You're my present this year

>You're my present this year.

How do you respond?

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prepare anus

I wish I had a sister

Unzip penis

Anyone turned on by this doesn't have sisters

Y-you too

Then why is incest the most popular porn genre

I have one and I am turned on. You don't speak for everyone. Every time I see posts like yours it makes me realize that 100% of the people here have no clue what they're even saying.

Yah. I also wonder if it's impossible for guys to be turned on by their own sisters.

"UUN UN UN UN RGH RGHRG RGH AH AH AHHH OH OhhH..... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

You need some cash for the uber?"

I have two older sisters and I was still turned on by this

false

have sex

What? No way

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Sorry for asking but this is just for science. Did you ever get turned on by your own sister?

Wrong. Incest is my favorite fetish and I have a sister.

No one actually wants to fuck their family members, the few that actually do are such miniscule insignificant portion.

the incest genre is popular because you imagine its someone elses family/siblings fucking each other.

I have older sisters.

I never think about them sexually, but I love incest porn. Its more of me imagining that I'm that dude, like I'm using his mind.

Yes and I still do. She is basically the female version of me and I am the sexist bastard alive. How can I not be?

there really aren't many people who want to specifically fuck their own siblings

people turned on by the idea of fucking one's siblings, though,

i dont know how it feels to have someone liking you like that

yes, i would never act on it because i'm not an animal or a retard, but yes

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She's not my sister, so it's different.

You should tell her incest is your favorite fetish

i have a sister and i just busted a nut inside her

we play this video on repeat so our parents don't hear us while we buck

no, its impossible because dna genes something, if anyone replies yes they are larping for shock factor.

based

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Nah. Maybe if she lost weight and looked like she did 5 years ago, but she's not so good looking anymore. She's getting close to the wall, sadly.

False.

Most people who get off to incest aren't visualizing their actual family members.

It's just an expression of their own social failures and inability to develop relationships with members of the opposite sex, so they create a fantasy where a person who is forced to have an intimate relationship with them through biology or proximity has sex with them.
This is built on top of other sexual dimensions like taboo and shit.

Incest is booming, because people are becoming more socially reclusive as we are less socially, community, and family dependent so more people are less social.
Less sex is happening among most of the population.
The chads and stacys are of course still hypergamous.

you know why it is

that actually makes sense, good post.

doesn't mean you can't fill her up with nieces and nephews

Why am I into prominent noses so much, Jesus fuck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

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"I'm not into trannies, sorry. Hope you can find someone who is, best of luck."

unzip my pants

All I want is a girl with a big nose and big tiddies is that too much to ask

don't do it bros, it will ruin your relationship, and your life.

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fucking youre sister?

>Brother/Sister incest
Disgusting
>Son/Mother
Acceptable

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Based and Mommy pilled

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>tfw everyone in your family hates each other
Shit sucks.

Thought I did for a while when I raided her suitcase on a family trip once. Turns out I just like panties.

anyone here not attracted to their sister but have had sex dreams about them? no? oh ok

Please stop stalking me.

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I tell her that's pretty cool and go on Yea Forums to repost a tweet from some literal who liberal to make a circle jerk poltard thread on the wrong board

I remember when I was like 9 and my sister was 14. She used to make me play this game where I had to lie down and she'd climb on top and try to tickle me, but the twist was that she "wasnt allowed to use her hands". She invented this game and basically would dry-hump me for like 10-15 minutes at a time.

She'd be there hard grinding against my confused boner and heavy breathing, making noises and the whole time I'd be smiling like an idiot because I thought I was winning.

Cum right up her pussy. No condom.

My friend had a sister. Fucking hell he would get triggered when we started asking him questions about her. Hottest thot on the block.

Incest porn doesn' t have to be grounded in reality. It's about power structure.I watch mommy and babysitter porn all the time. Doesn't mean I want to fuck me mom.

wrong. i have sisters but they don't look like that.

this commercial is basically the definition of the so-called "white people culture"

just white ppl doing white ppl shit...

>I'd be smiling like an idiot because I thought I was winning

I think you were user. I think you were.

>they've never told their dementia riddled grandma they are their grandpa who died years ago and give her the ol lickaroo while their parents aren't home

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

You mean the ol' sniffaroo.

