Will Canada ever have kino again?

Will Canada ever have kino again?

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N'Eh

Nothing good has ever come out of Canada and even worse stuff has come in Canada.

What about Reboot?

9th annual YTV Achievement Awards (Sunday April 19, 1998)

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> Various kino Hollywood directors from Canada like david cronenberg
> Numerous actors
> Various kino tv like da vinchi's inquest

Canada is disproportionately represented considering our population in Hollywood. We also are a kino film location.

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Radio active was kino

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>All the sets and props from old YTV shows/segments are probably rotting under metric tons of trash in a landfill somewhere

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>under metric tons of trash in a landfill somewhere
yeah, under CBC headquarters

So did Blue team ever win a single episode of Uh-Oh?

In retrospect this was gay as fuck

Remember when they brought him back without the purple? Thst was some bullshit.

> If only you knew how bad things really were.

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He was supposed to be a piece of gum. Never understood what happened.

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Someone Watch that show about the kid who went into his coma dream with me

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>tfw no sugar gf

Stream it somewhere

Are You Afraid Of The Dark had some great pieces of ass on it.

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I remember meeting her at the Toronto Zoo when I was like 9 or 10. She was acting really weird for some reason, must've been high or something.

She was the woman of my dreams. I wonder where she is today.

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The Freaky Stories puppets survived, thankfully. The creator of the show held on to them, they're used in summer camp programs now.

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One of the guys from this (George?) does/did board game reviews on youtube, it was a real trip seeing him
She was at a wedding that my Dad and cousins were at, every once in awhile I remember that and try to figure out who the fuck they both could have known

real mature, bradley

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He was my favorite character on chuck

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ummmmmmm

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The original french version (Radio Enfer) was better.

>Will Canada ever have kino again?
>implying Cucknadian (((programming))) was ever good to begin with
They're an eternally cucked excuse for a nation, user. If I had a moon-sized rake, I'd sweeps these LEAVES off my Northern America, those fucking maple syrup sucking, venison eating, hockey playing, tree chopping, French smelling, Canucking Canucking, Gord looking, hoser chugging, moosefucking, newfie founding, North Mexican acting, pineback migrating, iceback swimming, puckhead fetishing, rubberheaded, seal fucking, drybacking, 51st Stating, Bay Frogging, Cankee faggots.

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Why was Claire Redfield dressed like a clown?
And why did she ruin the script for Mega Man X5?

Anyone know where one can torrent some of the old ytv shows like breaker high, freaky stories, radio active, etc? Did they get dvd releases or something that is better than anons ripping recorded vhs copies to YouTube?

More like Big Comfy Cooch

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Great now I got the fucking into stuck in my head.

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Reboot didnt deserve all that horrible jew tactics. I just wanted THE HUNT. Is the remake still going or did it fucking die?

Most Freaky Stories episodes are on Youtube now. The show got onto Amazon a few years back I think.

>Will Canada ever have kino again?

No. Canada is over. It's gone. All that is left is a grotesque parody of the former country.

>He was supposed to be a piece of gum. Never understood what happened.

He was a robot made by a mad scientist who compulsively chewed gum. Whenever the flavour ran out, he'd stick his gum to the robot and get a fresh piece.

>Someone Watch that show about the kid who went into his coma dream with me

I always found this one confusing.

For real?

I still want to fuck that clown, right on her giant outdoor couch.

>For real?

Yeah. I still remember it being explained on the show, by Phil. At some point in they took the gum off and he was just plain metal.

I recently discovered that I really want to fuck her

You just know.

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...is that Audrey from Twin Peaks?

There was no profit motive for these shows as they were funded by the government, so DVDs of these shows either don't exist or existed in small quantities like how Australia would sell Stickin' Around DVDs.

Was this sexual assault?

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PJ Katie was the top tier cutie. She had her own show, PJ Katie's Farm. The episodes got crazier and more frantic. I used to watch in awe. I'm pretty sure aired it at midnight to attract the late-night pothead audience who will watch the crazy girl play with her clay animals.
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Government doesn't own this stuff. We gave (and still do ) grants to make tv and movies but the creator owns the rights. So ytv or whoever they partnered with own the shit not the government.

