Dwight in Shining Armor

>Becoming the sex slave of a dominating warrior princess
Oh, how horrible

Idk who this chick is but I'd cum in her

She looks better dirty

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post magnet link

I just downloaded straight from the website using youtube-dl
byutv.org/player/f231173a-cb0a-42ed-8e00-fe788aabd8af/dwight-in-shining-armor-pilot

Does he impregnate and marries her at the end? I know Mormons sure have a hard on for creating families

>Does he impregnate and marries her at the end? I know Mormons sure have a hard on for creating families

we'll need to watch and see

They seem to have a hard on for tied up girls.

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Now this show has my attention

yes

And extraordinarily tight leggings

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...any ass shots?

This but it's probably a stunt double

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>tight leather leggings
Delicious

more like this?

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Lug soles were only invented a couple years before World War II.

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Are all 10 episodes streaming now?

jewish trick, they were actually invented in 1035 by a monk named Luggo Solus

Lies, they were invented by the Irish god Lugh.

So Baldric (the bearded one) calls all non-white women Wenches.

I'm thinking the Mormies have a hit here.

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Hypothetically how tight would it be if the Mormons replaced the Jews as the dominant tribe in the world of entertainment media? I think it would be VERY tight

This, Lugh churches were having difficulty spreading the word so they carved His scriptures in the soles of their boots so his teachings were everywhere their missionaries went. The stars represent Lugh rising each day to vanquish heretics, and the bar with knotches in it around the entire perimeter is the Gaelic word for Lugh.

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The only other show I've tried to watch on BYUtv was Extinct and I had to stop after two episodes. The production quality isn't very high. Funnily enough, Parker Posey had a show on their channel for some reason.

classic mormons

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Those are the ages of his wives.

I have the feeling Mormons don't report their true numbers to the government and there's like a billion of them in an underground Utah facility breeding like crazy until the time comes to conquer the surface world.

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How long until Princess Gretta gets herself a cute Asian slavegirl

>Dwight in Shining Armor

What did OP mean by this?

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They have "secret" compounds in Mexico where the government just allows them to do whatever the fuck they want, even the Cartels leave them alone.
I can only imagine what sort of shit is happening there, but yeah, for sure multiple wives some of them really...young.

For real?

>How long until Princess Gretta gets herself a cute Asian slavegirl

First episode, man

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Not bad, got any more pictures of her?

>Go to their site
>Special thanks Georgia Film commission

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Leash and collar when?

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>fall down hole
>accidentally kiss pretty sleeping girl
>"yay!"
>turns out she's only 14 so you can't dick her
>"oh no!"
>then you realise she's from medieval times when 14 was basically middle age
>"yay!"

Here she is being choked. The warrior princess always in distress.

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Yeah, Mitt Romney's family is from there

WORRY.jpg

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Does this count as Isekai?

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She is warrior so she should be in distress as well, thats good actually.

Mormons are perpetually getting in trouble for having child brides of 7, 8, or 9. And like these Mormon men will already have wives who not only allow and go along with it but are part of the selection process and "muling" the children to their husbands.

>14 y/o loli warrior

Sounds like a zoomed fantasy. No thanks I'll just rewatch the last kingdom and GoT :)

Reverse Isekai

Sounds like a based religion actually

She cute AND white. A pleasant surprise.

Don't. The moment they come to knock on your door in europe, you get cultist vibes as if they're not normal.

I had no idea mormon girls could wear makeup

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Latter-day Saint here, don't worry about us

she's a slut irl
has nip slip bikini vids and everything

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please continue
we must pray the gay away

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>Modern lesbian mutt girl who grew up playing with and idolizing blonde barbies and princesses
>Modern lesbian mutt girl thus really got into race play
>When coming face to face with a real princess she insist that she makes her "property"
>Insist on getting a collar and always act the part for her

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Please continue, she's cute!

Okay im in

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These social media manager created memes remind me of that Dexter disaster
o.canada.com/entertainment/see-a-series-of-official-bloody-dexter-memes

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Complete in 1 season or there will be more seasons?

Fanfic for incel nerd whiteboys

Why are mormon girls so hot?

Mormons are really into shit like Lord of The Rings

Already renewed

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>holding a short sword with 2 hands

dis gon be goood!

twitter.com/dwightinarmor

It's fun to spread the word of (D)White Television.

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Pretty cute actually

Please give her a slavegirl in season 2

If you meet a hot chick reading Wheel of Time, There's a 99% chance she's a mormon.

what fucking channel is this on?