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>ywn have a sister that you explored sexuality with growing up
life just isn't fair bros

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Guess what, buddy? You were!

>she catches you looking at her fat tits again

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>watching a movie with the family
>under a blanket so I decide to shine my pickle a little without anyone knowing before I go to my room and finish all over
>suddenly my dad says "FOR GOD'S SAKE BOY WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU, KNOCK IT OFF, AND STOP STARING AT YOUR SISTER'S FEET TOO!"

I can't wait to move out of this fascist filled house when I'm 30.

>she finds the bras and panties you stole months ago and hid after cumming all over them constantly

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I got really sick one time and my mom gave me a sponge bath and when she was cleaning my penis I jizzed all over her and when my dad found out he beat the crap out of me.

I am your present every year, don't you forget that

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I had a similar experience. Had a stepsister dry humping me at the age of eight. She started grinding too. I didn't have experience with kids, but I think this was perfectly normal behavior. The one thing I didn't know was if she was parroting behaviour or if she was doing something that came natural. I stopped her at a certain moment, because I had to be the adult. I don't think she realised she was starting to excite me. She was just a larping kid I think. Nothing happened. I bet this is more common than you think. Not everyone is as paranoid about sexuality and nudity as puritans.

HNNNNNGGG

Right.......

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There is literally nothing wrong wiith making sweet, tender love with your qt sister or hot mommy.
Try and prove me wrong.

No one posted the continuation?

youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

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is that dog and pair of hands photoshopped in?

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I wish I had a women other than my mother who truly cared for me in 25 years of being alive.

I can't, mommy love is the most pure form of love, nothing can possibly compare to that connection, you are literally going back to the place of your very creation.

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The only woman I ever loved was practically my polar opposite. I've never even met any woman like me.

>MAX-UHHHHH
What ever happened to that video on Youtube of Max and his sister?

I used to get horny for her sometimes when I was a teen, then she got fat.

We're talking about looks here dipshit, as in genes, as in same-race.

Anyone moralfagging is an unironic subhuman faggot. What a joke.

I just jerked off and came so hard my jizz hit me in my own face. Am I gay now?

Incest is wincest nigga.

You might as well have taken four cocks your asshole already, queermo

youtube.com/watch?v=4oDHr-PDE90

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I had a cousin I felt attracted to in my kid years. Years later I heard we looked exactly alike. Didn't believe it, look up the pictures. We"re basically twins. tfw I was in love with myself for all this time.

I'm probably an inbred. Kill me.

Is jizzing in your own face incest?

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So, if you have a kid with your mom, is he your brother or your son?

Also, what happens when twins have kids with each other?

That's too broadly nonspecific and is very clearly not what that article is referring to.

Did you lick it up?

My sisters were both old enough to have moved out by the time I was in grade school, and the one who isn't a fat lesbian already had two kids by then as well. Now she has 5. She had also ruined her life with drugs for a significant period of time.
I've watched home movies of her when she was younger, and thought she looks cute though.

>incest has never actually happened in the history of mankind
Cool hypothesis bro.

wrong. I have two sisters but I'd rather cut my own dick off than touch them. shit's weird like that: incest is hot but not when it involves my family members.

You just KNOW

It's exactly what it's referring to you moron.

Are you this autistic? You're describing yourself. we still don't know what exactly YOU mean by opposites so we're left to assume personality or interests or whatever bullshit.

Now go fuck your dog.

>Now go fuck your dog.
I would, but she's a real bitch.

No, but some did go in my mouth and I now know why most of the girls I got to swallow my jizz in my life weren't really ecstatic about it. It also makes me realize my one ex that happily swallowed every time was an even nastier slut than I thought.

Please let me taste your pussy.

This is a quality post, thank you.

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Like mother like son.

>Father/daughter
Absolute kino

Based and extremely redpilled

>Most people who get off to incest aren't visualizing their actual family members.

lol, no. I bet a good deal of the people that get off on incest are thinking about someone they are related to when they tug it. Otherwise the fantasy would not be incest related at all.

>Less sex is happening among most of the population.
Define "most of the population". Where are are you getting these stats?

