"I'll bet you kiss prostitutes"

>"I'll bet you kiss prostitutes"

I never understood this reference. What did Avery mean by this??

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We all know what he meant.

They're filthy disgusting, diseased whores! But sometimes they have nice arses, so whatever.

prostitutes dont really love you; they dont love anyone anymore in this life. pray that they can love in the life after.

Why not? Chances are I'm gonna have my first time with a prostitute, I wanna have my first kiss then as well. Actually, I'll probably pay for the whole girlfriend experience. I wanna know what it feels like.

>I wanna have my first kiss then as well
Niggas be bussin nuts in those whore's mouths, dude. You might as well have your first kiss with a toilet seat.

There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing to be ashamed of

Only fags kiss prostitutes.

every women takes loads in their mouth, not just prostitutes

feel free to look for an actual virgin lol

I trust that she brushes her teeth between clients.

Regular women don't charge filthy strangers for sex they wouldn't otherwise get, user. Use your head for second. This is how people get aids.

i want you to fall in real love with a girl that nobody but you finds specifically-attractive

Found one.

My taste is too basic for that.

Is missing hookers unusual?

Kissing prostitutes is actually the most Chad thing you can do because most of them have a no kissing policy. It's basically raping them while you're fucking them

You don't kiss prostitutes because odds are they would rather you didn't and trying to be intimate with someone that is getting paid to fuck you is futile.

>I'm gonna be the best Jon ever and think about her pleasure for once! then she will fall in love!

stewarts a fag so calling him gay wouldn't make sense

>What did Avery mean by this??
it's what white guys do. they're also the only ones who pay hookers to eat them out.

Honestly, I'd find it hard to enjoy sex, even paid sex, if there wasn't at least some intimacy to it.

Oh like there aren't black sissies and this is exclusively a white thing

dont fool yourself: YOURE ALWAYS PAYING. one way or another, youre paying.

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Kek

Banging a hooker is nothing to be ashamed of. However its a rare trick you kisses a client. It's seen as too personal. Given the other services they provide it seems redundant but that is the way it is.

kissing a hooker is disgusting
at least you wrap your dick, kissing a hooker on the mouth is like making out with a petri dish of STDs

You can wrap your rascal two times but that's no guarantee its going to save you from the clap.

kissing any random college girl is the exact same thing nowadays, lets be realistic.

if the whore has kids, she may take more care of herself than the college girl, theres that.

but the guy indeed must have some kind of self control and give just a little kiss, lips only, no reason to dive into the whores mouth with tongue, saliva and all that.

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Maybe it's that I'm living in a country where prostitution is legal and somewhat less stigmatized but most prostitutes here seem to offer kissing in their online profile.

I not only kissed a prostitute, but had unprotected vaginal sex and now she comes over to my place like a gf

how many months you got left bro?

He kissed his daughter

You don't pay a prostitute for sex. You pay her to leave. I may be wrong as I am with many things but I don't see this going well for you.

How much do you pay for it?

I kissed a prostitute in a bar in Kenya, now I've had a throat infection for 2 months and recently started coughing up blood. It wasn't even worth it, she was ugly as hell

Damn that's really wholesome, user.
I too, hope you find your companion.

The heart was what the heart wants.

I don't pay her, only the first time. That's why I said she's like an gf now. She comes over to have dinner, sleep together, have breakfast, etc. She helps me cooking and cleaning

user, the biggest aids rates are still on the gay community because anal sex.

not that you shouldnt use a condom, but its not like youre going to fuck a whore and melt like that guy at the end of robocop, after falling into acid.

and even a person with aids fucking another person with aids should use a condom, because the virus has mutations, two people with aids could have different kinds of aids, one more agressive than the other.

anyway.

She's going to rob you.

>a prostitute
> a bar
> in kenya

jesus dude.

>Kenya

You deserve it

Literally why? What's in it for her?

I know, I'm a fucking idiot. I only did it because I was borderline blackout drunk. She also robbed me of $30. Pic related, it's her

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Nigga.

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We like each other

lol

No, seriously.

Dios mio

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wtf that's a guy

If you paid a prostitute just to snuggle and cuddle with you could you still be arrested?

> the lovely nia everybody

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Not if you live (or do it) in a civilized country. Seriously, living in Germany it's so surreal to think that you could be punished for hiring a hooker.

not the same guy: it is possible to have chemistry with a prostitute.

some, with less experience, are wet before you do anything or are really interesting to have a conversation. true story.

why pay a hooker, just go on a cuddle site
cuddlecomfort.com

I had that for 6 years and then had a mental break and I haven't talked to her in 6 months. I don't think she even knows what happened and I'd like to think she would care, but I did too much to her for her to forgive.

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I imagine most of them are glad when they can leave their clients.

What the fuck were you doing in Kenya?

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based

user, what were you doing in Kenya in the first place?

