Outgrosses Detective Pikachu and Shazam!

Except the budget was double Shazam's budget you idiot

Alita: 404.8 M
Shazam!: 362 M
Detective Pikachu: 368 M

Why can't a movie be discussed on Yea Forums?

mods decided to ban them
some juvenile shitposters decided to take credit for it

Two shitty comedies aimed at brainwashing white and asian kids into thinking seeing black and brown people around them is normal

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>outgrosses Detective Pikachu and Shazam!
Why set the bar so low?

i saw it over 45 times at the theaters.
wish i could go see it again right now, but gonna go see pikachu for the second time with a friend instead in ten minutes.
how many times did you see alita, frens?

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>brainwashing white and asian kids into thinking seeing black and brown people around them is normal
>Alita is played by a Mexican
>It's set in Panama with brown people
>Somehow this excludes it from the other two
>This is the average tiny brain alitard

Truly a sneedian film

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Post lewd Rosa

you are right about everything, altough Rosa is half Peruvian half french or something

They want to be edgy so they copy bad trollings from post thinking its serious

>US BTFO
>Hellbow BTFO
Any other “hyped up” film that couldn’t beat Alita?

They want to be snedgy so they harvest rotten tobaccos thinking its 8 max.

>Hellboy
>US
>hyped
OHNONONONONONONO THE ABSOLUTE STATE

Sneed

I already did. Now go dialate.

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Someone fill me in on why SneedChads targeted Alita before they hit GoT or one of the million Capeshit reposts.

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I had A LOT to do with it, ngl

You creeps were kicked off this board for a reason. Now get out.

You really didn't. You're just some insignificant incel

nope
never ever

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Check it out dude, I had those weebs SEETHING

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They didnt target anyone, they spam on all thread where their posts can be deleted sometimes but if the threads are already off topic it ll look a lot like shit posting and the thread will get pruned. You only say they targeted alifags because you were in one of those threads when the personnal janny left off and started to experienc Yea Forums like everyone else

Because I like got, i dont sneedpost in its threads. Alita is cringe and I have disdain for lunatics that saw it dozens of times

>phone poster zoomer
>Thinking he's above alitafags

Cringe

>I like GoT
Acquire taste you burlington bar tranny.

fixd

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>Plebbitors hate Jim Cameron
>hence why they hate Alita now
Makes sense

>poor edgy faggot
>Thinking he's above phoneposting

Can we all just be happy if they each get sequels?

Is that not enough?

stay mad tranny namefag
BASED

/trash/
If based Jim had directed it then it wouldn't have flopped embarrassingly sweaty

ROFL they literally went into the /trash/

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>Expected to gross less than 200,000,000
>404.8 Million and #1 on pre-orders
Stay mad, roastie

>total gross 3 months vs 3 wks
Alitafags consider this a win against electric mouse kino

>Edgy faggot
I'm not the third worlder wasting my time "OWNING WEEBS XD" on my phone.

The moderator babysitting these threads is i_am_abib

So this is another way they're doing damage control since Endgame's profits are tapering off. Mouseshills are truly pathetic.

Im not an imature fag like you trying to insult people because they post from their phone. What kind of fucking weeb would be proud to post only from his computer...

That stuff is all fine in Alita since it isn't a movie for impressionable children

>404 mll
How much do you think goes to the studio, dumdum?

Based Sneed. And here's him roasting the lying nigger.

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>I-It was a success because it wasn't expected to even break even but it DID so THERE
The fucking COPE kek

Disney literally owns Alita you stupid retard

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Face it tranny mouseshills, your capeshit lost and both Alita and Avatar still stand supreme.

Dialate and have sex, so your ass vagina pops.

because you're overestimating how many sneedposters there are. They'd be a drop in the bucket of GoT or Capeshit threads. Alita was like taking candy from a baby

Be more shilling and you wouldn't bad mouth avatar if true

Not as pathetic as you when you larp that you were against reylo and now cry that sneed took this trash out too

>HA YOUR FILM WILL FLOP!
>Doesn’t flop
>H-HAHA C-COPE
Stay mad

DCucks have been eternally BTFOed

Now they resort to being avatar fags. It wont be long until they become gone of the wind fags

I don't even know what reylo is. Maybe you need to take a step away from Yea Forums and get a job.

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Why? Because you're a cocksucker? Alita fans mind their own business and don't hurt anybody

>Disney literally owns Alita
No they don't, Jim owns it. 20th Century Fox distributed it.

>hurr durr i am normie unlime you stinky 4chin people

>doesn't flop
But it did. It made next to no money and was quietly swept under the rug and never mentioned again apart from your autist general

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Amazing you're now larping as a complete and utter newfag?

