Opening day at Disneyland Star Wars Galaxy's Edge

They really had no idea.

How the fuck are you supposed to enjoy anything with a crowd like that

>having kids in 2019

BRO ITS AMAZING WE'RE GONNA LOOK AT THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN
MAYBE WELL SEE LUKE SUCKING A NIPPLE AGAIN

What does this have to do with Yea Forums, homo?

what a wonderful time...

AYO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
GIB ME SUM DAT

How is normies being normies any measure to blow TV out? For real? Normies gonna norm. The fact that star wars is owned by haus maus and is not saturating everything further is proof it needs to die.

That lady in the front would destabilize any roller coaster, I'd be terrified.

Star Wars is alive and well.

The Incels have lost again!

You can tell by 200 people in on a single pic?

Disgusting.

>most of the Day 1 and Week 1 visitors are hardcore SW boomers
>entire land is literally Nu Wars
>but hey Chewbacca is there
>all the Disney food mom vloggers claim that the food is garbage
>entire land is even more expensive merch made in China

ummm wow sweetie can you please delete this okkk?

>going to a grand opening that you know will be jam packed instead of waiting months from now when you can actually enjoy yourself

Why are people so fucking bad with managing their time?

People pay $200 for it, exclude plane ticket/transport and expensive resort / hotel around it.

The lightsaber is $200 by itself

What happened?

Times havent changed.

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It's going to be jam packed for the entire year and the next when the other ride goes online and Disney tweaks the land a bit. It'll probably be upgraded once RoTS hits and Disney hits their 50th anniversary.

If time and money aren't an issue now is the best time to enjoy the new land before it gets flooded by foreigners. You can reserve multiple time slots anyway as long as you're booked to a Disneyland hotel.

>retards pay evil corporations for overpriced tickets to stand around in the heat sweating their asses off looking at garbage monuments of consumerism in a desperate attempt to quench their fanboy thirsts
w-wow I can't believe it, that really happens?

>before it gets flooded by foreigners
Nigger please, foreigners are among the first people off the bus at these things. Maybe grand openings are different, but in my experience, the Chinese make up the biggest chunk of the early attendees at parks.

And by that point disney will be ready for MCU Land and we're gonna be immersed in this bullshit for the rest of our earthly lives

Nah, all of the Week 1 attendees are hardcore SW OT fans of every nationality.

Normal foreigners show up months later when the park time limit has been lifted up. Unironically if you're a non-burger, now is the best time to check out Disneyland since every land outside of Star Wars will be emptier than usual. If you're from the Least Coast just wait for the WDW version in Orlando.

It boggles my mind that there are still hardcore SW fans, to this degree. Didn't these people realize the last 5 main series movies were hot dumpster fires and move on with their lives yet? These people "doing it for their kids" are like the brainless assholes who take their family to church every Sunday only because that's what their parents did, even though they're not really that religious and couldn't name a single New Testament author.

>Least Coast

Imagine being a parklet

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>falling for Jewish tricks

That dickhead is definitely wrong about us on the Beast Coast but we don't count FL, that's "the South" and all yall can drop into the fucking Gulf.

Zoomers don't care about Star Wars, its an old people thing. Theme parks are also garbage and unfun if you're in the edgy teenage phase, it only works if you are with like-minded friends or you are with someone with whom you are actively trying to get laid.

Otherwise its for da kidz, foreigners who want to do one tourist trap in their trip and boomers who grew up with Disney cartoons.

Why are they all women and why are they all morbidly obese?

Imagine the smell.

Fucking nazis!
I'm so glad we left those bigoted times behind us.

is it even possible to stop the infamous Florida man?

Propaganda/advertisement

/pol/ in the bottom right

Best girl was there

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This. And they are all standing that close together just for the picture. The rest of the park is definitely empty.

look at all those mutts

>4 hour time limit
>have to waste 2-3 hours on Savi's Workshop and the Cantina
>another 1 hour for the Millennium Falcon ride
>the ride sucks if you're not one of the pilots, it even sucks more if you're stuck with a shitty group and your co-pilot is even more shit than you
>another 1 hour for the Droid Depot
>if you intend to visit all the merch shops you also lose 1 hour
>forget the food its not even remotely good

Here's your $200 Lightsaber Ceremony bro

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Based Disney pulled it off

incels BTFO

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Disney made 2,400$ in this picture

Holy cringe.

