Would this movie be better received if it was released today?

Would this movie be better received if it was released today?

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dunno lol

The sneed in the seed

Yes if they marketed it towards edgy memester teens instead of the children that should watch a dr seuss movie

My dad loves this film and thinks it's toppest of kino. Keeps wanting to replay it to me every five years.

No too many white ppl

For me? It's The Cat in the Hat.

If it were a 90s movie it would be considered a classic.

It's a decent film and still makes me laugh a lot.
Nostalgia Critic did a shit review on it and didn't understand half of the jokes because he's a retard, I will never not think he's a cunt.

I watched it recently and though it was fine, the problem is that really starts to drag towards the end.

It's funny.

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Unironically no. It should've been a bit the '03. The problem was that it wasn't marketed as an Austin Powers style parody and instead was aimed at kids.

>watch as a kid
>like it
>watch as a teen
>think it’s terrible
>watch as an adult
>realise it’s kino
anyone else go through a similar evolution?

Teenagers are retarded.

same. There's a weird sour spot in that movie where you're too old for the little kid humor, but too young to catch the word play and references. Either side of teenager and it's great though.

Seems like a good movie to watch with my gf.

The film is a fever dream masterpiece shot by a multi-academy award winning cinematographer. It is art. Actual, honest to God art. If it had more sex scenes in it, it would be regarded as some kind of Lynchian-tier examination of the human condition, but because it's ostensibly aimed at children, it was misunderstood.

The film is twisted at its heart. And that makes it beautiful.

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Why would anyone ever listen to what the Nostalgia Faggot has to say?

I'M SO EXCITED!

OH, YEA!

Something magical and full of wonder! ...It's a contract.

I'll get you. And it'll look like a bloody accident!

I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the twelve-year-old drive!"

You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting. I'd do it for nothing.

I always loved this movie and the Jim Carrey Grinch. My dad and I quote them all the time.

Directed by Bo Welch, a god-tier production designer. That's why it has that Burton-esque visual design without the Burton-esque self-indulgence.

What was the joke here?

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>You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting. I'd do it for nothing.
I haven't seen the movie since it came out, did he actually say that?

Careful, hype it up enough and I'll have to rewatch it.

>youtu.be/Sn3oOb6Vou4
Just do it.

He pushed the plunger and shot theblowuid across the room and she watched. That's it

Look, I'm a girl.
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Why did Cat push Sally into the couch?

She did that"Pusher"movie later on and aced her role.

>Some madman uploaded the whole movie and the comment section is filled with gold
It's the little things that make my day.

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>blocked on copyright grounds

Works on my computer.

Works on my machine.

Maybe try not living in such a shit country user.

based

I'm in Waterloo why is this blocked?

I always liked it but as an adult I realized it was the same thing as Austin Powers and was just regular good and not "so bad it's good"

The DVD commentary with him and Alec Baldwin is so kino. He just sits there refusing to explain how crazy shots were pulled off, and Alec Baldwin is audibly horny for the mom character

understood that reference

Why did you watch a Nostalgia Critic video?

Goddamit it's so bad

YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...DA

Non-whites aren't allowed in Dr. Seuss' world.

Mrs. Kwan is Taiwanese

>Nostalgia Cringeshit
there's your problem

pomf

Would it be banned.

cunnykino

DU FOOKIN COHPCAEKKS

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This was the only decent scene.

Nah, the movie is complete dogshit, but it's a good dogshit movie

that's not even the best scene and your mother's a faggot

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Rhode Island license plate.
You never see those.

Should I rewatch without the commentary first?

>fever dream
The neighborhood/people give off that secret cult vibe where everybody is hiding dead bodies in their walls.

>Directly after he cuts off his tail it cuts to a scene of him threatening a few children with a lawsuit .
Kino as fuck

The scene on the rollercoaster where the movie stops completely so that the cat can shill the Universal ride is hilarious.

Yes Mr Humberfloob...