What was his end game?

>there are fat slobs on Yea Forums RIGHT NOW who lack the same amount of self-awareness as this loser did

You fuckers honestly think some "cute pure girl" out there will "look past" your slovenly obesity and rancid shit stink, enough to invite you to her house for sex with your little weewee that probably doesn't even work.

Nah, society is too busy being degenerate sex addicted drug partiers.

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>It makes no difference what men think of cunny. Cunny endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. Cunny was always here. Before man was, cunny waited for him. The ultimate prize awaiting its ultimate consumer. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way

>Ah, Yea Forums, it's your own trade we honor here. Why not rather take a small bow. Let each acknowledge each.

Begone roastie you have no power here!

Methinks user doth protest too much

You have to remember mentally ill people like Tex have no ability to have self awareness. These people live in a bubble that they believe protects them from the reality they live in. I'm glad their are people like Chris that bring them to the light. Pedis can't be helped, that's why we have jails so pedis can give a taste of reality.

I love Jim Henson's "to catch a pedophile"

>I love ... a pedophile

Bet you do you nonce enabler!

WELL I SEE CHRIS HANSEN COMIN
HES WALK-IN ROUND THE BEND
HE HASNT PAID HIS CONDO RENT IN
I DONT KNOW WHEN

WELL I CAME TO MEET THIS CUNNY
JUST TO PLAY PRETEND

kek

>see an image of him
>instantly hear "God's Gonna Cut You Down" starting in my head

>the building of a shriiiine
>just to watch it burrrnnn

Link?

To the town of Agua Fria rode a pedo one fine day

FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH!

He does have self awareness though. He says look how I dress, I'm fat, etc. There are more layers to this guy than the average pedobear.

GO TELL THAT LONG TONGUE LIAR

And what a catch he was! Hansen got him a big boi

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PLEASE reverse google image search that picture. You wont be disappointed

HE JUST NEEDED ON MORE JOB. YOU JUST NEEDED TO HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH

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Cruel cruel world, must I go on?
Cruel, cruel world, I'm movin on

On the third night they crouched in the keep of old walls of slumped mud with the fires of the enemy not a mile distant on the desert. The judge sat with the Apache boy before the fire and it watched everything with dark berry eyes and some of the men played with it and made it laugh and they gave it jerky and it sat chewing and watching gravely the figures that passed above it. They covered it with a blanket and in the morning the judge was dandling it on one knee while the men saddled their horses. Toadvine saw him with the child as he passed with his saddle but when he came back ten minutes later leading his horse the child was dead and the judge had scalped it. Toadvine put the muzzle of his pistol against the great dome of the judge's head.
Goddamn you, Holden.
You either shoot or take that away. Do it now.
Toadvine put the pistol in his belt. The judge smiled and wiped the scalp on the leg of his trousers and rose and turned away. Another ten minutes and they were on the plain again in full flight from the Apaches.

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I INSIST she be 13 Dutch.

But where can I watch this?

copulation.

Having self awareness doesn't work when you are confronted, self awareness means you understand yourseld enough to not be in the situation he is in. Having self awareness means he would be taking better care of himself.

Big Iron on his hiiiiip

one of you niggers post a god damn youtube link

From the dusty mesa
Her looming shadow grows

has tik tok, live.me music.ly and those other apps made this show irrelevant?

Chris took down the jewtube links

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

I think Vincent's problems stemmed from a lack of motivation though, possibly in part because of depression. He knew what he needed to do, he was just too lazy to do it.

Winning wrestlemania.

>He knew what he needed to do, he was just too lazy to do it
literally /ourguy/

isn't ironic how the bulk of CP is produced by the kids while alone in their rooms now?

Good lord, this dude's ass is huge. look at it crushing that wallet to dust

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this meme is literally ancient on reddit. Keep up, 4channel.

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reminder that all of the videos are available on the website for free with this one simple trick

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Fuck that none sense. He was motivated enough to get in his car and drive to a childs house after sexting her. The problem with retarded fat fucks is they like to use their lifestyle as an excuse for EVERYTHING. Motivation and depression isn't the problem, they just love to play the victim. Why would they choose a child? Because they cab manipulate them easier with their excuses.

Imagine eating his thicc ass

>as god as my witness that cunny is broken in half!!

High Honor or Low Honor?

>wallet in the ass pocket
it's like he wants to destroy his spine

>look at the way I dress, everybody think I'm weird

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>IM FAAAAAAT

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What makes a man believe a childs body is better than an adults body?

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god DAMN this guy is sad

Since fat people are universally self hating am I to assume that the posters here making fun of said fat guy are fatasses themselves?

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I'm 187lbs and 6 foot 3. Can't really answer your question because I'm a Chad in training.

