Wait, they got Levi’s denim in SW now?

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IWhat is this?

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When are we getting Lovecraft type monsters in Star Wars?

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Look where her feet and legs are. She's secure.

dude tentacles lmao doesn't make something lovecraftian

thats a big vagina

an actual character from nu-wars

Jews- all the benefits of being white, still claim minority status

I bet she's a strong independant black woman that dont need no man!

Btw, Is Rose Tico in the movie?

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Who actually is going to go see this at this point? I stop in these threads because I'm in total disbelief that these movies haven't all just been cancelled. I see these pictures of a movie that is clearly real, but they're like looking at something from another dimension or something that was created by a space alien. I'm not sure who they're even supposed to be for. I mean look at that fucking chick with a laser bow I guess? Those horse things with their long faces that look really similar to the other alien faces that are already way overused in the new films.

It's all just so baffling. If I was going to get conspiratorial, I would swear these films are being mostly generated by an A.I. or machine learning algorithm being fed data sets from various test audiences and then touched up by writers who are constrained from altering too much of the writing since it "statistically" should be good. It all follows the same weirdly enormous fuckups that by all accounts "should have worked!" followed by calculated and unusual correction you see with those sort of things.

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Absolutely disgusting. Embarrassing. Cringeworthy edgelord bullshit.
I really despise all Star Wars content outside of IV, V and VI.

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I LOVE NIGGERS!!!!

4 U

And they love your mom's pus

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AWESOME joke! Just one more reason to LOVE LOVE LOVE NIGGERS!!!

It's weird how no one will admit to being interested in this online but crowds of fat nerd retards will still pour money on this embarrassment of a franchise

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There was one in Solo.

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>he thinks any movie except IV is worth anything

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>Absolutely disgusting. Embarrassing. Cringeworthy edgelord bullshit.
How so?

Women being abused

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Is this suppose to be entertaining (to anyone over the age of 8)? It's just mindless jumping and slashing, no better than what you'd find in some crappy shonen anime. It also completely misses the point of lightsaber duels from the OT.

The first rule of modern CGI is it should be very obviously fake

Lightsaber duels in OT were shit too if seen out of context.

only the most retarded niggers ever thought he was going to be a jedi.

>future tech galaxy
>today's modern firearms are known as "slug throwers" and are mocked for their inefficiency compared to blasters
>lol lets use bows it'll be whacky!! xD

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What are you talking about? People complained about the clothes and designs in VII too. Only neckbeard OTfags liked that shit because of MUH OT.

>It also completely misses the point of lightsaber duels from the OT.
Lack of budget and technology to achieve Lucas' vision? Poor moves that any trained swordsman would raise an eyebrow at?

It's weird how people like you keep pushing this narrative when tlj had the biggest drop off in history and solo was one of the biggest flops ever. they baited people with luke for 2 movies, they don't have any more tricks up their sleeve.

Considering "jeans" originated as 16th century workwear (as in "Genoa") they are no more out of place than any other fabric would be in SW universe.

>Only neckbeard OTfags liked that shit because of MUH OT.
Not that guy but as a OTfag, I didn't like it.

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>Cringeworthy edgelord
90s born queers were a mistake

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>it's a reddit nigger cries about an old video game episode

based
chaste

This is now a KotOR thread

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I miss her

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I would love for it to bomb but I have a hard time imagining it happening.

following the previous trailers, everyone in one with a lightsaber ended up being a force user in some way. The fact that his story is a chopped up version of Kyle Katarn there was nothing implying that he wouldn't be a force user

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my dick

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>hey, remember the worst shit from TLJ? Yeah, let's do that again.

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Why isnt there kino about darth nihilus? that nigga was literally the eater of worlds

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FUCK YOU OP

Maybe he should make a good movie

you mean trailers for the real star wars movies? fuck yourself nigger loving cuck.

Shove it up your cunt shill

>huuuurrr i want disney to ruin more star wars.

Nihilus is overshadowed by the other two

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Nihilus had great hype. Its a shame the game didn’t live up to it

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GO FUCK 'EM UP SCISSORPUNCH
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yikes, what are we defining as "real star wars movies"

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>yikes
cut your faggot throat zoomer tranny.

sigh...

