Post comment on random thread

>be me
>lurking Yea Forums at least 19h/day nonstop
>doing so for years
>all pro-brie/captain marvel posts are mine with very few exceptions
>most anti-alita stuff (threads and posts) are mine (roughly 75%)
>for years, 100% of my posts are bait
>frequently shit on kubrick or praise eyes wide shut as his best ever
>all posts with stupid sjw undertones are mine
>pictures in posts intentionally chosen to be as reddit/tumblr as feasible, including filename
>samefagging heavily in threads
>constantly attempting to shift attention to absolute garbage (movies and series)
>if actual artistically valuable stuff is discussed, shitpost such an inane bullshit that all attention is shifted to my stupidity and the original discussion dissipates
>inventor of the "name x kinos" countermeme to unimpressed pepe movie trope greentext meme
>my contribution to this board going to shit: at least 60% (conservative estimate)
imagine being as comfy as me

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>reply to argument chain pretending to be user 2
>make insanely retarded post
>user 1 spirals even further into autistic rage
>keep pretending to be user 2 making even dumber posts
>meanwhile user 2 is desperate saying "b-b-but wait that's not me!!"

literally me

>tell /pol/fags to have sex
>tell left-wing trannies to dilate
>tell people that try to argue with me to cope with their shit opinions

fuck you but also based

samefag here, also
>All my pictures are 8(!) bit PNG but still take a lot of disk space because I found a way to convert them in such a way that they waste as much space as possible
>I am one of the most active sneedposters and by that i mean sneeding into oblivion any thread honestly trying to get a good Simpsons discussion going
>As soon as actually great films are discussed, I shift the attention to dogshit films if possible, lame trivia about involved actors if not
>ALL posts claiming that GoT got better after Season 4 and that Season 7 was the high water mark are me (and there are quite a few)
>At least 30% of all "have sex" or anti Drumpf posts are me ("have sex" posts: formerly 80% but it caught on)
>Shit on Kubrick relentlessly except for Eyes Wide Shut which I meanwhile pretty much established on this board as his greatest masterpieces (after years of intense shilling)
>Current project: Getting BR2049 universally reviled

i posted this exact post three days ago.

>go to /pol/
>open a completely random thread
>pick out a poster who seems to be discussing or debating something deeply
>call him a shill fucking retard who knows nothing despite the fact I didn't read what he said
>watch him sperg out at me

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No I posted this exact post on Wed 13 Mar 2019 20:16:05, if memory serves me right.

>tell trannies to kill themselves
>actually fap to trannies and have fucked passable ones

Have sex.

D E V E L I S H

nope! it was me. you're just a phony larper, unlike me. have sex.

I have the sex, now what?

>he doesn't phonepost

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>go to pol
>post about how hitler had brown eyes and all "blue" eyes photos are colorized after the fact
>double down on the bait no matter the costs
>355 replies
>38 replies by OP

Tripfag?

Have sex is one of the best spams in history of this site, it is so simple but elegant and effective

>Go to /pol/
>Call trump a jew
>watch /pol/ spilt 50/50 in opinion over wether or not trump likes jews

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No, I always played with the thought of tripfagging but that is a trigger you can't un-pull. As soon as I start tripfagging for real (and i would OWN SupaHotFireIsNotAllowed in that regard, easily), I, as a person, am burned for Yea Forums for all time. People would start taking note of my language idiosyncrasies and detect me even without tripcode.

>open Yea Forums
>don't involuntarily pretend I'm pretending to be retarded

>browse pol at work
>repost pol threads on tv

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Have it again

pro tip

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oh no it sounds like you're ruining /pol/ which is filled with quality discussion

>go to jre subreddit
>click on any comedian/mma/brandon schaub thread
>comment that every comedy/mma/brandon schaub episode is boring as shit
>downboated into invisible but with 50+ replies

go back

jre sucks so much

try mentioning joes' pills he shills are very shady

I tell people to "have sex" even though I've never had sex. not because I'm a mentally broken loser that has zero sex appeal or redeeming personality features, but because I have a near micro dick and the shame causes me to hide away and shun female advances.