Even the CBC is profit driven (like the BBC) make more profit, make more shows / pay for rights like hockey.

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>ywn hear kino music on MUCH MUSIC again

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Even as a lad I was pretty fucking confused. I think they just ran it late because the show wasn't popular

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shows only you have seen

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for me, it's aptn

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Someone should make a stream that plays ytv and teletoon shows 24/7. I wish I was more autistic and willing to track down peoples old vhs recordings from the late 90s and 2000s. I know I got tapes of DBZ at least kicking around at my mom's house. Probably got some kino Phil clips on it.

Always wanted to rock the "sink plug as a necklace" look he did

Cronenberg but that's it.

> Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars... Or I don't wash my face....
> My brother says I'll grow out of it but I don't think so

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>for me, it's aptn

>They stopped airing Christmas at Wapo's Bay over and over again around Christmas

WHY?

I remember this was the show that'd come on at like 1-2am on omni and i always thought it was aimed at asians or blacks. Never saw an episode

Here's a T-rex

James Cameron is Canadian.......

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me and some friends used to get drunk and watch it in university because it was so hilariously bad

I watch APTN sometimes and saw Dance me Outside and genuinely liked it. Adam Beach is a good actor.

Space is fucking terrible. All syndicated trash shows and capeshit movies, all the time.
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>[hoarse laughing]

That was unironically a really good PSA.

AAAAAAA THIS FUCKING NOSTALGIA

Also

>When Space played uncut, dubbed and sometimes subtitled anime

Also Teletoon played anime up late at night as well and it's how I saw Ninja Scroll (and how uncensored it was blew my mind)

>That was unironically a really good PSA.

I thought the guy had AIDS because I didn't know what an overdose or that it was survivable until I was older.

But Canada seems to be much better at producing good PSAs than the US.

Teletoon really played some good anime. Cowboy Bebop, Macross plus, and a bunch of other MANGA video stuff

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>never seen heritage minutes anymore

it was a little much to show kids that shit and they ran that one ALOT. I didn't really understand what was going on only it made me sad.

They are still making new ones. I saw one on CBC news network the other day.

>I saw one on CBC news network the other day.
what was it about? something actually canadain?

>Also Teletoon played anime up late at night as well and it's how I saw Ninja Scroll (and how uncensored it was blew my mind)

The first anime I had seen was the dub of Samurai Pizza Cats, then Dragon Ball. Later Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z. I didn't even know they were Japanese or what anime was until that Teletoon block started that summer.

First night they aired, Roujin Z. Pretty cool, different, mature. Then right after that, Ninja Scroll. Mind blown, coolest thing I'd ever seen.

NUAGGGHHHH

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I forget, but if you look at the youtube channel for that video, it has all the new (and old ones)

> NAO THE PEOPLE WILL KNOW WE WERE HERE

Looking good Ryan

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>that black kid who practices ballet at the laundromat

Faaaaaaaaaag

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new one about Juno Beach
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I thought his thing was laundry.

> Teaching kids about fake news before it was called fake news and Facebook didn't exist

Apparently didn't work but we were really ahead of the curve.

reminder that the RAM 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class

>it's letter time

This YouTube channel has a lot of stuff archived on it but the way they di playlists Is annoying

m.youtube.com/channel/UCH9jfFz0VzO-sqfh_TLVT7A

For the longest fucking time I was looking for that People Can Lick Too segment of Freaky Stories, until I finally found it a year or two ago on Youtube

Based. 90s tv had so many 10/10 girls.

I think that's why it stuck in my memory. It's like it's supposed to be mad max Peter pan Neverland world but it's just in some Canadian suburban neighbourhood

>Will Canada ever have kino again?
We killed Hockey Night in Canada and sold all of our tv channels to americans or whoever else. Canada in terms of media fucking SUCKS in the past 15 years. Particularly tv and radio.

Oh my. That channel has Ready or Not. I forgot that even existed. Thanks for that link. Also Mr. Dressup on there. I remember watching that all the time as a kid.