They take out my garbage for me

Fappable

Ffs she's 14 years old
Not that I'm complaining

Mormontv BYUtv

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Lads lets watch this together

Dwight in Shining Armor
Middle Ages meets Middle America. New episodes every Monday at 9:30 ET | 6:30 PT on @byutv! #SirDwight #BYUtv
byutv.org/dwight

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fuck

Oh shit I thought she was 19 or something

Mormon girls are pretty much perfect. It hurts

"My newest movie, Epiphany, will premiere in 2019. In this movie, my character Luka serves as a symbol of femininity as she seeks to create her own identity and spirituality in a male-dominated world."

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>as she seeks to create her own identity
She gets dicked a lot?

Cancelled

Ordinary Mormons are good people, and I feel really bad because at the end of the day they're heretic cultists, and at some point they're going to become enough of a problem that we're going to have to have a pogrom and an inquisition to wipe them out.

From ourgirl to notourgirl
That's quite a segway

If it wasn't for the cute Mormon Girl at my high school, my v-card may have never been punched. Girl was for real a sexual animal.

this girl is v cute

Caitlin Elizabeth Carmichael, Jul 2, 2004, Tifton, Georgia, U.S.

If born ... Jul 2, 2004 ...
then
14 years 10 months 30 days

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So she was 12 in that?

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Its just a swimming suit though

lol good luck, larper

we're the only real christians left, and we're organized and armed. you larping faggots can't even handle the democrats, you'd never handle us.

Where

>Mormon
>real christian
you're the most heretical of all franchises

doubt

Green eyes, brown hair, fair skin.

She's a 100% pure Caucasian bros

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>bible literally warns about satan pretending to be an angel and starting false religions with false prophets
>This Joseph Smith guy seems legit
Sincerely, at this point what wont you believe?

What's the word for the piece she has around her midsection?

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Good luck wiping them out. The Mormons in Mexico have been there for over 150 years. They were in Utah when it was still part of Mexico too. The Mormons also fought a war against the cartels and won. They bought high powered sniper rifles and killed so many cartel members that the cartels surrendered and left the area. Not even the Mexican army could do that.

Corset

>They bought high powered sniper rifles and killed so many cartel members that the cartels surrendered and left the area.
Source?

Imagine needing a corset. Such is the world we live in.

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>Mormons set up checkpoints, watch towers, and use counter-terrorism techniques. The military also has a base in their area (because they trust Mormons) and routinely sets up roadblocks. Killings and kidnappings in the area have lessened. All this without being able to own privately own weapons. Sort of. If you start a gun club in Mexico, you do get access to weapons, even if you can’t own them. Their first attempt at founding such a club was thwarted by a corrupt mayor who was working for the narcos. He is now in prison and the Mormons got their gun club. They also point-blank say they have illegal weapons and “come find them if you want.”

>Alex LeBaron is a congressman there working to legalize gun ownership. The Mexico Army once attacked their area. The LeBarons thought the Army were criminals and shot a soldier. Cartel leaders called to say they had new respect for the LeBarons. Which gives some idea how insane things in Mexico can get.

tl;dr Mexico says you can't own guns. Cartels said Mormons had to leave. Mormons said fuck you and shot the Mexican army, then shot the cartel and set up their own checkpoints with sniper towers.

Oh yeah, the link to the description of the documentary.
polizeros.com/2015/05/10/mexican-mormon-war-drug-cartels-vs-mormons/

Here's the documentary from way back when VICE actually made documentaries worth watching.
youtube.com/watch?v=LpIyaIHsJbc

>we're organized and armed
>The Mormons also fought a war against the cartels and won
That's really just supporting my point that eventually they're going to become enough of a problem that we'll have no choice but to exterminate them.

>you larping faggots can't even handle the democrats
Not even American

There's 2.3 billion real Christians in the world, and less than 20 million of you. No matter how well armed you are, if it comes down to a fight you aren't going to win without a literal miracle.

>larper tries citing the bible
yikes

Fewer.
And discipline beats numbers. Hence why we're still growing and influential while the rest of those "Christians" are being overrun by Muslims or killing each other.

Deal with it.

The army doesn't really view the Mormons as a problem right now. Since the Mormons are the only people in Mexico who can't be corrupted by the cartels. Mormons are the only people the army can actually trust. So even though they've had some face offs before the army has backed off and lets the Mormons do their own thing since it helps in the fight against the cartels. It's the same reason the FBI actively recruits Mormons, they're incorruptible and have no vices. They can't be blackmailed by foreign agencies because they don't do anything.