Poteyyto potahhto

The mouse owns your waifu roboto

>Shazam!fags, Pokefags: “well, shit sucks but ok”
>Disneyfags: literally seething over an insignificant cybergirl
Redpill me on this, Yea Forums.
They’re not even shitting on Captain Marvel

No, they don't. Jim's production company owns the movie. Fox just distributed it. Learn to read.

Are you planning on answering

>not shitting on Captain Marvel
this is apparently the viewpoint you have if you literally never leave the alita general and visit any other part of the board

>Because I like got
yikes. sneedposters confirmed for having absolutely shit taste

They're newfags. Just look at It was the last general that was protected just like this trash

You saw a single comic book movie in the double digits in the cinema
Imagine even mentioning taste

Nah, I remember popping into their generals. They hated Disney, and thought of Captain America in the same way as the rest of the board does. Hell, they were doing meetups at theaters to see Alita while CM/Endgame was out. Capeshitters were even popping in to fuck with them as well.

Money comes from the mouse. Jim handles the logistics

NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP LIKING ALITA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nah, schizoposters don't deserve answers. You wouldn't know how to interpret them.

I love the smell of fresh bread

So you were only pretending to be on Yea Forumss side
Will you be joining your fellow shills on 8?

Except it doesn't in the case of Alita. The Avatar sequels, maybe.

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Boy capeshitters really were triggered by based Jim lmao

>Avatar sequels
So you're admitting God Mouse owns Jim, therefore owning Floplita

Why are marveldrones shitting on her while DChads remain silent?

You keep inventing things. People dont want your /soc/ shit here.

Based i'm in there too lmao

Why wont the shitskin that larps as a white man answer?

Disney moms are paid to shill and destroy competing properties.

Its not even me, i dont post that much outside of the screenshot you fucking imbecile, im not a lone looney. You got banned for a reason faggots

Implying, cuckmeroon will not selling alita sequel to rat, just like avatar.
Alita as Disney Princess, soon

Dcucks are hiding as cameronfags to cope with getting eternally btfoed by the MCU

Peaches and tripfags ruined the generals

Stop talking to yourself

how did Alita threads devolve into loony fuckwits trolling fans over retarded shit and pointless drama, who are these people? dont you have something else to do

ESL gtfo of our first world thread please. Go hang out with your fellow third world friends at /int/

I'm not in there.

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I just know notice peaches admit there was another janny watching those thread. Maybe that explain why some like this one stay up a few hours

USA is a third world nation populated by subhumans.

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they love us, they just don't know how to say it

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We're a generous nation that gives shitskins like you a chance to have a better life

I feel bad for you

based

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Reminder.

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Hey aussiefag
You're the first dox. Get ready to labelled a pedophile

>Im not an immature fag like you
>Gets more and more triggered when I call you a phone posting third worlder
>all while you raid some faggy general pretending he's some UBER HACKRR XD

reddit, /trash/ and trannypilled

so do I friend, so do I

They were both wrong tho

Why the fuck do those niggers even want to "gain posters"? It's a fucking dead end spam general, what's the point of gaining posters if the threads themselves dont discuss jack shit? I fucking hate these reddit niggers

>we
Good goy keep thinking your vote accomplishes something.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is ESL???
So, german is third world now

>Many of them are starting to dox people over a fucking containment thread
I'm glad to see these threads in flames, but some people here are trying way to hard to be edgy.

OBSESSED

what's there discord code?

Just wait until alitafags cucked by rat
Sequel soon...

Take the leap, she's waiting.

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Im not triggered because you me a third worlder phone posting, im not even the same guy. You keep being stupid and inventing things to attack people What the fuck is bad if someone post from their phone ? Who his the third worlder here ? Wtf, you can invent whatever about me, that im schyzo, fat, no job lonely or thrid worlder, even phoneposter if you want, it doesnt matter because i will never be an alifags

Into the /trash/ you go!

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That's what happens with all the generals here newfag. The difference being that the mod got exposed so he could protect you

T5DWmgn

The cringe.

Whos trying to be edgy ? Who mock people by assuming they are mentally ill ? Who mock people because they are phoneposting ? Who is the tryhard edgy faggot who insult by using entry level /pol/ buzzwords ? Who discovered Yea Forums from facebook ? Get the fuck off already

Reminder that you should take you're meds user, before it's too late.

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Once again, I don't give a shit about these threads, but doxxing people was never a measure carried out here, you fucking child.