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I find the other explanation more plausible. Sure there are people thinking about relatives, but I don't think it is the majority; I just don't think people are that fucked up yet.
Not the poster, but he is right. Less Americans (and western people in general) are having sex. The people who are having sex are having a lot more of it, but less people are fucking than in decades past.

>Mom&Dad/Daughter
The rare treat.
You know what I'd love to read more of? Husband and wife fucking in front of daughter and friends at a sleepover or something, then they all gradually join in.

SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is the kind of shit that is undermining society. Fuck the kikes.

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>Not the poster, but he is right.
>Less Americans (and western people in general)
Bullshit. Less responsible Americans (and people in general) are having children. The low end shitters of society are having more and more sex and more and more children because Western society supports them no matter if they can afford to support themselves or not. And this isn't even taking into account the rest of the shitty world.

>boomer wanders over to Yea Forums from Breitbart, is shocked and scandalized by degeneracy

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Now that you say it, I think you are right. It is young people in particular who are having less sex. Considering they are the target audience of porn, I still think the user's point stands.

>boomer
I'm 23 you fuck. I'm just pissed I've had to grow up and will need to grow old with these degenerate fucks. We're in a fucking tailspin and we aren't showing any signs of pulling out of it.

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Age notwithstanding you clearly don't belong here. None of this shit is new and baby bitch soccer moms need not apply.

>It is young people in particular who are having less sex.
Again, I'm calling bullshit. Teenagers-early 20s adults are having just as much sex as ever before. Just because mid-late 20s tweeter journalists are too autistic to put down the phone for their 2 hour bus ride from their $3000 a month 900 sq ft apartment in downtown shitsville to the Starcucks down the road doesn't mean the rest of the population is as antisocial and autistic as those people.

>having close-knit, loving families whose minds don't turn honest, kind gestures into sordid expressions of carnality
Man being white must suck

So incest is perfectly wholesome as long as it's two participants who are ashamed of it and have to hide it from everyone else?

no I fucking hate my sister's guts

>I fucking hate my sister's guts
then beat them up with your cock

Birth rates are dropping, so it's either that or a sudden increase in the popularity of birth control as a permanent solution.

You can still get turned on by someone you hate.

Protip: The man in that picture was backed by a man who committed incest with his children and whose daughter had a child by her brother. Go be a faggot somewhere else you 23 year old permavirgin dork queer.

There was a period when she was in her early 20's where she was fit as fuck and I fapped to pics of her often. Now she's fat, but not in a hot way with big tits unfortunately.

Also, I fapped to her moans when I heard her having sex a few times.

In my personal experience, no. I went back to college and I am surprised at how many people 18-25 are still virgins. I'm inclined to believe at least half of the people in my classes haven't had sex. Obviously I don't have a big sample size but it's ridiculous how many people have quit the dating game. They claim to be focused on school or their careers.

I jerk off to wincest and if I start picturing my sisters while beating it I’ll lose my boner

i love it but it really isn't

Was he a Valyrian?

Damn, i fap to incest porn but the delusions in this thread are too much even for me. It's a fucking fetish and fantasy, no need to talk this real about it. And if you HONESTLY want to fuck family members than you are lost

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This. It's something my sister has said to me plenty of times. I do fap to incest hentai but that doesn't actually mean I want to fuck my senpai

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Make her go glark on my penis.

>Birth rates are dropping,
Says who? The mid-late 20s autistic tweeter journalist I just referenced who comes up with these numbers?

>I am surprised at how many people 18-25 are still virgins.
How are you getting these numbers? Do you just straight up ask these people "hey buddy have you had sex before?"

And again, referencing a poll by those mid-late 20s """journalists""" who are too autistic to put their phone down in public then bitch they can't meet the right man. Who do you think they poll in these surveys?

didnt realise u wanted retard kids
wanna guess how I know youre from the south

You don't want a sister. Trust me.

Redpilled

...

You watch anime, you don't get an opinion and you're either a nigger or a pedophile. Zero exceptions.

You're right though so I'll let you live for now.

>tfw have 4 of them

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my mistake, I meant to say wanna guess how I know youre american

Generation Zoomer was a goddamn mistake. They can't even fuck eachother right.

the pill does this

>who comes up with these numbers?
The birth of every US citizen is recorded by the government. You can look up the numbers yourself straight from the source if you want.
cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/births.htm

Correct, nothing turns me off more than that.

