>tfw on vacation in Mykonos with my boss and his special friend
What kinos should I watch to pass the time here. Shit's real boring here after a couple days as there's nothing to do but swim in the beach or eat at overpriced restaurants with mediocre food, and there's still five days to go.
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men were made to love women and give them everything
Kinos? Aren't you too busy having sex with them for that?
damn, that guy on the right could pass as my cock twin. literally the same shape size and look
drive about an hour inland take a seat in a restaurant that isnt a franchise and enjoy probably have local dialect in the name or the name of the town
I've never had sex with them and never will because that's gay.
somehow, this post is even gayer than OP's image
what a fucking prude. live a little lmao
fuck off roastie
I think I might be gay shit
is that the barstools pizza review guy
nice
One suck, everyone knows the rules.
He's too pure for us, probably already married wife/kids, gorgeous still
is that randy bobandy buttoning up his pants?
Kill yourself faggot scum
It is such a curse having a mega-grower. 2.5" flaccid (and skinny too) at best but grow to ~6.6" and medium-girth. Almost 3x size increase. I'll never be able to go to beaches like this without either feeling bad or being that weirdo telling everyone that he's a grower. And these assholes with the big flaccid cocks probably only grow 1.5x max.
fuck off
Kill yourself faggot scum
Fuck off randy
Kill yourself faggot scum
No burgers here randy, fuck off
Why are you still here user? :3
Kill yourself faggot scum
Dammit Randy, fuck off. And go put on a fucking shirt for christ sake.
just go hard, duh
That's it Hiro, I'm pulling all my funding for your disgusting degenerate website!
>this coming from a massive bisexual
I'm not gay but I understand the appeal.
Kill yourself faggot scum
What's this schizoid's problem bros?
yikes
C U T E
he gay
guys i know we're on internet forum but cant you be optimistic for everyone no matter how much bad they did on this fantastical internet forum?
He's tagging the gay posts so he can come back to them later
I'm gay and I understand the appeal of women. Just watched all of Mad Men and I had more of a thing for Betty and Jean than any of the male cast. Except Bob Benson.
Kill yourself faggot scum
f u c k f f fuck ooo fuck fuck
o o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o
f u c k f k f o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o o
o oooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
Small dick
Kill yourself faggot scum
iktf bro. i love mad men but there is no one for a gayboy to look at in that entire cast
>he was molested
i'm a grower not a shower ok?
No it isn't. Fucking degenerates spreading the gay agenda on this board. Fuck I can't wait for the purge.
fucking fags kill yourselves rather see blacked than this shit
Kill yourself faggot scum
of course you would, cuck
eww. don't fucking respond to me. I don't want your aids fagget
These beauties were enough for me. Bob was barely in the show anyway but that scene with him in Jean's apartment wearing his summer shorts got me going.
I already gave it to your dad from endless ass poundings over the years. Surprised he didn't give it to you by now.
I disagree. One is a reproductive dead end whereas the other is dysgenic.
Miring physique/tan on the right, no homo
Holy shit
I would buy you a beer user (or appletini). What was your favorite episode and what did you think of Sal's plotline?
I mean how do you define "gay"? There's nothing gay about watching porn with your bros and jerking off together.
Why are they hard?
he cute
Kill yourself faggot scum
there's a degree of "gayness" which people need to understand. me i'm a 2, sometimes 3
Kill yourself faggot scum
>tfw a 5 and almost exclusively attractted to ~2s
life is suffering
Sal was pointless, just an old fag from the old world. Bob made much more sense in that world. Favorite episode was probably the awards ceremony where Sally catches Roger getting blown by Megan's whore mom. Everyone was drunk and it was great.
>tfw 6
best feel desu
6 reporting in
>small
that's bigger than mine erect
don't worry user when you suck off a fellow incel it's not gay just "bud sex"
IMAGINE having to deal with women to get sex
no wonder buttfrustrated straights lash out at these threads
N
nothing disgusts me more than basedfags. i'm a fag but i have the decency to groom myself as a chad not some basedfag. mcfucking kill yourself
That's kind of a given breh.
>went to mykonos
>a literal tourist trap
>greece has a shitload of other islands to have a good time
>chose to go on that one fucking place that is famous for being a gay magnet
Yeah he is
you get aids and straights have to deal with women it's a fair trade off
how does she not have back problems?
i don't mind if fags have sex, but please understand it's fucking revolting
bro you're not even touching each other you're just enjoying jerking it to some porn in the same room, having chill conversations about porn while you jerk off how is that even gay
user aids is basically 100% preventable now
Nobody cares you piece of garbage lmao
why would she? back problems are a meme. dumb bitches with shitty lifestyles blame it on their boobs because they're dumb bitches
Do people call Hugh Jackman gay because he does so much "musical" shit?
...
It's understandable I guess.
Have sex.