>and even a person with aids fucking another person with aids should use a condom, because the virus has mutations, two people with aids could have different kinds of aids, one more agressive than the other.
Holy shit that's fucking crazy and horrifying

I've kissed a prostitute. Even had her sit on my face while she sucked my dick. She looked like kristen ritter

you mean HIV

how the fuck do so many of you faggots confuse prostitues with porn stars

sure, but most of the clients are terrible. most are married, wich is already shitty as fuck.

im single, i want to get my dick wet and i dont want to invest into a meaningless relationship, so its pretty much like a meal most of the time.

he cute user GG

Based

theres a doc about aids were the guy question if the virus even exist.

there this scene were someone explain to him that if he take a test on africa and other in japan, and both of them offer the same 'result', the criteria to have or not aids is being on africa or japan. LOL

if youre in japan you dont have aids, if youre in africa you do.

but condoms are important one way or another because there a whole bunch of things a person can catch, aids is just the worst of.

You literally rubbed tongues and tasted the mouth of a whore whos swallowed atleast a million nigger loads, most of them probably afflicted with one or the other STD owing to their animalistic lifestyle. Im surprised you are still alive but that will be remedied in a few months tops, hope you have your will and everything sorted out bro

Looking for the birth certificate obviously

She looks mentally ill, and you'd have to be mentally ill to talk to her

where the fuck is your life right now nigga

They're basically the same thing

>You don't pay a prostitute for sex. You pay her to leave.
explain
what were you doing in Kenya? I'm very curious
tell me more about this hooker friendship user, sounds interesting.

I once paid a prostitute to just jerk me off
I was scared of catching some shit

>what were you doing in Kenya?
I was on a backpacking through a few countries in Sub-Saharan Africa (Kenya, Ethiopia, Uganda, Rwanda)

Also I wish I'd never posted this, you guys have got me scared that she infected me with HIV, even though you can't get it from kissing.

How did you survive backpacking through Africa when you didn't even manage not to drunkenly kiss a kenyan hooker?

No, they do it for free. Dumb sluts

My gf is a muslim virgin, idk this feel

Africa's not as dangerous as you think. I get the feeling you're an American who's never been outside his home country.

Because I like the idea of paying a hooker to come to your house and making her believe you're about to do some horrific, lovecraftian shit to her only to do a 360 and cuddle with her instead.

No, not really, western european who's never really been outside of what's usually considered the first world, though.

What's the difference?
>prostitute has sex for money
>porn star has sex for money on camera

>t. African rapist

>Kiss lips that have already been wrapped around 9 other cocks in the past 24 hours

Disgusting.

You should pimp her out

i'd do it but i imagine that feels even more awkward than sex,

>only fags hire prostitutes
Fixed that for you. What kind of desperate ugly fag hires someone to pretend to like them?

>explain
It has two meanings, depending on who you ask;

The first one is the fact that all women are prostitutes in some sense. With normal girls, you pay for sex by buying her drinks, dinner, gifts, etc, and you have to deal with their emotional bullshit. With prostitutes, you get sex and you pay them to not bother you with their emotional garbage.

The second one is that most non-loser men who purchase services from prostitutes does it precisely because they don't want to have to deal with the hassle of relationships; thus, the money isn't for sex. It's to get them to leave.

Mate, I'm 26 years old and I don't think I ever was in a situation that could, in any conceivable way, have lead to me having sex. And society makes a big enough deal out of having sex that by now I really want to know what it feels like.

>With normal girls, you pay for sex by buying her drinks, dinner, gifts, etc, and you have to deal with their emotional bullshit.
user, it's not 1980 anymore. Girls pay for their own shit for the most part. They have jobs. You can insist if you want but you don't "have to" pay for jack shit. It's normal dating etiquette now to split that shit. Not that I'd expect anyone on this board to have dated in the past decade.

It's also harder to "buy" a woman into liking you. Either they find you attractive or they don't. When they have their own personal income, they don't really need you to buy shit for them. So unless you're dating some jobless leech, none of this even applies.

So yeah, no. That's not how it works anymore. The problem is for a relationship to work, you have to actually be kinda attractive and desirable. Not "money" or amount of time invested. The guys that are too ugly to get girls hire prostitutes.

>even though you can't get it from kissing

If it was open-mouth/tongue kissing, then HIV and just about every other virus can be transmitted if both you and her had soars, tears or microtears inside or on the outside of your mouths.
You're right that HIV isn't transmitted through saliva, but microtears in the mouth is extremely fucking common, and HIV can be transmitted through that.

Good luck, you degenerate cunt.

"sometimes the heart wants what the dick wants"

- Tony Soprano c. 2001

You can make whatever excuse you want my friend. I'm not going to say don't do it. Just don't be under any impression that what you're doing is "normal" for actual attractive or high quality men. The dogs and dregs are the ones who go to prostitutes.

Maybe if you're like 50 and divorced or your wife is dead or something, you get a pass on going to prostitutes for affection. At 26, you fucked up somewhere and you're a loser if you haven't had sex. It is what it is, but why even pretend you're not?

