Post shitty movies only liked by easily impressed people

DCEU defense force arrived on time.

>300
>Watchmen

Big time. Add Tarantino’s Grindhouse crap too

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What’s the Lady Bird agenda again?

Kill Bill

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Female directing.

Any capeshit, especially from DC.

Inb4 the classic example of Yea Forums pretending to hate something just because they saw someone liked it on Reddit

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Why make Godzilla fat?

Not gonna lie, I would worship Gal's pits

they're shit tier

being contrarian wont save your shitty movies from being shit snyder bitch

>Dunkirk
>no agenda

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imagine the smell

Fundamentally this movie doesn't work. Beast looks far too human and fuckable to be in the "I am too ugly to be loved" trope. Belle looks malnourished and this actress doesn't fit any Disney princess and never will.

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No, you are lying, i can feel who you are, i know you like them, why are you doing this when you so obviously went to the premiere of several of them, people die for stuff like this you should look out

Both DC and Marvel movies. Absolutely terrible only mouth breathers like these movies.

300 was visually impressive for its time no matter how you slice it.

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Sliced by time, it was absolute shit

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>visually impressive
do you even fucking read?

The Revenant.

heh.

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To be relatable to the average american female

Onions i guess.

Not awful but there's a reason nobody over 20 gives much of a shit.

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Wonder Woman is easily better than all MCU movies except for two or three though

kys DC nigger

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>1. Black Panther
Only scene worth a damn was the first few minutes in Oakland. The rest is garbage and they wasted Klaw. Kilmonger's plan was dumb as fuck yet applauded by the general public because WE WUZ blindposting
>2. Lady Bird
Cute enough movie, but should have ended when she left. The rest while she's away at school is a pointless epilogue.
>3. BlacKkKlansman
Haven't seen it, can't say
>4. Get Out
Genuinely enjoyed it as an interesting premise/execution. But definitely not top 10 anything.
>5. Mad Max Fury Road
Cinematography/editing masterpiece. Constant solid pacing throughout. Best in the series. People calling for a Furiosa sequel are retards.
>6. Moonlight
Haven't seen it.
>7. Wonder Woman
Ok first half. But that's all the movie is. Ok. People applauding it as a step forward for female representation are desperate despite an entire history of films with female leads that blow this thing out of the water. Man of Steel was better.
>8. Eighth Grade
A cute movie. Worth the watch and seemed like an honest attempt to get the middle school experience right realistically. I can't say for sure as I am not a girl and haven't been in middle school since 2001.
>9. Dunkirk
Still haven't seen it.
>10. A Quiet Place
A waste of my fucking time. Pretentious as all fuck. Had some nice shots though. Sound direction was more frustrating than anything.

>"""editing masterpiece"""
>not one scene that involves fugue

Kek

>still better effects than three quarters of the MCU
Thanks for proving my point, shill

yeah but it's still shit

>directed by a woman with no sense of kinetics
No

That Captain Marvel except everybody I know hates it

>directed by a woman
calm down incel, it's trash but still better trash than the MCU

Skrulls were great at least. Up until the end.

Nice beard, DCfag

>Skrulls were great at least
Jesus fucking christ no they absolutely were not

Alita

Zero oscars buddy ;^)

For what it was? It was fine. Gave me at least one thing to like about the mess.

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what agenda is there in a quiet place then? mad max fury road deserves to be in top 10 movies btw.

>mad max fury road deserves to be in top 10 movies btw.
Easily impressed tourist

Give me one fucking example of a movie that does action scenes better?

How about watching any movie released before 1990?

not specific enough retard.

based

Now my fault you don't know shit about film history that you think Fury Reddit is noteworthy in the slightest.

>1. Black Panther
Absolute garbage, nothing else to say. If you like this shit you don't like movies, simple as
>2. Lady Bird
A cute little flick but certainly doesn't deserve being anywhere near the top 500
>3. BlacKkKlansman
Pure cringe, subtle as a punch in the nose. Borderline propaganda just like Black Panther but this was made a little better.
>4. Get Out
Fine pulp movie, it's fun and competently made
>5. Mad Max Fury Road
Good action movie, I'd say it's almost the perfect action movie and it's only flaws are flaws of the genre itself.
>6. Moonlight
Melodramatic oscar bait, good perfomances though
>7. Wonder Woman
Trash, unwatchable, etc
>8. Eighth Grade
Haven't seen it
>9. Dunkirk
Nolan's best, pretty good. Technical and visual aspects of the movie make up for the its shortcomings
>10. A Quiet Place
Another fine little flick, nothing special but much better than offensively bad shit like black panther or captain marvel (which I'm surprised that isn't here)

>Now my fault
Hahahah look at this MCU shill trying to write in english

>implying there is any difference between Avengers and DUDE EXPLODING CARS LMAO

Yeah. Most everything in DUDE EXPLODING CARS is real.

There is, read something about moviemaking you disneynigger

Nothing in a movie is real, it's an illusion to achieve a purpose. There is no differnce in what Avengers sets out to do compared to what Fury Reddit sets out to do, and that is to entertain teenagers with explosions and nothing else.

>read something about moviemaking you disneynigger
see

>built all the actual vehicles and props.
>All practically functional
>most stunts actually happen
>CG is sparce beyond the illusion of the endless desert and large sized locations
>All done in the middle of the fucking desert over a few years
>an illusion
We get it, you hate the film. But why are you purposely being obtuse?

Unless you honestly think there were warlords getting mutilated for realsies on camera, you're the one being obtuse by asserting the literal cartoon chaos is "real". Besides, there was plenty of CGI in Fury Road and it looked like garbage (that dust storm scene)

Green Book. How did this pile of shit win best picture?

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Because it's only competition was "orange man baad" and "white males baad". GB was the only one with a sense of humanity out of the entire collection.

Wonder Woman is the only DC/WB movie worth watching, shame about the end.

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Bad Times at the El Royale and The Sisters Brothers both came out in 2018 and both were far, far better movies. Maybe I just don't get it.

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I didn't hate El Royale, but it wore it's influences on its sleeve. I expected more to be honest.

Movies don't get Oscar nominations unless their studios are able to afford costly campaigns to get people to nominate/vote the movies they selected.

So, the Oscars are literally just marketing. Big shock.