Bros I’ve fucked up. I’m sitting in the cinema atm alone, hoping for a comfy late viewing. Seen everything good so decided to watch pic related because it’s got great viewer reviews. Sitting alone with no one else- then a group of roasties enter. They see me sitting alone and start laughing, more people are coming in and they’re all roasties who see some random guy sitting alone. The ads have only just started, when will this nightmare end.
Bros I’ve fucked up. I’m sitting in the cinema atm alone, hoping for a comfy late viewing...
Isaiah Sanders
Ryan Robinson
Imagine being American
Benjamin Ross
Haha imagine if you looked so lonely and vulnerable that they all took turns raping you
Ryder Smith
I can’t, it’s 9pm here
Leo Brooks
You are a film critic, that's why you went alone.
Aiden Lewis
>go watch The Winter Soldier alone for the 3rd time
>some roasties are sitting in the back
>they're laughing and making noise
>at some point I get enough of it, get up and change seats
>they gasp
>I look back at them with my slightly-angrier constant bitchface
>they stop talking
Put them in their place OP!
Wyatt Long
>American
>late viewing
It’s 4pm at the latest over here.
Kevin Parker
Why would you care what strangers think? Ever think they might just be stoned and giggling or think youre cute?
Juan Edwards
If you got an assault rifle on you, shoot them. If you don't, you are a cuck and deserve to suffer.
Jose Carter
>Why would you care what strangers think?
Not OP but imagine what the world would be like if people didn't care about what others think. Caring about what others think is the base of all human interaction.
Logan Young
I don’t have the right kind of autism to pull that off
Good idea
Aaron Wood
top kek
Julian Butler
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This applies outside of Yea Forums. Stop falling for stupid bullshit, retard.
Oliver Russell
I don’t make the rules bro, just imagine being American
Josiah Howard
This. When you assume, you make an asshole out of yourself
Pussy.
Leo Harris
They walked in, looked directly at me sitting alone in an empty theatre and started laughing, if I was them I would probably laugh too
Alas I’m in bongland
Aaron Flores
Whenever you feel them laughing or start feeling shame just start dabbing as fast as possible, they will most likely jump seats and start sucking your cock if you do it properly.
Hudson Lewis
They were laughing at the fact they there's only one person in the theater, not the fact that you were alone. It's a subtle but crucial difference.
Bentley Parker
>Going into the theater for a 10pm showing
>Two roasties walking past say "Hey kid, smile!"
>Smile, they laugh and walk away
Why are people so weird in public just leave me alone
Henry Russell
put your clothes back on, then.
you're not at home in your mam's house now.
Ryder Bailey
grow a pair you dumb faggot
Asher Gray
>browsing Yea Forums in public
Hunter Roberts
Just like that time I saw 50 Shades solo. Literally everyone else in the theater was made up of pairs of women
Isaac Reyes
They might think youre cute and try to suck your dick later
Cooper Wood
One time, I went to see eighth grade in theaters. The girl sitting next to me covered her eyes at the oral and truth or date scenes.
Joshua Davis
before i started going to the movies alone and had friends i wouldn't even notice someone sitting by themselves. all i was focused on was getting a good spot and my own life. nobody gives a fuck about some stranger unless you are staring at them
Kevin Carter
I saw everything, everything on opening night. This girl a few rows down from me was overreacting to the sex scene and her friends were scolding her for it.
Bentley Torres
This, you're not that important
we really
Ayden Green
Henry Jackson
>Tfw I was the only person aside from a black couple in a theater showing Assassination Nation when it came out (I was morbidly curious and supremely bored)
>The couple left halfway through
They were smarter than me.
Mason Gonzalez
problem comes with a nearly empty theater
Aaron Torres
They probably thought you went as a fan of that tranny who stars in that movie.
Connor Bennett
OP here, it’s over now. Film was decent, the characters were massive liberals but it was done naturally so idc. Felt pretty natural and had a few good laughs. There was an extended lesbian scene which felt a little awkard in a cinema with a handful of roasties. Didn’t feel as bad when some random boomer came in to also watch alone. Overall 8/10 cinema experience.
Adam Long
>going to the theater alone
yeah you deserve to get laughed at, get some friends
Jace Rogers
Jordan Young
>it’s weird to not bring friends with you to sit in silence watching a film
Dude you’ve been brainwashed by society, going to the cinema alone makes way more sense.
Hudson Hernandez
Camden White
Pull yourself together you dumb faggot. Own the embarrasment.
Juan Cox
Evan Roberts
>They walked in, looked directly at me sitting alone in an empty theatre and started laughing, if I was them I would probably laugh too
Yeah, that really seems unlikely. You're just paranoid.
Jonathan Sanders
Me as a female
William Fisher
>it’s got great viewer reviews
Those viewers are women, who rate this vapid pile of dung highly for some reason.
Anyone with a functioning brain shoud avoid this tripe.
Levi Hughes
this bitch just needs to work out and not eat any donuts and she will be 8.5 out of 10
Elijah Russell
who wants to see a movie about two fat cunts? also is this the current day Superbad??
Evan Howard
Are you sitting in a Kaufman Regal Atlas theater?
Samuel Young
>T. giggling roastie