Just find a fat girl user

Different person, but shut the fuck up, I've lived my life responsibly and have a good education and career, and I'm unable to interact with people and have been since I was in preschool. Yet I'm successful in other areas of life and in fact make above the national average for total household income at my first ever job despite just being a loser Yea Forums poster who is a virgin.

>The guys that are too ugly to get girls hire prostitutes
Not at all. Now I don't pay for pussy, but I know several girls who have sold theirs. And the thing that surprised all of them was that the vast majority of their clients were married men with good jobs, or average/good looking men who just couldn't be bothered with relationships. Sure, they got the occasional fat creeper, but they were the exception rather than the rule.

or a fat boy, they're the cuddliest

>Different person, but shut the fuck up,
No. Fuck yourself. Tired of bum ass men thinking they're kings when they slink off to some dirty shithole to throw money at some diseased whore and think they aren't pathetic fucks for doing it.

By all means, go ahead and be a pathetic bitch ,but don't lecture everyone else that you're still totally a man when you have to fucking hire someone just to want to like you or fuck you. It's fucking pathetic. I don't care about your excuses.

Except attractive men can hook up for free. They don't need to pay for it. Your anecdotes don't mean shit to me. I've seen documentaries about whores and I know the type of guys going to them. They generally fall into two categories: old fucks and ugly young fucks/failures. Because it takes a kind of pathetic desperation to be okay with hiring a whore.

good lord user

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>Except attractive men can hook up for free. They don't need to pay for it.

It isn't about the "free" part, you retarded cunt. It's about the discretion. An escort isn't going to fall in love with you and threaten to call your wife like a civilian cunt could.

Reminder that if you didn't get with your highschool qt you are forever doomed to sharing used women with other men for the rest of your life.

Nobody eats out hookers.

>An escort isn't going to fall in love with you and threaten to call your wife like a civilian cunt could.
Yeah, drug addicted whores are trustworthy people that wouldn't at all squeeze you for extra cash to keep your secret.

Where tf do you even find prostitutes?

Traditionally you don't kiss prostitutes, although properly speaking it's prostitutes who refuse to kiss their clients.

I kiss prostitutes. I eat their asses too. Axe me anything.

>now I've had a throat infection for 2 months and recently started coughing up blood.
Shit I hope you didn't infect her

>I kiss prostitutes. I eat their asses too

What does it feel like to put your lips on something that has had 9 other cocks in it in the last 24 hours alone? Is it a humiliation fetish?

Only with minors from 3rd world... Do it...

You're so fucking virginal and puritan-spooked, it's sad.

Tomorrow I'm going to an orgy where both civilian women and hookers will be present. I will feast like an animal while you masturbate to Googled images of Bulma.

No, I just love to eat ass. Also, when I've done this, it's generally been in places where the appointments are too short for anal. If you mean it's had 9 other cocks NEAR it, sure, but they clean themselves thoroughly.

You still kiss lips that have been wrapped around 9 other cocks in the past 24 hours. Many of them surely diseased, although not visibly.

Are you one of those guys who wanders into public bathrooms to lick the toilet seats?

Those are just the guys willing to appear on camera, the married successful guys won't be, for obvious reasons.

>surely diseased
Who is it that's got you guys thinking that bought sex is at an 16th century level? Hookers are cleaner than civilian women, because their body is their livelihood.

Tell that to John McAfee

I think that user is exclusively talking about drug addicted streetwalkers who charge $20 for a blowjob, whose clients are obviously exclusively the absolute dregs of society.

He doesn't realize that there are different markets with different quality girls. One for the dregs of society, one for normal people, and one for the richfags.

People do orgies on Mondays?

Ever heard of mouthwash? They don't just carry the taste of dicks in their mouths all day, they swill as soon as the appointment ends.

I've always wanted to try a street girl, but I don't drive and I'd doubt my ability to stay hard in an alleyway or whereever I'd fuck them instead of a car. I've thought of asking a friend to drive me, but I suspect a lot of girls wouldn't get into a car with two dudes.

Yeah!

Assmad pathetic fag is assmad. I'm sorry that you think so highly of yourself and spend all of your time anonymously boasting, user. But in the real world you're seen as trash. I'm just letting you know. Maybe if you want people to blow smoke up your ass about how you're no less of a man for slinking off to drug addled prostitutes, go on over to reddit. They'll insist that both you and the poor high school dropout prostitutes are every bit the winners as anyone else is.

Jesus christ user.
I'd cross to the other side of the street if that raid boss were approaching me, and I'm a fucking lonely & horny poster

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>enter thread
>think its a rare and BASED American Dad thread
I could not possibly have been more wrong

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>How do I become a Pro cuddler?
>How do I book a Pro cuddler?
My first thought - oh okay, smart front for hooking.

My second thought - I can get paid for cuddling? Finally, a job that suits my lifestyle!

Nah. They're all trash and the men who buy them are all trash. Yes, they're different "quality" of trash. Some is actual gutter trash while other trash is dressed up all nicely. But no, it changes nothing. Hiring a high class hooker is still pathetic.

>every bit the winners as
You can't even use the language, but whatever.