Now she's been kidnapped and gagged. Can she ever catch a break?

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Are mormons living in Mexico mostly white?

Yes. They came from America after the Mormons were chased out of Missouri.

>we
stop larping already

I require more information.

>stop larping already

Never Stop LARPING

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kill yourself hole

How many mormons in Mexico are mestizos?

I haven't watched this but I'm kinda disappointed, is she just getting captured all the time or what? When I heard Gothic warrior princess, I thought she'd be a spitfire drawing her sword at perceived slights from retail workers.

Is this the anime version of Chernobyl?

She needs a permanent ball gag

She tries to be tough but she's still so young.

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She's just a puppy

That's a really cute pup, post more

better armor than game of thrones

She has this choker type thing

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best thread ever!
amirite or amirite!

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I hate mormons

Another episode, another kidnapping. Tied up and vulnerable again.

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seems comfy but is it a children's show or just a light hearted fantasy?

Better armour then the whitcher

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Does Dwight rise up and save her?

vimeo.com/235187721

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Children's show. Gives me Legend Of The Seeker vibes but more juvenile and without femdom mind control.

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BASED Mormons creating wholesome family friendly content. Almost makes me regreat being an ex-Mo.

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Why did you leave?

>even the Cartels leave them alone
Because they are armed to the teeth the cartels would unironically get their shit pushed in and they have no reason to bother the Mormons anyway.

literal who tv show

IF YOU CAN SEE HER YOU CAN BE HER

>literal who tv show

DWIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

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Left when I was 18. Was no real dramatic falling out, just not my lifestyle. It was overbearing, cliquey, and hypocritical (there's a reason "Jack Mormon" is a thing). There's some good teachings under all the cult-like behavior, but it was too much and I wanted out. Your whole personal life is stifled and controlled in a subtle way you didn't even realize until you leave. Also when I went to the temple my body was used as a vicarious vessel to baptize a family of deceased native americans which is kinda insane in hindsight.

That's sad isn't it, this show that's probably made with not even half of the budget of the Witcher has better armor and actors than it does.

>Also when I went to the temple my body was used as a vicarious vessel to baptize a family of deceased native americans which is kinda insane in hindsight.
What the fuck, explain

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If Mormons and Scientologists fought who would win?

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Yeah nice sward, slag lmao.

youtube.com/watch?v=uIFpeBwfvbc

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>Mexico is peppered with several heavily armed Mormon fortresses that the government and drug cartels have opted to just leave alone after a few bloody firefights
What timeline am I in now?

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Just don't violate the NAP and you'll be fine with the Mormon.

>Yeah nice sward, slag lmao.

It's a Celtic/Gallic style sword.

doesnt look very (((christian)))... are mormons just another sect of crypto-pagans?

>Caitlin Carmichael

That's how I know this chick! She was in my 2nd favorite series "CHOSEN".

Best kid actress since Dakota Fanning.

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Is this a Western Isekai?

Based. Is Chosen about pedophiles, cause that's what I get from the poster.

>((()))
???

They take you as a group into the temple, but you have to be qualified and pass a righteousness interview first. Once you're in, you change clothes into these bright white garments. Then you go to another room and the priests give you a prayer and a blessing. THEN you hop into one of pic related, and you are being baptised on behalf of that deceased person. I think I was baptised around 12 times in one session.
Scientologists are fucked, they have the numbers and survivalism is a part of Mormon teachings.

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youtu.be/p3M7V_qSXM0

>"I'm like Gal Gadot in a Caitlin Carmichael shaped body."

Okay, I'm sold. Where can I stream this fucking series. Says the show premiered in March.

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>unlisted video
user what the hell are you trying to do by pretending you just found this?
are you an actual unironic marketer shilling this show?

D-do they need help?

bruh, 4channel is a cianigger website. cianiggers are mostly mormons, you do the math.

that said, these mormons seem alright for christcucks. do they have a no nigger policy?

>anthropomorphic sword
Interesting choice, is she celtic?

>are you an actual unironic marketer shilling this show?

Found the guy who has never been on twitter or instagram

wow how embarrassing for me
you go to twitter to look up shows? link the twitter post where you found this video

twitter.com/hashtag/SirDwight
twitter.com/dwightinarmor

I don't even know what an unlisted video means.

He didn't find the video, but he was right to call you out for being a retard. Nobody is coming to Yea Forums to shill a family show.