You know, that reminds me. I've always wanted an amusement park with actually edible food. It doesn't have to be Michelin, but some quality ingredients prepared simply would be great.

Okay, now this is EPIC!

A modern day coronation.

I can smell that picture from here.

How does the ground manage to hold up that many fat people in one place?

>star wars land
>Toy story land
>Avatar land
So theyre filling up their parks now with movie shit? this would have been fine with MGM Studios or whatever the fuck its called now, but not this.

Can't wait for World War 3, lads.

it'll never happen because all the best foreign soldiers are getting fat at our amusement parks

It feels bad to even mock these people. They are the victims.

is this the epitome of an American holiday?
unironically what does a weeks trip to Disneyland cost?

>that one guy with the red lightsaber

I've heard great stuff about how great Future World was before nu-Disney fucked it up but i myself have never even been to America.
Is this true?

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it's all true
it's complete cancer

A week? You probably looking at $100-$130 per ticket per day. Assuming you do an airbnb, thats probably another $100 per day.

Im just glad Japan will remain pure and stick to the classic stuff.

You mean EPCOT Center? They've gutted the place. It's barely above a tourist trap strip now.

Not a fat Hispanic incel in sight

/pol/ not represented

>waiting around 45 minutes to walk around in a stupid replica for a few minutes
imagine being this addicted to a franchise

Yeah, EPCOT.
Damn, this sucks, i would have loved to visit the place, old photos of it looked neat.

Any reason for me to visit Disneyland Tokyo when I go late this year if Ive already been to Orlando?

Why is literally EVERYONE in this picture fat? Are americans really like this?

>go to this park for space shit
>and also go to this park for space shit
honestly is there any reason to go to Disney California?

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That's not Jenny Nicholson...

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Jesus fuckin Christ

>paying money to wait in line to enter a place where you wait in another line to buy overpriced chinese made shit and frozen food

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

>that one sithbro
based

Is all the food there really garbo?

not him but i just went last month for the first time in years with a few friends.
it was a pretty decent time, some of the food was good (there's a restaurant in animal kingdom that actually had really good food), rest of it was ok

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me

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what the fuck user how dare you post this

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All four of them deserve to be publicly murdered.

>no dexter dinners

you can have sex

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>$200 for 4 hours
>have to spend at least 1 hour waiting in line per ride/attraction

try having sex

>>>r/asianmasculinity

>blue milk is just vegan coconut milk with blue food coloring
I don't know what I expected.

blue milk tastes fucking awful and looks like slime
get it in green too

this is how Disney won't lose until all the OTards die out

Potter-chads dabbing on Disney mankids again.

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We've been romanticizing for so long, clearly we know where.... Home is. I don't even care if I survive, I just know the world will be a better place even if it looks worse than the mojave

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the sort of consumer base that supports disney is, yes

I dont understand what's going on here

>"HURBADERBA BIG OL FAT MURRRICANS IN LINE FER THUH STURR WURRZ WURRR YEARR BIG N FAT BIG N FAT CHUBBALUBBALUBBACHUBBALUBBABLUBBA!!"

>that guy trying to listen to the lightsaber

Why so many asians?

Jeremy btfo

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Is that actual beer served to underaged children?
How does disney get away with this?

>buy tiny cup of blue/green milk for $8 (EIGHT FOOKING DOLLARS)
>its shit
lol theyve really pushed the ITS NOT VEGAN angle as well

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I just want to die of a heart attack. Quick and easy.

its fucking packed with forigners

You don't want average user to have kids.

"asians"

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>Visible land whales complete with multi color hair

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its s.o.y. milk user

>mutts
Ew

This would be cool if I was five

I fucked up leaving 'NOT' in my post.
apparently its coconut and rice milk, and non vegans (the people who are not forced to drink it) are saying its not nice surprisingly. who wouldda thought that

>not having big, alien titty milk dispensers coming out of the walls, shooting directly into people's mouths instead of drinking from gay cups
Missed opportunity.

>If you build it, soi will cum

It's smooth cream soda with a caramel/buttercream whipped topping. Fucking delicious and just how I imagined it when reading the books (minus the alcohol). They must have done a shit ton of research into what people thought it tasted like.

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PHONE BAD
BOOK GOOD

>when western society is so disgusting that its natural state seems like Russian propaganda

this but unironically

Now this is based.

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Jews profit off of your children.

why anti vaccine?