It is peak degeneracy.

>Anyone turned on by this are incels who have not experience intimacy or love
fixed

>calling animefag pedo on Yea Forums
ironic

I'll take your hottest one off your hands for you.

People talk about it, believe it or not. If someone says they haven't dated anyone since high school that basically means they're a virgin. They're certainly not sexually active in any case.

>Who do you think they poll in these surveys?
Look up the general social survey numbnuts.

You can not be turned on by your irl sisters but still be turned on by a fictious fantasy

OBSESSED

Jesus Christ, incest is far more prevalent in third world shithole countries you dumb fucking nigger. Want to know how I know you're a sub-90 IQ social outcast troglodyte?

Right, and that's their fault and not the way their parents raised them or how technology and culture has inhibited their social development.

My great friend's older sister is unironically one of the most attractive women I've ever seen in real life. He gets assblasted when anyone besides him even mentions her name.
>tfw she's been with the same guy for years so there's no chance

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It's true, anime is watched by niggers and pedophiles, and who better to recognize a degenerate of those brands than I, Yea Forums's resident normie Chad.

No, but I've had a lot of opportunities for incest. My sister used to tell me she got turned on by me. Two of my cousins tried to flirt with ms, one of them actually holding me down and leaning in for a kiss. She was like an older sister to me and we got along well. My aunt in law flirted with me too.I have a semi permenant crush on my older cousin as a result, also because she's objectively a 9/10 American stacy who played a lot of volleyball. A lot of her friends wanted to bang me too.

In reality I was anti-social or angry most of the time and wanted nothing to do with them but women always go for cute brooding types naturally.

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based

Fucking based

Are you crying?

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>The chads and stacys are of course still hypergamous.
True, see pic related. It's only a small percentage of the population that's engaging in high promiscuity.
cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/n.htm#number12months

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Your generation sucks, stop blaming video games and TV like an 80's WASP whore and go stick your dick in someone you fucking nerd.

“Lmao wtf cringeee”

No, but you obviously are after getting your shitskin shit pushed in with that dose of truth you fat greasy beaner rapebaby. Thanks for letting us use all this open space where a normal person's brain would be to live rent free faggot. ;^)

>tfw have had sex with my model cousin whenever we see eachother since I was twelve and she was eleven

I regret nothing, we're probably going to move to another country together someday and be together permanently.

Lol

Yes, every US citizen. Now get a census on the world. When you say "birth rates are dropping" you just mean responsible US citizens, not worldwide people. As I said, the shitters are fucking and having babies more than ever. It's why the world's population is exploding exponentially.

>People talk about it, believe it or not.
Of course they talk about it. Do you actually believe they're being truthful? Especially if you talk to girls? Of course they'll lie and say "they haven't dated since high school". Plus you're taking into account the assumption these people don't have one-night stands or whatever outside of dating.

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Why do you have to run away? Cousin marriage isn't even illegal

What are you doing stepbro?!

I wonder how much higher this percentage would be for faggots.

Our family.

DON'T DO IT, JIMMY!

My generation absolutely does suck but whether or not I fuck some pink-haired tattooed lardass isn't going to change that. I'd unironically rather fap to anime girls than have sex with 99% of the girls I know, can you really blame me?

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Do you seriously think someone would say that they haven't dated since high school if they had been? What the fuck would they have to gain out of that? Your heads in the clouds. You've realized your argument's shit and now you're attacking anything else without reason. There's no point in us talking to someone who's going to move goalposts this much.

If you cloned yourself and fucked yourself in the ass would that be gay incest... Or just like masturbation?

Yes, I do blame you and people like you. Your shitty "I'll just give up instead of even trying because trying is HAAARRRRDDDD WAAAAHHHHH!" attitude makes me want to vomit and is why your situation is what it is. You have no one to blame but yourselves. Get off your ass and go make something out of metal then eat some meat and smack one of those pink haired sluts in the mouth until she acts right and makes you a good wife.