I found it by googling "Dwight In Shining Armor Streaming" and clicking on a couple links. Haven't found the actual show yet tho.

huh?

WHAT'S
SHE
LISTENING
TO?

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holy crap you are a literal marketer. kek

Does she make people knee before her?

>Haven't found the actual show yet tho.

byutv.org/dwight

byutv.org/dwight

byutv.org/dwight

>This content is unavailable in your region.
welp

youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y

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main character looks a bit jewy to me

>>This content is unavailable in your region.
>welp

You don't live in Utah?

Seriously, that's a bummer. Someone ought to make a torrent.

>flimsy leather armor
>an irrelevant flimsy strap of mail around the groin
Dropped.

KEK. I was on that site too - just though those were promotional vids.

Thanks.

>Haven't found the actual show yet tho.
It's in this thread...
byutv.org/player/f231173a-cb0a-42ed-8e00-fe788aabd8af/dwight-in-shining-armor-pilot
twitter.com/byutv/status/1086054328899641345
>>This content is unavailable in your region.
You can download it using youtube-dl...
I'm downloading and I'm not in America.

Is she a Tsundere though? thats whats important

That's wild, user

Ever surf the web, bro?

Click links n shit?

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possessed

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okay you win this round

Hey, marketer
When is she getting that mulatto slavegirl though?

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looks like some wacky moloch shit to me

>Mind control
Ok, marketer, you got me with my favorite fetish.

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You lie.

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>the absolute state of Gretta
They sent her here to get rid of her without committing regicide.

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Tell me there is an entire episode of her getting possessed and brainwashed, complete with more eye effects.

Whats with the tied up scenes? Is there really that many of them? Tied and gagged were one of my go to fap scenes but atleast I keep my powerlevel in check. Wont they be worried of it attracting the wrong kind of leftist crowd?

I graduated HS in 2004 YIKES

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that hair makes her look like a wizerd

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like a mermaid fetish?

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Yes very sad I hate this gay earth

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nah, transformation or monstergirls were too out there.

Enya

do you not know how to save ig pics you absolute cripple?

She gets possessed by a fairy and acts like a 5 year old for about 5 minutes.

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Why are this cult the only ones making wholesome tv nowadays? What the fuck happen?

>wholesome
It's full of fetish material.

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>Everyone is white
wtf I love mormons now, how can I join in Europe?

She's got nicely manicured nails for a warrior princess, not too long, not too short I guess.

there are also a couple companies in Utah making fun low end fantasy movies for sci fi channel and Direct to DVD wonder if some of the same folks

Not for long, they have the most growth in west Africa and south America. Soon LDS will be synonymous with non-white.

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Is it just me or is that choker getting bigger?

i won't be downloading this because i don't like kids media (unless i saw it when it was made/aired when i was a kid.) but i can see that the people involved with this had love for it and wanted to give it their best and that is endearing to me.

Don't worry, the Mormon super computer just read this post and as sent some people to your house.

Probably, they seemed to be really into fantasy type stuff

Come to think of it, if she was born earlier, she would've made a great Lyanna Stark, better than either of the actresses the show actually used.

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It's just you getting bigger.

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There are kids now graduated or about to graduate high school who were born after 9/11. They have to learn about 9/11 in school and presumably are tested about it. There will be some who can't get the questions about 9/11 right and maybe some who will continue living life not really knowing anything about 9/11. It's just so weird considering how monumental it was and now it's just fading into history but I guess that's just life. Also in a few months girls born after 9/11 will start doing porn.

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go to the church/meeting house in your area sunday morning, a missionary will talk to you but I warn you, Mormons are getting BLACKED

>It's just so weird considering how monumental it was and now it's just fading into history
Most people in the world (that is, everyone outside American and the Middle East) didn't give a fuck

>every single thing in frame is brown and grey.
WHY?!

I pirated the Mythica series and really liked it, so I actually bought it (was gonna get if from their web site for $70 then found it at Wallmart for $35). The writer or director obviously used to play D&D. The same group also worked on "Once I was a Beehive" which i had to watch because I once danced with a Beehive

colour grading industry, man

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3 weeks before 911 I was watching "Who wants to be a millionaire" the question was about a aift craft that hit the empire state building in 1947. I tutned to my friend and said

"I'm surprised no rags heads have ever hijacked a jumbo jet and rammed it into a sky scraper"

Regis Philben was in on it and gave the go word

I used to always have the missionary men come my house for no reason. It is not fair a friend's GF went to a education convention in Salt Lake and she said every two blocks she was approached by young women in little house on the Prairie dresses trying to missionary her. She said my dick would have exploded

youtube.com/watch?v=IIdhoc0PRr8

I remember that too

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ware is my sexy starved Waifu

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Watching the pilot now.