>Black Spire Outpost is said to exist in the same universe as the movies
>baseball hats now exist in the SW universe
>t-shirts now exist in the SW universe
>the phrase 'Star Wars' now exists in the SW universe (as seen on bags, shirts, packaging, and other items)
>the Spanish language now exists in the SW universe (as heard over the loudspeaker on the ride)
>things called 'Disney', 'Lake Buena Vista, Fl', 'China', and 'Star Wars Galaxy's Edge' now exist in the SW universe (as seen on labeling of packages, bags, and other things)
>Mickey Mouse ear hats now exist in the SW universe (as seen on labeling of bags)
>some people eat MREs with things called 'lemon candies', 'pretzles', and 'peanut butter' in the SW universe now
>some people use credit card readers and Earth-style cash registers in the SW universe now
>real holocrons can be easily purchased at least one store in the SW universe now
>whatever the actors playing characters happen to makeup for their backstory is now canon in the SW universe (during an interview of the opening some person being interviewed said that actors at the park get to makeup what they want their backstory to be)

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They're turning the freaking kids gay.

>>baseball hats now exist in the SW universe

Is there anything wrong with this?

Isn't this the time before feminism freed women from slavery and oppression? why do they look happy?

Star Tours has existed since like the 90s bruv

Should I buy Sheev's lightsaber?

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They want to be smarter than other people

>be blue collar middle america father who saved for years to take his children to Disneyland
>book your stay for the opening day of Galaxy's Edge
>see this when you get there

What do?

>hear they are making a huge star wars area
>get catiously hyped
>1 ride, 1 restaurant and 1 shop

fucking lol

but herd immunity seems quite important

Turns out that freedom fighters were a loud minority, and the status quo wasn't a bad thing for most people.

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If WW3 happens those are the people who will survive. Pure scum.

I'd rather play in a landfill than go there.

I wonder why they even bother with the .99 gimmick on shit that's 100+ dollars. Like was 103 the breakpoint, but 102 was fine?

paypal me 200 dollars and ill send you a cast of my dick to look at

Disney is packed every day for the summer, and obviously that is ore more packed than usual but it's nothing compared to other ride openings. Avatar in Animal Kingdomn and The Seven Dwarves in Magic Kingdom, were both way way way more packed upon opening. And that star wars opening doesn't even come close to Toy Story land.

>obese mutts will survive
Not a chance. The elites in their bunkers might make it, but they better have an entirely self-sustaining ecosystem down there because EVERYTHING is coming down.

Japanese women are cunts.
They also wouldn't fuck me because I'm very ugly.

lol wut. I mean maybe initially but they're going to be dead a few weeks after.

I'm not American and never visited the Disney park, so, that's where the question comes from.
Aren't you guys surprised that there is only one kid in this picture?
The parks in my country are full of kids with their parents and teenagers, but in OP's pic it's 99.9% adults. Is this normal for the Disney park?

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Lmaoooo how can you be so fucking STUPID

>the virgin Jedi
>the chad Sith

>Star Wars theme-park
>Not Neon Genesis Evangelion theme-park

Big mistake

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>all of the sabers are the exact same length
>including based Jinn's
fucking dropped

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He doesn't know...

I think you may be too retarded to use the internet

t. Former Disneyland employee

Bob "your womb better hide before it becomes the great movie ride" Iger is definitely proud

>Go to 'OGAS CANTINA'
>its a made up cantina and not the one from star wars
>queue for an hour anyway
>finally get seat
>order a cocktail
>$42 + tax + tip
reminder people are getting in line for an hour to pay over $50 for one alcoholic drink

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they're all busy at twitchcon badding on the haters

NGE could be the most awesome theme park area. The underground NERV base, a trip into the Geofront, piloting an Eva, etc. So much theming and exploration potential.

I really don't know.

People....really let themselves go

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Don't forget get the orange tang water park

t. Seething fat femcel

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at least its still caucasian

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That ass is shopped.
I can tell.

I wonder how long it will be until the Brazilians fuck this place up

How many times have the cutouts been molested?

Those people would not fight in the war retard. All the best men in the country would be sent out and those fat slobs would be the ones to stay home and survive.

Embarrassing desu. Without Disney or Universal money, it's just a dream.

>Disney non-ironically listened to Mike Stoklasa and created a "Premium Star Wars Experience" for lifeless bugperson superfans with expendable income from their amazon factory job

youtube.com/watch?v=XQmKabdArUg

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>stay home
Nukes and other population center extermination.
>would not fight in the war
World War 3 would restart the forced draft.

and you think they will be able to continue glutting themselves while the war demands resources?