This fits me

Not much difference
cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/s.htm#sexualmales

>Do you seriously think someone would say that they haven't dated since high school if they had been?
Are you retarded? Young people lie about their sexual lives constantly. Just because you're still a virgin doesn't mean your Chad friend back at college still is. He's probably still banging the cute girl down the hall you've had a crush on but was too shy to ever make a move on. And you can bet that cute girl who you've asked in this bulletproof survey will say she "hasn't dated since high school". Your anecdotal evidence means shit, user. Don't try and just dismiss what I'm saying because you don't like it. That's what children do, like when they wet the bed and try to hide the sheets.

>make something out of metal
It's a bit ironic you say that, I am literally a machinist.
Anyway, I don't think it's as simple as you make it out to be. If you've got some crazy strategy you think I should try I'm all ears. But for the time being, I took a few swings in my earlier years, realized things are fucked, and have turned my focus onto things in life that I enjoy.

This thread went to shit faster than a new road in Mumbai. I blame the zoomers who think we should care about their feelings and opinions. The thread should be full of Aunt Diane and licking honey off boners after going to the store to get tendies. I am very disappointed in all of you.

Your guess about people lying on a survey is equally worthless.
You can't discount the results with such a bullshit excuse as lying in a fucking anonymous survey

Have sex

What precisely makes incest so immensely kino?

Beat a woman until she loves and serves you. And just be yourself.

I have, unlike you Pajeet.

my sister was my first kiss and more when she was in high school, we shared a room till she was 19, she is the bestest older sis

Oh David DeCoteua when are you gonna come out and just do gay porn already

>Your guess about people lying on a survey is equally worthless.
So we agree, any polling on the sexual lives of people is worthless because they could be telling the truth or they could be lying and it's anyone's guess. We just don't know. So to assert something, you need a positive, which we both just agreed you cannot produce as they could be lying and it's just a guess.

Guys can't get away with that these days, either they get thrown in jail or the woman divorces him and he loses a large portion of his assets.

Yeah, people who are anonymous wouldn't lie. I'm 6'4 with a twelve inch dick and fucked ten girls today by the way.

Because most men don't have sisters.

sheeeit cant even beat on a dam ho no mo SMDH

Not if you beat her the right way. Ask my wife, I'll give her permission to tell you.

By that logic it should be an incest porn from another country/race that's the most popular

Large scale surveys are generally pretty accurate. It's anonymous and people don't really have an interest in lying
Polls can be misleading by design due to an agenda, but true neutral and anonymous polls are generally pretty accurate.
Ignoring statistical data just makes you look like a fucking idiot and devalues your entire argument.
Not the person you were originally arguing with btw

Alright, I'd like to ask your wife how one beats loyalty into a woman.

Back off woman I am my own person I am not anyone's present

HELP ME HELP HE BEATS ME WITH A HOSE AND PUT ME THROUGH A WALL WHEN I BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF CHICKEN TENDERS HELP M

My sister sleeps with a very tight dress pajama, I always have try to not to get a boner. What should I do?

Ignore her. She just got the hose again.

>Not the person you were originally arguing with btw
Okay, well the person I was originally arguing with was saying he went back to college and asked some friends about their sexual lives and they widely responded with "I haven't dated since high school".
But if you want to talk about wide anonymous polling stats and how that's complete bullshit as well, we can go there. Basically think of a smoker or alcoholic going in to the doctor and the doctor asks if they smoke or drink alcohol. Kneejerk reaction is to say no, even though the doctor isn't there to judge, but just needs to know for the general checkup. They will most likely lie if they are in denial and seriously do not think they "smoke all that much" or "drink very often". It's the same with surveys.

Greentext pls, user. I'm begging you.

how old?

Incest is a lazy genre of porn for lazy people. I watched incest manga and they are lazily drawn.
90% of a story is two people having sex and only 10% of it tries to establish that they are siblings

Pull them off and give her the ol lickaroo and post video here and if she acts like she doesn't want it hit her with a hose.

If you are actually not larping you should do it, your family will hate you but it's the best you can hope for, my parents are cousins and they seem very in love for each other and I turned out to be fairly normal all things considered.

Sleep in her bed, my sister used to sleep in my bed when she wanted to make me stop sleeping in the buff.

I don't see anything about the number of same sex partners in the past 12 month.

>You're my present this year.
Are you a boy or a girl?