>I'm glad to see these threads in flames

alita threads were self contained they started out ok eventually became a chatroom for a i dunno a dozen(?) or so people, i lurked since #1 but eventually it stopped being worthwhile , i presume it will come back for the digital release and blu ray. I dont understand where all the drama bs is coming from it surreal on a site where threads are transient and largley shitposting anyway, are people really that desperate for trolling targets they will follow randoms across platforms for percieved transgressions of board culture?.

If you give out enough information about yourself to people on Yea Forums and discord that you don’t even know then you are practically asking to be doxxed

Go back

the audacity to spam up the board, as vain as it may be, under the guise that its about movie discussion, but actually its the lowest of low of the board recruiting newfags for their own moderated discord to give some value and control to their miserable life

Reminder to stop trying to assume thing when you get exposed for you faggotry. Whatever you say is a lie, your waifuing is true

lmao what a schizo. Capeshitters aren't human.

> maybe bump the /trash/ thread a bit
> maybe bump the /trash/ thread a bit
> maybe bump the /trash/ thread a bit
> maybe bump the /trash/ thread a bit

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Let's see
Generals that had doxing
>got
>who
>king of nerds
>reylo
>trek
Trips/namefags
>bleu
>boxxysan
>handful of taps
>error
>countless others
And these span from all the way from now(I guess with alita shitters) to before 2010
Now tell us which Yea Forums you were on where doxing didn't happen

Alita generals were a bad idea past the #99 mark to begin with. It would have been poetry to end it there but you faggots had to ruin it. I'm glad these threads are over with now.

To be honest im pissed they got their own general protected by a janny so long while all the chan endured the shitpost. they think we never talk about movies here, we never see any interesting on topic threads get pruned for no reason while sneedpost reigns because jannies are shi. Then they got caught with yheir /soc/ shit to add with that while still saying they wont move boards so they got a general ban. Like they said they were never any leak from the general, so maybe some anons here may believe any alita related post is from faggots who dont want to move to /soc/. Im just an asshole who dont want to see newfags keep ruining this site more and more. If theyd gone to soc it would been fine, but they wanted to stay and be edgy. Thats what their generals gonna be like now from no one and one day theyll miss sneed and bane when the new annoying shit will come. All they had to do was going to /soc/, itd have been fine.

>What is ESL???
English as a Second Language

>So, german is third world now
Most Middle Eastern countries are. What's your point Muhammad?

Fair enough i suppose, i didnt pay that much attention to the shit going on, I just came for the fanart and occasional funny OC or fanfiction.

Bump to spite discord trannies

*ahem*

Alita
>50% domestic: 43 million
>40% overseas: 74 million
>25% China: 33 million
TOTAL: 150 million
(-) 170 million budget
= -20 million

Detective Pikachu (so far)
>50% domestic: 63 million
>40% overseas: 62 million
>25% China: 21 million
TOTAL: 146 million
(-) 150 million budget
= -4 million

Shazam
>50% domestic: 69 million
>40% overseas: 72 million
>25% China: 11 million
TOTAL: 152 million
(-) 100 million budget
= 52 million

and that's without marketing

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Chadzam wins!

More like Floplita: Nosequelever Angel

I singlehandedly kept threads alive and then I killed the threads.
I stopped patrolling the threads around the time it went pure /soc/ shit, you can find some of my old posts in the like the threads 300's where I complained about anons being off-topic.

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It's literally autism.

I withdraw my statement about sneedposters, these faggots are saving this board
>tfw they also killed the cancerous reylo generals
Holy based

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560 threads

Floplita lol

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I love these threads because Alitards act so smug, but they have no self-awareness and can't realize they're all fucking retarded or severely autistic. It just keeps giving. Get fucked you brony tier fags.

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Remember when Alita, Shazam, Pikachu and Godzilla were united against Captain Foot Fungus?

Ackshually, Iron City is supposed to be set in or around modern Kansas City.

>literally one of the most prominent tripfaggots sharing his twitter account
>I complained about anons being offtopic
Seriously shut the fuck up faggot

This i hated them but only now realised they drove even the bane posters out. I realise their purpose now. Sneedposters are necessary to this board. Theyre like more efficient jannies

In the manga it's Kansas City but for the movie Cameron wanted it set in Panama because space elevators would only work on the equator

Based. Motherfuck Alitafags.

alita is a disney movie
pikachu and shazam is not

simple.

Alitards just can’t stop losing

best line of the movie?
>Sweetheart, you are.

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159thpbp
it's great to see there's still light in this sea of garbage

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Go away, retards

Is Alita worth watching?