Only one of the prostitutes I've fucked seemed to be under the influence of drugs, and she was the most middle class one, an artist who did hooking on the side.

THIS IS WHY I COME TO Yea Forums

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But I cum inside women and you cum in your hand, sooooo...

these fucking replies have me dead

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>tfw a 7/10 mate of mine decided to whore himself out while we were in college
Even though his ad stated that he was hetero, 80% of the calls were from old, thirsty married men. But the 20% women who called were usually in their late 30s or 40s, who just wasn't being satisfied at home.

He charged $150 an hour and had about 6-7 clients a week, usually they became regulars. It was good money as a student, but it really fucked with his ability to maintain relationships after that.

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Nobody cares. You're a loser. It's funny hearing you guys trip over yourselves to make excuses because you know deep down that I'm right. The best you can come up with is "scummy shitheads that cheat on their wives use prostitutes, and they have jobs! They can't be losers or shitty people!"

A shame you can't pay me to pretend you're not a loser.

That's inaccurate. But whatever you have to tell yourself to justify your pathetic behavior.

>user, it's not 1980 anymore. Girls pay for their own shit for the most part. They have jobs. You can insist if you want but you don't "have to" pay for jack shit. It's normal dating etiquette now to split that shit. Not that I'd expect anyone on this board to have dated in the past decade.

Why would I'd want to date a girl like this?

them titties tho

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>Too ugly to get girls
>Yet gets the best girls

Explain

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Why would I care what a virgin thinks a loser is?

You cum on your belly, you mean?

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Imagine how this guy is going to feel once he finds out her wife cheated on him

>prostitutes
>best girls
wew lad

>Ugly guys dont get to fuck for free
>Several stories ITT about a guy who now gets to fuck hookers for free

You are making no sense whatsoever

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>bitter fag that must hire prostitutes insists all other men are in unhappy relationships to cope with his own unhappiness: the post

>You can't get it from kissing
user, I...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what's your problem with hoes and johns buddy? you're starting to sound like a woman with how far you're going with this

>if u dont hire prostitutes ur a virgin!!!
You really showed me.

When you're going to fuck someone, you don't rate them on account of their mental stability. Finding a literal 10/10 high-end escort in any city is easy as fuck.

When the only thing you're looking for is to satisfy your dick, would you rather have a 4/10 girl with a great personality and her sanity intact, or a 10/10 lunatic whose only job is to focus on your cock for an hour before she leaves?

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She is using you and you're fucking retarded lol

She literally sauntered up to me in the bar, sat on my lap, then pulled her tits out of her dress and I startled playing with them right there in the bar. Then I put her boobs back inside her dress but she kept pulling them back out. Then the security guard kicked her out of the bar for "acting like an animal". She was legit batshit insane.

Sure, I don't pretend I'm better than I am. I don't look very good, I'm not succesful, I'm not interesting, I'm not even especially nice. I'm not claiming I don't deserve being considered unattractive. And I don't feel like I'm entitled to having sex, I would simply like to at some point and if it's a service I pay for than I'm not ashamed to.

>what's your problem with hoes and johns buddy?
They're both trashy, low quality people?

>you're starting to sound like a woman with how far you're going with this
Oh I better stop talking about it then. Calling pathetic fags out on their pathetic behavior is a surefire way to come off as a woman.

i have a friend whos sister became addicted to drugs and then starting hooking
she was white and fucking niggers for money
one of those niggers had a girlfriend and she found out about the hookerings
she went to the motel where she was hooking and beat her ass while she was completely naked to the point where my friends sister was so fucked up and out of it she ran and got hit by a car and died

tl;dr my friends sister was a hooker and died

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> Men should judge themselves on what roasties think of them, I'm awesome because roasties like me

Kys.

I dont want to put my dick in an ugly fat old liberal girl who fucked 17 guys in college

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You are a virgin though, a guy who got laid regularly wouldn't bother having an opinion of guys who fuck prostitutes.

That's fine. That's exactly what prostitutes are for.

honestly it is, i've never heard a man go off on this sort of tangent against hoes. it's only other bitches who do this shit, it's in their nature to do so.

>low quality
You sound like a black "career woman".

Post the ugliest whore in your town
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>A guy who did a thing wouldn't have an opinion on something else
Cope

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>mfw I saw this Polish hooker regularly, and fucked her so well she started giving me freebies and buying me bottles of vodka and letting me stop at her place for free and fuck her for free

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Have sex.

I'm 28, I have had girlfriends since I was 16 years old. It doesn't take much for me to get a new girlfriend.

Thing is, I don't want a girlfriend. Women are stupid. Having to deal with them is tiresome. I also hate having to go online every day to chat with someone, or having to call or receive call from someone on my free hours, in my free time, I want to be alone and shitpost on Yea Forums, not engage in social interactions with actual humans.

I have been paying for hookers for over a year now, and my life has never been more comfy than it is now. Fuck women, literally.

human papillomavirus finna boutta dab on you

>reddit spacing
Also, by what metric do you judge yourself by, then? "I don't care if women want me or not" is the male equivalent of a fat feminist saying she doesn't need a man and she loves her own body.

