Swamp Thing? More like Swamp Kino

t. homoerotic faggot

>he doesn't like the development of characters

>dragons not here until end of season 1

she cute

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Watched this earlier today, was pretty good, really enjoyed the horror elements of it.

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>"Do u know Murder, She Wrote or Columbo?"
>"I don't like things from the 80's"

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based. the 80s was a terrible time for america. better to forget it

abigail should have her classic white hair.

im sure there will be a whole hack bullshit were she gets the white hair at the half or end of the season.

(still didnt watch it.)

that line was there to appeal to the xoomers

swamp hnng

Good wordplay user, you should be very proud of that

shit, how promissing. the golden era of everything this show stands for IS THE FUCKING EIGHTIES, from swamp thing becoming a success to how they took a whole lot of inspiration from the thing. jesus christ, who write this shit?

doom patrol has the same kind of pseudo edgyness on it, you can smell the lube on the ssassy ass of the fucking 'writers'.

I hope y'all know she's getting blacked by the police officer

More like Swamp Shwing

Listen buddy it's not OK to not like Doom Patrol

Very nice

She will be Swamped

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slimy

tentacle rape when?

is swamp dude the dude who got shotgunned?

Yes and no.

DC does like tentacle rape so its possible

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awful dialogue

The mere notion that a woman of that calibre is a medical doctor is beyond ludicrous. Plus that actress cant act for shit and her character is written like a teenager.

Why did young adult Mary need an older adult version?

This from Gotham?

Keep it consistent with the others I assume.

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Objectively 1/10 dialogue

What's the most iconic show of the 1980's? Pic related

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Why is she such a bitch?

Why he dropped his spaghetti

He didn't up until she started to act like a bitch and he wanted to avoid confrontation.

>I want her to say she likes B where A and B are opposites.
>"I like A. Do you like A?"
>"No."
>"OK because do you like B? Because you are ignorant."
And even though this is beyond the pale of what's acceptable he still would have fingerbanged her if he hadn't gotten Ninja Turtled.

Oh shit, I didn't know she was in it. It's a must watch then.

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Swamp thing is the least capeshitty of all the capeshits.

Bwamp Bing? Bore bike bwamp bino

I mean, characters can say things you don't agree with user, that doesn't make it a bad show

very nice costume

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She looks pretty young for 34

Max Headroom.

Orphan grille did it better

Nice

*convinces /pol/ to watch Swamp Thing*

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>shit, how promissing. the golden era of everything this show stands for IS THE FUCKING EIGHTIES, from swamp thing becoming a success to how they took a whole lot of inspiration from the thing. jesus christ, who write this shit?
calm down 80s asslicking manbaby

For once /tv didn´t disappoint, this looks pretty kino for DC capeshit!
Almost can´t believe it.
The little hottie helps too.

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man you know it's so weird you think about the idea of a career in wardrobe as being kind of a frou-frou thing, like it would be mainly women or gay men who would have it as their vocation because at the end of the day it's just clothes, but then you look at Gotham and it's like, wow, at least one of the main guys in charge of the costumes was blindingly heterosexual

of course then I thought - what about lesbians, but whatever

>wow, I like references that AREN"T from the 1980's!
who wrote this garbago haha

WHERE'S THE TORRENT

Swamp Thing was a cool monster horror comic before Hellboy came along. Give it a whirl user, it's not your typical funnbook.

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MOMMY I WANT MILKIES
MOMMY MOMMY
IW ANT MILKIES
GIVE ME MILKIES
FRESH AND YUMMY
GIVE ME MILKIES
FILL MY TUMMY

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the effects in the pilot are pretty good this one might actually go places with good writing. like making the black kid really irrelevant fodder in the opening.
not your soidaddy's capeshit

for a capeshit it's somewhat surprising. kinda like how no one here has posted a webm of the loli pantsu yet

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Yea ... but it got down graded by reducing having 13 episodes to just 10 !!! Just 10 Yo !!! It’s got Madsen in it.

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Black “men” can’t compete with based swampdick.

based mummy

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Is this on that DC streaming service?

OP's gif is from a different show, but yeah

A few quick questions:

How much racemixing is in the show?
How many niggers are in the show?
How many faggots are in the show?

Thanks bros

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Man, this looks pretty tight. I dont have DC Uni so shame I cant support it.

>How much racemixing is in the show?
None so far.
>How many niggers are in the show?
Only three in the regular cast, but probably more than you'd like as bit parts and extras.
>How many faggots are in the show?
One confirmed, one implied.

Tied between Airwolf and Knight Rider

Fuck, that's a borderline case. I'll give it a shot and pray it doesn't get any worse. Thanks bro.

>How much racemixing is in the show?
Main girl is gonna get Blacked and Swamped.

Where to watch?

>Marvel films looks like TV shows
>DC TV shows look like films

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Can't do it, Sally.

This is true. Many MCU movies look like tv shows and many Marvel tv shows look like web series - webm related

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How do you define capeshit? Because unless your definition is a strict "anything based on a comic book," then this is not capeshit. It is 100% just horror. Even if the source material takes place in a superhero universe, there's absolutely no indication that the show does too.

