What the hell was Keanu's problem?

Based friend. You boys should take notes.

>Guy and girl are best friends growing up and lose virginity together
>have huge fight after his mom dies
>she moves away and becomes a rich and famous chef
>he stays behind takes care of his dad and lives a normal life as an HVAC tech with dad
>she comes back to home town to open a restaurant with douchey fiancee
>he does AC work at her
>they rekindled love
>she breaks off with fiancee
>she has one night stand with Keanu
>they get back together
>he teaches her how fame and money have warped her
>she teaches him not to be afraid to leave home and reach for his dreams

Pretty generic but fun

Whenever I try something with a girl and it doesn't work out, I cut ties immediately. Most times they just let go, but sometimes they come running back and try to use sex appeal to hold me in place, to which I can use as an advantage to take then to bed.

Staying friends with a girl who just dumped you is so pathetic, that you must simply hate yourself to do it. I do hate myself a little, but not enough to stay in that kind of situation.

Based, staying friends with benefits is kino. Simply remaining a friend while she fucks other dudes, at least right after a breakup, pure beta.

What is this cuck-ception? The girl one was pretty sad.

Both she and he deserved that shit. Him for staying willingly in such an horribly and miserable situation as to befriend the girl that dumped him while she is with another, and the girl for not even trying to directly voice her intentions towards him not even once, and just stay put in her place waiting for another person to make a decision that would benefit her, showing how much she lives her life passively.

Wait so is the fiancé Keanu or no?

GOTTA GETTA GOOK

No some rich Asian dude Keanu literally came out of nowhere it was so random. Supposedly he is a huge fan of Ali Wong and asked to be in it

>she has one night stand with Keanu
asian women love that HAPA cock.

So does he have to fight Keanu at the end? Why was Keanu even in this movie? Sounds like he was just added in there with no consequence. Lol

There is a weird part where they're all in Keanu's apartment and Keanu is acting all zen and weird and tells the guy he feels his negative energy and that he wants to fight him. So Keanu tells him to punch him and he punches him. Than Keanu puts him in a sleeperhold and like tries to lullaby him to sleep. It was weird. Basically I think Keanu asked to be in it cause he like Ali Wong

Water story Mark

They put Keanu's face in the trailer thumbnail because the rest of the cast is full of literalwhos

jesus why would you make this

Always Be Maybe My? wtf?