Yes but stay away from the fanbase

no never

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>get arrested and have a 3 day stay in the pokey
>come back and /alita/ is gone
i wish i was black, then the cops would have just shot me, and i wouldnt have to go through this pain

>i saw it over 45 times at the theaters.

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i didnt know having a faggy taste in movies was an arrestable offense

holy shit detective pikachu flopped

it couldn't even beat the angelina jolie tomb raider

That had prime Jolie taking a bath though. Of course it couldn't.

MY GIRL LIKES TO
BATTLE ALL THE TIME
BATTLE ALL THE TIME
BATTLE ALL THE TIME

What the fuck's wrong with her face?

Father line.

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It is perfect.
Your eyes, accustomed to bodipositive, are hurt by perfection.

Give this shit a rest alitafags
If anyone here was interested in this trash, you've already destroyed that interest with your weeb faggotry.
I know why this movie flopped so badly, it is a bad movie I have watched it.
It's also a very poor animation job, looks like it was rushed to completion.

seeing comments like this only keeps going
just don't click on the thread if you're not interested
it's not that hard cocksucker

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Thank you for your opinion.

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>why yes, i liked the movie and rate it 7.5/10 and already moved on with my life after watching it. I do not spam threads on Yea Forums and go around waifufagging alita coz im not a degenerate and have better things to do.

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who the fuck is that?

>alita fags
>reaction images from a shitty camrip
>literal discord trannies
wow i'm shocked

>why yes, I don't go around policing Yea Forums or spamming sneed because I'm not a huge faggot
live and let live brothers

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>being this new
It's a computer generated ultra masculine alpha male.

>making a thread about a film profits
>caring about film profits
Awful thread, don't do this again.
Alita was a great film though.

>Alitafag getting arrested
Did you have a public tism fit?

Sad but mostly true.
Alita is not going to get a sequel.
And this is a blessing in disguise.
Because there will be huge price cuts forced on the sequel and coupled with the terrible new script due to the wall they have written themselves in it's going to be an awful film.

Personally I liked Alita a lot but the /alita/ threads were the worst kind of faggotry and pure autism delusion I ever witnessed on Yea Forums.

OH NO ALITACELS? What happened to your general!? I thought you guys were gonna break 1000 on Yea Forums. Haahhaahahahhaha

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>lol why didn’t they target these threads
Fuck alitafag

Based. Fuck alita bronies

YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED IN /ABAG/ AND NOT CONTINUE WITH /ALITA/
I TOLD YOU FAGS BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

For me it's
>WEEELLL PARDON US, MR. GUCCI LOAFERS!

Jerome going to a psychiatrist?

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Alitafaggots are the worse thing to happen to this website since bronies. Pure concentrated autism at its finest.

>you've already destroyed that interest with your weeb faggotry
This

Go back to /trash/ ugly fucking autist. You can spam these threads but you will forever be stuck in the 500's :^) bye bye alita!

>interest
>fifty guys discuss Game of Thrones, Marvel and Larson's foot fungus.

What a huge loss.

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Yea Forums is no longer a community, it's a billboard for various subcommunities like this to spew their vitriol

Your obsession is greater than mine.

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Seethe more.

Im doing the same thing I would be doing to other ugly autistic faggots. You alita bronies just make it easy. Also it's extra fun to watch you squirm now that your general got NUKED

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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Cope harder brony. There are twice the trolls and sneedposters in these threads than you. Please stay though it's always worth it just to mock you guys

Stop trying to keep your atrocious general going by stealth.
Take it to /mlp/ or better yet reddit where they belong.
Report all alita threads, they violate all the following:
>extremely low quality
>off topic (the movie has never been discussed in any of these threads)
>spamming/flooding
And no doubt a bunch of others.

Did you have a fit at the McDonald's or the gamestop alitafaggot?

>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced

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/alita/ was the disease and sneed was the cure

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>twice the trolls and sneedposters in these threads than you
>boasts trolls
Oh.

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>off topic (the movie has never been discussed in any of these threads)
For the first few generals (when they were /ABAG/ and not /alita/) there was actually relevant discussion and many people got introduced to the manga. Back then there were more posters.

After /alita/ though they devolved to meetups, fanfic, eceleb shit, namefags, faggotry and /mlp/ shit.

The rest of your post is correct though, there is nothing more to discuss about Alita than what it was already discussed. The movie was great in my opinion but the manga is where it's at and it's not Yea Forums related.

God you faggots are so fucking embarassing. Back to /trash/ tranny.

