WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR

Austim Powers 4 when?

I also like to live dangerously.

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Man these actors look pretty similar, what a coincidence

Austin Powers really was kino

*rapes you*

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>Casio
my god what will they create next?

All Brits look the same.

This and Borat were ruined by people constantly quoting them, but now it’s been so long that they are funny again.

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Properly brilliant

>The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

>He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

They don't write comedies with this kind of shit in it anymore. I'm actually laughing to myself just reading that right now. Fucking golden line. Is Austin Powers the last of the
>boomerkino
?

>Allow myself to introduce... myself

>Does that make you horny??

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desu I'd still have no fucking clue it was all Myers if not for behind the scenes stuff. blew my mind as a kid.

Her and the girl from the 2nd movie always gave me serious little kid boners

i honestly can't recall any recent comedies that were cleverly funny. everything lately is just garbage.

>In the spring we'd make meat helmets.
hmm ok

Comedies are just Seth Rogen dudebroweed le random xD shit nowadays. Austin Powers was hand crafted.

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>He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

This is a fucking genius line.

Fuck I remember when this movie first came out. Non-stop laughter. It was the perfect mix of slapstick and clever writing. I don't know if I've enjoyed a popular comedy film as much as Austin Powers in years.

Preferred Wayne's World.

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Not at all like dumb-funny like Austin Powers or like Naked Gun/Scary Movies, but Tropic Thunder was the last Hollywood movie I though was really funny. There's something about that film and everything eariler that shit nowadays just doesn't touch. Like it's not the right air or something.

Certainly nothing like it in the last 15 years of comedy. I'm having trouble articulating what it is about Austin Powers that sets it apart from more recent comedies. But it's there.

I love Heather and wish I could marry her in a drunken night in vegas

Who is number 1?

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>The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
I don't even understand what the fuck this means.

Recently re-watched that, I was surprised how badly it aged.

Has she done anything recently
Such a shame she wasn't in twin peaks s3

It'll always be of its time - dude the 90s.

You are number 6.

That nigga craycray but inna good way

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Hethr Grrm

The shadowplay in the third movie is even better.

youtube.com/watch?v=onkZzEAi_2U

fuck off with this
2 and 3 are shit

have sex

While it looked like a random lmao flick, Tropic Thunder was actually a very smart movie about the total insanity that is making a major Hollywood movie. And it was written, directed and starred people who all have first hand experience on just how deep that particular rabbit hole goes.

It's like after the Oscars so white shit and the follow up flub with moonrise Blackman Hollywood would rather overproduced sanctimony so anything the least bit parodic about the industry gets tamped down
Least it's failing.
Maybe actual art can rise from the ashes
Thanks millennials

>and everything eariler that shit nowadays just doesn't touch. Like it's not the right air or something.
it's called nostalgia, congrats, you're now old

It ain't just nostalgia because I can watch movies I've never seen before and get the same feeling.

Conclusion: older films ARE better.

They’re B’s while the first is an A+

That movie is genuinely funny.
Do they even make comedies anymore?
Or is all just, superhero, Oscar bait, kidshit?

2 is pretty fuckin good, 3 is bad

Death of Stalin was vaguely comedic.

>oh there you are!
well hi there! do I know you?
>no! but that's where you are, you're there!

dogshit movies but some of the writing was gold

>2 is shit
awful taste user even 3 has some genuine laughs

Technical

Robbie Rotten

It was an excellent black comedy.

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>it's gold
>it's dogshit
ffs

Leslie Nielsen died and spoof magic left the world I’m afraid

it cuts off at a great part
>allow myself to introduce myself
autism powers confirmed

Just a top tier line holy shit

Fuck I miss decent spoof movies. Now everything is just frat humor.

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dutch hater

Without a doubt the best aspect of that whole movie was the intermittent sideplot about Dr. Evil trying to pathetically bond with his adult son inbetween trying to take over the world.

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Anyone else taking a shit while browsing Yea Forums? It seems appropriate.

Right here my cybergrouppooping friend

Yes

This coffee tastes like shit!

how the fuck is that even legal?

Kind of a bit nutty.

his name is my favorite bond joke in all of austin powers

It IS shit, Austin!