I've already laughed more times than I did the entirety of Doom Patrol.

>Also when I went to the temple my body was used as a vicarious vessel to baptize a family of deceased native americans which is kinda insane in hindsight.

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your face when your mother is turned into an oak tree

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>baptized in golden bulls
Do Mormons skip certain parts of the Bible? This seems liked it'd be pretty heretical to most Christian sects.

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This show is pretty comfy, thanks for posting it. I'm shocked by all the sexual innuendos.

>Isekai-shit

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>Fantastic "fish out of water" stories are now known by some shitty anime name

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another month and she'll be legal

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that main dude is like a clark kent

>she'll be legal
She'll be 15, what are you talking about

brainwashed again
this time a love potion and she's in love with some 11 year old. some real /ss/ stuff

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>some real /ss/ stuff
Based

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could you kindly upload these DLs to mega?

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This is getting out of hand.

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Guess it's time to move from Kalamazoo to Rotterdam. Is the whole town lawless, because I'd like to bring my AK (I have a shoulder harness like Ash from Evil Dead).

this is literally anime

[high pitched moaning]

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No. My upload speed is shit. It would take a whole day or two.
Use youtube-dl. it works without proxy.
episode urls:
byutv.org/player/f231173a-cb0a-42ed-8e00-fe788aabd8af/dwight-in-shining-armor-pilot
byutv.org/player/3d0c6ee1-0755-41bd-8aec-007036b60641/dwight-in-shining-armor-flip
byutv.org/player/83d52330-28be-479a-833f-bd8a57518437/dwight-in-shining-armor-peanut
byutv.org/player/f3ad879b-7b62-490c-8a55-c57106dedbb8/dwight-in-shining-armor-lotions-and-potions
byutv.org/player/fcf5356f-5aaa-440a-8483-efc592b77f8f/dwight-in-shining-armor-shackled
byutv.org/player/a0afd74b-9918-4028-bd4a-c1c166c4854d/dwight-in-shining-armor-lessons-one-through-four
byutv.org/player/82decb96-ba1d-425b-b2de-98ef3675cfa0/dwight-in-shining-armor-winnie-the-wyvern
byutv.org/player/184ac9de-55ea-496e-b196-05ddbdeab4b4/dwight-in-shining-armor-dragon
byutv.org/player/05000b1d-09e9-4a6f-9502-0ab3c6eb05b4/dwight-in-shining-armor-todd
byutv.org/player/0f39f8ee-e062-44c2-accb-5d48d8462d92/dwight-in-shining-armor-champion-do-over-pt-1

Alternatively you can use this website to download: alltubedownload.net
pump the URLs into it.
but you get the lower bitrate version. youtube-dl gets the hls 4500k 720p version and that site gets the 2500k 720p mp4 version

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thank you

How can one user be so based?

They let you in at the outer areas for a while, are ok with taking pics with them and sell you some pretty good fresh cheese.
They're super nice and amicable but not for a second do you feel like overstaying your welcome if you know what i mean, they keep an eye on you at all times.
t. Mexican that takes his nieces to cool places

Convert to islam first and then you are set.

last episode
they couldn't resist the opportunity to have her gagged, tied up, and shackled all together.

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Does it end on a ...

cliff
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yeah but it's got a second season
twitter.com/dwightinarmor/status/1130660866871975936
so there will be resolution

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>orcs capturing cute girls
I know how this is ending

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hah

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>literal golden calf

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Looks fun and pretty.

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>google her
>she's 15
wait WHAT

is there a webm of that scene with the corset?

Did you also read Hellstrom's hive recently?

ehh thats probably kosher for most of mexico depending on who you work for

The Pilot is also n on You tune

youtube.com/watch?v=tm-HcqiiRRY

Looks colorful. Why can't fantasy have color?

That's a one-handed sword.

based strokeposter

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GoT

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That's the point, he doesn't know how to use it

Fun fact: The mormons in Mexico are all there because they fled tightening US laws and their own Church Doctrine on polygamy. They originally came to Mexico to continue having multiple wives.

>White.
She's clearly jewish.

Kind of wish I was born into a mormon commune and basically had my life sorted out by extension.

