Dream guests?

His wifes daughter :^)

Contrapoints. But 30 minutes in he's trapped as Jared Taylor, Jorden P, and alt-hype all walk out with an entire book of sources rendering him retarded, proceed to debate and then contra commits suicide. That's literally my greatest fantasy.

Mel Gibson
Jeff Goldblum
Keanu Reeves
Flea
Hideo Kojima + Mads
Zizek
Chris Pratt just for the nerd talk about hunting
Gordon Ramsay
Reviewbrah
Steve1989MRE
Howard Stern
Tom Cruise
Ethan Hawke

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Get better fantasies faggot.

Christopher Nolan
Tarantino
Clint Eastwood

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t. CTH tourist

This guy.

David Duke

/ourguy/ giorgio was already on one of the early episodes. Really wish him back though.

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Farmer 2

This user.

Sneed

David Willey (Bovington curator)

ALEX JONES WITH EDDIE BRAVO PART 3 GREATEST KINO OF ALL TIME

A gorilla

Someone who kills him

Norm
Gilbert
The user that said me.

this. it would be awesome him talking to joe about lizard people

Only true choice

Alex Jones

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David Icke and Alex Jones at the same time

limmy

Andrew Anglin

marilyn manson

Andy Serkis, just imagine the memes

that fat sniffing commie

alright?

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Stone Cold Steve Austin

ALEX JONES + WILLIAN BINNEY at the SAME TIME

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Me when I'm an up-and-coming indie director with my whole career ahead of me.
I-its happening, just you wait

>David Icke
Please no, electric universe about as horrifying to watch as flat earth

Kojima would need a translator

Explain. Don't go all "here's this link debunking it." I want your own words.

This motherfucker right here

>Claims
>Einstein's postulates are wrong.[8]
>General relativity (GR) is wrong.[9]
>The Universe is not expanding.[10]
Being able to prove this would net you nobels and then some, but clearly space AND time warps, as has been actually observed

Oh, you're one of those pop sci dudes.

just fucking imagine it

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>implying GPS satellites don't take into account general relativity and time dilation

Rogan would be immediately be banned from youtube.

Didn't he already have Steve O?

Sam Hyde
Ted Kaczynski
Bob Lazar
Chris Chan

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bro he's dead, went crazy walked in front of a train

im actually not joking

derrick lewis is gonna be amazing

nick mullen

rick singer the guy involved in the college admission scandal

Based.

He's still alive, hiding in Lithuania.

>This week on monkey news... chimp rips midget to shreds
>Holy shit, Jamie, pull that up

Varg Vikernes
San Hyde

His english is actually pretty good, he's just being a shy cunt about it.

Mel has been on, but it was for a specific topic which wasn't super interesting.

I'll second the Keanu and Ramsay.

yeah

Zizek
Psychicpebbles (Inb4 eceleb)
Robin Williams (if possible)
Clint Eastwood

Chappelle or Louis CK

Abaddon the Despoiler

"I love your videos they are so imaginative and well done... did you ever tried DMT?"

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>Psychicpebbles
People with low disgust tolerance must be purged.

Is this how easy it is to be a 5/10 girl in 2019? Just cake on makeup and ask daddy to buy you a few outfits and make snapchat videos or whatever the fuck this is for money? Male privilege, lol.

I too have a fantasy where Jordan Peterson provides legitimate sources for all the non-psychology stuff he's talking about and maybe even reads them.

Oh, sup tranny.

Stephen king
Scorsese
Tarantino
Ricky Barwick
Ramsey
Zizek
Daniel Southworth
Sarah Something I forgot, the woman that did these comics

Lucien greaves
based satan man

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yes.
Enjoy the pics while it's free. it's not like you can do better irl.

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Excuse me?

Rodrigo Duterte

I.d love for nothing more.

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>3 hours of Zizek's ramblings literally spit into Joe's shotgun mics
Imagine the ear rape.

The new season started in case you didn't know.
Also, where the fuck is the show from Tom Delonge?

big pete

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That art makes anyone with high iq disgusted. I bet you loved ren and stimpy too.