It's fine to say you don't need female approval. It's another to stick your head in the sand about being an ugly fuck and undesirable ghoul that has to hire prostitutes while pretending you're an attractive alpha male. The reality is you're just a pathetic retard.

you're first herpes as well huh

>I have been paying for hookers for over a year now, and my life has never been more comfy than it is now. Fuck women, literally.
Just over two years for me and I'll never go back. This is the sweet life.

>this post was brought to you by a femanon

I live in Germany. It's literally a legal trade here.

You're an exact fucking replica of me, except I'm 30. I unironically spend less money directly paying for sex than I did when I was in relationships, and I'm just as sexually satisfied, if not more.

Fuck expensive holidays. Fuck "romantic dinners". Fuck having to waste time and energy on comforting their emotional demands.

>them dick sucking lips

I kinda understand user.

You did good, boy.

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Going to Bangkok for a business trip in July. Any tips? Will stay for 1month

>drug addicted streetwalkers

They tend to be the craziest fucks though, met one who was willing to people brand her for 50 euros.

I went to a brothel drunk once, we ended up 69ing and fucking without protection

Why she allowed that I have no idea

STD free though so there is that

Herpes man.

she do crack

>prostitutes don't kiss
stop going cheap or deal with your shit country

>prostitutes are diseased
again, shit country. if it's legal, they are much cleaner than your average girl because they have to be. even so, they will be more mindful. you realise every girl is a whore right?

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You dumb motherfucker

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Fucking kek

Wow. Doing a prostitute rawdog is on my list.

Explain the rationale behind this statement. Why does the thought of infecting yourself with viruses turn you on?

>too much of an autist to even buy a hooker

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Trust me, they see the weirdest shit.

You could be as autistic as you want and ask to shit in their mouth, and I guarantee you it'd be just another day at the office for them.

People from areas where it’s banned think every prostitute is a street walker, which to be fair is like simultaneously playing Russian roulette and sticking your dick in a toilet while giving credit card details to a Nigerian Prince.
They don’t get that where it’s legal the non street walkers live by their reputation, which means it’s relatively safe.

The heat, the wet, the grip.

I used to fuck a lot of prostitutes but i'm trying to stop now, it's a waste of money

Use a website, they may have a way to contact them via text.

Text them and tell them its your first time, they will help you out. They want your money, you want their body, she will make it work. All you need is the confidence of saying "Hi, how does this work?"

Why is this so amusing to everyone? This is just a normal looking black woman. Why the fuck is everyone in hysterics over this? Honestly says a lot about the state of this board.

Same, also don't understand all these stupid fucking acronyms and other services
Just let me fuck for gods sake - stop making shit complicated

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In my country its banned, but that doesn't matter, they just work as escorts, and yes they have a reputation to keep.

found the aids faggot

you caught aids

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He kissed that.

so how much does someone like that cost?

and how do you make sure you dont catch a flesh esting virus on your weenus?

Tits or GTFO

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Did you travel back in time a few hundred thousand years?

A few hundred

By spending a few hundred on it. Jesus, just go to the Netherlands or Germany or some other non shithole country where it's legal.

By God I hope this is bait.

2000-3000 mexican pesos

Use a rubber

honestly, thats not bad. If i was horny and lonely i would absolutely get on that shit.

im gonna guess she is with you for like an hour right? I would have to get straigjt to it and fuck like a madmen for it to be worth it

You can find 10/10s in any city on the fucking planet. In the US/Europe they usually cost anywhere from $150-300 for an hour.

Here's Las Vegas as an example. Keep in mind this is an agency, so all the pictures are real.
bunniesoflasvegas.com/

Now tell me there aren't a fuckton of 10/10s in their catalogue.

see thats the thing, do people find these girls by just googling escort + city?

how do you make sure the bitch you asked for is the one that shows up?

Look for reviews.
Word tends to spread about bait and switch agencies.

There are a bunch of different escort websites for different countries. On many of them, the website makes the escorts who puts out ads verify that they are the one in the picture by making them "lmao put shoe on head with timestamp", plus there are reviews like on Amazon. Where it's legal, it's the same, but there are also escort agencies who don't fuck around with their reputations.

reviews, they usually have videos on their catalogue as well

Whores are just women who display their true nature

we got a based guy here

Women are just whores, and whores are just women. There isn't anything more to it.

Makes sense.

I would be fucking scared of requesting an escort in mexico tho, since that guy mentioned pesos.

I feel like a narco or at least a bitch carrying a miasma of stds would show up

Is she wearing a wig?

>tfw 80% of those women are hotter than any woman i've ever seen in porn

jesus fucking christ. and that's only $150 or $300 per hour?

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There is no amount of liquor that you get me to interact with that creature let alone have it suck my peepee

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If said escort had clients that are narcos, then she will be the cleanest bitch ever, because otherwise she risks getting her face chopped off.