>Percentage of males 15-44 years of age who have had oral or anal sex with another male in the last 12 months
I guess you’re blind

>Strong men make good wives
Lmao, shut the fuck up you gen-x retard. Previous partner count is among the best predictors for marital outcome. "Lifting and being a real man™" isn't going to restore a hymen

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Wasn't it weird sleeping naked? She always asks me to put on something if she catches me on my underwear, she's kinda shy about those things
17

Women in your immediate family is a wonderful way to see how disgusting and horrible women really are when they aren't putting on an act.

>number of same sex partners

>F you bitch! Slavery was abolished, I ain't your property! I'm getting my black(white) ass out of here right now!

>Not wanting to sleep with your siblings is moralfagging

You have to go back Cletus

Think about it, we are literally built to fit in our sisters with perfection. It's like God made us a perfect fit for each other.
I lost my virginity with my sister and even though she's now married we usually fuck once or twice a month - sometimes even more when her husband is either on business trips or when he can't satisfy her - and we always end up having good to great sex. The emotional attachment is pretty unique and the whole thing feels just natural. Sure when you are in the climax and someone slips a "I love you" it feels weird but it's pretty amazing. We usually fuck on thursday nights because her husband is playing footy with his mates and on sundays, after the family lunch.

Nice infographic. How many women have you had sex with? None? Okay then, kill yourself retard. /reddit9k/fugees like you acting like you can give out advice will never not be funny. Unironically have sex you faggot.

>where a person who is forced to have an intimate relations with them through biology or proximity
Someone doesn't have siblings.

Bullshit. Maybe if there's a huge age gap.
I have a fraternal twin sister, and we did sex stuff from like 12-16. Not full-on penetration, but handies and oral. It's way more common than you think, I believe in medieval times it was so widespread that m/f twins were automatically disallowed from religious roles that required you to be a virgin, since it was assumed that they must have done the dirty with each other at some point while growing up.

>We are literally built to fit in our sisters with perfection

Wew lad, I never thought about it like that before. Now I'm really curious about fucking my sister to see if her pussy feels better than the rest I've had...

Dilate THEN have sex

even if you "hate" your siblings you still have an intimate relationship with them

>fraternal twin sister

Your opinion on the subject isn’t necessary, large scale anonymous polling is proven to be generally pretty accurate.

Not him but what's your point? Lrn2zygote.

How do I do it bros? How do I get my sister or cousin to let me fuck them?

>large scale anonymous polling is proven to be generally pretty accurate.
Says who? The anonymous surveys? That's my point. How do you know? The only way you could is by taking a large scale anonymous survey.
btw I'm a 7'8" Chad who's had sex over a million times with 10/10 famous women and have a 14" dick.

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>Come to thread with dick in hand expecting some hot incest action
>It's nothing but fat zoomer incels whining about semantics and zero hot incest

I'm still gonna jerk off but I'm not gonna enjoy it.

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>7'8

lel manlet get out this is a 10' and taller board

it wasn't anything crazy but here ya go
>be me in middle school
>share room with older sister in high school
>she works at a stable part time because she likes horses but can't afford to own or ride much as a teen without working at one
>fit, petite, brunette, kinda plain but happy girl
>always thought she was pretty, especially in her barn outfits and boots, she had one equestrian style outfit for the occasions where she did ride, looked hot
>in bed one night, lights off but we tended to talk before bed about anything and everything
>one night asks me if i have ever kissed a girl
>no
>do you want to try, practice with me?
>okkaaaayyyyyyy
>roll over onto her matress, she pushes my shoulders down and gets on top
>pulls her hair away and starts to lock lips with me
>mind black hole, feels so disconnected but also good
>her body weight on me felt comforting
>break kissing
>that was good user
>she nudges me back onto my matress
>fall asleep silently
>don't talk about it till a week later
>we start having kissing sessions and eventually cuddling as we sleep together
>parents never found out or didn't think much of it if they knew
>do stuff with her after she moved out
>30 now and she is almost 35

Just Google'd. Forgive me, I'm retarded.

>Says who
Decades of research

whip it out and hope she does the same

Get to the part where you and her fuck a horse I need to cum it's late I want to go to sleep.

Even parroting sorry ass muh south shit circa 2001 Simpsons. Fucking normalfags.

