Valemen have an autistic complex about the value of knighthood.
Cameron Jones
Jon isn't going south.
Brandon Reed
They live in the Vale, not the actual mountains.
Grayson Jenkins
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David Powell
Them and the Reach, but with a focus on different kinds of knights. The Reach are obsessed with tourney knights while the Vale is obsessed with actual knights who do useful things instead of fucking around with jousts
Gavin Baker
>calling other people cucks for their choice of leader when you post the boytoy thrall of a Red Priestess
Oh, the irony
Nathaniel Price
The Reach is essentially the bootleg pussified version of the Vale.
Parker King
why set dany up with such a useless army then? was illyrio literally just cucking viserys out of his natural born right to his sisters virginity? maybe it would have calmed him down.
Ethan White
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Caleb Kelly
>Sansa burdened with a power, lonely, with everyone she ever loved either dead or far away
>Bran lost his frogfu, his identity, and his mind
>Arya learned the value of forgiveness and is now going to die of dehydration or scurvy on the open sea
The ending sucked for everyone. Fuck Targshits though
Ryder King
Stannis is lead around by a fucking woman. He is only able to get part of Renly's forces because of Shadow Baby deus ex machina. He is going to die somewhere down the line and Bran will be King.
Enjoy.
Blake Murphy
>MATTE! MATTETE!
Nathaniel Stewart
>only cucks follow a women
Like Stannis did? Lmao
Adrian Nguyen
Based and Arrynpilled. Lyn Corbray could kill Loras seventy times without breaking a sweat
Liam Miller
Whelp I don't have any smartass green texts for the other ones I have so I'll just dump them here
Owen Morgan
reminder that Catelyn wrote Season 8
>Bran is King of Westeros
>Sansa is Queen in the North
>Arya gets to do whatever she wants
>Jon has fucked off beyond the wall
Owen Young
So is he going to kill Daenerys in the North then? Is she going to burn down King's Landing and seek his approval like a puppy in the books, too?
Lincoln Thompson
>Because Trant had armor, and a big fucking sword.
kino
>Arya floors Brienne with a fucking poking stick
DABID
Jackson Hall
Seething roastie lovers mad about the one true KING.
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Cooper Reed
>Who was your first? Mine was some Taruri wakamono
Anthony Reyes
>samefagging renlyqueer STILL seething despite getting btfo over the course of multiple days
Dont you have HAM memes from 2012 to spam autistically or something
Alexander Hill
Sebastian Sullivan
STUPID BOY
Adrian Campbell
Stannis fans are autistic as he is. Go play with model trains and leave the governing of the realm to the adults.
Kevin Martinez
the wildlings are dressed like the Ainus from Hokkaido here
Mason Roberts
it still hurts how shit season 8 was....
Asher Ross
Adam Perez
>implying seasons 5-7 were any better
Easton Roberts
>be qt vale squire
>this guy stares at your ass and draws his sword
>whispers "Lady Forlorn thirsts" in your ear
What do lads?
Jordan Powell
cute grill pls
Jonathan Carter
Based and redpilled fellow patrician
Thomas Wood
>implying
I know no king but the king in the north who's name is Stark. Keep your Baratheon losers. Your choice is between a homo who doesnt know how to rule and an autist who lets his priestess rule for him. Lol.
Jeremiah Thompson
this one's not that clear on it being the Red Wedding IMHO
Jaxson Wright
>L-LORD PROTECTOR HELP MEEEE AAAAA
Easton Sullivan
>Age: 8
>Fertility: 20.0%
>gave her a good tumble
So much wrong with this.
Based Chadmure.
Luke Smith
tfw no pet dragon
Samuel Sanchez
Stannis!!!!
Colton Martinez
And these are all those I could find desu
Alexander Moore
extremely retarded post considering he ran the seven kingdoms with jon arryn
Nathan Martin
i like roose in this
i want to see a picture of robb as yoshitsune and greatjon as benkei
Carter Miller
I didn't samefag anything and I don't give two fucks about Renly. His attempt to take the throne over Stannis was retarded. That doesn't change the fact that Stannis is a deus ex machina wielding pretender with an ugly wife and a foreign whore who tells him what to do.
Bran is going to be King. Stannis is not going to want Bran to be King. He is not going to live in a Westeros where Bran is king. He is going to die before this happens, either from the Boltons, the Others, dragons or something else.
Leo Hernandez
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Nathan Watson
Just doing my duty fellow stannisbro
Robert Allen
>inu inu inu
just draw a dog for fuck’s sake
Bentley Jones
>implying renly is even a choice
we see you renlyqueer
Cameron Martin
wrong, renly is based
Matthew Myers
they used to try back in like season 2, there were actual knights and armour did things, and then much like everything else it went down the shitter
Ryan Barnes
>H-HAYAI
Liam Walker
Pilou!
Gavin Williams
okay dabid we get it now fuck off and eat your crayons
Dominic Scott
he looks like my retarded cousin. what’s the appeal here
Brandon Hughes
He isnt a Brad Pitt or Clooney but he def aint ugly and put on a charasmatic performance as Euron
Gabriel White
>roastie getting triggered a fucking manlet is more liked then her
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Samuel White
You're just jelly user.
Leo Lee
>he never survived to go live a peaceful life in the woods
It hurts bros
Noah Cox
My parents are watching the final season at the moment and they say Dany had to kill everyone in King's landing because they don't respect her. I asked why again and they keep saying 'because the anger would keep going otherwise'. Am I the retard for not understanding Dany's character?
Robert Myers
Why did they do it to him bros...
Jack Adams
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Jaxon Wood
Rolll..
Alexander Parker
>kidnapping the trueborn son of a Lord Paramount who has a famous song written about his ruthlessness on his foes
She never was a bright woman
Jayden Stewart
Do you honestly believe that "Stannis becomes King" is in the realm of possibility? You sound like an R+L=J denier, who rejects the facts despite all of the evidence. I would prefer Stannis over Bran infinitely, but it isn't going to happen. Stannis is going to die and Bran will be King. That's GRRM's ending. Stannis isn't going to give up his claim because Bran was elected through popularity.
Benjamin Jones
Roll me up
Ryan Phillips
this
Josiah Price
My guess with show Cat is that they may have planned to cut Stoneheart from the start, so they had to water down her hatred of Jon because her arc ended with the Red Wedding.
In the books her story isn't over so there's still a chance to redeem herself somewhat
Levi James
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
Luis Parker
Bobby B or bust
Austin Nelson
NEW
Owen Russell
Roll
Michael Hill
I dont think stannis will win but he def wont be character assassinated like in the show and he will get a suitably tragic death and he's definitely the best king of all fuck bran fuck joffrey fuck balon greyjoy and most of all FUCK RENLY
Jordan Kelly
Japanese Dany a cute
Luke Martinez
Wait
I missed number 5 lol
Henry James
Never really thought she was bright to begin with but the show makes her seem dumber imho
Luis Wright
rolling for the cutest Dane
Bentley Howard
Jesus fucking christ
Hudson Anderson
don't be homophobic
Gabriel Hill
Fucking autocorrect kek