The absolute state of Disney

they forgot
>LaQuan
>Tyrone
>LaQueesha

They must've added an extra negro female lion for diversity. I saw the trailer and this looks like the worst thing Disney has ever made. Disgusting.

So it's just like every other black movie

cartoon nala was fuckable, this is just stupid

so diverse

I was just about to say this. At least in animation you can make the lions look considerably different without having to worry about this 'realistic' bullshit.

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Is this gonna be the Black Panther if kidkino?

If I remember correctly, Sarabi is Simba's mother and she was in the original Lion King movie.

>all blacks look the same
>all the lions look the same
based

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"character" design for this movie:

>Hey animators, make the most realistic CG lion you can.
>Good, now do it 6 more times.

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Delay it and change the designs like fucking Sonic did

HOLUP

Reminder (((Disney))) ripped off both Hamlet and Kimba and no matter how hard mouseshills project it won't help their pathetic cause.

>YO LIL DONNIE

lmao this creepy as fuck

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Mulan is gunna cast some black woman in it.

what's wrong with making an animated Hamlet adaptation?

Just like NIGGERS

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Oh hey it’s another live action remake of a cartoon classic that no one asked for

Left: a majestic lion god who lives every day of his life with the incredible weight of his responsibility on his shoulders, but he keeps going because of the unconditional love he has for his people.

Right: some lion idk

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Lions are so fucking ugly. They're like obese, hairy, incel tigers

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Disney realized that they don't need to make new stuff just rehash the classics and they'll make tons of money.

Arr rook ze seim

What do i know?
All white, black, and yellow look same

Why is disney so racist?

>incel
>has a fucking harem of lionesses
okay kitten

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Eat shit, donnie!

Glover said that he thinks of reality as a program and his talent as hacking the code: “I learn fast—I figured out the algorithm.” Grasping the machine’s logic had risks. “When people become depressed and kill themselves, it’s because all they see is the algorithm, the loop,” he said.

>not knowing your Lion King lore

fuck off summerfag

>tfw Nala will grow a mane and become King in the end

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I can't wait for 2 hours of lions staring blankly at each other.

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>sarabi
>nala
Nobody even remember these names

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soulless

>you can't even see the actors
>they still have to be black because Africa
>none of them have African accents
>10% of actual historical Europeans must still be portrayed as black

This annoys me. When will things go back to normal?

It's like they took a look at the original movie and decided to remove any trace of visual identity and creative value.

Timon is cute

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I like how Disney autistically stuck to "every lion character must be voiced by a nigger" and only cast jews to voice wacky animals. It's really important because black people are kangz or something.

are these tigers gonna shoot each other?

>x percent of all animal kingdom
>y percent of all murder

interesting

Did they cast the whites as the hyenas? Because if so that's a complete role reversal.

Why among a pride of lions with african-sounding names, one lion is called scar? Is he supposed to be english?

Why do they have to tell the same stories all over again? We will never get anything original anymore?

OOGA BOOGA

But an all european cast is problematic, even if its in a european setting

we wuz lion kangz and shiet

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>We will never get anything original anymore?
No, less work for Disney and manchildren are going to consume everything they shit out anyway

Only Yea Forums could take a movie that bothered to make lions look like actual lions and turn it into a negative.

If this thread doesn't make you lose all faith in humanity, I literally don't know what could.

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Sarabis in the original you brainlet. Using /pol/ clearly lowers your IQ.

the only cure is to have sex

Scar also has a meaning in Swahili, incel.

I would argue its more indebted to the joseph campbell horseshit than hamlet but yeah
Have never seen kimba btw

What is the point of this?

Now youre getting it

>"Fucking who" is Scar?
Just bring back Jeremy Irons

I know right? The one complaint I always had about the original Lion King is that the lions just weren't real enough. My autism was triggered because I couldn't connect to and relate with 2-dimensional images at all! They all had these weird highly expressive, animated and charming faces, which is gay and I ain't no faggot. I want stern, wrinkly, 100% photorealistic lions who lick their balls and walk around with bloody muzzles after eating some carrion. And they all should be voiced by blacks. Thank you, Disney magic!

>WE WAZ LION KANGZ

cash grab.

The mother. Her name is mentioned in the film, at the beggining.

