What would be your callsign if you flew F-14’s?

Xenu

Mig on your tail

Ursa

Cumdodger

Mogger

Polerider

Dickens

skinny penis

Baby Carrot

Big Guy 1

Skinflute

Hyena

niggerslayer7000

millie vanilli chilly willy

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Air Holocaust

Weed4

Brapcopter

sneed

There is something that must be said about this subject. You aren't deciding your callsign. Your buddies will do that for you and almost all of 'em are degrading. People earn their callsigns by doing some stupid shit.

Maverickest.

Trigger

Honker

Richelle Quincy

Tom Cruise

KARA BOGA

skychad

Ovendodger

Whorechoker

My dad got named after a muppet :(

i went to /fa/ and they told me one should never wear aviators.

I was told one should never write in passive voice on Yea Forums

ASSRAMMER

Cum Dumpster

Snownigger

This 100%.
The two rules of callsigns are 1. You never get to pick your own callsign and 2. Your callsign should be demeaning enough that you absolutely fucking hate it at first.
t. Dad is a pilot

Hymen Destroyer

And it's just a nickname, not what you're actually called in flight, your flight call sign could be Chevy or Dodge along with (flight number) (wingman number), and the next mission it could be something else.

Beef & Cheddar

Goose 2

Sneed

Hitler

Avenger

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google

Stretch Nuts

Jay Owen

Eject

autistic virgin

Hovak, Winged Demon King of the Red Sky Realm

MonkeyFist

Big Snack or Boppin'

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Why? They're cool af.

Muhcross

as usual they’re half right

Nobody without the right facial structure should wear them
Tragically the sort of men who like to wear aviators are the sort of men who aren’t suited to them at all - narrow faced beta males or chubby cunts with no facial definition

You are know known as Cringe

Trigger

>not Boss Nigger

Thunder Butt.

>The two rules of callsigns are 1. You never get to pick your own callsign and 2. Your callsign should be demeaning enough that you absolutely fucking hate it at first.
So everyone would be

Rain Man

Pinball

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>The two rules of callsigns are 1. You never get to pick your own callsign and 2. Your callsign should be demeaning enough that you absolutely fucking hate it at first.
This is just a burger thing

Other airforces allow pilots to pick their callsigns

Farmer One

Holy Virgin

Robot

Nigger

>t. Dad is a pilot
I guess your dad was more successful than you'll ever be ,huh?

Cumteeth.

White Meat

This is how niggers get named.

LoliSmasher

Gooserick

Xxxbonerhitler420xxX

I have worn the same type of large frame Ray Ban aviators for a decade-and-a-half. Tell me to have sex and then I will.

2SHIT

Your dad is super disappointed in you. Definitely.

WhipCracka

his dad flies cargo planes full of rubber dogshit out of hong kong.

Kek

pussyfucker

Force Radish

aviators are like anything else. if you're attractive and charismatic then they work, if you're a grotesque weirdo then you look like a dickhead.

That must be why he drinks so much whenever I’m around. Thanks for reminding me :(
I wish he did. It would be much safer than the stuff he does fly. He’s had two close pilot friends die in nasty crashes just in the last year.

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Well I do try my best. I’m gainfully employed and have a wife/kid, but yes I suppose I can’t afford to enjoy the same hobbies he can.

Peepee Poopoo

Nah, your wingman can use it if he's talking to you / ordering / telling you, other than that, you're correct, you'll get some callsign specifically for the sortie like "ramrod", "stoic", "lapel", etc.

Also, if you ever meet a pilot with a callsign that's related to a biblical character, like "Moses", 100% chance he's a fucking asshole.

how do fast jet pilots die in this day and age?

you get 100km from the target, press a button, go home.

ragheads with stingers aren't exactly a threat.

Nate Higgers

I never said he was a military pilot numbnuts.

Training.

Funfact: the pilot that holds the all-time record for number of flight hours in an F-14 has the callsign “Snort”

Based God

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Push

Kek

Big ounce

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no wonder they fucking suck

"M00t"

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Don't believe anything /fa/ says about fashion. Fashion is for fools who are easily parted of their money.

Yellow-13

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While I was still in the military I was mockingly called "chief" for a while because I forgot what a certain acronym stood for in front of the whole company while addressing a higher up officer. It doesn't translate well into English, but I basically called "on-duty commanding officer" "on-duty chief officer" instead at the top of my lungs.

VPOP - Virkapaikalla oleva päivystäjä -> päällikkö

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kikeslammer88

>My callsign would be Fruity Pants if I blew F-14’s?