Hi friends. I hope you kids grew up to be happy people.

-Phil

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>I'm pretty sure aired it at midnight to attract the late-night pothead audience who will watch the crazy girl play with her clay animals.
I think they probably had left over time with the studio and needed to fill usage time to justify keeping it. I feel like alot of Canadian tv is really ramshackle this way but it's what makes me adore it I think. I fucking LOVED watching tv as a kid.

omni is one fuckin strange channel. i know the point is to be international but you can see crazy shit therer sometimes. I've seen good music and borderline sex advice shows.

GNAHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH

>. Also Mr. Dressup on there. I remember watching that all the time as a kid.

I have an autographed Mr. Dressup photograph. Signed and addressed to me.

haha yeah man i'm totally happy bro

hockey in general died after the early 2000's. it moved away from the enforcer based Canadian hockey towards the NUHL of today. The guys like Probert. Mcgrattan, or Domi will never be seen in the NHL again.

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I am actually jealous. His show is one of the few TV shows as a kid I remembered more than fragments of.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

LIFE IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I EXPECTED AS A CHILD HELP ME IT'S NOT LIKE ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK AT ALL

It's probably rose tinted glasses (it's almost certainly rose tinted glasses) but I wish I was an adult back in the late 80s early 90s instead of growing up. Growing up in the 90s felt like watching the last gasps of cool normal shit die out and either be raped or replaced. TV was way less pretentious.

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Any Newfies here?

I like Space for introducing me to Galaxy Express 999 as a kid. That movie was awesome.

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CBC radio is still good and newsworld is okay.

Do you guys realize you have to SUBSCRIBE to new ytv is you have Shaw cable? The cable at my parents house is a legit nightmare and every cool channel is blocked behind a please call this number screen.

house hippos

yup, that's what hockey is or was here. even in beer league you find scraps. it's been a part of the game since the early days. shame to see it going away.

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>tfw finding out other kids who watched this shit to completion every day just like I did thought house hippos were real

Autism hit me really bad and I dont have cool TV show hosts to make me feel not alone...

I haven't had cable for more than 10 years so I dunno. Back in the day you got like 40 channels and that included Space, ytv, teletoon,fox umm some channel that played 80s 90s sitcoms.

Were they serious, or just really good at bluffing? I knew most people joked about it being real, but everyone knew it was fake. If it was real every kid would have been leaving chips and peanut butter out to get a neat new pet. Your friends didn't actually do that, did they?

Bordeleau vs McGrattan perfect franco vs anglo canada fight too. the way it was meant to be.

Growing up in the late 90s fucked me up because I saw so many sex advice shows and documentary shows like Kink and Sin City. Please tell me someone knows where I can watch Kink I wanna figure out how fucked up it made me and maybe fap to some weird shit. It aired on Show case.


It's super tame compared to the internet now but I really want to see it again.

The TV was my babysitter pretty much.

Get this - we had that shit here up until about 3 years ago. ie. all the normal channels that were the same number as I was growing up, Comedy Central on 41, food network on 30, Family channel on 39, etc. Then when my mom decided to get it 'upgraded' and get a DVR, they said we weren't supposed to even have that anymore for years. Since they changed it, we have access to pretty much none of the 'normal' channels anymore and now we just have some random shit like History and Slice. No kids channels, no sports, few movie channels. It fucking blows. At least in the past the "basic cable" had a smorgasbord of different things.

>Showcase
>Kink
I remember all that shit. One episode he went into a german leather brothel and I witnessed some old men getting DESTROYED.

Remember that old woman who would give callers sex advice on her TV show?

I remember random flashes of so many weird things. There was an old bearded guy who got men to mail him their ass and pubic hair to see if they were hairy enough for him.

I remember some sort of weird old orfy party but like they were fucking each other across the room with their minds? (???????)

And a guy with giant X tattoos on his nipples.