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cunt

Kill yourself reddit nigger

not his fault that he was Superman and we were a man made out of Kryponite

>we

>he didn't play as chad male exile

>Weird Al did OT and PT songs
>no ST
What does this mean?

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OT lightsaber duels were based on tennis.

It means nu wars isnt star wars.

Only so many things rhyme with "SJW bullshit".

don't (you) me again cocksucker

Found the Jew.

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Levi's denim is from the bay area, San Francisco, CA for the gold miners. Lucas is based there. Makes sense even though he's not directly involved, anymore.

Replace Knights of Ren with pic related. What changes?

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Teek's Gambit.

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actual hype

She's got one foot in a stirrup and all her weight is on that side. It's unbalanced as fuck and a hard turn will throw her from the saddle. Horse archers stood up in the saddle, but not this shit that 'looks cool' in a magazine.

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she's using the Force, of course, of course, of course

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Disney would get offended and would probably sue him.

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Shove it up your cunt shill

Why didn't Luke do a handstand on his speeder then?

all these underage reddit nigger tourists

Now cast everyone else.

On horse-like animals, shooting arrow-like projectiles with bow-like bows, wearing jeans but not jeans, using rope thats sci-fi and holding guns that aren't like guns but future-guns.
Now thats a level of sci-fi creativity I've not seen in a long time...

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Lol. He didn't have the wymin version of the Force, yet. I'm guessing. I would love to see that, though.

i take it those are dark-not-really-niggers niggers then?

Now kill yourself

Yep, not-committing 60% of all galactic crime yet only being 10% of the galactic population.

GREEDO DINDU NUFFIN
HE A GOOD BOY

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That's all that's going through my head and I wish Yul Brynner could've been in this shitshow because it would've been fucking hilarious to see him just ham it up. It would've been like Julia playing M. Bison.

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>Lol
>wymin
>I would love to see that
fucking cancer

Greedo had it coming, threatening peopel with guns and all

I was very dismayed to find out they changed it in later version to show Greedo shooting first, its not cold blooded murder if you're being threatened

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Fucking nailed it. Dang.

There were the tenatcles monsters that ate the Scottish spacegangsters in TFA. There was the tentacle monster that mind rapes that guy in Rogue One. There was the tentacle monster in Solo. GET *clap* WITH *clap IT *clap*

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fuck disney wars and fuck you

Women have an affinity to horses. Walrus horses, I suppose, too. There's no way he could pull off a shot like that. But maybe she could.

kill yourself underage nigger

I'll *clap* bring *clap* the *clap* condoms!

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Of course they have to have him riding a white animal.
Fucking Disney

>suing weird all for doing a parody of you
That's a depth of depravity I've never seen before.

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Out of curiosity, are blacks offended by Finn? Their representative character is a comedic relief moron getting slapped around by everyone. He's far from dignified like Lando or even Windu.

Also he has repeatedly demonstrated cowardice.

Jesus Christ

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what is this from? did a new trailer drop or something?

I might be offended if my race was depicted that way. Lando had great style. Say what you want about the prequels, Windu was a well respected Jedi who could 1vs1 Sidious. Finn is an enormous departure from those dignified characters.

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What's to say they're not Guess jeans?

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snip snap you're crap

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>Out of curiosity, are blacks offended by Finn?
Finnish person aka a 'finn' here, kind of offended to have our name associated with this garbage this manner

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>Be Finn
>VII: second fiddle to random white girl
>VIII : second fiddle to random gook girl
>IX : second fiddle to random negress
Is he the most cucked character?

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SNIP ON SCISSOR right on this asshole’s neck, because I love my mom too much to risk it.

Another meaningless set piece for the movie.

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Did you miss the enormous tentacle space monster living near the black hole in Solo?

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>Star Wars is my favorite
>I just don't like the Phantom Menace
>Or the Clone Wars
>Or the Revenge of the Sith
>Or the animated Clone Wars
>Or the legends books
>Or the new canon books
>Or the comics
>Or the youtube channels
>Or the events

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>Or the games

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Hehe
Hakuna matata
(Cause they are riding pumbas and also they are of predominantly negroid ethnicity)

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