This I think about my hot cousin whose ass ive wanted to destroy since we were kids.

>Decades of research
Decades of research HOW? You aren't listening to me.
btw I'm a 10'9" Chad who's had sex with billions of 10/10 famous and rich women and have a 19" dick.

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Not an argument, nigger. Enjoy those used goods, I'm sure you're alpha enough to invalidate the vast majority of data published on the subject.
>have sex
kys degenerate

the masketta man

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You’re embarrassing yourself

By pointing out your flawed logic that's entirely based on anonymous polls where anyone could just lie?

Lel, called it. Go be subhuman somewhere else reddit9k.

Jews.

I just got bCK FROM the bar, and a girl gave me a high five and saidd yeah white boi. I had no other contactbwith her throughout the night what does it mean. W She was also white btw. Also, urlated but a black man offered me his popcorn (they stopped serving food since it was almmost closing time but the bartending gave him some popcorn) it was a goodnight. Parts were put five fort of my after coming back

Mom/Son is definitely better than Bro/Sis. Sistercest is such a meme.

Never browsed R*ddit in my life, I've been here since /new/. Go be a Jew somewhere else.

i am always attracted to people who look like my sister, as in people very similar looking to the point its uncanny. attracted to them above anyone else. not my actual sister though.

It’s been proven to be reasonably accurate and is often corroborated with other data

This post is fake

>reasonably accurate
Pic related
>is often corroborated with other data
Like what? You keep claiming these things but can't back it up outside of anonymous polling.

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you're correct, and it's a damn shame that virgin women are basically mythical creatures

You don’t have to provide sources for common knowledge

because it has the hottest girls

No, but my sister got turned on by me growing up.

>You don’t have to provide sources when asserting a positive
btw I'm a 12'7" Chad who's had sex with your sister a trillion times. You can't disprove it so it must be true.

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threads like this are only possible during american hours
fuck em

Not when it’s commonly accepted fact, no.
You’ve never written scholarly articles before?

>american hours
It's 3:23 in the morning in Freedomland, what the fuck are you on about? I'm sure by now the Bongs are waking up and brewing their morning tea.

>Not when it’s commonly accepted fact, no.
>You’ve never written scholarly articles before?
That "exception" to the rule is only when it is so common it is beyond provable to a point where it's just an annoyance to cite it. If I can go back to what we were talking about: anonymous surveys are not beyond provable evidence of anything.

jokes on you faggot. I have 4 sisters, and I would bang tf out of all of them.

Post feet

im retardo i know but does this statistics mean that people are still can be monogamous ? Like 1.8 percent is so small.

Some of us don't sleep, you know?

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great story

Do you ever hear them fucking? I'd be jerking off so hard to the sounds

I can't believe none of you niggers have posted this yet. God damn.

youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

That's real nice, user.

>tfw your mom and dad try to cock block you after coming home from helping millions of poor niggers actually survive
FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD

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incest is the purest form of love and there is zero wrong with it

I jack off exclusively to intricate fantasies of a nice big sister who takes care of me. I also lull myself to sleep with these fantasies, as they aren't all sexual, in fact most aren't.

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Same, brother

damn I was gonna post the exact same thing minus the "good post"
makes sense. Look at Japan, incest has been a thing there for quite a while and they're among the most reclusive people on Earth

based

you lost bro

>you lost bro
How so? I haven't seen you counter any arguments yet.

I've got a hot stepsister and a niece, does that count?
>6 year older niece moved out to uni
>stay with my aunt
>got to sleep in her old room
>find some panties in the cabinet
>start jerking it like no tomorrow

that was a good day

Large-data polls being generally accurate is commonly accepted
That’s not me

>Large-data polls being generally accurate is commonly accepted
>using the appeal to authority logical fallacy

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I wish I came from a nice family, with loving parents and siblings, but at the same time whenever I see it in movies, shows, and commercials, I think it's very corny and cringey.

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it's not
they involve STEP sisters/moms most of the time which is a divorce thing

I have sisters and I am thoroughly disgusted by them, mainly because they are absolute degenerates.
But there are other girls out there whom I would love to have had as sisters for some borderline incest stuff.