Good old fixed pricing for the Canadian market. It's gotten really bad the past few years with people demanding options to pay for single channels and the CRTC mandated it, except they didn't mandate any price terms so it just allowed Bell and co. to inflate prices and rework packages to their advantage and blame the CRTC without having to look like the bad guys.

I think she was really popular in America too because I remember seeing her on a talk show once.

Sunday night sex show with Sue

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Does anyone remember this? It had Jim Cummings as the green thing. For some ungodly reason the Christmad Special is on out Amazon prime but not the full series.

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Then they cry about how they can't compete.

> It's impossible for Netflix to make a profit

Bell exec literally said this, I mean dummy they are a public company you can actually go and look at their numbers.....

Same bullshit with cellphones and internet. At least for now we have sane copyright laws where we can't get ass blasted for millions of dollars for downloading a song. It's like a maximum 5k fine for EVERYTHING you have pirated.

Oh my God I found the fat hairy guy.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XveSvwHcu4

I'm just gonna say it - watching regular cable without all this subscription shit was way better, even if it was expensive. everything was more or less in one place, except for HBO and hardcore porn. Half the time nowadays I have no idea what to watch because I feel like nothing gets surfaced to me I have to seek everything out and it's getting tiring. I sound like a bitch but it's a personal fact. I just watch the same episodes of Reno 911! over and over again because I dunno where to go next. At least on tv I was pretty much forced into watching something else. Netflix sucks dick here and I unsubscribed years ago.

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I liked justin.tv back in the day for that. There was always some random channels playing a mix of shit 24/7

they're not my friends

Nooo their website is down for their DVD. Please tell me someone has this.

That show was some good fun. I image the Christmas special is on Amazon because it kept airing well after the show ended. Can't remember if I ever had a tape of that show as a kid, but now I really want to rewatch the show. Definitely one of the reasons I'm so into stop motion to this day.

>Then they cry about how they can't compete.
I remember when Rogers and Shaw split the country in half and created literal monopolies in their regions for cable as a kid. I have no sympathy for any of them. Bell's not any better and might actually be the worst of the bunch as years go by.

I kind of miss the good old days before Canada bowed down and we still had legal piracy. Then it was just can't upload. Now it's just some weird grey area.

Are you subtly implying you knew people who actually set out peanut butter? Those people actually existed?

You're not really wrong. TV in the past worked because it was the only thing. Eventually specialty channels expanded things so you could seek a general style of program, but it was still what they wanted to let you see at the time. Now it's all on demand and everyone's copying everything else. Specialty channels don't even focus on their specialty half the time. History channel being a prime example, but it's really everything. The simplicity of the past really worked. Of course if you know what you want to see in particular it works great now, but I find I'm following recomendations from friends or nostalgia and not really enjoying new content. Usually something old.

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I'm now exploring the depths of my parents cable box. Why is every single channel that shows nostalgia reruns locked behind paywalls? I have to pay to watch fucking Blossom?

I met Sugar and Pat(i think that was his name) at a pizza place when I was a kid

Only 2 and a half years until Olympic curling is back on the menu.

Did Sugar ask you to fuck her? Or did I dream that part?

I don't think it was ever legal. We had some shit with cassette tapes you could make one copy or something like that but movies and everything else was not okay.
My understanding is you just can't upload, and if you do it's a max fine of 5k in damages or something. ISP's have to forward copyright letters and can't share your information with out a court mandated order, as far as I know no one had been convicted in court.

The only people who get fucked are the ones who are doing big shit like that Kodi add-ons guy (don't really get how that is illegal but they are just going to crush him in legal fees to make a point)

Cannot wait to see curling on the big stage again.

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A couple of village idiots were sincere, though I don't know if they set out peanut butter. But I do know they worked for the artiodactyl, the housed hippo

Why does curling have so many fucking qts? And how many of them are autistic?
>ywn listen to your beautiful spastic gf scream at a rock

HURRY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
HURRY HARD

I rarely watched this show, but i'd force my self to just to see her. Fuck she is cute

>Why is every single channel that shows nostalgia reruns locked behind paywalls?
Because nostalgia sells. Older people would rather emulate how they used TV and the 30-something generation has a pretty huge boner for nostalgia.