Chris Langan

Epic ownage with facts and logic

>you sZee *waves* I am a friend of DMT *sniff* but it isZ kind of degenerate

You'll never be a real girl. :) 1350

>Still hasn't had PewDiePie
Seriously though, I'm sort of indifferent to the Pewds, but why the fuck does Rogan refuse to have the biggest guy in the site?
I get that the guy has had controversies in the past, but that would actually create some interesting discussions.
Rogan has really sold out ever since having the Twitter guy, every host he has now is super safe as to not upset his masters, its actually pretty pathetic.

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>tfw to intelligent for the silly cartoonys

Yeah, fuck off subhuman.

So high iqs should be purged?

No, only non-whites or east asians.

Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman

Nope faggot

Honestly, if you had ever studied the scientific method you would know that those two numbers aren't based in genetics.

As for JP you don't even need to read his 12 rules to understand that he doesn't know what he's talking about outside his field, just watch the zizek debate where he admits he hasn't read anything that he's trying to refute.

So all high iqs

Oh, a non race realist in 2019. Opinion discarded.

Sof, Rageaholic, or Styx
Just so that Youtube flags his channel

Pierre Woodman

literally this

Wrong David

A gorilla that can do sign language along with an interpreter.

>Do you think you could fuck up a Grizzly bear?

adam friedland

Don't take my word for it, check out an interview with an actual scientist who's been under fire from the mainstream for actually researching this topic.

player.fm/series/the-psychology-podcast-with-dr-scott-barry-kaufman/ep-137-nature-nurture-and-human-autonomy

You don't have to agree with pol memes instead of research on every topic you know.

imagine the disdain rogan would have for them and the time spent watching shitty films

how the fuck do people find this mongoloid funny and entertaining at all

>where the fuck is the show from Tom Delonge?
he can't talk about that.

Someone smart

David Duke

this guy is really boring irl

just really awkward and has terrible taste or at least pretends to have terrible taste. He thought black panther was terrific

john podesta.

I just found it on vimeo.. no torrent

Donald Hoffman

David Paulides

Zak Begans

Ill trust the 100 year history of IQ tests, the person who discovered the double helix structure of DNA, allele tests on the human genome and 100% of evolutionary biologists and geneticists over your podcast. You can now fuck back off to chapo trap house.

Richard Spencer

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I want this so bad now

Jared Taylor
youtube.com/watch?v=NhqfiVAlo2E

>the flynn affect and more variation within than between
It's all so tiresome blowing you retards the fuck out

i'll be honest, i'm pretty over ancient aliens and ufo shit in general. but i wouldn't mind watching delong's show just to see.

Conor McGregor
Bill Gates
Barack Obama
Joe Rogan

well just type "vimeo Unidentified - Inside Americas UFO Investigation" and you should be good to go

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>ever studied the scientific method
t. a freshman in college who had a couple of classes on it

pointless and attention seeking phony faggotry.
moderately interesting.
pointless
pointless

>All these people recommending Zizek
Joe is just too dumb to have that conversation.

>I have no idea a what an iq test is, also my beliefs are more important than facts.

Please explain

Peter Griffin

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>bill gates
>interesting
Get back to cuckebook.com/ifuckinglovescience disgusting cuck.

A couple of classes would be enough to teach people how to fact check and interpret research. I hope everyone gets to study at least for a bit in any scientific field someday.

joe rogan

Mike Loades would be awesome. Jeremy Wade would have some cool stories.

Who's an interesting guest to you? Jake Paul? You fucking braindead jabroni.

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Vince Vaughn
Andrew Yang
Dave Chappelle
Dennis Rodman
Thomas Pynchon
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Harvey Weinstein

Sam Hyde

>think about it joe, it just doesn't add up

Jared Taylor, AKA Supreme Huwhite. I wonder how Joe Rogan would hold against his beliefs.

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Kanye Wil be pretty dope.

JT vs RA the Rugged Man was awesome

Hell yeah.

Also I'd want R.A on the Joe Rogan podcast

This faggot is married to a coal burning white bitch who has a mixed daughter. He is a literal fucking cuckold.