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It will make 1.5 billion dollars at least

Making a movie with antropomorphic but realistic animals is the stupidest idea ever

>probably had

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you literally cant even tell the male and female lions apart
what the fuck

Donald Glover is the hot shit of the American entertainment industry right now. He’s black, rapper, starred in a reddit show, all BLACK LIVES MATTER and shit.

wtf

>realism = good
LOL, ah yes, the original Disney movies were all life-like recreations

stupid fucking reddit fag, please never post here again.

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Still would t b h

Why are American people playing these roles? Yet another example of racist Hollywood furwashing.

Impressive technology but they lost so much expression. Look like anamatronics.

They all look the same

Please explain to me why normies keep calling this shit live action when its all clearly cgi???

Oh shit I remember watching this as a kid and crying my heart out when the cat falls into the river.

>the incredible journey
>we actually just made it up, lol

When will this bullshit stop

...

They just needed to follow the pokemon formula

it looks good.

people remember nala hough ya dip

This is the kind of movies that dominates the box office. That's how dumb the masses are. The industry is so bankrupt it feels depressing just thinking about it.

That's literally the plot of a Doctor Who episode.

Every attempt at starting a franchise or making a high budget movie that differs from this formula is bound to fail.

Why is Scar white when he's black in the cartoon?

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Satan confirms furries are retarded

I guess Hakunamatata meant "I'm going to rape your anus"

>Chevette alfajor
How do people come up with these names

Because they are Africans?

What's the problem. All of those look like lions. Maybe a bit too similar looking yes, but that happens when you try to make realistic looking version of lion king.

Holy shit congratulations. You have typed the dumbest post of this website.

>they all look the same
>saying this will deem you a "racist"
>despite the fact they're actual non-human animals
This actually looks alright, what was this, Jungle Book?

>beyonce

droppederino

am I the only one who regularly masturbates to lion king porn?

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WHAT.
SETH ROGEN? WHAT!

>cant even tell the male and female lions apar
>American education

>spend two days recording your lines in a air-conditioned studio
>get your name on the poster

>Seth Rogan

N O P E

This film will be kino, the only people who hate Disney are incels.

no

DUDE GRUBS LMAO

Would it really be so hard to give Scar a black mane at least? Fucking hacks.

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>jungle book was kino
>planet of the apes were kino
Have some faith, faggots.

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scar looks retarded and sounds like a fag
he's not menacing at all

Dont forget theres no Be Prepared because they had to make room for a Beyonce song.

Why couldn't they use a black maned lion for Scar, when such things exist in real life?

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>get only blacks to voice the lions
>hurr durr why didn't they make the villain a black lion
What do you think, anons?

I can easily recognize them actually

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>the literal state of zoomers

Predict the changes to the films anons:

>Nala will be established as the best fighter of the lions, maybe also better than Simba when they are still both cubs
>When Simba is put on the ledges, Nala pops up at the last second to push Scar off to save him

>nala

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>lions all black VAs
>only white VAs are buffoonish comedic relief and craven hyenas

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>maybe also better than Simba when they are still both cubs
That's already the case in the original.

>>Nala will be established as the best fighter of the lions, maybe also better than Simba when they are still both cubs
But that was already in the original animation, retardo. Nala was overpowering him easily when they were little and then when they reunited the same thing happened.

maybe the hyenas have southern redneck accents

I would've thought they would have loved to put the goose stepping Hyenas back

the same reason white americans think they are various european nationalities

chiwetel doesn't have the fucking voice for scar
he has such a bland and inoffensive upper class accent, it has to be condescending
glover, andre, rogen and oliver are all complete meme castings and I cannot fucking believe glover got simba

Dead on arrival. Characters like Mufasa and Scar completely lose their visual identity when done in live-action. It's almost like they should stay cartoons.

They are jewish i believe

>muh zoomers
Back to your safespace, redditor

this will never go back to normal. This is what happens in a multicultural society

Anyone else tired of black people?

Racist

you must pander to black people, otherwise they get really upset.

Is this bait or are you really a dumbass brainless retard fuck?

>muh niggers muh hip-hop muh gangstas muh we wuz kings muh we wuz pharaos muh we wuz lions and sheeeit muh blacked muh wakanda
America was a mistake.