Yep. Escort agencies is where aspiring young models from all over the world end up working. In a city like Vegas, they charge $150 per hour, but a lot of customers leave a healthy tip on top of that. So I'd bet their hourly average is closer to $300.

Nigga, her ass was ravaged by entire punjabi armies. She took hundreds of loads up her shitter and her mouth. My advice is to go to england and use an unraped englisch girl. It's not like they have human rights anyway.

My bad, I got things mixed up. $150 is usually for 30 minutes, while it's $300 for an hour.

Did she wore gloves?

>tfw had a supersecret muslim girlfriend from my school when i was 17

She let me fuck her mouth and ass, just not the vagina. It was almost 10 years ago, but I saw on facebook that she's married. I bet she told the guy she married that she was a virgin.

Hello Ryan Boundless!

You are doing the right thing. I lost my virginity when I was 14 to a prostitute, it was ok. The first time is when you should work on pounding a pussy like a madmen. The first kiss you make a girl drunk and act as if you are drunk too. If you suck at kissing "play dead"(you will). Do it the next week again and so on. Till you suck less at kissing.

On the contrary, I know someone who paid 900 europoors to lick out prostitutes all night.

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UNFRIENDLY REMINDER that whoring is a sin and the fifth circle of hell is reserved for men that commit the carnal sin of lust. Im 6'2, 200 lbs and somewhat average looking, never had any experience with women that went beyond the usual polite conversation and I would NEVER engage in any such depraved activities. Remeber that hell is for eternity and I would rather be a loser and not go to hell than become hedonistic and rot in Satans domain.

Get tested, you subhuman scum.

I do. I eat the ass, too.

Go to Vegas, marry an escort, fuck her, go back and have the marriage annulled. All of the above should take you 4 hours tops.

There you go. You just experienced sex without angering God.

have sex

Satan already won, its over my brother.

I will walk under God's light when the state prevents women from worshipping Satan. But in the meantime, I will fuck escorts.

Divorce is extremely unchristian and a sin in itself. Making a mockery of the holy vows of marriage is an affront to God and a grave insult to the sanctity of the eternal bonds that bind two souls for eternity. Sorry but not willing to taste the fires of hell and Gods wrath over indulging my baser instincts

You don't have to divorce her. Just leave Vegas. You'll never see her again, and it'll take approximately 10 hours for her to forget that she ever met you.

Just tell God it's a long distance relationship.

You willingly defy God by giving into your baser instincts and justify it by pointing at the depraved state of the world. Remember that the Lord is our Shephard and we are his flock, you may be astray at the moment but should you repent for your actions He will welcome you back with open arms. Abandon your heathen ways and return to Gods light if you do not wish to suffer an eternity getting sorched by the flames

>but should you repent for your actions He will welcome you back with open arms
And I will, after the world is fixed.

If God is in charge of the current state of the world, then he deserves to be abandoned.

The state isn't forcing you to sin by fornicating with the unclean.

Tits or GTFO!

> Muh reddit spacing

Only the stupidest replies bitch about this. Reddit spacing makes things easier to read. I've posted on reddit literally three times before all on the Donald during the election.

The less then 5% of American women who are worth anything more then their holes tend to be with a high school (or perhaps earlier) sweetheart.

The rest are fat feminists, lesbians, attracted to Jeremy Meeks or various petty career criminal lowlifes, tattoo artists, bikers, unsuccessful musicians etc.

I make money have an engineering degree am not fat and yes I am better then such lowlifes generally no matter what roasties think of me. And what they think doesn't matter because I can fuck hookers when I want to.

They're called "escorts" and you find them online such as eros.com
Never discuss sex with them ahead of time, it's technically legal as long as neither of you explicitly mentions sex for money. Say you're paying them for a "date"

How common is it? And how legal? It's technically legal in Nevada but it's so regulated that you can only get it in brothels outside the cities

Because other users of prostitutes (me) like to cum in their mouths.

just make sure you find a cute early twenties one. 26 and older escorts are disgusting.

>How common is it? And how legal?

Common and legal enough that as a client you shouldn't have trouble finding escorts basically anywhere. You go to one of the sites, you look up which escorts offer services nearby and you contact them. It's at worst slightly harder than finding a barber.

lies i knew one who was mid 30's who was amazing. she would literally do anything and was so fucking experienced at what she did she made me believe she was into everything every time. young ones are still prudish retarded. the kind who read a label on the moisturizing cream while you fuck

I don't hire escorts older than 22 years old.

>However its a rare trick you kisses a client. It's seen as too personal.
lol no. GFE is common as fuck, you retard. Are you one of those faggots who pretends "escorts" aren't hookers?

fucking hell

Don't beat yourself up dude, I doubt the kissing got you sick. By the looks of that filthy slag you were already infected the moment you got within 15 feet.

How do you feel about her still fucking other guys for money?

if you want that kissing bs just ask if they do full girlfriend experience. most don't give a fuck or get off on it knowing your are kissing a mouth that had semen in it 2 hours ago

You know both Jack and Shit. I've been with all kinds, punched above my weight, done better than I ever had a right to do with women, and top tier hookers STILL blow my fucking mind. Furthermore, most of them make genuinely great company. Being fun to be around even when they're not riding cock is part of their job description once you're shelling out hundreds on the hour.

lol

How much does it cost to hire an escort for some conversation before and afterwards?

