AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
OH OHHH OH OH OH OH
AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STAR WARS
STAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
ARE. THOSE. FUCKING. PORGS????
I CANT PICKLE RICKING BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OH MY SCIENCE PRAISE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON STAN LEE AND THE DRAGON QUEEN THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!! I WILL LITERALLY NEVER BE ABLE TO CALM DOWN, MY HANDS ARE TREMBLING. THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HUMAN EXISTENCE. I THOUGHT THE LAST JEDI TRAILER WAS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER BUT NOW ITS THE SECOND GREATEST THING AND IM LITERALLY SCREAMING!!!!! HISTORIANS WILL TELL TALES ABOUT HOW DISNEY MANAGED TO CONDENSE EVERYTHING TRULY EPIC IN THE UNIVERSE INTO A SINGLE BLACK HOLE SINGULARITY!!!!!!
UUUUUURRRRRGHGHGHGHHRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRR
HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISNEY DOES IT AGAIN, THEY DID IT AGAIN, YOU SEE THIS? THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLE EXCITED FOR MOTHER EFFING STAR WARS, DISNEY CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER, I LITERALLY CANT WAIT I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP OR EAT OR ANYTHING THIS IS LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HISTORY SINCE ELON MUSK LAUNCHED AN ELECTRIC SPORTS CAR INTO SPACE WHILE PLAYING DAVID BOWIE WHICH WAS SUCH A LITERAL FUCK YEAH SCIENCE MOMENT BY OUR LITERAL REAL LIFE TONY STARK BUT NOW DISNEY LITERALLY MANAGED TO EVEN OUTDO THAT EPIC STYLE EPIC AWESOMENESS TO SUCH AN EPIC NARWHAL BACON DEGREE AND TAKE HYPE TO THE NEXT ANDROMEDA!!! THIS IS LIKE THE TIME THE AVENGERS FOUGHT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY EXCEPT IN FREAKIN SPACE!!!! SPIDER MAN AND THANOS DABBING ON A TIE FIGHTER OVER TATOOINE!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, ITS SO AMAZING AWESOME SAUCE IT ALMOST MAKES ME BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT RICK AND MORTY AND DISNEY PROVES SCIENCE IS EVEN COOLER

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thanks for the gold, stranger!

Imagine being so buttblasted you take your time to type all that.

Imagine being fuck you

this is going in the copypasta folder

I'VE GOT THE TISSUES ON STANDBY

did he get fattier? he looks like he gained 30 pounds in that pic

40 year old but man

Jannies won't appreciate OP's genius

when's he going to react like this as he visits Star Wars Land?

whats that red mark on his face

i popped a bunch of maymays into a shitpost algorithm and it typed it for me in less than two seconds. you mad, kid?

Snippity snappity new pasta clippity cappity.

holy shit... atheists btfo

You've got to have an high IQ like Pickle Rick or a Reddit user to understand this genius.

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only a butthurted redditor thinks that it takes any effort to do like based OP

Disney's patented bio ID, only for real nerds like him, sorry incel

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>Daily reminder that most of you have a worse life than this guy

Be thankful for suicide lads, give it a try.

*NODS RESPECTFULLY TOWARDS YOU*
*NOTICES YOUR BULGE*
IMAWGWINE BEEEAAN SOOOOOOO BUDDBLASDED U TWAKE YOW TWIME TWOOO TYYYPEE ALL TWAAAAD OWO *GLOMPS YOU*

my dad owns a hedge fund and i will literally never have to work for a single day in my life. cope harder, reddit disney shill manchild nigger retard poorfag cuck

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No you didn't.
congratulations on your 12th birthday!

Your dad owns a hedge

Wow, look the son of a Mexican farmer has a hedge to look forward to

What is your favorite Minecraft parody song?

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is this new?

fucking based
seething

for me, it's eye of the spider

rofl

>I CANT PICKLE RICKING BELIEVE
kek

>che guevara shirt
typical

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That's not Che Guevara.

cope
dope

He was branded by The Mouse.

What the fuck is his problem?

He's American.

Filled his life with obsession over a franchise instead of developing a personality

I liked this. Good effort user.

Gotta be a tie between eye of the spider and fallen kingdom.

is he crying again?

It's Gue Chevara

Cum

Your gue

Momma Said Mine You Out

please post the funny webm

Not even close. I wish things had gone differently sure, but nowhere near as bad as the fat, crying blubbery mass.

based

kek

WHAT IS ON HIS FUCKING FACE? WHY WON'T IT GO AWAY? IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A BIRTHMARK, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RASH.

PRAISE SCIENCE!

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That's gonna be a based from me, dawg.

Why don't you post your face so we can laugh at all the moles you have too?

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this isnt /soc/ but sure whatever faggot

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lol this is the kind of person who laught at "basedboys"?

Give me your number
I want to make love passionately with you

>SEETHING

>be Disney/Lucasfilm/Kathleen Kennedy
>find some loser nobody Youtuber
>pay him to make a reaction video to Episode IX trailer
>tell him to cry over literally nothing
>make him into a martyr so that he'll become the target of internet trolls
>completely discredit actual Star Wars fanbase that destroyed the profits of Episode VIII with their insightful reviews before Episode IX is released so that nobody will believe anything they say when they see the film.

EXACTLY AS I PLANNED.

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so much nostaliga bros..... why can't we go back?

Based.

>shitpost algorithm
why do you hate this board

I think you wanted /r/television friendo

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because it's populated by too many shills and redditors

And your solution is to further pollute the board, lowering the signal to noise ratio even further? Are you a nigger, who riots and vandalises his own community?

I wonder if he looks like that as well when he sees his wife getting drilled by Tyrone, Jamal and Deshawn at the same time.

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His wife hates him so fucking much and she barely holds back her disgust in his videos. It kind of makes me feel bad for him.

imagine being so pathetic that the most masculine thing you can say about yourself is that you post on Yea Forums instead of reddit

yes and yes

>Imagine being so buttblasted
at who?

are u one of those newfags that think everything is le triggering, le seething and le coping?

So how in any way can you consider yourself better than the shills and Redditors?

OMG ITS ANOTHER MEGACORPORATE FUNDED MOVIE BEING ADVERTISED ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

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this guy shouldnt be real.
corporations and msm are getting scary

Just like you filled your life with being an incel instead of developing a personality or having sex?

Based

okay. this is based

because my intentions are authentic

Reminder that this guy, and people like him, are only popular because a significant percent of the population is too dumb to not take people and ideas at face value.

This is why humans have always been ruled by despots, kings emperors and religious leaders and other sociopaths with those traits.

>"Hmm this guys seems really convinced that a burning bush talked to him! It sounds crazy but I believe it!

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>smearing shit on the walls is authentic
Can't argue with that

Yep, this is going to my Based compilation.

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It's been MONTHS. Why is his scan still there? Does he pick it?

Highly based

Based hapa. Do you also post blacked daily?

guy is a faggot but i envy that kind of joy and hype

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HOLY CR*P LOIS I FR*CKEN LOVE STAR WARS

ciggy burn from his femdom niggress

looks like that conspiracy theorist kid from invader zim

It's forced bullshit or he literally has the IQ of a fucking doorknob. Come on user.

Okay now post your face.

OMG OMG OMG!!!!