I'm betting on the grocery store
>I WANT MY AWITA THEMED AWIZONA TEA NAAAAOOW
>S-Sir we stopped stocking that a month ago
>AUUUGHHHHHH *kicks nearby child's head*

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The film was discussed constantly.
No one climbed into other people's threads.
Only a few crazy fans of Marvel were unhappy.

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>fucking
>fucking
>fucking
You have a small vocabulary.

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>Alitafags insist on posting their shitty general on Yea Forums when no one wants it here, it keeps getting shot down, and there's loads of other options to do so
Do you know the definition of insanity?

>Literally only said "fucking" once
Seethe more.

Boo fucking hooo. Back to /trash/

>No one wants it
>Generals are always full

Why does she cause all this anger?

>generals are always full
Yeah of 10 of you alitafags and everyone else mocking you for being so embarassing

>The film was discussed constantly.
This is a lie and you know, it was namefagging, a "girl" va who was seeking attention, other namefags and eceleb faggotry, delusion, shitty drawings, and tea, THE FUCKING TEA
>No one climbed into other people's threads.
It was a containment thread but this is no excuse.
At the end it was like 15-20 unique posters spamming the same shit and bumping threads to 200+ posts. This was pathetic.
>Only a few crazy fans of Marvel were unhappy.
The only people who brought Marvel were the faggots I previously mentioned who were imagining a battle between CM and Alita and Jerome or some shit.
It was pure delusion.

Alita generals should have been banned after /ABAG/.
Now Alita on Yea Forums is as despised as MLP.
Good job you fucking faggots.

I still don't get your angle or why this thread has been running since this morning. They're harmless? Fuck off to a GoT thread?

As you can tell by this thread there are more people mocking you faggots.

This. Alita wasn't a bad movie and to think it would become the new /mlp/ is really sad. At least those poor autist have multiple seasons of their horrible show to obsess over. You trannies won't even get a sequel

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

They are cringey and extremely autistic. This kind of shit belongs on reddit/discord/anywhere but here

Why do Alitrannies always bring up GoT? Making fun of autists is a national past time lmao!

she cute

Sad. Imagine being on Yea Forums all day just to ruin something for someone

/alita/ had such a high concentration of extremely unfunny autists it's impossible not to mock the shit out of them. These new threads are even better because you faggots are walking punching bags. Waifufagging and posting cringey memes about some big eyed shitskin is literally an indefensible position.

Don't you me again faggot

Imagine going on Yea Forums for any other reason. You are a massive newfag. I think Reddit would be more your speed

Hey babe. Maybe reddit's more your speed, they won't bully you there.

How do you cause fights all day? That takes balls considering we will never get to sort it out in reality

You lost the privilege of saying faggot once you became an alitabrony

You alita faggots do realise that you killed any curiosity I had about the movie.
If a movie attracts this class of desperate thirsty virgin weebs then I'm staying the hell away from it because it's a guaranteed signal that this is a low quality movie.
You're worse than furries.

>How do you cause fights all day
I don't, I'm just telling the truth. Sorry if it gets under your skin

They have alienated all of Yea Forums from their shitty flick, what an accomplishment. That takes some real weapons grade autism.

I want to tell you "ignore the alita bronies and watch Alita because it's a great little film" but I can't anymore.
The Alita fags destroyed with their stupidity and obsession all the good will Alita had.
I know it's hard to believe it but Alita is a great film, unfortunately it attracted this kind of faggotry so I understand why you are skeptical and you want to avoid it.
Try to watch it and ignore the fags.

Well I've only seen that "good" camrip and I don't agree with you.
I thought it was a bland story, (very) poorly acted and poorly animated.
I really don't think the blu-ray is going to fix all the awful I saw.
The voice of Alita feels like it's coming from offstage and doesn't match with the supposedly age of alita (a little girl).
She sounds like a deep voiced adult woman, why didn't they get a voice-over actress to do this?

OOOOH NONONONO!

Because your cancerous general was reylo tier autism

>I thought it was a bland story, (very) poorly acted and poorly animated.
It's not a very original story, I agree with that.
But I think it was presented really nice and the characters were likeable.
For me it was very enjoyable but I admit it was not thematically rich or that it explored the concepts presented.
But the camrip has awful video quality and sound, I wouldn't try to watch it this way, it's a film driven by visuals.

>random gays having a conversation.
What is this supposed to be?

Mental illness and unhealthy obsession with a 3D motion captured imaginary character.

Are the mentally ill trannies taking screenshots of their own discord to post here? What the fuck is going on? Why are trannies pointing out their own discussions?

