ITT: unpopular film and tv opinions

>smoking doesn't make you look coo-

lmao

Season 5 is the best season of Newsradio

The episode of the Simpsons with the Ke$ha opening is, other than that opening, an actually good episode.

feet aren't sexy

Branded To Kill is kind of boring, and I understand why Seijun Suzuki was fired after directing it.

sneed and bane are a comforting presence in my life and I'd be sad if they left Yea Forums

Kek. Well played user.
I guess sometimes you just know :)

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>Branded To Kill is kind of boring, and I understand why Seijun Suzuki was fired after directing it.
Finally someone else with sense.

So all memes aside. This will be a better "movie" than anything hollywood has put out in the last 25 years right?

Im thinking kino is back on the menu boys

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that fucking face
you just know

Good-looking actors are, on average, better at acting than are ugly actors.

Ennio Morricone is a massive hack and the lion's share of his output was ghostwritten by assistants anyway, as is the norm in the Italian film industry.

John Barry fucking sucks as well, he has two modes - pretty kitsch or stripper music.

Ratatouille is the best pixar movie

>sneed and bane are a comforting presence in my life and I'd be sad if they left Yea Forums
Don't worry. I'm sure they'll be replaced by something equally mind numbing. This board never ceases at lowering the bar.

It will be maximum kino

I've seen Youth Of The Beast, Fighting Elegy, Story Of A Prostitute, The Flower And The Angry Waves, and Gate Of Flesh, and they were all better than Branded To Kill

The new Star Wars movies are okay, but not great. The new Star Trek is also okay. The Leftovers is the best TV show of the past decade.

The 70s was the most artistically bankrupt decade in Hollywood's history, because every major film was a compilation of neat stylistic tricks already done by European directors, divorced from their original expressive contexts.

Do you think our guy kojimbo is gonna model margarets feet like he did the joost?

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I didn't like the scenes from the perspective of the rats. Meanwhile the human scenes were actually funny. If they ever made a sequel, I hoped they'd ditch Remy, and have it mostly be about Alfredo and Skinner being rivals in some form.

Oh I hate all Japanese films made between 1962 and 1979, but I agree with your initial point.

The only reason to watch new TV shows in 2019 is the softcore sex scenes.

Actually, I'll post this as a separate point: all Japanese films made between 1962 and 1979 suck (Kurosawa excepted), because years of repression had turned their erotic imaginations monotonously rapey and incesty, making their "New Wave" output a chore to watch.

Trevor Noah sucks, Larry Wilmore should have been Daily Show host

The Hays Code was a great thing, both artistically and ethically.

Jennifer Lawrence is a great movie star who just makes bad choices.

Chris Pratt is a moderately talented individual who's been lucky.

Let's hope not. They're bent out of shape. Léa's will do.

Wrong thread artard.

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Stephen Colbert's original Republican character shtick stopped being funny well before the end of the Bush era, and his switch to playing "himself" represented no real decline.

Steve Martin never stopped being funny.

No one here actually wants to talk about late night tv. This is a covert Death Stranding thread. Jannies are not based so we have to make every thread covert. The trevor noah discussion thread is actually in the Jeopardy thread here I know this may seem confusing if youre new but we have to do this cause the jannies delete perfectly good threads while leaving up shitty offtopic ones. Good luck user

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>This is a covert Death Stranding thread.
You are mistaken, we will post on the far more interesting subject of unpopular movie and TV opinions. I give no fucks about Trevor Noah, that was just a good starting point.

Pics or it didn't happen

Both are mediocre.
But both shows have atrocious writers.

I unironically go to "current-year man" For my soft news/satire. I like the format, and it's actually pretty funny now and again.

>>reddit
only domestic animals watch him

Doing hardcore sex scenes is going to become de rigeur for mainstream movie stars within the next 20 years.

you just k n o w

> smoking is cool
Enjoy your lung cancer!

>#DEATHSTRANDIG
Considering how censorship-happy Sony have become, I'm surprised they allowed this. Then again, cigarettes aren't tits.

>Zoomer vapers detected
Theres nothing more chad than smoking a cigarette

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would you fug her?

Who wouldnt shes a total qt3.14
Kojima has great taste in waifus

>question whether Sony would ordinarily allow this
>lol, zoomer vapers detected!
might want to readjust your detector, user, it's giving you false positives

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Where has smoking ever been censored?

haha, that's a good one, user

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Yeah. In some stupid kids cartoon. Death stranding is for adults user

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Lollipops are cooler anyway, they improved it.

>Death stranding is for adults
>games arent meant to be for kids
poor delusional user

It's a videogame, Sony is deadset on videogames being for kids. Like I said, they've been censorship-happy since control of Playstation switched from Japan to LA. In multi-platform games that are also on the Switch, the Switch versions, the NINTENDO versioons, are coming out less censored.

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