The 3 Always Sunny dudes

William F. Buckley

scorsese would probably be interesting but tarantino is probably too autistic to talk about literally anything except cinema which rogan wouldnt begin to be able to keep up with

John Carmack or John Romero

E. Michael Jones

Lil B the Basedgod
Shadman
Moot

i'd love to see shadman explain his work to joe

Have sex

source?

James Gandulfiny

A 3 hours serious talk with Keanu could be cool for once.

bonbi.

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Peachyfizz

What the fuck would they have to talk about? Fortnight? Fuck off.

vaush

Mark Rippetoe so he can argue with him over "functional" strength and useless conditioning exercises.

Anyone that isn't a rapper, "social commentator", or an MMA dude.

The problem with most of the people want on the show is, they're really fucking boring. Keanu is really fucking boring in person, for instance.

I'd be happy with more scientists. Like Horner, the paleontologist. Or just anyone who can deep dive into something interesting that I don't know about.

Head like a fookin orange

Oh, fuck off. It would be an hour and a half of "I invented everything, hoo hoo, look at my ugly wife and her kittens, hoo hoo."

Plus, Stern would never do it, Rogan was an O&A guy, and Stern holds childish grudges like that. He really is a fucking pussy.

Besides brendan schaub every show i dream of trump going on

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Jack Black
Keanu Reeves
Mads Mikelson

Death

Fuck you for making me want things that are impossible

He never did drugs though, so i don't know what they'd even talk about

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be the change you want to see user

>Sam Hyde
Yup

Fuck yes

OJ

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> YWN get to see 'Bear Hour', Rogan's live call-in show where he actively debates the caller over hypothetical predator battles.

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>never did drugs
>consumed caffeine to the point that it became a psychoactive
pick one

keanu reeves
ethan hawke
david lynch
adam curtis
mike judge
bill murray
james duval
billy corgan if he finally tells his shapeshifter story

oh, also nicolas cage and terry zwigoff

this

arright

>people will pay for this content
clown world

>Dream guests?
me. i take the preceding month and a half and dedicate myself to learning all of the health detriments to marijuana consumption. i am able to quote peer-reviewed studies off the top of my head and regularly turn and say, "hey, jamie. why don't you pull that up?"
it's a two hour podcast and i spend the first hour and half btfo'ing joe on marijuana. the last 30 minutes i spend just shitting on his standup and telling him he's wasted literally years "perfecting his craft"

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This but 'and' instead of 'or'

Hayden Christenson
Jake Lloyd
Mark Hamill
Viggo Mortenson
Mark Hoppus

Louis CK

I got burnt out on the show when he put a bunch of comedians/actors/mma guys on in a row. Has there been a good scientist episode over the last few months?

>people give money to retards who play video games on twich,
>people give money to whores and ask them to literally shit in their mouth
>people give money to watch capeshit movies
etc...

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this guy, but unironically or idris elba

me

new album fucking when?

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I thought they didnt like each other

Prince Yeshua. BBC.

how fucking autistic are you?

Toe Rogan

Kanye West
Varg
Sam Hyde
Donald Trump
Ted Kaczynski
Me
Shkreli

think i've ran out of ones i'm interested in, i've listened to all of the ones with:
alex jones
billy corgan
louis theroux
jon ronson
bill burr
macaulay culkin
i guess i'll just wait for any of those to reappear

El. Em. Ayy. Oh.

Sam hyde

Potentially this year according to interviews.

So long as they don't talk about weed, I think varg and joe could really bro it up over a few things before he sends him back to france with 20 lbs of elk meat laced with DMT.

mike peinovich

one of these two guys or maybe even both

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Fucking hell lol

Unironically this since he got kicked off Twitter

Obama

Noam Chomsky
Slavoj Zizek
Todd Howard

Angry video game nerd

Richard Spencer or Mike Enoch
It would be nice to see someone remotely interesting as there's been nothing worthwhile for the past month.

Natalie Mars

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Somebody, forward him this list:
Paul Thomas Anderson
Quentin Tarantino
Brad Jones
Doug Walker
Tyler the Creator
James Rolfe
Sam Hyde
Tarl Warwick
Jesse Lee Peterson
Soph

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.