I'm much uglier than you user, and I've gotten laid in Japan.

This image bothers me for some reason and I don’t know why....

Bumping this question.

America would win the war easily with superior technology and manpower. These people won't have to lift a finger unfortunately. War isn't the same anymore, we would just nuke the shit out of every threat. Yet we can't be touched because of our anti-nuke protection

There's only one actual kid in it.

Not really. There are a couple unique rides and areas/shows but not really that much different. Plus no one should be giving money to the Mouse at this point.

Post your pic

>Rey's Lightsaber
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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TRUST ONLY...IN THE FORCE

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>the absent father experience

The funny thing is that neither China nor Russia have to do anything to defeat you anymore.
Your death comes in the waves of thousands of brown subhumans, pouring into your country every day, not nukes and a-bombs.

>you have 15,000 combinations to choose from

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America is one of the hardest countries to get into these days. Trump has already solved that problem you third world retard.

If nukes were actually being launched on such a scale, there's almost no way America would make it through. Keep in mind how fucking powerful modern nukes are. It's not the 40s anymore. Modern nukes would leave entire states uninhabitable for centuries.

this place is actually shit and a huge letdown.

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Don't "sanctuary states" exist where you can just stay without an ID, visa or documentation of any kind?

They can win for all I care. The world will be an unimaginable nightmare under their cultural and political foot. If we're all going to Hell, may as well bring it here first.

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You can also vote and get a drivers license, not to mention all the gibs.

The star wars fanbase is bearded gross males aged 35-50 with the prequels incels now occupying the 25-35 bracket.

I dont know why Disney was trying so hard to expand away from that group when these fucking dudes spend THOUSANDS of dollars on this bullshit. Galaxys Edge is fucking brilliant for the simple reason that they've disguised what essentially amounts to a specialized Star Wars Mall by dressing it up as a theme park area. Who would spend 50$ on a star wars cocktail? Bearded gross men aged 35-50. It's perfectly designed to vacuum money from these rejects.

You just know there's some dude out there that's going to buy all 8 varieties

so to be clear; in order to experience:
>visiting DisneyLand Galaxies Edge
>go on the one ride
>make your own lightsaber
>try both green and blue milk
>purchase an alcoholic drink from the cantina
>buy some dyed popcorn
you must part ways with roughly $430?
this is each by the way

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Why isn't the US government putting a stop to this like in 1860?

>430$
I'd rather buy several anime figurines for that kind of money.

The result could have been so much different. We're in the nightmare timeline, but think of what could have been.

stop asking questions goy

It's a good business move. I go to dragoncon in Atlanta every year and spend about 2000+ dollars on my vacation. They know that older nerds will spend a shit load of money on nerd cons, so why not make their own -TM.

DragonCon is fan run though, and full of drunken debauchery. Disneyland would be full corporate mind fucking.

Cause they have kids who become american citizens instantly thanks to our laws. Those children then vote for democrats in 18 years. Plus we can tax them and the govt loves money lmfao

Its hilarious to me how much phones offend people

Wrong, the most minmax way at the moment

>build lightsaber
>Smuggler's Run
>Cantina
>Droid Factory
>random merch shops

Everyone and their mother will raid the Cantina and Millennium Falcon first

Because the US government hasn't been a thing since WW2.
That's why both Patton died in a "car crash' and the fucking president of the US got his brains blown out, both men that publicly spoke about a government takeover by foreigners and a "vast conspiracy to enslave every man, woman and child in the US".

Birth citizenship is the most absurd and retarded thing in a global society. You can't let whoever walk into the country or get on a plane and have their kid here, then let them be a citizen.

Ever wonder why there is masonic temple in every city/town/village?

It's just because its the media day and all of those people are there specifically to promote it on social media. That isnt a regular american crowd of civilians doing that

it's not offensive, it's just funny when it's 1000 people recording the same thing
it's like when people take pictures of the mona lisa

>Being tired of faggots getting into accidents and ignoring you due to being on their phones all fucking day is NPC behaviour now
/pol/'s retardation knows no limits

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droid building costs $112 also.

You got video of them talking about this? Genuinely curious to see.

No, future land was, at best, okay. New version is at least more tolerable. Nathan Lane is still the best thing about it.