I CAN'T GET OVER HOW SHE SET ME FREE

the entire time he talks to Hansen he makes it about himself and what a loser he is so you’re pretty spot on with the fatty victim complex

A lard ass in denial. How original.

do little girls want sex with anyone?

to stand unshaken

THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS

So you are saying I'm right?

Oof, what are you going to do tonight? Probably jack off? I'll be eating some Stacy ass while smoking mad weed.

we're all impressed

tight cunny

its shocking how all it takes is a few likes, viewer count, emojis and some smooth talking. fuck is wrong with kids.

I've actually fucked 14 year old pussy, not as fun as you would think.

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Imagine sticking your dick in a wet hole, then hitting a rock wall while a girl screams to stop.

He should have gone on the Michael Jackson diet, would have helped him lose weight. Lots of vegetables, some chicken, no pork and beef, lots of smoothies, but one meal a day.

Sounds like you need to cut half of your dick off.

I forgot to say that maybe it was the meat in Michael Jackson's diet that made him so messed up. Yeah, it was definitely the meat.

Ooooooof sounds like you have little dick.

Dutch I'm not sure about the new fella. The way he looks at jack .... it just ain't right

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and these are the kids raised with sexual education, something is not working as intended

Lololol

Kek

don't believe his lies

SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Meme magic is real

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What size are those pants

I've fucked 6 women in my life. 22,14,17,40,21 and 25 I can give you a rundown of each one.

Obviously, if you post on Yea Forums, your dick is smaller than average.

Waist size is 37.

Kek
enjoy your (you)

What was the best Hanson kino?

14 and 17 year olds don't count as women and they are below the age of consent. Why aren't you in prison?

Fuck you, asshole.

the drama student decoy they use is peng

boomer tier post

Because I'm extremely discreet with my relations.

17 is legal in every civilized part of the world

Howdy tex

youtu.be/qxKYxzlqLOs

I'm 32 faggot, that makes me a millennial.

To the town of Cunnytown rode a stranger one fine day,

>To the town of Agua Fria rode a pedo one fine day

you have a boomer's soul

give one for the youngest and the oldest user

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So, this is what reddit looks like

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He was after Texas Red but he got ambushed

14 was shy as fuck, took a ton of lube and lots of foreplay. Maybe a hour or two before I was inside her. 40 rode my dick like a champ, did a bunch of kissing and porno type moans. Wet right off the bat and literally lasted for 15 minutes. Yes she came after me.

There are two types of pedos in this world: those who catch cunny and those who get baited. You get baited.

Greentext faggot
Make it a nice story, how it happened etc

I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rape and hide
Wearin' my tight jeans, ridin' my cunny on a Sunday drive
Stealin' the young girls' hearts
Just like Sneed and Chuck
Singin' those chatlog songs
Woah, I should've been a cowboy

doesn't work, he removed all the videos.

Fuck you it was a really long time ago. 14 year old was a church friend and I was 20 at the time. 40 year old was a friend of another milf I met.

He wanted a goatee

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Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

>cry WAH WAH MUH PILLS AINT WORKING DOC
>gets 10 years suspended sentence
so this guy found a loophole of the show?

ARTHOR JUST HAVE A LITTLE FAITH

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dang it was working this morning

Already looking better. Chris would be glad to know Vincent kept his promise to him to get help.

Look ta that wonderful smile. Things are looking up for him.

drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YU8hjp7yVAjoiaRzb7wyvN2zX4pAdGwQ

enjoy

is that bait chick underage or 18?

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>Gentleman
lol

>accepts his fate
>walks to the garage
>hears the words "hands behind your back"
>summarizes his existence with the simple phrase...
just shoot me

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youtube.com/watch?v=u0-ch5fCtQ0

Sounds like you were raping her, how does that weigh on your conscience?

I think you're suppose to be in prison.

there's a man going 'round taking names AND HE DECIDES WHO TO FREE AND WHO TO BLAME

BY GOD JR WHAT ARE YOU DOING...BY GOD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKR

That reminds me, I should go back to learning about prison life for when I get thrown in there for being a pedophile.

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shes definitely 18. thers no way that can be a crime if an adult says shes a child.

do dating apps work?

KAYLA?

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Yes just not for people like you

For Chads and roasties, yes

she has tricked so many men with her Jezebel body and young innocent look

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Doesn't weigh anything on my conscience. She wanted to get fucked and I fucked her. Was it a bad experience yes, do I regret, no.

Mens rea.

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is she retired yet? if not, i kinda wanna message a bunch of 12 year olds until i get her. just keep showing up to toddlers' homes looking for her ass.