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Marky ramone

Cosby

That has-been party rock fag? He wouldnt be that good but he might have some interesting stories about the life of hollywood producers sinxe his dad was a very famous one.

based

Matt Stone & Trey Parker
Alex Jones/Eddie Bravo 3
Elon Musk
Pewdiepie
Keanu Reeves
Sv3rige

Tobacco and caffeine don't really count. I'd like to read more about his caffeine use though. I can't imagine Frank would be a fan of Joe, though.

this

Big lenny

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S A M H Y D E
A
M

H
Y
D
E
or charls tbqh

i'm shocked he hasn't had that little jew h3h3 on yet

Literally nothing good for the past 4 weeks

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link?

>Mia Khalifa
>The Ghost of David Foster Wallace

Joe's good to follow for that 1 rare interview every so often. Guaranteed a neat 2hrs.

Putin

an actual Gorilla to rip his arms off and shove them up Jamie's ass

Why? Neither are good at conversation. They can only rant and ramble. When Sam did Fantano's podcast it was just an hour of edgy jokes that didn't produce any interesting talking points.

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he needs to bring his stache back

All those shit comedians jesus christ.
>tommy chong
Lmao.

Hunter S. Thompson
Rod Serling
John Swartzwelder

I stopped listening months ago. Is this still any good? What about now that it's no longer live?

Dick Cheney
Hillary Clinton
Bill Gates

OJ Simpson
Diddy
Buzz Aldrin
Julian Assange
Melania Trump

>When Sam did Fantano's podcast it was just an hour of edgy jokes that didn't produce any interesting talking points.
sounds good to me

The Clockwork Elves desu.

I'd like to see him have Paul Stammits back on, the mushroom guy or similar guests instead of niggers, literal-who commedians, and women are usually a pass.

>So you have no education, no job, no girlfriend, and you live with your parents?
>That can't be right

Varg Vikernes
>Joe: Wow, so you stabbed your friend 23 times in self defense?
>Varg: Pretty much. I h-
>Joe: That's crazy. Have you ever tried DMT?

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Vince McMahon

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I liked the Ed Calderon ep a lot

>GPS satellites don't take into account general relativity and time dilation

prove that they do.

>Being able to prove this would net you nobels and then some,

obama got a nobel prize. nobels are just political browny points. the guy who figured out dna sold his nobel when he stopped being useful to political science for having the audacity to suggest genetics is related to intellience

>but clearly space AND time warps, as has been actually observed

show space and time warping. as if time is a physical thing,

I'd love to see another Dan Carlin episode but where Dan actually goes mad and starts dropping red pills and crazy theories

Jordan Peterson isn't alt-right he's a boomer neocon civic nationalist but still a pretty kino idea.

I just want contrapoints destroyed by any means.

Spbp

women worshipers are the lowest human beings on the planet

Lol there’s no meaningful time dilation on earth compared to outer space. To put it in perspective, If the earth was the size of the sun it would be slowed about 1 minute per year. Have sex.

Natalie can actually argue, though
Alt-retards just pretend what she says doesn't make sense because the valid arguments she makes scare them and make them uncomfortable

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Imagine him against somebody like jared taylor in a live debate. Do you really see him not getting completely dismantled? Also fuck off back to chapo town tranny.

A suicide bomber so I never have to hear about this retard again

Varg would be great but Joe can’t have any sharp objects in the studio or anything that can start a fire

You know pewd hasn't really been a videogame content creator in years, right? He streams stuff he wants to play on occasion, but that's it.
Last time I saw him play a videogame he got drunk and streamed Conan Exiles, said his character was hitler, and was calling all the monsters some sort of jew, for example
>ahhh it's the spider jews!