Because they're boomers

American ww2 general said this.
Some time later he died in a car crash.
i'll try and find an entire collection of his anti jewish sentiments.

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>believing random shit said on Yea Forums
I'll believe it when I see multiple sources, video and text.

Okay, let me pull up an HD 4K, audio/video recording from 1945.
Just give me a second.

Yeah, I'm waiting for a single link.

>tfw you missed the peak of civilization

you missed it by 2500 years

>mfw i knew exactly (((what))) you were the moment you mentioned video evidence

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Wanting this is wrong.

KILL ALL WHITES
KILL ALL WHITES
KILL ALL WHITES
SAY IT WITH ME Yea Forums!

youtube.com/watch?v=7cjPTA1dmQo

That... That isn't better you colossal faggot.

Didn't the other languages already exist in Star Wars? Like Force Awakens had the Asian guys and that Scottish dude.

this thread has dick to do with Yea Forums and film

It's not fair, bros

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I have Darth Vaders lightsaber and it's almost impossible to wield without gloves.

>That ugly
You're fine user

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The nose knows

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"""asians"""

she's fat

Nope
One of the the best kept secrets is buying a one day one park pass and just going to disneyland.
Save the money you would spend on a park hopper.

Epcot

Not that it'd matter to me only brainlets care about race, I went to Disney as a kid and really don't have any desire to go again

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Why did he do it?

Jenny is bae but this blonde woman is a smoke show

Trust me, I'm a 5/6

can anyone describe the millenium falcon ride?
is it genuinely ground breaking? it should be

For $430 I could buy a Vidya console,some food and chill at home without a ton of bing bing s.o.y.s breathing down my neck

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Isnt it what basically existed already?

It’s on YouTube.
The problem is that if your crew is shit, the ship will just crash and you won’t experience anything fun. Two pilots run it, one on the x-axis and another on the y-axis.

Good em, nothing wrong with spending money on shit you like

>only 60 minutes to wait for a cheap, shallow and disposable experience i will forget in a couple months time!

No it’s a cramped star tours only more autisitic, cringy and awkward.

The Baby Boomers wanted to destroy this

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When did you all become so jaded that you couldn't enjoy that? I mean sure, $200 is price gouging, but it looks like a fun experience

Literally every person in that room is overweight.

1 hour wait time is nothing in comparison. I've been to parks where rides had 2+ hour waits and there wasn't even an event or grand opening going on

I wonder who could be behind this post.

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yum. milk for a hot summer day

>in line for 3 hours to ride
>finally get on
>autismo 6 year old gets pilot seat and keeps crashing for fun
>ride over in 30 seconds
this might cause some fights

>Two pilots run it, one on the x-axis and another on the y-axis
Brilliant just brilliant

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>no qt nigresses in sight

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wasn't he antisemitic?

white women ruin everything

Anti-science movements. Same reason we have global warming deniers and flat earthers

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HAVE YOU SEEN DISNEYLAND IN THE PAST 5 YEARS?

SHIT LOOKS LIKE MEXCIO CITY WITH A FEW FAT WHITE PEOPLE WALKING AROUND. WE NEED ANOTHER 9/11 QUICK OR JUST HIT THE RESET BUTTON WITH A FEW NUKES

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Whats this guys deal?

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>another dumb simulator
wow who cares.

Walt Disney still having his name stapled to "his" company is a bigger insult than Andrew Jackson being plastered on the 20 dollar bill.

>WHITE

Look at their hair they're obviously kikes

It was always meant as a minor B ride with Rise of the Resistance being the big showpiece.

notice who isnt happy and who is
everyone unhappy grew up to ruin the world around them while all the old folks knew what they had

Yeah
The guy who made Tintin too

his anime figures retain their value and are tangible. he gets to enjoy them for years to come. a bunch of groady drinks and snacks just turn your shit a different color. plus, anyone can get a cheaper lightsaber elsewhere

yeah because it's limited to people with reservations only

i wonder where their kids are?

>people more concerned about showing other people they went to starwarsland instead of experiencing starwarsland
I was at a circus once and I counted how many times this chick in front of me tried to get just the right face for her selfie. It was upwards of 70 before she realized I was watching her, then she started taking pictures of me for being the weird guy watching her.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jvwxr4antRM
>smugglers run ride
>constantly refers to you as "left pilot" or "right pilot"
meanwhile ET has been calling you by name for decades..

