TFW you will never have a 10/10 blonde qt watch the end of a Star Wars movie with you and be totally into it and then...

i need to know, is that a tranny or an actual woman?

It's a real woman
twitch.tv/cursedarachnid

>have good hygiene
>eat well
>exercise
>dress nicely
>have decent conversational skill
>be confident (not a meme)
>don't act creepy or sleazy

That was an honest reaction.

And she is American. But the odds of finding a girl that hot who is that into a Star Wars movie is literally 1 in a million. So about 300 or so women in the USA.

Ok. Now how do you get one without doing any of those things?

Imagine being invested in any of those shitty cardboard characters

Pay an escort to hang out with you and have sex?

Yikes. dilate.

>B grade acting in reaction video
>honest
Choose one

My gf is super invested in Chernobyl, but she cant really pronounce it properly since English is her second language so she’ll ask “Can we watch that Chranall show again?” So then we watch it and I have to explain everything to her and she bites her nails because it suspenseful but its nice. But, twice now she lays down on my chest and near instantly falls asleep. Its getting to the point where I tell her not to lay on my chest because she always fuckin falls asleep. Like last night she wanted to watch this documentary on Netflix called Last Breath, fell asleep 20 mins in. Neither of us have Instagram, Snapchat or Twitter so at least theres none of that. Fuck social media.
Pure luck in my case.

Good bye boner

>If you lower your standards a bit and use some imagination there a tons of traps that will do that with you
literally every trap I've asked to be my gf has laughed in my face and turned me down

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where is your gf from

it is not hard to find a gf that enjoys star wars, are you guys all retarded? it's one of the biggest franchises in history and for plebs, perfect women material

touch her boob and finger her pussy

They need to reject at least one guy (in their case, the only guy) to complete the female experience.

is she okay? she seems mentally challenged

Alita looks terrible without makeup

women are fucking cringey

The sooner you realize that women never mentally grow beyond 12, the sooner you'll understand everything they do and don't do. This bitch reacts like a kid that is excited about something. The polar opposite reaction is low attention span resulting in falling asleep or playing with something else (i.e. social media), which is also the trait of a child.

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Looks like Michael Cera had a sex change. Welp, not like he had much testosterone to begin with.

Yeah, borderline schizo probably or one of the other myriad female mental problems.

I do all of that but never leave my room. You have to actually be meeting and speaking to women first and foremost.

Join a book club or running group. There are many ways to meet people.

She's mormon

The fuck is wrong with her. Either fake or retarded.

Worse. A burger.