Kill yourself faggot scum
he's shooting glances at my pimply three-inch cock!
wanting me
desiring me
imagining rummaging through my shapeless mess of buttock fat after my boipussy
All sex is revolting. Still gotta get your nut off tho
Women are for people too weak to sexually dominate a man. Only basedboys go for such pathetic creatures like females.
nah he's a fag, he tried to hit one me but i just didn't flirt back, just not into him
that and the fact that he's a handsome rich actor married to an old ugly hag whos pretty obviously a beard
Kill yourself faggot scum
I'll wait till you're so desperate you can't lie to yourself anymore then be there to give you the gift. Later I'll save your tearful calls begging to know how it happened and laugh inwardly while pretending to commiserate.
>not liking Pete
dilate
Sodomites need to be institutionalized.
"no"
he was in oklahoma
moar liek oklaHOMO amirite lel
Kill yourself faggot scum
AIDS boys need to die
pete is not attractive in any way
>my completely wholesome thread got deleted and this shit stays up
the state of this board...
Kill yourself faggot scum
not faggots just masturbros!
or "bate buddies"
no homo
Kill yourself faggot scum
fags DIE
>tan penis island
>Kill yourself faggot scum
Says your dad when he finds out you took POZ LOADS. How could you be such a selfish faggot?
Kill yourself faggot scum
Very problematic that a gay role was played by a straight actor.
muh qween posters should be executed as well
*sits my ass on your face*
Hnnnnngghhhff--*fart*
Oh baby, how's it smell?
can somebody help i seem to have found myself in a thread with content i find upsetting and i have no recourse other than to tell people to end themselves
are there any browser extensions that add a button that take you back to the previously viewed page in your history?
I’m similar but not quite as extreme as you. About 3- 3 1/2” flaccid but go to about 6.5”. My advantage is I’m not cut... so if I unsheathe and let my tip rub against my trousers, I get a good semi-bulge going and show pretty well.
upload audio of the calls and start a thread so all the people user thought were his "Yea Forumsbros" can have a good chortle at him
"BUT I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU" he will sob
nobody cares, acting is about pretending to be someone you arent convincingly. after all gays play straight characters all the time
I’m gay for Salvatore
Is this a low key Mad Men thread?
>very disrespectful
God this reminds me of being back in middle school
Killed a fag with a hit and run this week. That was the third this year.
FEELS GOOD
based
God this reminds me of my Dad
I wish I was gay every day. I fucking hate women so much. I hate talking to them, I hate entertaining them, I hate pretending to be interested in the dumb shit they never shut up about.
turn me daddy.
watch Interview with the Vampire. That's when i started experimenting
lol u crazy
>tfw you were in a different middle school
download Grindr and experiment, as long as you're safe nothing bad can happen
hot
pedo threads I report get taken out but this and tranny bait threads stay up
that woman ruins the picture tbhfam
If your look/personality isn't good enough for decent women it won't be good enough for decent men.
disgusting benis tbqh
kek
Kill yourself faggot scum
>I wish I was gay every day
Further to the "musicals are gay" theme...
Dude, you're in fucking Mykonos of all places on a vacation with two gay dudes and you're not there to have sex with them? Hardly believable. And with your boss of all people... Trading sex for benefits in the workplace is bad. Your coworkers will be talking a lot about this.
Anyway, in the slight chance that you're not knowingly there to fuck with them, know that they were probably hoping otherwise.
Guess I'm a 0. Not sure why I would ever "incidentally" be homosexual. Unless that's like "if we gave you a billion dollars to suck a dick would you?" and you answer yes to it. Then I guess I'd be a 1.
Kill yourself faggot scum
Thing's a weird shape and makes me wonder if that's Castro Supreme, who could tell you a thing or two or fifty about cock and bum fun.
I don’t want decent men, i just don’t want to have to talk to women anymore.
apparently swaglord is fucking one of the underage discord trannies, they're also the ones who post those aidskike threads.
nobody likes a mutilated penis
user...
if youre a halfway decent looking masculine straight dude you could probably get blown pretty easily by a gay dude with no strings attached
truly /ourguy/
you were once like us right aidsanon
faggot
okay I will. I saw it like ten years ago, so I’m due for a rewatch.
definitely not. thanks though
Wtf I love swaglord now!
moar liek FAGlord amirite lel
>apparently swaglord is fucking one of the underage discord trannies
No way girlfriend!
Nice larper, nigger
I’m like a 6 who could be a 7 if I lost 20 pounds. I’m sure I could get my dick sucked by a homo, I’ve had plenty of guys flirt with me in the past. I don’t really want to. I just hate women.
didn’t mean to quote you oops lol
>this thread is still up
Jesus Christ, you need a Yea Forums dictionary just to translate this post
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Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on Yea Forums if their general is removed
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Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
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Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
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Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them not even a minute after is deleted
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I've never seen a guy in good shape with such an average dick. It makes the whole thing seem like a joke.
If you haven't got a big dong is it even worth attempting to get built or is ottermode the only hope?
sup nig
fuck that's hot
ottermode is what women actually find attractive, as long as you have good definition
Those are some real tiny peckers
TINY
Sauce
have you guys ever relaxed with your bro?
It *is* pretty hot. The white boy looks like a sissy but the more butch black guy still relinquishes his natural position of dominance to take it up the ass like a bitch.
its only gay if it gets in your hair
eye shots dont count
thats just bantz
Fucking frightening
kek good post