SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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>zippocat.jpeg

Okay now I'm scare

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I wish my cat ate like that, instead she takes one kibble, turns away from the bowl, cracks it in half (dropping crumbs in the process), and then slowly walks back to the bowl. Bitch won't eat unless I'm sitting next to her too.

The one on top isn't getting any :(

He just wants to be part of the crowd

He's on a diet

Damn, I'm so happy this is still a thing

>:(
kill yourself zoomer poof

so gross

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based

Based

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>implying zoomers use ascii-emoticons

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Based and Schlopilled

GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH GRCHRUNCH

they do, every fucking day and they should be executed

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Why do you bring this negativity into a comfy schlop thread??

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Can someone explain to me why they don't just stick their snout into water and suck it up like it's a straw? Could they be trained to do that, perhaps by the removal of their tongue?

God that's so fucking cute

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>all that backwash

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>nose is ultra sensitive
>stick it in water

Nah

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Anyone else notice this dog kinda looks like Scooby Doo?

It turns out that neither dogs, nor cats, have a full set of cheeks. This means they cannot create suction to drink, like humans or elephants and horses.

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Explain dogs swimming/diving into water.

They swim with their noses elevated

Nice

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HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF

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>white socks
What will he do next? He's so outrageous.

Cats only eat like this when they have some sort of jaw injury, most likely deteriorating bone mass making it a painful process.

because anti cat niggers out themselves as newfag reddit tourists

Is this some kind of joke?

That's a really good impression. You're great!

>2 fuck jannies and trannies were deleted
>schlop schlop thread is still alive

what kind of joke is this

based and hydra-pilled

> anti cat niggers
this does not compute. cats are THE pet of choice for soiboys and legbeards

No one reports schlop threads.

>ree why aren't the mods deleting more harmless threads
>if my thread can't survive this board should be 100% capeshit
you're part of the problem faggot

schlop schlop schlop

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cute. CUTE!!

Hedonistic decadence

I WANNA SEX THAT SEXY SEXY DOG

source on this webm?

New YMS soon?

youtube.com/watch?v=g36VD4uQrUw

I just got bCK FROM the bar, and a girl gave me a high five and saidd yeah white boi. I had no other contactbwith her throughout the night what does it mean. W She was also white btw. Also, urlated but a black man offered me his popcorn (they stopped serving food since it was almmost closing time but the bartending gave him some popcorn) it was a goodnight. Forwhat its wirth the time is now because of the girl party with jum

WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

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She was trying to smash you dumb drunk. She broke the ice for you and everything. All you had to do was say something half funny. Ya blew it.

Goddamn that poor son of a bitch.

>saidd yeah white boi.
>she was also white btw.
this annoys the fuck out of me. And youre an autist she was just trying to be friendly, maybe hook up

cats are niggers