Nah
All the characters are asian,not a single caucasian
No need for race washing

he just told you what it was, retard

Furries are actually too unfit to roleplay their fetish properly. They actually need to be on all fours but because they're so unfit they instead choose to stand on two feet.

the entire furry culture would be different if they were willing to get down on their hands and feet but they're too fucking lazy

Jews*

I want to kiss all of them, I do it to my cats all the time, they sometimes hate it. I used to work at a zoo and did it to the lions and tigers and they seemed to understand.

>We Wuz is SCAR
has he even been in any movies before?

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He's the imperialist whitey trying to eslave the black man.

How did you not get your head bitten off?

Why are you bitching that they casted black VAs (not even actual people on screen) for characters in an African setting?

I helped raise them from babies to adults so they knew me.

I just watched the trailer and I don't think they could have made the characters less expressive if they tried

Also I'm getting flashbacks of that Jungle Book movie from a couple years ago. I saw it with a girl I had some classes with and was crushing on, and she turned out to be such a cunt. She went to the bathroom afterwards and I held her drink for her, one of those ridiculous overpriced movie tie-in 2 litre fuckers, and she came back out and saw me sipping from it and said "are you really drinking that?" and looked at me like I'd raped her mother in front of her.

Fuck her, fuck disney, and fuck Jon Favreau

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Why do that when people will eat this shit up anyway

Damn look at those distinctive character designs.

>white

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sarabi is pretty hot ngl

>getting all those triggered discord tranny replies
absolutely fucking based

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That means by definition the rest of the males are incels. Checkmate

>says all that shit
>has never actually interacted with a computer in his

Good thing you sipped from it and found out she was a cunt then rather than later and wasting more of your time.

Cumberbatch Shere Khan looks a bit too silly. They could at least reduce his head size and fix his face a bit.

With that being said I do enjoy his performance. Much better than Idris Elba. If they are going to recast Scar they should have bring Cumberbatch instead of the current dude.

is it a thing that hs happened in reality?

>Ron Pearlman as a cat

Yeah, that lion went through a goth phase.

Exactly. It's stupid to sacrifice charm and creativity just for the sake of being "realistic"

>held her drink for her, one of those ridiculous overpriced movie tie-in 2 litre fuckers, and she came back out and saw me sipping from it and said "are you really drinking that?" and looked at me like I'd raped her mother in front of her
Just drink the whole thing lmao

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>he's the rest of the males

that's a yikes from me

No. They're actually not. Look into it. There's a reason they don't look like most Africans and it's not because they all got raped or because of Africa's "genetic diversity". That's all I'm gonna say.

They really turned this shit into a Disney channel original for a bit

Why do lions have to be black? It's not like any actual lions are black. They should have hired Charlize Theron, Arnold Vosloo, and Richard E. Grant if they wanted actual Africans.

fucking cursed

Ironically Charlize Theron is more African than Donald Glover.

>Americans

Why isn't this one played by a black gentleman

Holy fuck this is next level Souless

ehhhh
as bulletproof as Disney has been, I dont see this making tons.
the realistic look just looks... lame? not to mention scary for kids. it supposed to be lighthearted, not some fucking Discovery Channel doc.

He wasn't named scar at birth, dingus. He aquired a scar and changed his name.

>Simba and Nala don't look the same
>Euros

Tha was my point, it wasn't ironic.

Forgive for forgetting "Mowgli" being a name from said source. (or any name for that matter)
There was a bear, jaguar, snake, and tiger, that's all I remember.

It being ironic doesn't depend on what you said, though.

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furries must fucking hang

Never reply to me ever again.

beyond retarded
we are approaching peak soulless

BLAND.

>saw me sipping from it and said "are you really drinking that?" and looked at me like I'd raped her mother in front of her.
As an unironic pussy-ass germaphobe (that I battle with daily), I have to side with the girl in this scenario.
But I'll still take your word of her being a cunt, in that she surely did something more unbelievably stupid and petty afterward that showed her true colors.
Still funny to visualize though, hope you did what said

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Who the fuck would change their name to their disfigurment? Or is he just an edgelord that though it would sound cool?

>Andy Circus

Are you guys ready for this to make more than films you liked this year?

But how could an imperialist be born among the noble savages?

Fuck off. This is worse than realism. Going halfway is a pussy's way of doing it.