Corporate sabotage.
Sneed posters are Disney Moms and Marvel fanboys.
Most critics tried to bury Alita and Disney moms wanted to destroy this movie on Yea Forums so that the only strong women movies talked about was captain marvel

>disney moms
>on Yea Forums
>organising sneedposting raids
WTF, surely this is bait, you can't be this stupid.

The only real comparison is "Captain Marvel."
How did Loli-Lita compair against that one?

Sneed is mom tier humour.

Because/TV/ houses the one of the biggest contingents of virgins on this website.

/pol/ is full of old women dude. There are facebook screenshots of /pol/ moms explaining memes to each other. Of organizing raids on /pol/ about abortion and trump

If those trump ladies can do that, how hard would it be for disney moms to turn Yea Forums into a disney/marvel filled shithole.

Do you ever notice how brie larson threads dont get sneed? How anything disney related never gets sneed?

Reylo only got sneed because they were harassing the actors.

any giant baby who comes up with the line "I'm not watching the movie because it was posted a lot on Yea Forums" are Marvel tourists jealous no one ever cared for Captain Marvel here
or that one
yes Captain Marvel, that movie with 10 years of advertisement behind it and tied in to the big MCU tv show finale called Endgame
yeah that's a fair comparison
that's another room temperature IQ Marvel fanboy for you

Based marvel shitter.

The hate was not about Alita.
They made that clear.

The hate was from the constant art work being spammed and the hate was over the organized meet ups and over the socializing and name fagging

People didnt hate the movie. People hated that the name fags got recognition and that the generals had a janitor protecting them and cleaning them.

The hate is over people angry that the generals became like a forum instead of an annonymous shitposting board.

Yes and the generals and the /doc/ shit has stopped, yet these sad autists still have the biggest hate boner for anything Alita related, even when people try and start a valid discussion. It's really sad at this point....

This
It's that simple
>now an alitafag is going to call me a marvel shill or jerome because captain marvel wasn't a success

Please read this numbnuts

Expanding on the previous user, basically the hate was the people behind all that. I.e you autistic spergs. Any Retard can see that these are stealth generals run by the same insane fags from before and the discord leaks seem to prove it. Stop playing the victims you lot look more and more pathetic every time you reply to any of the people here making fun of you. We are all jaded assholes on Yea Forums with nothing better to do, some more than others and you sad sack crybaby attitude is like blood in the water.

You have the choice;Accept you have inadvertently destroyed any interest in this movie you covert so much on this site for the next few months and fuck off back to discord and reddit.Maybe you newfags would have learnt something about Yea Forums when you decide to come crawling back.

Or just continue posting here taking the bait of a dozen anons passing through who hate you (not the movie). I truly wonder though what sort of individual(s) you must all be, able to delude yourself so heavily. You’re like that “guy” the one no body likes because he’s an autistic ugly sperg who acts out but doesn’t get that he’s not wanted.
This entire saga has been the most entertaining thing I’ve seen on Yea Forums in a year. If you guys persist in this autistic venture I’ll always have a place I can go to cheer up. People I can point at and say, “well my life may be crappy but at least I’m not him”

no one in the discord is making these threads.
several people stayed behind out of hatred for discord. the namefag suffering user is still here. The people that made the first 99 alita threads are still here.
Those guys didnt transfer to the discord.

>"well my life may be crappy but at least I’m not him”
You keep telling yourself that buddy.

nice tedx btw

>We are all jaded assholes on Yea Forums with nothing better to do
well I'm glad we got that cleared up
>This entire saga has been the most entertaining thing I’ve seen on Yea Forums in a year. If you guys persist in this autistic venture I’ll always have a place I can go to cheer up
and I'm glad we've had a positive impact in your life
thank you for the motivation to keep going

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>Or just continue posting here taking the bait of a dozen anons passing through who hate you (not the movie). I truly wonder though what sort of individual(s) you must all be, able to delude yourself so heavily. You’re like that “guy” the one no body likes because he’s an autistic ugly sperg who acts out but doesn’t get that he’s not wanted.
>This entire saga has been the most entertaining thing I’ve seen on Yea Forums in a year. If you guys persist in this autistic venture I’ll always have a place I can go to cheer up. People I can point at and say, “well my life may be crappy but at least I’m not him”

their faggotry was born out of the love they had for that stupid movie and the annonymous friendships they built in those generals

At the end of the day as autistic as they are, when you strip down the bullshit you just have 20 guys that became friends and love a movie. Thats all.

Take away Yea Forums and take away sneeds and at the core, you have 20 or so guys that are friends now and had a good time talking..

If we look at you. Your motivation is resentment and bitterness and hatred.