I just googled this and I was wrong. Sorry for calling you an incel

>she

That is correct

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you dummies know contra was already destroyed by The Distributist once and he does follow ups on her other videos every now and then.

she's so gross, I would hate for her to jerk me off

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sylvester Stallone
Mel Gibson
Tom Welling, Michael Rosenbaum and Kristin Kreuk together
Pewdiepie
James Woods
Vince McMahon
Elon Musk
Quentin Tarantino
Sam Hyde
Alex Jones again
Mark Hamill and Haydon Christenson together
Keanu Reeves
Nicolas Cage
Vince Vaughn
Dave Chappelle
Donald Trump
Gabe Newell

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>I would hate for her to jerk me off
Yeah me too, would be such a waste when she could be using her mouth

The Clown Prince of the Alt-Right
Gordon Ramsay actually

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Asmongold

>mel gibson only comes on to shill stem cells

us normies can't afford that shit REEEEEEEE

post pics of her body, does she have broad shoulders, I've never actually watched her videos

user I

Gordon Ramsay would be new levels of kino

Richard Spencer unironically, it would be a complete shitshow.

>race realist
>thinks hispanic is a race

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that would be a pretty bad episode. nick needs the space he has on cum town to suddenly be histrionic about his depression and mania or to needlessly snap at his co hosts for minor issues

Didn't a bunch of autistes spergstalk her until she ran away?

Kanye will be the day Rogan breaks a billion views.

If you're not joking I really want this

>she

B.F.Skinner
Edward Bernays
Joseph Goebbels

>Zizek

Stop this meme. He's widely mocked as a hack by any philosopher worth a shit.

How has no one suggested this yet
Jesus Christ

Suggested what?

Muhammad

>Howard Stern
Boomer retard
>Reviewbrah
‘Based’ literal autist
>Flea
Brain damaged idiot
>Zizek
Meme ‘philosopher’
>Gordon Ramsey
Meme ‘chef’
>Jeff Goldblum
Spastic Jew
Rest are alright

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He smoked weed once or twice and didn't like it. Most of his diet was coffee, cold hormel chili out of the can and cigarettes so he died of cancer.

>You know Adolf, I never thought about it like that

Give me a quick rundown on this guy.

louis ck

>those two numbers aren't based in genetics
Oh so it’s black culture that’s responsible for their heinous crime rates, violent crime rates, single motherhood rates, mortgage default rates, STD rates, welfare rates, and pretty much every other trackable metric of social dysfunction conceivable?
Cool theory. Shitty post

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Imagine /g/ + /pol/ with 300 IQ and schizophrenia.

He shot up a synagogue and got away with it?

made an account to post in this thread to let you know i laughed

capt fungal

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The Tulsi ep was bad?

He should get Witherspoon without his cringe son next time

Meet for

Trump
James Woods
An actual talk with Mel Gibson and not a glorified stem cells commercial
An actual talk with Jack Dorsey that doesn't pussyfoot around the issue of censorship

You haven't thought very hard about this

Glad u liked it friend :)

The Distributist is the most underrated channel on youtube tbqh

m00t

Kim Jong Un
Melania Trump just for lols.
More to the point random people off the streets would be KINO

Any imam from the middle east or britain.

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Its actually disturbing. Use.your fingers to cover its.hair.and all I see is male

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Zizek is spit incarnate. Just living spit

Darksydephil

Kanye
Chappelle
Louis CK
Norm MacDonald
Larry David
Tom Savini
Chris Pratt

ed calderon was based

such as?

>any philosopher worth a shit
Literally who. Also this is JRE, not some academic symposium.

And you’re intellectualizing the issue only to avoid it. There’s not any grand mystery, anthropologically speaking. It’s readily inferable

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Every philosophy professor at every educational institution. Even grad students look down on him.

He just rants and gives his musings on pop culture crap.

Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo 3
Sam Hyde
Mel Gibson not on about stem cells
Trump
Conor McGregor
Pewdiepie

John Frusciante
would like to hear more about his drug experiences and the spiritual awakenings he had vicariously from them

This

They would reach an impass

he danced with death.

Doug walker
Paul latza
Moviebob
Jack scalfini
And gilbert gottfried

Prefferably all at the same time

why is he such a sociopath sometimes?
youtube.com/watch?v=oBq0kuoNBKA

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Stone Cold Steve Austin

moot
Tom Cruise
David Miscavige
Johnny Knoxville
H.K. Edgerton
Donald Trump

Congratulations on being a brainlet millennial

Donald Trump
Sam Hyde
Joe Biden
Norm MacDonald
The Rock
Tommy Robinson
Gordon Ramsay

What went wrong with the Crowder episode?