Abigail Disney, granddaughter of Roy Disney ( Walt's Brother) actually called out the Jew

She basically said CEO Bob (((Iger))) should use his own shekels to pay for his employees health care and that nobody needs to make 35 million shekels a year when Disney employees can't even afford to buy food at Disneyland. She said her grandfather would have never allowed this to happen!

They wonder why they've been kicked out of every nation for the past 2,000 years

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>The Millennium Falcon will be a sideshow
I'm amazed these people don't forget how to breathe.

I think he found The Force

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Even liberals fucking hate Jews now, only dumb boomer rinos put up with them

>trumpinaugurationcrowd.jpg

Someone who has more than three brain cells? I could probably convince you of anything if I had the right words.

>nothing Star Wars related in the image

Thats acrually pretty disappointing, one would usually expect a lot more for such a grand event

Didn't this start out as a /pol/ meme 5-6 years ago?

what the fuck is the point? why not just buy milk and food coloring at your local grocery store?

BECAUSE ITS VEGAN

>IRONIC

>just almond milk instead
what ingenuity

These pics remind me of this

youtu.be/bM8zYpUtBt4

>zero fat people
>zero brown people
>happiness
OY VEY THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

>theyre hot too
Fucking based

>spend decades brainwashing futurre leftist kids that minorities are people to be supported and protected
>those kids later turn against their masters who are running a genocide war in Palestine

Who could have predicted this?

This is before Jews took over the US. Really makes you think...

>Alcoholic drinks
Not in Disneyland they're not

Went to disneyworld when i was 10 with family. Had a great time. Went to disneyland when i was 17 with friends. It was fucking gay. Who wants to wait around in lineups for cheesy rides? Everything is overpriced, fat mexicans everywhere...i really dont see how a grown man could enjoy it. I suppose immature numales and women would have fun, it would also be better if you had kids who enjoy it i assume.

A 9-5 salesman, a family man if you will. Wants to do the right thing. Watched the OT in the theaters. Hates the prequels more than anything. Loves the sequels because he can relive his childhood with his kids and there’s a lot of OT references. Favorite characters are Han, Luke and Vader. Favorite ship is the Falcon.

It used to be a really nice experience and they used to limit the amount of people in the park on any one day so the lines weren't insane Of course the Jews have now shit it up now that they run it

Try going today and being shoulder to shoulder with obese third world goblins that are also living on your tax dollars.

Why are all they all white? I thought star wars wasn't for white people anymore?

>IT'S TREASON, THEN

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you would probably die if you walked around disneyland unvaccinated these days.

Why are they wearing bras on their heads like in Weird Science?

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PHWOAR LADS

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based.

You pay for the atmosphere too you know.

Kek

Is it your ass user?

>smells like onions and feminist period blood.

So many fat fucks holy shit.

Everyone there should be shot desu

Fuck offf spic

does this mean I should buy more white shirts

It's usually packed. That's why I quit going to that hellhole.

NOOOOO
WHITE BAD

>this would have been fine with MGM Studios or whatever the fuck its called now, but not this
Two of those three are in that park, the last one is in their zoo.

>Moshi moshi...

Tokyo Disneyland not really, but Tokyo DisneySea is a unique park amongst Disney's lineup and by far the best quality wise.

Disgusting. None of them even have any memorabilia. Thank g** disney have became experts at fleecing their visitors.

OH MY GOD STAR WARS SO COOL

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modernity was a mistake

Dinseyland was designed to be enjoyable for adults and their children.

However, it has grown slightly out of hand due to current generations having been raised going there in their childhood. It becomes a tradition to keep going so they don't stop once they reach adulthood. Of course, many do bring children, and the simple but obvious reason that you don't see them is because they are short and small and hidden from view by adults.

It really is funny how retarded you seethers are. Really trying to grasp at straws to bolster your fantasy that Star Wars is a dying brand because of TLJ. Reminder that they built fucking Avatar Land years after Avatar was even a thing people gave a shit about. You know what? That place is fucking slammed full of people right now and the lines are still fucking retardedly long. It’s Disney. It’ll always be packed and especially the new shit will be packed with the first couple years having lines for rides that exceed 2-3 hours on an average day.

t. Someone who actually has been to Disney World many times.

Not doubting that a major brand like Disney has a dedicated army of alpha consumers which will freely endorse any product it produces.

Meaningful post. I am the better for having viewed it.

Thank you