> This is what roasties actually consider a high quality man.

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The only thing I go to escorts for is rimjobs. The thought of some guy paying to eat my ass by proxy is actually pretty funny.

I read somewhere that the tatoo of the tear near his eye marks him for a faggot that gets fucked in the ass by other inmates, often forcibly.

It means he killed someone. Stop projecting.

Here's me shitting on a post, while also being on 'the same side'.

On this post:
You're definitely a woman, and at least too influenced by black culture, if not an outright nigger.
>Bum ass men
You write like the most bitter ugly girl. That's how you come across, like someone angry at the idea of men using prostitutes because you are so fucking lonely and angry that you have no one. I'd sarcastically ask: how long has it been since you were held by anyone?
But I worry you'd answer and waste my time reading some sad lies.

On topic:
Using prostitutes is so far beyond sad for me, I don't think I'd probably drift from any friend like that. I can imagine the sort of person that ends up in that state, and I feel for you like I do towards a... what, crack addict or something. And I do wish you the best, and this might be something you need to start getting up from rock bottom, maybe. But I wouldn't want someone as entirely dysfunctional as that near anyone I enjoyed having contact with, because that social awareness vacuum must drain the will to interact from anyone, like personality gore.

Is American Dad still any good? I don't recall it going downhill much beyond flanderising Stan real hard, but I'm probably way behind.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teardrop_tattoo
Literally the first link you retard

based and rimjobpilled

>In some cases, it may signify that the wearer has raped or killed someone.

In your own link. Looking at the photo, does he appear to be someone who'd be raped/turned into property? Again, don't project. Just because you'd be worth about as much as a roll of toilet paper, lmao.

you found and exception, good for you. i also found similar ones that also happen to be young and pretty. but it is so easy to be deceived from fake photos and ages. as a rule of thumb if the ad says she's 18, she's probably 21; if it says 21, she's 26; if it says 26 she's probably 40 or older

Hes only one man, whats he gonna do against a bunch of hardened lifers who've set their eyes on him? Face it, your crush was brutally beaten and raped in jail by multiple Bull queers, hell he's probably gotten used to it and even enjoys that shit now lmao

Kissing prostitutes

"Superaids" is a meme, but multivalent HIV strains do exist. Once again you can mostly thank gay men for that.

Lmao how do you even get beat up by a nigger unless there's 14 of them

Kissing is gay

BBBJ is fine bro. The chances of catching something are absolutely miniscule when getting your dick sucked.

I mean, technically speaking she is.

Vaginal virginity is highly prized even by hardcore Christian and Muslim girls. It's why if they have long relationships before marriage they inadvertently turn into buttsluts to preserve their hymens.

Have sex.

Literally any city. We went to Ocean City NJ for my brother's bachelor party and groups of whores would just accost you as soon as you stepped out of a strip club. They knew to hang out around strip clubs because strippers just tease (whereas they perform the full service) and guys would be horny coming out.

>prostitutes dont really love you
Neither do other women. Women's love for men is transactional, and one of men's greatest weakness is projecting his selfless (Agape) love onto women.

Many do charge, retard. Instead of money they require you take them out to eat, buy them a drink at a bar, or some other task first.

>transactional
lmao consensual sex doesn't count bro

You'd rather pay for one that got fucked 100 times last night then?

Talk about some real brain damage.

AdultWork, a website. If your country blocks it, use Tor.

I only use Streetwalkers for BJs. I am way too wary about STIs to try anything else. I have no issues with BBBJ as long as their mouths don't look like they're blatantly diseased.

Most of the time.now, I visit AMPs or this 60 yo masseuse that literally gives the best HJs and prostate massages I've ever had.

Sex workers are consenting, if they decide they don't want to fuck you a heavy pipe-hittin' nigga appears and escorts you from the area. Fewer sex workers get pressurized into sex they don't want than civilian women.

They are paying for a service that literally prevents incels from mass shootings. It's a profession as old as society itself. I wouldn't quite call it noble, but I respect sex workers who genuinely are professional about it and do it because they are good at it and enjoy providing people with pleasure.

>AMPs
I can't remember what this stands for.

You know what's sadder than hiring a hooker?

Being this invested in trying to dogpile an already down user. Get a fucking life you homunculus.

>does he look like someone who'd be raped
Just look at those dick sucking lips. I'd tear that boipussy up if I was in for life anyway.

They were the first capitalists, and the first feminists. They may even have been the first priestesses. You can tell how healthy a society is by its attitude to sex work, imho.

He has the look of a bottom bitch about him. For some reason women seem to equate good looks with "toughness" when the good looks and feminine features definitely made him stand out for some backdoor bunk loving

Why is it considered sad now? Back in the Wild West hookers were the thing.

>agape

Hookers still ARE the thing.

I hope for your sake you are just larping. If not, you are fucked.

