Is this the worst movie ever made?

I loved The Vampire's Assistant fuck you

mars attacks is the worst movie ever made

>funny walk man
>british humor

according to critics? nigger the movie is not funny. Kind of the most important thing for a comedy to be. If they sold this as the ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag that it is maybe it wouldn't be so egregious.

Pirate this and try watching it without killing yourself.
Now, is it the worst films ever made? No. Is it one of the worst movies pretending to be a comedy? Yes.

I think you mean British """"humour""""

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You know a movie is shit when people can't even bring themselves to like it ironically

No, Its tied between Batman and Robin and Battlefield Earth

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>out of place Trump jokes

He's literally the president right now

>self checkout host
Wut

>Written by Alan Menken
how the fuck did it get to this point

youtube.com/watch?v=vljeAF1uaZ0

>I loved The Vampire's Assistant fuck you
I can appreciate shitty movies. Evolution, Con Air, Ghost of Mars, Deep Blue Sea etc. All of them are objectively shit movies. Literally fucking awful, but I still enjoy them.

Vampire's Assistant is legitimately one of the worst movies of all time. Like 7th circle of hell bad. I wouldn't force a goatfucking ISIS suicide bomber to watch that garbage.

You should feel ashamed.

I thought Mars Attack was generally well regarded?

>He's literally the president right now
there's the thread retard
Drumpf wasn't literally the president at any point in history pre 2016
Drumpf wasn't literally a known public figure prior to mid NINETEEN 80s
literally have sex, literally dilate, literally don't at me boomer space waster

they’re nothing without adam mckay. i really wish ferrell would stop trying.

>Con Air
>shit
Fuck off pleb

The movie literally takes place in 1896

Alladin (2019) was worse

Well I downloaded this and Captain Marvel simultaneously.
Holmes & Watson is legitimately the better movie.

It doesn't star Amy Schumer or Gorilla Jones, so no.

I was gonna defend myself, but looking it up, The Vampire's Assistant came out way earlier than I thought it did. I haven't seen the movie since I was 10 and a huge Darren Shan fan. Maybe it is garbage.

The movie is shit. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

Don't be retarded.

Insult to other holmes series and cheesy trump jokes

this
I watched all of H&W didn't laugh once and can't remember wtf it was about.
Only got half way through CM something about a cgi battle? I don't know.

gen x'ers invented overblown ridiculous pop culture analysis

You might have Alzheimer’s user

Have to help the retards who don't know how to fucking scan and bag and work on the machine. Plus monitor any potential false pricing.

nah I have adhd and I end up doing other things with movies on in the background especially if they're shit. But it passes the time ya know?

It's actually lit. Kino af. Made me piss my pants laughing.

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Why do millennials still like Will Ferrell? His routine has been played out dozens of times(SCREAMING IS COMEDY GOLD!) Yet you retards still eat it up.

I got plastered before watching this shit and dont remember more than a few minutes of it, but the parts i remember were just fucking awful

GET CHEESY!

Holmes and Walnut is an important step in cinematic history. Every comedy film should take notes, Will Ferrell's captivating performance as Sherlock gnomes is sure to bring the manliest men to tears. People are walking out because they were dying of laughter and they wanted to visit their sad pathetic children, children are not worth birthing if you haven't seen homies and wall street, a true masterpiece in every sense of the word, I would rate this film a perfect Holmes/Watson, or for the simpletons 11/8.5, a tear-jerking watch that must be seen by everyone, the fact that this film isn't doubling infinity war in box office shows how stupid America has gotten since Obama was elected, thank god trump took over, he would give it his seal of approval, if shrek 5 was here the world would be perfect

lol that part where you typed in all caps was like you were screaming, funny as fuck

Unironally funny.

it's kind of like Carter and Depp with Burton now a days

yeah that was painful. saw it again recently and it's not as bad as i remembered but real in some parts.

watch the coons bag to make sure they dont steal shit and help retarded boomers

its an imbecile sad movie but far from being 'the worst'.

ferrell is done, poor guy, adam mckay was the brain of his comedies and once he decide to become some oscar bait director doing woke shit, ferrell career has no place to go, its worst than adam sandlers - a profitable meme, god know why.

oh. wait. ((( :-0 )))

Carter?

>even Netflix didn't buy the rights to stream it

Holy shit, it must be

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Was it worse than Anchorman 2?

it utilized the lowest echelons of comedy to create a masterwork of garbage

poopoo peepee fart jokes
lolsorandom jokes
drumpf jokes

No one is screenshotting this, you wasted your time

no, it's actually pretty kino

yeah, so, its not that bad. its there with any netflix garbage.

No I didn't I copied and pasted

Just got away with a free beer and no ID check at a self check out today.
No idea why it happened but it’s happened twice now

/poltv/ is every bit as big of a thin skinned baby that Trump is