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i would fight by your side

Just here to drop the best incest porn video on the internet

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph592846846f551

>provable laws of science
>comparable to subjective polls

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the word 'step' really is a scourge

I'm pretty sure it's because the Europeans ban all incest porn. They need a porn loicense afterall. I wouldn't put it past them to regulate porn fantasies after they get permission to view lewd things.

older stepsister

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

And your evidence that the several polls about people being more reclusive, having fewer friends, greater rates of depression, lower birthrates among whites, and having less sex are all inaccurate?

Fuck my life man... I hope you are joking. I laughed and then felt like what the fuck and then laughed even harded. Is it even real ? Fuck my life no fuckking way. You are crazy. Fuck dude.

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>And your evidence that
And there is where you keep fucking up. It is not on me to provide evidence of a negative. It's on you to prove a positive. Many people can lie on polls. Are you going to deny this fact? I can lie right now and say I'm a 13'9" Chad that just had sex with [your fantasy woman]. Can you prove I lied?
Polls are shit. They always will be because people lie. I don't know why you're struggling with this.

>Prove that statistics about people being more reclusive, having fewer friends, greater rates of depression, lower birthrates among whites, and having less sex are all legitimate
Btw this is Yea Forums, I don't have to prove anything to you.
You're wrong and I'm not going to waste time spoonfeeding someone that in all likelihood is just fucking around because they know that they are wrong

Yeah that's a based from me

yikes

>I don't have to prove anything to you.
You're right; you don't have to. It won't change the fact that you can't back up anything you've asserted so far. Simply saying I'm wrong won't make it true. Polls are shit and always inaccurate and always will be because people lie and always will.

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Nigger detected.

>Polls are shit and always inaccurate
Factually untrue, and commonly known.

fucking newfags

The absolute state of white people

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>Factually untrue
What proof do you have? Polls? Think carefully before answering.

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momcest ist best cest
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=609&v=fYYlZANoMf8

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You just claimed that there has never been an accurate poll, ever.
I should hope common sense would easily show how ridiculously incorrect that hyperbolic claim is.

Seems like all the guys who grew up with older sisters are like that.
Like, they learn early on that girls fart, take smelly shits and have crusty underwear and it fucks with their minds.

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Takes me back. To the time where I put my hand on women, I mean.

She looks like she..

>provable laws of science
>provable laws
>proveable

>You just claimed that there has never been an accurate poll, ever.
Wrong. I said that you cannot trust your claim of polls because of the ever present flaw in humanity - lying.
Now stop trying to shift the burden of proof onto me when you're the one asserting the positive.

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>Wrong
So you didn't say
>Polls are shit and always inaccurate
?

i want this to be true

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I want you to leave zoomer newfag queer

time to make some inbred children

fucks her son yes she does

>We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.

your fault to begin with

Oh so we're playing semantics now?
Can you prove a poll has ever been accurate, ever? What are your sources? Polls?

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>Can you prove a poll has ever been accurate, ever?
I could
>What are your sources?
Common sense.

>I think it's very corny
because they're not really related, only pretending, and behind the scenes those "siblings" are often fucking each others brains out. take The Brady Bunch for example, The actors for Marcia and Greg were fucking each other behind the scenes. Marcia was also fucking other men for cocaine and had three abortions by the time she was 21. the actors for Peter and Jan were also fucking each other, and the dad was a homo who died of AIDS.

It's par for the course for the cast of any hollywood "family" show.

>Common sense.
So nothing you can prove?

I don't have to, because it's common sense.

I grew up next to a big stable where tons of upper class girls and mommies kept their horses, and these riding leggings combined with the boots absolutely killed me.

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this sounds like a very true factual story and I totally 100% believe it.

>I don't have to
Wrong. If you assert a positive, you must prove it with evidence or it goes right into the trash.
Polls where people might lie are not bullet proof evidence.

I already did that. The polls were the evidence.
You rejected the evidence to try and pretend you weren't wrong, and have been continuing to make yourself look like an idiot over the past few hours.

>The polls were the evidence.
You still aren't comprehending what I'm saying. I don't know why this is such a struggle for you.
strawpoll.me/18096610/r

>promiscuous people tend to have more sex and with more partners
HOLY FUCKING COW!