Well, with the internet laws didn't catch up right away and Canada wasn't as pestered as the US was when it came to updating them after shit like Napster. There was a bit of a wild west in the early years that lasted until the late 2000s when things finally got written in.

It's what I live for. Every 4 years. Last games was extra special with mixed doubles. 3 whole tournaments to follow, it was like I died and went to heaven. And then we didn't sweep all three gold...

Where is she now? And is she in this thread?

You're right that it's harder just to find anything, but there's also been a massive dip in both quality and, as says, variety. The reality TV boom was like a permanently debilitating seizure to television.
With Animal Planet, Discovery and History as good as dead, I don't even watch television anymore. Ironically enough I grew up on almost nothing but that good, thought-provoking stuff only to start lurking Yea Forums and getting into anime and manga.

>Not dead
holy fuck, i just assumed

Because curling isn't really mainstream as it used to be and uncommon qts from old stock families play it

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Show was retarded but i really liked it as a kid, and it was based in an area of the north were I was borne so I'd pick up on the small references

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Post Canadian kino. I'll start
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Alyson Court. just looked her up, shes still doing shit. ?Movies, voice acting and shows. she was in the beatle juice cartoon as well

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> No indigenous kids

Kinda fucked when you think about it.

That Ontario food jingle is from the 80s? Surprised it's been around so long, but it's actually really damn catchy and I hum it sometimes so I guess if it works why change it?

the mixed doubles was interesting. Morris and Lawes winning gold was fun.

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What I loved about that was all the other teams were practicing for at least a year and they just came together at the last second, won a qualifier and went on to win the gold like it was nothing. Crazy good chemistry and shows just how good our curling teams can be.

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The fuck

You never watched Sunday night sex show? It was always kino. All on YouTube.

> My Boyfriends dick is too big sue it hurts

>first girl I ever liked was in bobcaygeon
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>Last straight man running from trannie hoards

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ANYONE remember this?

First TV crush was on here

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>mfw seeing fucking Sugar in The Disaster Artist

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I remember it. My first crush was probably PJ Katie. First waifu was Sailor Moon followed by Venus as she was introduced.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ovn3j4R672U

I still do the ten second tidy up.

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Now hear me out, Its a American-Canadian show
Most of the staff were Canadians as were much of the main cast
>Daniel
>Sam
>Fraiser
From Atlantis
>Weir
>Ford
>Keller
Might be missing some people

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How the fuck do you forget Rodney McKay? Good Canadian actor playing a Canadian that was in the original before becoming a staring role in the spin-off.

I thought of that, but he wasn't born in canada, but he moved here when he was 4 and is basicly canadian in every other way. just wanted to be technical about place of birth. most of the non canada born actors live in canada now though

Family Business was another one and I remember Kink too. (((Showcase))))

I miss Bionix so much

You got a link for that one, user? I want to watch incels react to a woman saying a dick is too big.

hes also doing a small youtube channel about tech news and shit. but none of the big budgets and edits. I actually like him

MOOOOM MOOOOOOM AIDAN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN

>Late Night YTV, Showcase, Comedy Channel
Fucking Holy Trinity for a Canadian teenage boy.
Puppets Who Kill was my favorite

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>tap-dancing prodigy invades local restaurant

I still don't know what my Thing is...

Holy shit they have Incredible Story Studio it was lost for so long

>Born in England
Like 4 years matters when he's still part of the Commonwealth and grew up here. Technicalities are for Americans.

Haven't seen a movie or show with him in it I didn't like. Interesting shift in career, but I guess if he handled the money from Atlantis well he's set for life and can do whatever he wants now. At least that's hopefully what happened...

Deeeefrosted for you and for meee

kek

Your Thing is posting Sneed on a Laotian Fleetwood Mac fan club forum

my Thing is masturbating ~8 times per day

You're the first person I've seen bring that show up, I fucked loved it.

Stop making this thread, you syrup sucking cuck.

For some reason you reminded me of this.