A related Utah company produces The Outpost on the CW

It's on You tube in English but subtitled in tiny penis
youtube.com/watch?v=_mfAU-FXI9Q

Jewish girls like to be sodomized as you tell them your cock is a pork sausage and their Rabi is ashamed of them just like any other girl

mutually they kick out a lot of the teen boys so more Waifus for the elders

>your UNCUT cock
ftfy

Her Instagram feels so sterile and polished. Almost fake.

Give me Bella Thorne drunk flashing her nipple piercings smoking blunts any day over this crap.

>sterile and polished
She's a 15 yo removed from whatever garbage zoomertards think is hot.
This is your mind on after obsessing over too many IG copy-paste thots.

>that adorable "aw shucks" expression
no! you are a rapist!

thank you

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Is this what the title seems to imply

Idk, I was just making a goof that everybody keeps mistaking the lead actress's age. She looks old. Not like Kiernan old. But older. Idk. It's a comfy show so far, nonetheless. You can tell it's made by pervs.

Thanks you fren. Gonna watch this comfy shit later. It's been too long since i saw a pure wholesome piece of entertainment anywhere

What the fuck is with women and these stupid fucking stances?
There is not a single fucking sword technique in all of history that says 'hold your blade in such a way that you can't respond to thrusts, mid cuts, low cuts or flicks, and a descending high strike will smash your own blade into you while not blocking or parrying your opponent at all'.
>b-but it looks good and makes her look all stylish and warriorey
You don't get extra points for looking stylish with someone else's sword driving your own into your skull or arm.
t. HEMA fag

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Obvious rubber sword is obvious

Are "THEY" shilling it here?

>You can tell it's made by pervs.
And that's why i'm loving it
How old is she for reals anyway?

Yes

>Cut my arm off
She's obviously using her innate knowledge of the force to create a midiclorian barrier on her own skin that precludes a lightsaber from ever doing her harm in spite of knowing absolutely jackshit about the force or light saber combat.
Incel.

>calf
t. Larper

>t. HEMA fag
You guys are the most autistic pieces of trash that walk this planet. Consider suicide, soon.

Hey, it's good exercise and you get to have fun with your mates. If you ever had either of those you'd know how good they feel.

I'm pretty sure your gay autistic "exercise" is a lot of fun, but you don't have to act like children if you want to play with each other's swords.
Do it.

I *love* this show now

You're an angry little guy, aren'cha?
ISBN on pic related is 1481207350, I reckon it wouldn't hurt you to have a read.

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Yeah it's really good

Absolutely wholesome

Granted it's kinda funny too. I love how they shit on the beta kid constantly.

>how old is she really?

She's been acting since she was 4 (even younger than Dakota Fanning), so idk. She's an old soul and we'll leave it at.

HOW
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seriously? now I gotta watch this show. thanks a lot.

Retard. Mormons are not heretics. Heresy implies slight deviation. Mormons are literally not Christian. They don't follow the basic tenents of Christianity. They're as Christian as Muslims are.

Mormon magics

I'm laughing at this show way more than I should.

I like how when something happens in one ep, it's not forgotten by the next episode. For example, the Magician breaks his magical staff in one ep and in the next ep you see he had put back together with a shit load of duct tape. Hilarious.

>gagkino

thats probably why mormons actually get shit done

They end every episode with the Dropkick Murphys, how can one show be so based!

>larper
what am i larping as exactly?

We are Christian. We believe in Christ. Who are you to pick and choose what tenets make a person Christian?

>"We are in search of a witch, a princess, and a big breasted wench."

LMAO. Mormons are kinda funny.

Muslims believe in Christ too.

>Muslims believe in Christ
Just like Christians believe in Abraham, and that doesn't mean they're Jews.

this show is kino

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I thought Mormon's didn't believe in electricity?

I'm glad they keep her in her costumes every episode. I don't like it when a show introduces a character that's out of place and then they immediately 'fix their dress' to join the team/whatever.

That's part of the humor to be sure. Everyone thinks they're actors practicing for a new Lord of The Rings film. I think they even mentioned Game of Thrones at one point.

This show is so based.

This

Yeah hang in there buddy.

We need a "DISA Gamethread"

they tried making a sci fi show too

youtube.com/watch?v=ws6HoEkKpWQ

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I tried to watch this.
Not very good.

Muslims do not believe that Christ is the Son of God who died to absolve man from sin and that accepting His lordship puts you on the path to salvation. You have to be older than 13 to post here fedora boy.