Because paying for pussy in the age where pussy is handed in droves with no societal repercussions indicates a personal failure in character and/or physicality.

Still while I think it's sad I wouldn't go to some poor guy that has to buy sex to get it and be all "LOL UR PATHETIC BRO" to tickle my pickle.

It'd be like beating up a guy in a wheelchair and then trying to get high fives for it.

I wouldn't say I respect them but I'd put them one level above actors

>Because paying for pussy in the age where pussy is handed in droves
But not to you or to anyone who post here, stop LARPing.

t.phosphorescent dea nigger

I disagree. Handed out in droves? funny. You pay for the sex aither way through just handing it over to fucking expensive drinks or meals and gifts.
keep larping, virgin.

Why are you this desperate and lashing out? Did your wife's boyfriend not gift you a new hoverboard on your bday?

Hookers are better than you. let that sink in.

Maybe it is an american thing specifically but if you go clubbing chances are you get your dick sucked for free.

Also tinder. But only if you're not ugly.

You're trying hard to cope about having to pay for sex by trying to bring down another person. Hard to let that sink in but try anyways.

Based. Is it socially acceptable? So normal men do it?

Total bullshit.

Kek found the chubby-chaser.
Some of us don't want to fuck droves of fat chicks

read

This has the potential to be a good thread about how to find and employ sex workers. You're happy with your onanistic lifestyle, that's cool, but quit spamming your pretend-Chad comments and let the adults talk.

It's still seen as kinda sleazy and not the type of thing you'd admit to in polite conversation but there's not a huge stigma attached to it either.

consentual sex is just as cucked as watching a girl fuck a nigger.

ahh ofc. i forgot about the yeast infected fatties.
fucking degenerates.

See the girls here Most guys, meaning average looking guys, will never fucking ever have the chance of fucking someone as beautiful as any of those girls for free. I don't see it as a defeat on their part, if they choose to spend half a days wage to fuck a girl they can otherwise only dream about, rather than settle in a relationship with an average girl, or settle for a sloppy blowjob from a chubbyfat girl at a club.

Yeah, normal men do it, but only talk about doing it when you're in all-male company, and even then, don't mention it around a guy who's uncool, a square, or thirsty for good boy points, he'll say some pathetic bullshit that will make you sorry for him.

Asian Massage Parlor

I recommend Rubmaps.

100% agree

>I'm the concentration-camp-skinny asthmatic dude in the leather trenchcoat who hangs around the obese, legally deaf girl at the club all night!
Good for you.

AAAAAAH of course, thanks!

Think of it like taking a shit in a public bathroom. You know someone has already used it, but you pretend you're the first if the toilet looks clean.
You can't exactly pretend that some dude didn't cum in the girls mouth earlier that same day if she sucks dick for money

Africa is not that dangerous if you look like you're dangerous. Helpless basedboys or women can get fucked up pretty fast if they step outside of tourist areas. Actually that goes for every single place on earth though.

so left or right hand?

The risk is always there, but unless you have a deep relationship with a virgin, STIs are always present even with regular hookups.

I blame the birth control pill honestly. It was wholly and intentionally misused and abused by non-married women who now have no reason to even think about preserving their virtue, because they can get their rocks off with the Chadliest Chad possible just by spreading their legs without 18 year long consequences.

Society degenerated into most women going for the 10/10 guys post-1950s, leaving anyone below them wanting for sex and companionship (which is the whole fucking reason marriage exists in the first place, as a social contract that mutually benefits both man and woman), so now those men shun women and just pay hookers for release. It's a degenerative downward spiral but it is what it is.

Are you honestly telling me you believe the average prostitute does anything besides rinsing their mouth, maybe with mouthwash, after blowing a client?

Mix it up, lets go with left.
Hookups are degenerate baseline.
>birth control
Not entirely but yes, very key to women turning into utter whores, coupled with some other features like the endless (((propaganda))) and readily available abortions with no social or legal consequences etc.
>80-20 rule
Yes
>Spiraling degeneracy.
Yes but not for much longer.

>user gets a bunch of dipshits to believe he got Ebola from a kenyan prostitute

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I agree with you that hookups are degenerate even if consensual sex is considered fine. Sex is the greatest tool for pair bonding, which is again why marriage is so important (or at least it was). Now it's taken for granted and is no longer treated as something special and intensely intimate between two people.

All that being said, I don't think being a celibate paragon of virtue is better than a lonely guy who needs to get his rocks off with companionship occasionally. I agree that it's degenerate, but society has degenerated more and more because women become more and more "liberated" and simultaneously more unhappy, which turned into spite for average men which turned into men being unhappy and spiting most women. It's a vicious cycle that's only happened with the advent of birth control. Wives using it to prevent pregnancies as it was intended is fine, but it was and is a monkey's paw that has been abused. Women got exactly what they wanted and they are miserable for it, and their misery makes everyone else miserable.

the nice ones won't even charge you for that

Well, but I'm wasting time she could spend servicing the next client, ie, doing her job and making money.