I know Yea Forums is a hellhole but you sound like the most miserable person in the hellhole

Call me retarded or whatever but your entire motivation is out of feeling resentment over people having fun and hatred for seeing friendships grow
This board is annonymous and the moment these guys became friends your heart filled with hatred
Why?

We'll its a lot more closer to like 40 core people and quite a few casuals but yeah this...

based and truthpilled

I think you qouted my post but i deleted it to fix it.

The sneed posters are having a laugh.
Trolling for fun.
I can even understand them wanting to laugh at the alitan's expense.
Laugher is a positive emotion. Laughter makes you happier.

But the guy posting the screenshots and the guy posting about the janitor defending them

Those guys are full of hatred and bitterness. They are mad, they are hurt, they feel hurt over the generals.
Negative Emotions of pain and hatred.

If anything the sneed posters laughing at the trolling are happier than screenshot guy. Laughteris good.

He is full of hate right now. Screenshot guy is in great emotional pain.

I followed around the first 5 of these threads. How they got to 550+ is beyond me

Autism and a sense of accomplishment.
After a while Yea Forums becomes a game

Man the newfags are still this upset that Yea Forums loved an anime movie? Kinda pathetic when you think about it, move on people, that movie came out months ago.

into the they went ahahahaha

Pika is still in theaters, and there is not a doubt that it will pass Alita. Shazam is dead af tho lmao

well the damage to your image is done, the rampant faggotry left its mark and you can't just wish it away

its sad but thats life - like /ecg/, /alita/ joins the /trash/ - not due to not being Yea Forums related, but due to the autism of its participants

>well the damage to your image is done,

fucking lol image ..on Yea Forums where cunny posters and nigger dicks are posted hourly, its just a handful of salty bitches like you who didnt like that thread for reasons unknown and are still bitching about it days after, imagine being such a lost cunt where anonymous forum drama shit actually matters to you.

B A S E D
posting in this thread just to shit on waifufagots and schizophrenic Alita posters.

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S N E E D U S M A X I M U S

Brahs, they're on trash because they went off-topic there is nothing more complicated to it than that.

No general about one movie is going to last 500 threads and stay on-topic. They stopped discussing the movie and started discussing metashit that's why they had to be axed.

Who care's if a bunch of user's on Yea Forums worship the movie. Shouldn't and wont stop any normal person from checking it out. Idiot.

the ABSOLUTE fucking state

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
Yea Forums WON, /alita/ BTFO, STICK TO /trash/

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The fact that their is a puesdo cult around a fucking idea of woman for a movie is disgusting and disturbing as shit. Literally just waifufags but worse.

I don't blame anybody for not wanting to see the movie after seeing what those fagots post.

>Wow some people act strange, must mean the movies shit
>and ignores all the high reviews on RT and imdb...

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>Looks like Yea Forums won
Idk this guy seems pretty butt hurt and lonely.

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Just look at this ridiculous character design.
everything about it looks like fake cgi bullshit, and not even the good kind of fake cgi bullshit.
I'd bet that a large part of the reason this was a box office disaster was due to people being driven away from the promotional material because of how dumb she looks.
Alitafags are truly delusional.

seeth

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NOOOOOO STOP DESECRATING MY PRECIOUS ALITA GENERAL!

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>implying we want this shit on /mlp/
no thank you
we may be degenerates, but even we have some standards
t. ponyfag

Based

/alita/ being banned off of Yea Forums is a win since all generals eventually become cancer with low quality discussion and rampant waifufagging.

>Just look at this ridiculous character design.
imagine being this wrong

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dilate

I literally forgot it existed.

>/mlp/
>standards
like what?

imagine posting reaction images from a fucking horrible camrip

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it can be discussed just not in the general format which leads to low quality posts and waifuposting which rapidly degrades thread quality. Eventually the movie is barely discussed and anyone who disagrees is a "Jerome"

There is strange and then there is fucking psycho creepy.

to be fair, disney moms shilling disney kike shit is a real problem on Yea Forums

its just that alitafags mistake general board-wide condemnation with disney shilling

Can you explain the appeal of being a /mlp/ poster?

Yes I even frequented /alita/ and that is definitely the case. But I just dont get the fact that saddo troll is still butthurt about getting us kicked off, he won. Is that not the end of it?

Well then I would refer you to the stalkers that /alita/ has gained, thats a lot more creepy than anything /alita/ ever did...