Its like an argentinian Canadian anime. I'm pretty sure it was only made because some rich guy had a boner for cybersix

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Me and my dad were crazy about this shit what a cutie.

Yeah. Spoiler the girl died of a heroin overdose at age 26. Its all on the encore+ youtube channel btw. Someone posted the link above.

>Some rich guy had a boner for cybersix
That half describes me. Comfy show

I usually bring it up when i see a thread about Canadian tv, but no one ever replies.
There's two of us anyway lol

This gave me an awakening. All I know is that the redhead is beautiful and she shaped my amazon fetish

had to google it to know it was fries with that, don't even remember watching that show

cash me ousi how bow dat

Will it be broadcast in Chinese?

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i thought in current year we werent allowed heritage since we are a post nation state

Anyone recall the show Alienated on Space? It was about a family that gets abducted by aliens that ran briefly on the channel. Lots of innuendo.
youtu.be/jUaKOfFjStI?t=127
Canadian television went to absolute shit after 2005.
Aren't there laws requiring a certain amount of Canadian content on tv? But channels like Space carry nothing now but Star Trek, the same 5 movies and Castle reruns... unless they count shows that were filmed in Canada as "Canadian content".

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She was the quintessential 90s girl they don't make them like her anymore

can you fucking babies talk about anything at all without whining about your weirdo right wing bullshit?

Never saw that show, but I didn't watch too many sitcoms at the time.

I think they reduced the required hours and/or expanded the rules to include things produced here that didn't fit the regulations earlier. So something like SG1 or Supernatural fills Space's content needs and they don't need to find original programming as often. Castle probably counts because of Nathan Fillion. Do they even have their own original shows like that sci-fi/geek news they would have every day?

I mostly blame the mid 2000s flash animation shitfest. People abused the grants and quality dropped hard to the point it wasn't fostering a Canadian identity and was just money laundering. That and American stuff becoming more and more promoted made it cheaper for everyone to just import than create.

They're still making these? Voiced by Mansbridge to boot.

Neat

>Ninja Scroll
>Patlabor 1+2
>Wings of HonnĂȘamise
>Macross Plus

They never aired Cowboy Bebop though, your thinking toonami

>the chad 2'7" vs. the virgin 1'6"

Toonami, in Canada? Cartoon Network wasn't even a thing here until a few years ago.

What is the most 90's kid canadian tv show there is?

was shit but mildly comfy in season 2
season 1 is absolute garbage though

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Fuck off 50yboy faggot cuckold

Buttons, the bear, is sleeping with the mayor's wife in the first episode.

Y'ever think of Gord sometimes and get a little catch in your throat?

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Yeah I just watched it out of curiosity, I also saw her dominating him

The Argentinian comic had gratiutious sex and nudity and the producer tried for so long to make it a cartoon. Theres literally no other reason that I could think why it would be made. Check out the comic it's kind if crazy.

Show was retarded but i fucking loved it, used some assists and characters from Newgrounds games

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Reboot.

> decades later france is filled with niggers, england with pakis, and germany with syrians. each and all of them thieving, raping and murdering europeans despite the sacrifices the europeans made to be freed from each others tyrants

more and more these noble and honorable people died FOR FUCKING NOTHING

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Quality music and Red Green was involved in production. It looked kind of shitty, but it was actually a pretty good show. They even got together and made a few more albums after the show ended.

I have a feeling the coming wave of violence in response to the raping of europe will be legendary. I feel i'll live long enough to see it

Formerly white countries

it's a good show.
won awards in canada.

I'm in love for some reason. I want to go back

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Holy shit it's the guy who plays Kratos

Yes.

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>IT'S LETTER TIME
>IT'S LETTER TIME

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no

fuck I remember when they showed the first three episodes and nothing else of Gundam Wing for the longest time

then they aired the sequel movie first and then the whole series afterwards

youtube.com/watch?v=7TfF3TUFNE8

RIP

all part of their plan to piss kids off and then hook em with the payoff
>tfw couldn't keep track of any of this fuckery and often missed chunks of shows' plot arcs because my parents dragged me out to restaurants every other fucking day

>he didnt watch the original degrassi
>he didnt watch the like 10 reboots of degrassi
>didnt watch polka dot door
>didnt watch me dress up
>didnt watch this hour has 22 mins

Absolute pleb tier taste.