Didn't you get the memo? Dong Lover is black now, he's a street guy. All that "spending his entire life and getting famous from acting white" shit was a farce, he is gangster.

>seth rogan
what were they thinking?

Black Panther made a billion dollars. There ain't no getting off of this diviserity train now.

>implying you wouldn't

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What's this trend of putting a picture with the name of the character on it? I know it's not a new thing, but I feel like it's more common recently. It's not a stylish image to lure you in or anything, it's just a bland picture of the character with the big name on it. Idk, it just feels condescending.

I'm ready for it to be 6/10 certified fresh

okay

100% diverse!

Why are they all white and scar is the black one?

>Hey remember that character? Here's our version of him! Please use these for your side-by-side comparisons and share them with your friends!

>Beyonce Knowles-Carter
she's without a doubt one of the most insufferable people currently alive. i'll pass.

>""""""""""""live action""""""""""""

I guess you're right

I wish I had. But I was so taken aback by the question and how she asked it that I just smiled at her like a faggot and handed her the drink. And then we walked to the train station in complete silence

Not my fondest kinoplex memory, I have to say

is the dog on the right voiced by a black person?

jungle book had distinct and expressive characters. planet of the apes is entirely tonally different from the lion king and beyond the fact that they have cg talking animals they can’t really be directly compared

youtu.be/6kOI1ghdWnY?t=6m25s

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They all look the same

Big cats in general are lame as fuck
The only cool member of pantherea is the jaguar anyways

Unironically better looking than the real Seth Rogan

Nearly died laughing from this.

Aslan was the best.

>the albino wolf
Fuck Netflix for putting him in the still, it made me sad every time I saw him.

>Jeremy Irons isnt Scar
Shit/10

Classic animal kino

>that hair

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Never user. Its the beginning of the end. Just be happy you get to see the end of civilization.

>what kinda mane you growin man

This. My normie co workers (specifically the women) were losing their minds over nu lion king. Its gonna make a billion easily. Normies will bend over backwarda for these remakes.

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Ok, Why are blacks voicing african animals on a movie that take place in africa ?I mean its really all black, but they didnt do it for the chipmunks, but the lion king.

No, you're just too stupid to tell them apart.

We unironically need to approach people wanting to change their gender differently. I think more time should be spent making the person mind change to fit their body not their body to fit their mind.

"Man, I hate lions. They're so pushy."
"And hairy."
"And stinky."
"And man, are they ever uuuugly!"

Is there any reason why Jeremy Irons is not Scar? Like seriously?

i felt bad for the old man who took care of the cat and the cat just ran away

Well they certainly didn't cast any Indians to play the Indian animals of that Jungle Book movie. They hire Idris Elba, Scarjo and Bill Murray. But gotta exclusively black peoples for Lion King lol.
Creepiest part is how he still smile after being turned into a trophy. Pretty grim tbqh.

Maybe Mufasa scratched Scar's face in the womb?

What does Timone look like?

Society is a fucking joke, but its because of people

Who the fuck would name their baby kitteh Scar, in hope that one he would get a bigass scar on his face?

Also, why did Lion-O's parents name him that? Weren't they also lions? Did Mumm-Ra spend his whole pre-mummified life named for something he wouldn't be until he died? Fuck cartoons.

>As an unironic pussy-ass germaphobe (that I battle with daily), I have to side with the girl in this scenario.
>But I'll still take your word of her being a cunt, in that she surely did something more unbelievably stupid and petty afterward that showed her true colors.
Word I'd never kiss anyone lol

>pubes pig
Well casting is spot on.

I love it when /pol/ embarrasses themselves like this

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Based.
Seethe more, niggers and nigger lovers.

What the fuck are you saying

>Someone types a dumb post that is right-leaning
>/POL/ FUCKING /POL/ RUINING OUR WEBSITE FUCKING /POL/
Why has Yea Forums gone full SJW?

all these animals are dead

Fucking manspreaders

haha

You're dead faggot

lol, have sex polcel

I don't even browse /pol/

This cope

Not an argument

John Oliver out-expresses them all

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SEETHING

Not an argument

hot

fuck jews and fuck niggers

is it narrated by dave attenborough?

No Mexicans yet again dropped

We're not arguing, I'm just flicking you in the forehead

Dungpilled

Underrated post

This one thinks the cast could use more diversity, yes? To see niggers associated so closely with proud Khajiit people.. brings sadness to this one's heart.