MR X

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>she's legal
>so there's nothing wrong with being attracted to her
Why are those guys wanting to fuck her villified again? Because of a number in some online chat?

youtube.com/watch?v=dTZQ2IB_x7c

john carter trailer music ahahah movie failed but the princess was hot as fuck

I had a coworker with a comically large ass that stuck out like that, felt sorry for the dude

p sure they use an actual loli's picture in the chats

What is his belt made of?

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MAY I

STAND UNSHAKEN

Pleather, leather or somethin

There was a show on TechTV back in the 2000s called Wired for Sex. One of the episodes had some old guy, an incel probably near his 40s who met a 14 year old online and then they decided to meet in real life. He had sex with her and when her parents found out he got thrown into prison.

You got further with that 14 year old then a lot of pedophiles who are in prison. You should also be thrown in there.

I also should be thrown into prison for being a pedophile.

>I wasn't planning to do anything bad !
>*DROPS KNIFE*

what did he mean by this

His plan all along was getting caught and getting to fuck Chris Hansen. He just couldn't do it because a strange fear gripped him and he just couldn't ask.

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CLEANEST

BEST

PLEASURE

It still makes you a rapist, since you're an adult fucking a teenager who was underage.

God, imagine having to defend this guy in court

He didn’t even try to wait for her, he was going right on in

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I was molested from 6-8 by my mom’s friend’s daughter who was 2 years older than me. I’m pretty sure her dad molested her constantly. She has 4 kids now and I’m pretty sure she molests them too. Just wanna get it off my chest.

Stay mad, I haven't heard from her in a decade. Kids have no responsibility when an adult attempts to have sex with them. I took every precaution and groomed her so I could cover every base. Helped that the church trusted me to drive for them and take kids out on mission trips with other adults. It's called playing it cool and smooth. I could have fuck many other 12-14 year old girls but only one had the sense to understand what is wanted needed to be secret. Maybe I'm too smart or extremely manipulative but I get what I want because I pursue it intelligently. GF just called so I have to pick her up. See you later anons.

>there is a good man in you
>but he is wrestling with a giant

>tfw carry my wallet in back right
Elaborate

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This isnt true. My fiance is 28 but looks underage. People atill think im pedo

I'll see you in hell. You're still a rapist.

youtube.com/watch?v=DvU69L-jfks
youtube.com/watch?v=ERBiBg-t4Zg

IT IS YOU

>Who lives here?
>Well I live here. Me, my mommy and my daddy

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OOOOOOOOO

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19 they say it in the show, probably 20 now. they wouldnt use anyone underage

Reminds me of Booger. God, fatties are contemptuous

>In the shadow of the mountain
>I would like to settle down

Link?

>Still believing in fictional places the church talk about
Kid get a grip and stop believing those idiots.

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

k i n o

>meeting a 15 year old is the same as raping some 10 year old
americans really do live in a bubble

Is he dressed as a cowboy because they were the greatest cunnyseurs of them all? My great great grandfather married a 14 year old in 1886 when he was 27.

Why don't they just use a lg as bait

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An underage friend to sodomize and possibly murder

Are age of consent laws really in place to ensure adult women have a chance at marriage? Honest question.

Former fatty turned autismo chad here. I hate fatties

You are honestly retarded.

freeze frame and cut to:
youtube.com/watch?v=l-WazGb7_zk

>What was his end game?
Incels are not permitted to get laid, its necessary for the species to survive.

ha

>What makes a man believe a childs body is better than an adults body?

Virginity, not hers, his. Once a man has had a MILF he pretty much forgets about young girls.

pastebin.com/7ZBghDXq

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This, people like Tex are a hindrance to the species. They should be discarded to jails for niggers to rape.

Absolutely false.

He was just trying to garner sympathy from Hansen, don't be fooled.

Version with the translator’s note

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everytime you sit one side of your ass is elevated over the other

just put it in the front pocket

>13 year old boy calling his parents mommy and daddy

I would have made fun of him when I was 9

>SARAH CONNOR?

>not taking your wallet out before you sit
I bet you also sit down with your suit jacket buttoned

Pleather

It’s a portmanteau of Pedo and Leather

kino

My pants are baggy from being a twig now, there's no way it can fuck me up from the front

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Who was the best unseen tape and why was it canirapeyouanally?

youtu.be/dtTpn4ouS5M

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watching this episode now and it's crazy how socially competent this guys seems before Chris comes in the room. I never feel bad for these fucks but this guy makes me sad, he could have been a cool dude if he lost some weight and gained some motivation

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>What was his end game?
... Unironically.. To have sex?

Just give a rundown for all of them.

real talk, if you were that fat. is it better to wear your pants over your gut like that or under it?