Just torrent or stream it online you giant faggot

acshually, Blue Devil will appear in the series which will make it more superhero-y I guess
I still don't know how they'll incorporate him though

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Too bad no one will watch it or care because DC made another retarded decision. Them not putting this on Netflix is basically death. Who the fuck has a subscription to DC Universe and who the fuck would consider buying one for SWAMP THING.. I watched it from a torrent and it was glorious, but most people won't even know this exists.. Also
>1 episode per week
Fuck that

episode per week
>Fuck that
begone netflix baby

It's on that gay ass DC Universe thing. I think you pay for each episode on Google store but fuck that, just bootleg it. Pretty easy to find a torrent site to stream it

>Netflix is the only service that allows for an entire season release
Eat my 3 inch, boomer. 1 episode per week is a garbage way to watch television. The Terror is a prime example of a show being worse when you segment it; was pure kino in a binge. All shows are better when you can watch multiple episodes per day.

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Yeah, but I guarantee you he's not going to be a superhero. They're going to lean harder into the horror of "actor possessed by a haunted costume."

The pilot was a origin story.

The pilot gave me Lost and Fringe vibes.

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The whole first season will arrive on non-american netflix when it ends just like titans and doom patrol.

This whole scene was a better adaptation of resident evil than the Paul William Scott Anderson films.

>1 episode per week is a garbage way to watch television
>"""season"""
>it's a block of episodes dumped all at once
THAT'S NOT EVEN TELEVISION YOU FUCKING RETARD

>The whole first season will arrive on non-american netflix when it ends just like titans and doom patrol.
apparently DC Universe cancelled the deal though

People keep repeating this but it's not true. Only Titans is on international Netflix. Doom Patrol is on Crave (whatever the fuck that is) in Canada and apparently HBO internationally. Whatever Swamp Thing will go on outside the US is up in the air as far as I know.

After Doom Patrol turned into Fag Patrol, I'm going hold off on another DC series. I can't handle transsexuals being forced in my face every time I turn on a new episode.

Is this achievable natty?

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>Fag Patrol, I'm going hold off on another DC series. I can't handle transsexuals being forced in my face
Explain.

>That's not even television
Every binge-show ever released labeled "TV series" and also labeled "Seasons" amd some of the most critically acclaimed and nutsucked shows of Yea Forums are shows that were all "blocks of episodes dumped all at once"
>I'm an old fuck and I want to do things worse because muh tradition
Stop. Most people prefer not waiting a week between episodes. Go back to watching simpsons reruns now, you fuck

ALL this in just the pilot episode?!

FUUUUUUCK THAT. Swamp Thing sounds like another interracial LGBT disaster. DC is truly for libcucks and it keeps getting worse. What are blacks doing in the swamps anyway, everyone knows they can't swim.

You don't like television, you like long films with intermissions

Dunno.

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Who is Len Wein?

no wonder /pol/ is so scared

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more like SJW Thing

W-wheres her foot?

So it goes:
swamp dick > black dick > dog dick > asian dick > white dick?
Embarrassing m8

I'd rather not relive it.

Just know that Coon Patrol starts out okay for like 2 episodes and ends up being about closeted homosexuals, black robots surfing Tinder, an entire town of transsexuals, etc. Hell, I even read that the main villain only hates the world because he's gay and that wasn't allowed in his era.

It's literally the worst show anybody has ever watched.

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>Hell, I even read that the main villain only hates the world because he's gay and that wasn't allowed in his era.
I'm not even going to try to change your mind, but that part's not remotely true. I don't know where you read that.

you're gonna wanna skip ST then, I can tell they're gonna fag it up big time (when they're not too busy pushing POCs)

I guess Twin Peaks isn't television solely because I watched the entire series in a week. Two seasons that came out 3 years before I was even born.
>imagine not realizing that cable and typical TV scheduling will be dead within 5 years

dont be scared big boi

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>I guess Twin Peaks isn't television solely because I watched the entire series in a week
it is television because it was aired like a television series

Is the main villain (Nowhere Man, Mr. Nobody, whatever) not homosexual and they didn't make it part of his character arc?

If I'm wrong, I apologize and will be open to reinterpreting the show. But this is what I read after I quit, and it's in line with everything else. The shit cherry on the shit ice cream sunday.

Nice.

I'm only gay for pay. And I ain't gay enough to watch Doom Patrol.

I guess I'm just not sure why you want to do things a shittier way. Not sure why someone would want to cuck themselves an entire week, with each episode ending on some shitty cliffhanger. And no, a show being released all at once does not turn it into a "long film." TV shows and films are structured entirely different and watching it all in a few sessions doesn't change that

keep your commie succubus, on /pol/ our eyes remain firmly focused on wholesome conservative beauty

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On a television

Because Warner Streaming is coming out soon

>I'm only gay for pay.

bless you, user

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>Is the main villain (Nowhere Man, Mr. Nobody, whatever) not homosexual and they didn't make it part of his character arc?
No. It's possible you've got Mr. Nobody, the main villain, confused with Negative Man, who is homosexual and it's part of his character arc. They're vaguely similar names, I can understand how that mix-up could happen.

