War movie

colon-el
Why the fuck would you write a word one way, and pronounce it another way?
I know germanic were invented by a bunch of savages dwelling in the wild, and english is the language of inbreds and derelicts, but at least keep your language within the realms of logic

>pronouncing dough as doe

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But that's wrong, user.

>CAP'N
>SARGE
>GENREL

>Colon-el

>my face when Ameribuggers call a rooty-tooty aim-and-shooty a "gun"

COLON-ELL
LIKE COTTONELLE

Because it is a noun and nouns can be pronounced anyway that you like so everyone itt is right but at the same time wrong

nukular

>aloominum

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dew.ytmnd.com/

>Greenwich village
>it’s actually pronounced GrENich

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>Americans pronounce Due as "Doo" not "Jew"

>American education

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>Because it is a noun and nouns can be pronounced anyway that you like so everyone
What the fuck sort of education did you have

Fun fact: 100% of US citizens pronounce "et cetera" wrong (they pronounce it "eck cetera").

For this reason, before I even consider watching a movie, I first try to find out about the scholar curriculum vitae of the director. If he has not had at least 5 years of latin class during his school time (and excelled therein), I'm afraid - data venia - it's a no-no.

squid pro co, asshole

>"erbs"
americans should all just die

Only mexicans pronounce it like that

Not funny you stupid fuckin toad

>doggy dog world
The Absolute state of Americans

>its a doggy dog world
>diamond dozen
>take it for granite

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>diamond dozen

>I earn

>EYE RON

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The correct way is similar to "Çunny".

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>I'd take it with a big pile of salt

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>things american's can't ever say
Worcestershire

>I know germanic were invented by a bunch of savages dwelling in the wild
Not speaking phonetically is a Romance/Latin thing.

“colonel” pronounced at a typical speaking pace creates the effect of an R in english, and saying it that way is far less awkward for english speakers, so the pronunciation drifted away from the actual spelling. you’re retarded if you can’t figure this out.

WAR-stur-shur

Nah. This is how English should be spoken.

youtube.com/watch?v=A8zWWp0akUU

Combine it with this and we have the ultimate language.

youtube.com/watch?v=IIo-17SIkws

wor-ses-ter-shai-er

>Be British
>Call city "Leicester"
>Call it "LEHSHTER"

>key-no

>ky-no

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sthunny?

Sunny?

Rent free

>army corps
>they say core

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>we'll write down that word with an 'l' in the middle, even though we can't enunciate properly during speech.
Were brits mentally challenged?

>they call helicopters "birds"

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don't tell me you pronounce the l in could and would

>carbeen

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>get a (you) on Yea Forums
>it ain't me starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

>Itadagimas

I don't think I've seen a single piece of media correctly call them helos

GI, your planes fall from the sky like broken birds

>it ain't me starts playing
>actually is me

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No, and that's why I type it down as 'coud' and 'woud'

>queue
>80% of the word is silent

Don't forget
>I could care less

>not pronouncing everything exactly as written
English is fucking retarded.

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Really? I always pronounced it as “kwiwi”

>>I could care less
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEN YOU STILL FUCKING CARE

>I care enough to respond to it, but I should/could care even less
Makes sense to me.

>wed-ness-day

almost every military word in English comes from French. Le surrender monkeys. Well surrender comes from French too.

i have found that most typical misspellings are caused by phonetically sounding out words in an american accent.

>Makes sense to me.
NO WHAT YOU SAY IS I COULD NOT CARE LESS FUCKING HELL

>wensday

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But I could care less.

>But I could care less.
THEN YOU FUCKING STILL CARE

I didn't say I didn't care, just that I could care less than I do

>one goose, two geese
>one moose, two moose
>one noose, two nooses

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He could care less.

youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw

>mice instead of mouses

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its a sarcastic statement you autistic fucks, are you the same XKCD-tier retards who sperg out over people using the word "literally" to a hyperbolic humorous intent?

If caring was at 0, you wouldn't even be thinking about what you're commenting

there's something scumy behind those black lifeless beady eyes.

>not hice instead of houses

>I was only pretending to be retatded

Flapped t's are even more degenerate than bongs never ever pronouncing the r at the end of words
>OI ME MOM'S FROM MANCHESTUH SHE'S A DANSUH AND I'M A PLAYUH
Savage, subhuman creatures, I hope muslims behead all of them, at least they have some fucking respect for their language

retarded*

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>not spice instead of spouses

this doesn't make any sense

kek

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Yes it does. Spelling to sound correspondence in english is literally retarded, just like you people. Why are you all so obese and deformed?

it's the right way though, corps is pronounced core in French and English is just cucked French with some German autism sprinkled on top of it

>army corpse

checked

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I've been repeatedly saying both to hear the differences in spelling and now I sound like Homer Simpson.