With Chads. Little girls line their bedroom walls with poster of dreamy boys for a reason.

Let me guess: you're asking for a friend?

old ladies are disgusting, not everyone is a weirdo who wants to fuck their mom like you

if i was this fat i would count calories and work out regularly.

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>29

>he thinks he wont grow old
yikes

Fug

Milf age starts at like 33 man

Are you telling me you wouldn’t fuck an attractive 45 year old

BAHGAWD HE’S DEAD

ah, a fellow man of taste. A woman in her early to mid 30s in her sexual peak

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AMID,

AMIDST A CRASHING WORLD

youtube.com/watch?v=OhSLufRULMg

Based.

>Dudeweed is worse than fucking a child

If you're this fat hit the fucking gym

You just know her and her bf do ageplay stuff.

JESUS CHRIST

can someone link the one where he gets tackled by the cop in the gillie suit

4 strength 4 stam leather belt

Chris will try to fug them

>just you left is it
>Yeah just me

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>5000 dollars? For me?
>Can I turn myself in?

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based whats that from?

Meme novel that there's a thread about right now.

Shit that's why I stopped watching the show, that decoy was hot and combining the information of her playing underage while being 20 something, it put me into a fucking hole.

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>what's the most offensive thing I can possibly post?
well that's a yikes and a half from me

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>i'll wear the tight jeans pulled up really high
>gotta show off that bulge
Nasty

He went in a Yea Forums cowboy. But he left a..

this post is based and cunnypilled as indicated by those immaculate digits

>making a youtube video where someone comically confronts someone in a park in a batman video is the same as filming them for TV and arresting them

Also meeting a 15 year old is still illegal, and by most social standards pretty creepy. The TCAP people never actually rape anyone, they just meet them - they get done for inchoate crimes

this. I might be gross, but I'm self aware enough to notice it

>pedo walks in
>Kermit hops up from behind the bar

Fund it

>ah, a fellow man of taste. A woman in her early to mid 30s in her sexual peak

Wait until you find a woman in her 50's on hormones. She's still a woman but has the sexual thirst of a gay man in the Castro District.

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looks like britney spears sister

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THERES A MAN GOING ROUND TAKING NAMES

>now listen to me real careful Sheriff Handsome
>you're the one who's going to have a seat today
>and if you make a wrong move
>my iron has six shots but i only need one to drop you quicker than that girl's panties

What is that logo on his shirt? It really ruins his ensemble.

got a name?

>i'll tell you one thing that i know
>you don't face your demons down, you gotta grapple 'em Jack, pin 'em to the ground

this, i havent had sex with a girl my age since i lost my virginity 12 years ago, give me a good looking 40 year old anytime, oldest ive had was 52 which was kinda pushing it

Blood Meridian

>wanting to fuck 50 year old bags of sand with milk and penny taste

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Young girls good for marriage because you get them before they're jaded and twisted with feminism. After around 16 they start seeking black dicks and going on SJW crusades to put gay chemical in the water supply.

I prefer cute and innocent to rough and bitchy.

I wonder what Dale Earnhardt would think about this man wearing that hat

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These threads are honestly pissing me off. You're making me think that there are new episodes.

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There's just so goddamn much wrong.
The painted on looking clothes being the least of them.

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>What was his end game?
giving me feels

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Different user here.
I've dated below, on par and above my age. There's just something so inexplicably sexy about a 35+ woman who keeps in shape and dresses well. Part of the reason I'm not worried about getting old. Older women are sexy as fuck and usually have an insatiable sex drive.

avoiding the gym

Same. It was cute showing them what to do. They were more curious than turned on at first. Didn't get to go all the way in but it still felt good. Second time was a lot better. Too bad she got a boyfriend but also glad she never cheated on him with me.

i wonder how many of the predators were regulars here.

You're still a rapist.

And?

if you were caught would you try to keep us safe or blame us

You need to be incarcerated.

it unironically is

>You say "I like rape."
>Mhm

>I'm 32 faggot, that makes me a millennial.

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>29
poor lad hit the wall pretty hard

>i don't know i don't have any sort of id. i'm only 13, mister.

Not really a nonce enabler unless that poster secretly is a little girl

50 percent of cunny, snapped.

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shes 19. all the decoys are. That's the funniest part, they could have just hit up tinder and looked for younger looking broads. But no, it had to be cunny.

>try to have sex with an 18 year old
>go to jail
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

i want a real answer to this. my guess is you should wear it under your gut but idk. like some input from some actual fat guys. any jannies want to "weigh in"?

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over, but only slightly

Pedo filth

seething

Which episode is this guy from?

>YFW he was actually the retarded son of the home owners, who escaped from his room while they were filming
poor kid