KILL ME

I relate to Riggan Thomson like no other character. Any advice to make my life better other than have sex and kys?

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Go outside over 4 times a week.

Times up boomer tick tock

Be yourself :^)

You mean a schizo alcoholic? Nah I'll pass but still thank you.

explain

I fucking love this movie. Dunno why Yea Forumsfags hate it so much

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American anti-intellectualism.

Start exercising more and eating right. You'll become healthier and happier generally.

Americans thinking that intellectualism automatically means reddit.

I like boobies. Movies for this feel?

First off, stop getting your advice from here.

because it won a lot of awards and everyone sang it praise, so it's only natural to shit on it because it's pretentious and what not.

Why do you feel the need to shit on everything "popular"? Just because many people like something, it doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Take pizza for example

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You got the wrong person, my man. I liked the movie.

Half baked

No..we know Reddit means socialist hive mind. There is no intellect in the land of the onions.

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A humans well being depends on his interaction with other people. Here's what you need - experiences, they make you more interesting to other people.

Go to concerts, to events, to "hip" bars, travel a bit etc, take some stuff with you to be able to show it. When there it's quite easy to just talk to people there - you all already share one thing - being there, that's what you start talking about. You might even make friends that way.

Not him but tried everything you mentioned. It's all one big fucking lie.

Kys then have sex

It's not.

How is that even physically possible? Should I rape your god/godess and fuck him/her in the butthole?

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>A humans well being depends on his interaction with other people
this guy gets it. worse thing you can do is stick around toxic people

B...but I love toxic people because I have a messaiah complex.

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I get that, i myself am still starting this whole process, hopefully it's not too late for me, i'm turning 33 soon.

It's not enough to be where people are, you must seek contact with them. Realize this - people who go to "socializing places" go there to socialize, you're not bothering them too much if you ask if you can sit by them and such, just don't be a cunt when you talk them up. It's ok to stay away from obviouis jerks/violent scum.

And important: Get better clothes. Try to look like your normie brother if you have one, best throw all your old shit away and wear your new, good stuff even when you're at home to "get used" to it, so looking good feels natural to you.

Also, if you have family you never see or school friends you never see again try to get in touch again, they're easy targets to get into the "socializnig" thing.

Remember, don't be cunt.