Honestly i'd fuck that cgi Nala specifically loli Nala

JUST

kek

JUST FUCK MY REMAKE UP F A M

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Looks like they just took the Shere Khan model from JB, and retooled it to look like a lion instead. Boring as fuck.

AYO WE WUZ
MUHFUKKEN
KANGZZZ

*ahem*
despite being only 13% of the US population...

my sides hurts

holly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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They all look the fucking same.

K I N O
I
N
O

So cute I want to pet their fur

that's literally the Just hair cut

It's unbelievable after typing that, but I have, and I was really into her, but then moments later I had sirens ringing in the back of my head telling me to wipe my mouth.
It's as stupid and pathetic as it sounds, but at the same time, extremely torturous.
Spoke to a doctor about it once and he simply theorized I was just extremely OCD. Completely self aware of it too.
It's a fucking bitch.

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Those thighs

Ironman: Endgame made $2.6B though

Beautiful

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many hours in ms paint

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no you faggot we need to kill them all because they make me uncomfortable

yes, those are thighs

Google black maned lion.

the only thing the lion king had going for it was the animation and the music, and they just removed one of those.

Chance was Michael J. Fox, you drooling nigger.

>game james earl jones back for mufasa
>don't get jeremy irons for scar
what is the fucking point

They couldn’t make Scar black?

>He's got the voice of a white boy
Thats exactly why they went with him. He's the go to white black guy

>calling a lion cub a loli
you unironically need to go for a walk or something

Did he have to be covered in shit

he needs to an hero

>Donald Glover is Simba
>tfw they replace the soundtrack with Childish Gambino

>instead of opening with circle of life the movie opens with a will smith style lion king rap

He's got the most JUST face of them all.

Blacks commit 23% of the Nation's cringe.

>here come the Lion Kings
>africa's defenders
>here come the Lion Kings
>making you remember (who-who-who you are uh huh)

For some reason they needed black people to voice the lions because it takes place in Africa. Doesn't really make sense when the other animals don't need to adhere to this.

Did he died?

>meanwhile only Sonic got delayed
We hanged an innocent man

>not crying when the labrador can't get out of the mud because he's too old and tells them to leave him behind

that poster is pure soul

black people are lions dog there the kings of the jungles that need there women to go hunt for them

Are they from space?

It's a mild bobby sauce.

Why are leftists such bitter virgin losers? lmao

>bitter virgin losers
>that projection

>They must've added an extra negro female lion for diversity.

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>I know right?
Reddit is in your other tab, you faggot

Cast him.

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yes you're projection
white leftists have extremely low birthrates
have sex

>ripped off
it didn't rip off anything, it's portraying an archetype.

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The female lions make my peepee feel funny.

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DUDE HAKUNALMAOTATA

How's dyslexia treating you?

Lel, too fucking good...can't wait to steal this and repost to reddit for 10k upvotes

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>Scar having gold hair
NIGGA DARK LIONS EXIST ITS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH YOU COULDNT GET THE ONLY VOICE ACTORS THAT MATTERED ON THE MOVIE

>he says on the board where losers cry about not having gfs and minorities being in their capeshit manchild media
nice self awareness lmao

kek

Is donald glover the new idris Elba? This talentless hack is everywhere trying to do everything. Hey guys Im a comedian, no wait! Im an actor now, uhhh I mean writer... Oh I can sing listen to me guys. Im black too, If i rap will my countrymen accept me?? Im afraid to be alone.... please help

its even more hilarious if you look into the history of romanticizing lions is entirely a WESTERN CULTURE thing. But nope, not in modern times, now all greco roman culture is WE WUZ KANGZ culture now

>we're in the timeline where disney is actively attempting to wipe out their history of animated movies by creating soulless CGI remakes
i think beauty and the beast was one of the worst offenders, half of the appeal was the animation and literally nobody goes to watch a film for the cgi. fuck, this just looks bad.

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>yes you are projection

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remakes don't erase the original product
there is literally no reason to be upset about this

based ironizer

>thinking the jews are ever going to tone it down

thats kinda lame desu

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N

That's some next level AIDS

That's racist.gif

>he thinks the bottom left lion is Simba

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The entire "everyone to the right of john oliver are incels" meme is projection