Impressive. Very nice

>worcestershire
>War Kester Shire

>what are you doing
>waryoudoin
>what do you mean
>waryoumean

>soul dier
>god tags

>IRREGARDLESS
>"hur hur so many people use it, it's a word now!"
I just noticed it even gets spellchecked, I am upset

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>literally now means literally of figuratively
Lingual perversion is grounds for execution

based

Watch 'Allo 'Allo

>one mice, two meeces

Get on my levelle

>Milngavie
>Mull-guy

The STATE of Scotfags

>could of

>Worcestershire sauce
>Americans: War-Chester-shire sauce

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>what is context of the syllable in the word

how do you pronounce NIGGER?

woostershire, right?

>it is pronounce as SEE OH EL OH EN EE EL
Where are you from?

Blak Pərs(ə)n

you don't

>caramel
>inbreds pronounce it KARMEL

Wasted

RACISTS BTFO

Bix nood

Bretty much, shire is pronounced shur though.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ba4Vc1RjWDs

That's how you pronounce it? Are you shitting me?

Impressive

Nigger

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Literally the only good thing about the Finnish language.

You never ever have to worry about pronunciations.

NIG-guhr

why would I be shitting you?

Mon Dieu!

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>*
>asterix

Woo-ster

Czeched

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Kernel, they have a nukular bomb and it's going to esplode!

Letters are not pronounced by their names.

Wor-Chechens-deserve-the-gulag-shire

It's the spelling that is incorrect, retard, not the pronounciation. In most Western languages, be it Spanish, French, Italian etc the name is coronel or some variant of it.

>pronouncing wojak as woe-jack

here's your average bongstan dweller lads

LEFTNT GENRL

>yuropoor education

That's what happens when your cities are old enough that language has morphed since their christening. That's what happens when your country has history.

Racism is dead

As a kid, I would pronounce it as co-lo-kneel

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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Colonel (/ˈkɜːrnəl/ "kernel"; abbreviated Col., Col or COL)
mmmmmmmmmh....

This isn't true. It's pronounced differently because the spelling and pronunciation were loaned from two different languages. In early modern French it was 'coronel', and in Italian 'colonel'

It's coronel in spanish retard

>Colon-El
Good name for the Angel in charge of cleaning toilets in Heaven

w-why is this caiman giving me the bedroom eyes?

Again, wrong. It's colonel in modern French and colonello in Italian, and the root etymology is Latin columna. The 'r' was a mutation that was introduced in the early modern era in some languages.
It literally takes ten seconds to google this, I don't know why people keep repeating such obvious bullshit ITT.

Frenchies are the OG retards pronunciation wise. And it’s a good thing

I honestly could care less

french has frankish german influence

>Americans pronounce Due as "Doo" not "Jew"
It's "dyoo", user, not "Jew", please hand in your British English licence.

if dubs racism is back alive again

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shuud dzast rait cuud änd wuud

what is that second H doing in there, no one says that

basismeno og redpilmento

This one is entirely the fault of the Great Vowel Shift

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HOORAY

FUCK NO

>they pronounce clique as "click"
>the pronounce erudite as "eriudite"
>they pronounce nuclear as "nucular"
>the pronounce mischievous as "mischievious"
America are you okay? Do you want us to come by and freshen up your English... and reading skills?

the dubs that saved Yea Forums

yeah, you can come and use our toothbrush as well

youtube.com/watch?v=09nHj9Qd6k0&t=4s

ESL butthurt thread?

Embarrassing and nigger-pilled

>calling webms gifs
don't pretend this shit is limited to spoken language

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER???

>thinking dubs have a say against sexts

what the fuck are erbs?

>what comes around is all around, and when supply and command
okay ricky

watch it NIGGERS

Good job you fucking greaseball dago cunt

>Private instead of Soldier.
>The word Cape means something entirely different.

NOOOOOOO
YAAAAAAAAY

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>war movie
yikes, have sex, sweetie

>calling gifs gihfs and not jiffs as the creator intended

>not calling them Jeffs

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t. someone completely unaware of new england

Or the obvious Kripton

...

>war movie
>unit has maximum diversity but still gets the job done

How do you pronounce Pepe?

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>Greenwich Village

You're a fag

Herbs

>bothering to properly address authority
Oh c'mon now.

Pow-pow

Pe as in the start of pepper Pay

I'll keep pronouncing it that way because I know it pisses off a dumb ass frog somewhere in the world.

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why tho

>I'll keep being a retard because it pisses off people

i remember when i read colonel wrong in 3rd grade and everyone laughed at me in class. fucking little shits i was in the 3rd grade how the hell was i supposed to know wtf a kernel was

>marine movie
>they're in the "core"

You did nothing wrong user

>fantasy setting
>characters use 'miles'

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thanks senpai. i was bout to pull the glock out my lunch pale but decided against it

>Worcestershire
>Wusstersure

>kin-o

Remember when the Thirteen Kernelies revolted from Britain?