Here's your Doomslayer brah

How hard is it to make a proper doom guy? There was a rudimentary story where you were a marine who refused to kill some civilians so you punched your commanding officer and were given a shit job off world as punishment. You were put with a bunch of loser soldiers guarding a bunch of scientists. Shit went wrong and your entire squad was killed as you tired to reach them. You then fight your way through the base to the anomaly on Phobos, are transported to Deimos where you find out your are no longer orbiting mars, but had the entire base transported to hell. You climb down and fight your way to the spider mastermind and kill it. You find out they are moving on to earth as you were busy.

What will this one be about? If it isn't about teleportation experiments and hell then it isn't doom. Fuck Hollywood. Even Todd tried to make a better doom.

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based

The first Doom movie was pure kino, but I can only watch it high because I'm too bitter while sober to enjoy movies

>but I can only watch it high because I'm too bitter while sober to enjoy movies
Are you me?

Fuck you, todd
Eat shit76

I was watching this tactical guy talk about real life operators and he said something that I now can’t unsee. Real operators call actors trying to be operators “chicken wing” because they always stick out their elbows too far so it looks like a chicken wing. In real life, you keep it close to your body.

I think we're just growing up desu

missed opportunity tbqh

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How many times do these retards need to do this?
>make shitty remake/reboot/re-adaptation of beloved IP
>swap male character(s) for female ones played by mediocre actresses
>"lol fuck the fans"
>"lol fuck the source material"
>"the future is female. get used to it, manbabies"
>movie inevitably flops
>blame "toxic masculinity" and "insecure manbabies" for it flopping

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>Say something nice about her.
At least the casket will be light

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You paid full price for skyrim, right user? Did you like fallout 4? Was nukaworld too exciting? nudoom2 will be out soon. Be sure to pre order. I won't put a female lead in the game.

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>Doom Slayer: faceless, voiceless manifestation of pure wrath that is too angry to die.
>Joan Dark: DOOM is about female empowerment now, if you don't like it don't watch, incel

In the future all actors will be CGI and they can be switched out with different models to fit the viewers taste

>nudoom2
>nudoom
Hang yourself retarded poster
The new doom games are great.

They're too slow

did I ever criticize them? it is a way to differentiate from the originals and the new ones.

Why? Would that remind you too much of your own racial insecurity?

>if you don't like it don't watch, incel
What kind of genius shits on the people who made the franchise possible in the first place?

She triggers you and that makes her altright?

>NO MAN CAN KILL A DEMON
>"I'm not man!"

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women

This is still not out? Just release it already and let it tank.

I bet it's some sort of an insurance fraud or sponsorship thing at this point

She literally wouldn't even be able to carry the gear.

They're starting their viral marketing campaign just now, havent you noticed user?
Be enraged about the movie!
At this point I think they make these dumb outrageous movie decisions just to get fans getting enraged about it so sjw sites can write articles about how the "courageous" decisions of the movie comitee made some incels sperg.

I hate this world

Hey I liked Nukaworld.

Based and only Yea Forumsedditors disagree.

Women, SJWs, women SJWs.

Perfect Dark is kino tho

unless there is some contrived plot device that makes her superhuman.

>I hate this world
getting there

Did you kill everyone there? I hope you did. Fuck raiders and fuck slaves. The park is mine!

>perfect dark was more than a decade ago
FUUUUUUUCK

Because niggers are disgusting moldy banana colored demons

This is a direct result of turning "mortally challenged" into an anti immigration meme. Yea Forums did this. Prove me wrong.

And it wasn't fun.

B R U T A L

100% this
it's hilarious how they always blame /pol/ or Yea Forums

Don't fuck up the next Elder Scrolls, Todd. You piece of shit. I'll kill you!

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That was Bethesda. Todd. Watch him try a marketing campaign centered around this movie being so different from his games.

They made a Perfect Dark sequel but it was ass. I wish I could play Rare Replay on ps4

Based and savagepilled

>demonic invasion
>human female
>casket

thats optimistic, she'll end up getting demonically body and mind raped and eaten likey at the same time, would make for a better movie too.

because niggers are ugly, and they all stinky like doo doo
you dumb faggot

Imagine how moist and red her feet are after shooting in those boots for 12hrs

Basically john wick it.
second sentence in your post, have daisy as a forced pet to have to calm him down because stupid new laws, hell comes in with teleportation shit, they kill his bunny, he goes on an hour and a half rampage, the end.
its so easy and simple, u dont even need to tell us doom guys name.

I'll never take women seriously, they're all frail and breakable

She a cute

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They should have done it like Hardcore Henry fpp the whole way through the film. It would have resonated with fans.

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I'd sooner have him than a fucking girl

>racial insecurity
Hello fellow goy, how is you racial identity today?
Subhuman goyishly as always, I see..

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Poor gal, not enough money for a proper bra.

Stop, I'm trying not to fap.

>ignoring the fact it's direct to DVD/streaming shit
How fucking sensitive are you fucks? The thing is, you don't do anything about it but shitpost on Yea Forums. No letters, no emails, no questions, no complaints. You just moan on Yea Forums and hope that somehow they'll do what YOU want.

I prefer the 1995 or Manga Major anyway