Yo I had a mad crush on that weirdo tamura or whatever her name was. Like big time and all my friends thought it was weird because she was the crazy one
>look up her character
>tamira Rosenberg

DAMMIT

What? No

Holynshit. I forgot all about this. Nostalgic as fuck right now. I wanna go back.

>tfw i saw pj phil in a record store
>had the exact same clothing style like 25 years later except had grey hair and really wrinkly
>made me sad to see him like that
Oh God, time is a cruel mistress

Remember Yea Forums

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

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>not being old enough to remember Freaky Stories clearly
How young are you son? I've been searching for the pilot episode that only aired once or twice where Larry and Maurice hosted the show from a graveyard instead of the diner. It premiered during one of the Dark Night Halloween marathons

>when that green dog is facing the camera at 4:45 it looks like some freaky alien type of thing

Was this intentional?

I only noticed a couple of instances in which the word "kino" was allowed to shit up the thread. I'm proud of you guys.

No Germanic shit allowed here. Didn't fight two world wars for nothing.

oh *canada*!

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So long as Bell, Corus, Rogers and Shaw have all the power over the media and everything is controlled out of Ontario, no, Canada never have kino again. Dead serious.

Did this guy rip off Rick Mercer or was it the other way around?

Does anyone even care about TV (cable or whatever you'd call it) anymore? Every time I turn on the TV, it seems like a completely dead format and even if there were a few good shows on, it seems that wouldn't bring the magic back at all, which is quite depressing, since streaming is lifeless.

>see heritage moments now and then
>they're all about women and minorities

Was it always like this?

Lol holy shit just watching that made me feel like I was high on acid. Brilliant. Even the narrators tone and speech patterns. How can they even....?

>can you fucking babies talk about anything at all without whining about your weirdo right wing bullshit?

Should we be happy that are country is made foreign and strange to us by the flood of alien people? Should I be fucking thanking you or something? Of course not. It's absolutely not acceptable and I owe the multicultists nothing but eternal enmity. They belong in Hell forever.

You can get em all back if you know how to break into the cable box on the side of your house. I had DVR cable for years then dropped it when I moved because I couldn't justify paying for it. Then my neighbor came over and opened the box and set me up. It was just like the old days. Have about 50 channels and they're all the same as when I was kid. I dont have a menu or anything I can switch through, you gotta click on each station to see what's on or go to the TV guide station (channel 13 here) to see what's on and what station it's on. Its kino as fuck desu lad

It wasnt illegal to pirate. It was only illegal to sell pirated material.

>why so many cuties

I've noticed this as well and I think it's because it's like a bourgeois type of sport. Like mostly wealthy people play it. Kinda like how tennis players and golfers are usually qts. Gotta be the daughter of a trophy wife to be into it

Cable is irrelevant. The fact of the matter is that all those companies own all the TV channels, rights for US content and are the only means to get anything made in Canada, since their participation is how you get grants.
The truth is they probably have the ability to broadcast all these cable channels for free over the air through digital subchannels under CTV, Global or Citytv. But instead this country has become tricked into thinking it has to pay for cable or $100 per gig for data.

I forget that dudes name on the left but I saw him do a stand up special fairly recently and he nailed it. It felt weird though because on ytv he was this cool young guy but now hes like mid 40's stereotypical dad type, cardigan wearing mother fucker.

I'm 31. I remember it clearlywhen you posted it but I things I need to do in my day to day life and dont usually ponder about old TV shows. But tonight I cant sleep and I'm enjoying this thread. Also I remember my mom thinking this show was inappropriate to watch so my brother and I would find sneaky ways to watch it by building a fort around the TV and having the audio barely loud enough to hear it.

>that excitement coming home on a Friday night knowing you will be watching anime all night on ytv
>actually wanting to wake up on the Saturday morning to catch the cartoons on Foxkids and ytv

You will never go back