Bros

Good God those tits are disgufing. Who impregnated this ugly little monkey?

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>So ladies...casual sex with hot strangers and an unspoken desire to cheat on your husband, AM I RIGHT?!

To be fair she is an Asian women. They are the least funny people on the planet. She probably looks at other comedian's assholish personality and thinks that's the way to be funny.

Who hurt you?

fucking disgusting

>Taking it up the ass in bar restrooms and resenting your own motherly instincts due to a brainwashed adolescence, I mean, who's with me?

Who hurt you? Why didn't she love you? Was it her, or was it you? It was you, wasn't it?

I love a good shitpost my sneed, but have sex and realize most people here are just assholes

>Having uncomfortable dreams about your own father that you wish to discuss with a therapist but instead you just down another nickle shot at ladies night and end up fucking a black guy, LET ME HEAR IT LADIES. WOOP WOOP

>getting cheated on with a black guy
When did you realize you're not even as valuable as a nigger in the eyes of women? You didn't? You still think she was the one with the problem?

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have sex

>FINDING A MYSTERIOUS YET TOXIC VAGINAL SECRETION IN YOUR PANTIES AND HAVING TO GO BACK THROUGH THE MENTAL ROLODEX OF PENISES TO FIND THE SOURCE REALIZING ONLY THEN THAT IT'S BEEN AN ESPECIALLY BUSY MONTH AND YOUR ASIAN HUSBAND MIGHT NOTICE THE SMELL, ISN'T THAT JUST THE MOST RELATABLE SHIT

And even though your penis is only slightly below average, you still hold onto this massive sense of insecurity about it without ever vocalizing it?

You ok, bro?

Keep them coming. You’re making the shills scared

>another /pol/toddler posting from his iPhone
>he's bumping the thread he doesn't like because they didn't teach how not to after 2016 (when he got here)
How precious.

>numale incapable of appreciating pregnant women
I'm glad you won't be procreating. take your inferior genes to the grave with you.

>thinks netflix needs to be shilled
are you actually retarded?

>BEING ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE LOCAL ABORTIONIST AND BUMPING INTO THEM IN PUBLIC AND HAVING THAT TOTALLY AWKWARD CHAT ABOUT WHY YOU DECIDED TO KEEP THIS ONE WITH YOUR ASIAN DICKLET HUSBAND STANDING RIGHT THERE, DONT YOU JUST HAAAATE THAT

t. mad ugly chink roastie

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And so you spend day after day in a cycle of waking up, posting on Yea Forums while drinking one Steel Reserve after another until passing out without brushing your teeth just to wake up and do it again tomorrow? And you're noticing major tooth decay that no woman will ever accept?

>he got here after 2016, so he hasn't grown out of having a Yea Forums folder like all the older boys
You have to go outside to get laid, friend.

What's it like trying this hard against a shit poster?

How many times have you posted in this thread? I'm guessing at least 12.

What's it like whiteknighting for another man because daddy wasn't around to tell you that's gay and being gay is wrong?

>no u!
Could you be any more black, zoomer?

Have sex

>netflix is a joke
hahahah Ikr its funny because its true XD

What an incoherent response. Take a breather.

NETFLIX:: YOU'RE GREENLIT

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I will never understand why ugly people choose to be fat. Why make yourself uglier by getting fat?

They tell themselves it's out of their control. And a fatty can fool themselves into believing that it's just the fat that makes them ugly, not their naturally disfigured faces.

>Pregnant Humor.

POWERFUL AND BRAVE.

Please kill me and end my suffering.

t. Justin

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>when your wife gets on stage and proudly proclaims her preference for white penis and then shit talks you in front of a crowd of people but you stay with her cause the pussy game ridiculous and it gets your parents off your case

> Did somebody just laugh?

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> "I'm not gay Mom! I got married to a girl!"

> "OK now, you back in Pappa-san's will."

>Making redditors and roasties butthurt for deconstructing reddit humor.

I think he is more than ok now.

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>phone
>pretending you're not reddit

“I used to do a lot more jokes on sucking dick and my pussy. But now not as many because I don’t suck dick anymore. When you give birth to a baby they hand you a diploma that says, ‘Congratulations, you’ve earned the right to not suck dick out of obligation anymore.’ If my husband were to demand that I suck his dick I would laugh in his face. And then I would go to sleep and guess what, in the morning, he’s still there. Ain’t no consequence, we’re handcuffed together by a baby and a mortgage. Checkmate bitch, it’s over. You ain’t got nowhere to run. I don’t gotta suck your dick anymore, you owe me money.”

thecut.com/2018/05/ali-wong-netflix-comedy-special-hard-knock-wife.html

Jesus christ, somebody kill that poor fuck and put him out of his misery.

Those star wars toys bought with netflix shekels are not enough the humiliation.

This is strictly aimed at women right? No guy wants to watch a preggo walking around for an hour.

The sad thing is this chick’s husband is a Fulbright scholar and went to Harvard business school. What a fucking waste to be married to a woman like this.

There is no way this shit is real

Only women and gay men watch Netflix.

>Governments making modern men slaves.

No wonder we have so many men killing their wives and/or going on killing spree.
Honestly what alternative does a cuck like her husband has to escape?.
The legal system will fuck him over three times.

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honestly shes hot and the entire pregnant comedian makes it even hotter

you all need to have sex

Is not like he has that many alternatives here in the west.

I truly feel bad for asian men. Many of them are very smart and they have to work twice as hard but not even their cunt asian women give them any respect.

If she hasn't had the baby she doesn't know shit yet.
After the first 2 years she is gonna be begging for her beta husband to pay any attention to her(by then he is probably gonna be addicted to porn).

Having kids is indeed rough bros.

>armchair psychologist pretending to be smarter than everyone else
Big yikes

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Nah you just need to have sex and not be a bitter mean person

reddit

Where do I exchange my nice tokens for poontang?

>black kid
At church.

sounds like her husband is a future family annihilator

So its bad right?

DUDE MY HERPES LMAO
EVERYONE HAS IT

she did her first special when she was very pregnant and a lot of the material is about being pregnant and it was moderately successful. then two years later she had another special put out and wouldn't you know, she is the exact same level of pregnant and the material is about being pregnant and it was much less successful. if she wants a third special she's going to have to late term abort the thing to get any press.

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He could do so much better honestly.

probably still funnier than rogan lmao

Yea ... Is “SHE” going to be still funny after she lose the bump !?!?!?

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Low bar

I'M NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR
I'M JUST DRIVEN BY ANGER

>beep boop

Not wanting to suck dick is ok in the same sense that not wanting to lick vagina is ok. I mean, it could be a rare treat between partners, especially husband and wife, but it shouldn't be held in the regard that it is today. But then again, sluts and whores are the reason that sucking dick and anal is so normal now, and even though most hate it, they dug their own grave.

Is not an obligation is just something you are supposed to do to get things going or if you really like the other person(unless you are some kind of pussy licking degenerate who can't stop licking pussy).

I guess what she is saying is she hates her life but is glad that her husband is as fucked as she is.

she hot

youtube.com/watch?v=CoCZJ_S4qqM

Netflix is a joke

We need to enact a rescue mission for this poor man
jesus christ

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>fly around the country while pregnant

The radiation alone must be worse than smoking and drinking.

>fly around the country while pregnant

source?

She had a comedy tour while pregnant.

No source then