>Sneed posters are Disney Moms
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MENTAL GYMNASTICS OCCURING HERE

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this isn't a reaction image dumb fuck, it's just a fucking screencap
but your little wojak is
Jesus why are our trolls so damn retarded?

no niggers
no kikes
no alitafaggotry

none today though there were some very based threads and greentexts back in the day
/mlp/ today is a barren wasteland

>wojak
>2019

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Why would you ever assume it's a si glen person? Samefagging is one thing, but the posting style is indicative it is more than one person that is fed up with /alita/
whining about "Jerome" when in fact it's numerous posters on Yea Forums that complain about the generals you guys were having
>Is that not the end of it?
clearly not because alita threads keep getting mad with the same images and posting styles from the generals being posted in the thread.

You guys have permanent tly ruined your own movie though your cancer

>no niggers
>no kikes
oh ok, got you

>Ahh bloo bloo bloo da mean sneedposters ruined our thread and followed us to /trash/
It's called finishing the fight. Mods may have moved you but it's up to sneed to make sure you stay git.

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Sfw /mlp/ was always going to be pointless.

There is no general, no general type posting or /soc/ meetup shit. Just people creating topics related to Alita.

And well if that makes you mad then I suggest you get back to you're dilating because that seems to be the only thing in life to bring you joy...

Everyone just ignores sneed posters nowadays, no one cares about SNEED.

it's not a reaction image
it's you alita reddo

If you can't have a conversation without calling the other person a fucking transexual then you're as bad and retarded as the "jeromes" you complain about.
We could have a discussion here on why using discord is shit pr about board culture or why /soc/ shit belongs on /soc/ and not Yea Forums but by all means, use your strawmen.

3 times

Lewdest Rosa

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Looks like were getting out sequel after all...

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thank god
for one sneedposters are useful and trash threads about this stupid alien looking cgi bitch

>rekt simpsons threads beyond all repair
>rekt /ecg/ threads
>rekt altiafags
>rekt reylo faggots
is there anything the power of sneed cannot overcome?

Is that a bronze penis?

>The fact that their is a puesdo cult around a fucking idea of woman for a movie is disgusting and disturbing as shit. Literally just waifufags but worse.

a seething woman wrote this

sneed actually tried to kill alita back when it was in full swing and got utterly destroyed. Like it wasn't even close, sneed was crushed.

it was only after 500-something threads and months of alita victories that sneed was finally able to do something once the threads had dried up to around 30 circlejerking ips and everyone stopped caring.

I'd say this is to the shame of sneed more than anything. it took them 500 threads before they could do anything.

>sneed actually tried to kill alita back when it was in full swing and got utterly destroyed. Like it wasn't even close, sneed was crushed.
This.
I remember /ABAG/ around 90 how sneed came but there were so many posters interested in the movie anime and manga that sneed got btfo.
After /ABAG/ 99 though /alita/ turned to trash and it was just 20, probably 10 stupid faggots spamming waifu shit.
/ABAG/ should have been the end and /alita/ shouldn't have happened.

notice how sneeds wont touch marvel capeshit.
do you ever notice this?
i have seen a sneed raid attempt on a marvel general.

ever.

sneeds protect marvel.

The first sneed attack though it was really fun, sneed is great

Why yes it may be.

Blast, it's the Disney moms organising sneed raids.

not moms.
but sneeds leave capeshit alone

show me a single time time sneeds fucked with marvel

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You had a mod protecting you niggers. Once his protection was removed you faggots got swept to /trash/ so fucking fast.
Marvel ebbs and flows. Just like GoT ebbs and flows. Just like Godzilla is popping up now with a bunch of threads. This is natural. What is not natural is making 500 threads about a single shitty movie. Marvelfags are not as autistic as you.

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>Marvel ebbs and flows. Just like GoT ebbs and flows. Just like Godzilla is popping up now with a bunch of threads. This is natural. What is not natural is making 500 threads about a single shitty movie. Marvelfags are not as autistic as you
This.
Alita generals flowed at start but after 99 or rather 80 didn't.

>You had a mod protecting you niggers.
Excuses excuses, how utterly pathetic. Took you months to take down an off-topic waifu general.

You're nothing compared to bane.

>Alita reduced to literally riding mouse dick
Sad.

JUst dont come on tv when you get warn not to post your shit

>whataboutism
This is the only argument you keep making. Do you understand how it is stupid ?

Do people complain about the first generals ? Or about how shitty this faggotry turned out in the end

No they dont. They think because they got shit on people obsess with them. They have no selfawareness

WHy are you acting so stupid... You hink no one can see those threads are full of threads ? Even you did praise the trrolls one time to help you grow the number of threads made. You were so slow at least half your traffic must have been trolling

Because you kept trying to makes alita thread until the one stayed up. You know, because jannies cant clean all thesite at the same time

No, they got spied on. They dont like to see their public discord being screensht and exposed