Why don't you have a cute girlfriend yet Yea Forums...

Why don't you have a cute girlfriend yet Yea Forums? Don't you realize how many lonely girls are out there who want someone to cuddle with?

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they're usually ugly and i'm above average at least and make good money, why slum it

because they're insane

she looks like she smells bad

because those lonely girls don't like guys that look like me

trannys have gone too far

She would be hotter without the retarded hair

>imblying that ethots are ever remotely lonely

i'm so sick of ugly girls getting easy passes if they just don't eat like a pig
fuck this world man

like wat

at this point, I wouldn't know what to do

Is this the thread where we post women with big tits?

they're not that lonely, trust me on this

probably like stale weed and combined with other stale female excretion smells (i wouldn't know cause i've never been with a female, but she looks like she doesn't shower often.)

like BO and nori

I haven't masturbated to a biological female in at least a couple weeks. This has a dick btw, you can thank xenoestrogens in tap water and plastic food containers.

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>Don't you realize how many lonely girls are out there who want someone to cuddle with?

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I've been masturbating to VR tranny porn exclusively for months now. Shit's cash.

JANNIES IFFY UH

They're all uggos and I wouldn't date a one of them.

Stop watching porn and masturbating bro.
You are a full blown faggot now.

>Why don't you have a cute girlfriend yet Yea Forums?
I'm male and ugly. A bad combination.

They have sky high standards like incels.

women cant stand me

imagine

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Unironically avoidant personality disorder

she looks like she fucks black guys

It's too late, get out while you can bros, or on your best day your family tree is doomed to end in the soft bottom of a sissy.

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I'm fucked up in the head.
I don't like the sensation of people touching me.
If you're being honest with yourself, you don't actually want a person who follows you around and does everything with you. You just want a sex doll, but one that moves.

I'm legitimately a 3/10. All those attraction signals that everyone is always talking about, like prolonged eye contact, dilated pupils, hair twirling, lip biting, random physical contact, unnecessary laughter, I have literally NEVER received, not even once in my 24 years of life. When I hear other guys talk about experiencing these things it sounds like a bad fantasy to me, like it's so ridiculous there's no way it would actually happen outside of a pulpy romance novel, but it actually does.

I banged a prostitute last weekend since I had the opportunity and it's been a while since my gf and I broke up, and now I lost the urge to jerk off. I want the real thing again.

nameee

Because even if I got a second chance I'm so fucked in the head from years of loneliness I don't know how I could keep her.

Plus I'm not settling for single mothers or fatties.

Based, I did the same.

>Plus I'm not settling for single mothers or fatties.
Then enjoy dying alone, incel.

I have a gf and she's prettier than the patchouli thot in the OP. Stay mad homos and woman-enablers