GODS

So now we understand her motive for investigating bros, she's looking for something more than 80's references.

>Negative Man, who is homosexual

no poz loads for him lel
or so he thinks

Fair enough. I apologize.

>swiggity swooty, I'm comin for that booty

because I like spaced out episodes instead of burning out and then not even being interested in season 2
you can also choose to just wait until you can watch it all at once but you're complaining, so...

the actress who play abigail has the charisma of a potato and its very problematic once she is the soul of the fucking show.

guy who play allec holland remind me dennis reynolds.

the best scene, by far, is the one at the morgue with pratical special effects. the cgi is very good or bad.

i dont know, they put a lot of effort into the pilot, it usually is the chance they have to hook the crowd and i find 'meh'.

not a whole lot of interesting characters, derivative horror. its hard to adapt swamp thing, it is moore more interesting comic book, imho, but a whole lot comes from the way he writes and not just from the scenes, from the things happening.

and i used to enjoy watching weekly, but indeed, they should drop all at once. at the same time, its understandable, they gotta make their little stream service to work and theres not enough content to waste a whole season like netflix does.

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He's highly radioactive, his body would probably kill any HIV in him.

robot man fucking the maid on the side is TERRIBLE, negative man having to move over and over with his family because he needs cock, is BEAUTIFUL.

this fucking show.

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Oof. I'm glad I quit watching before this Negative Fag showed up.

dont watch this show because hair color????

why would you pay to be gay?

You honestly thought that ghetto nigger in the boat pretending to be the GPS nerd, was in ANY way, shape or form believable instead of just another blackwash?

It´s a small wonder The Thing is actually a white guy and not yet another mystery meat mutt, like ALL the other supporting characters.

nothing can compete with BBWD though

the flashback about his 'origin' has his wife telling about how they have to move from town to town, from army base from army base because he is a faggot who cannot control is faggotry.

and its dramatic and romantic, because he had a lover before the accident. like in all the other places. because he needs eat the poo poo.

and its all beautiful and dramatic, this man is divided between his family and sucking cock.

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i did and i find a very so so pilot, to be fair.

the hair is iconic, not a reason not to watch, but it is something interesting about her character.

at the same time she was very passive at the moore comics, so maybe they just create a whole new character.

she fucks the swamp thing somehow, they even had a daughter, its weird shit user.

WTF!?
Is this a joke or an actual fat-flash guy in that Super-Coalburner show?

>it's a "show is shit but i watch it for the waifu" episode

thats fucking disgusting

Its 100% real. Really illustrates how shit Marvel's JJ season 2 was

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>dies 2 minutes in
>expect SJWs to complain because the nigger died first
>it's actually /pol/ complaining that a nigger had a GPS

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>dies 2 minutes in
THE ONLY reason I kept watching, BTW.
Still was jarring as shit.

Not him but some of us like to savor shows and have continual episodes to talk about and break apart instead of watching it all at once and burning through all discussions in a week's time before consuming next product. Plus it's nice to have something to look forward to. But you consider that to be "cucking yourself"
Why do zoomers like to use internet buzzwords, especially poorly used at that?

black kid with two rednecks on a boat doing some GPS shiiiiit really was hard to buy.

another great scene is the body on the morgue doing all that fucking mess and nobody listen, nobody is around and abigail and alec act like nothing happend 5 minutes later.

and the villain dude is literally george w bush. LOL

> virginia madsen is a nice looking milf

>black kid with two rednecks on a boat doing some GPS shiiiiit really was hard to buy.
they were hired, it's not like they were friends

OH NO NO NO THEY KILLED A NIGGER!? niggers are only allowed to be heroes and super geniuses. They can't die or be evil. wtf is this, lets start a petition right now.

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32% of Louisiana's population is black
The demographics are being correctly represented

AHHH FUCK YOU

i just remembered i did this to a girl and she just laughed at me hard

fuck you

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YEAH HERE COMES AAAAAMOS

and anons say the dialogue wasn't realistic

what happens to the other guy?

>why are people using internet slang on the internet

that looks real great

if mroe movies were willing to shut down 80s nostalgia faggots we would get less manbabies and male feminists. i hope more shows start shutting down nostalgia

actually thats the one thing that made me almost decide not to watch. why does this faggot nigger get to have the kino death. should have been a white kid

there was only 1 white person in the whole episode and it was the Colombo guy. everyone else is black asian or a woman

Swamp Kino

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there is nostalgia about the 80s because it was the last decade with some sort of internal style.

the 90s was bland, way too self concious and the 2000s ahead are an aesthetical nightmare.

ironically enough, the whole morge corpse scene was pure the thing, iconic horror 80s kino.

swamp dick is white dick so is it like a loop in a rock paper scissors kind of way?

anything before 2007 sucks

Decade nostalgia is only a sympton, not the origin of numales. When 80's nostalgia goes by, they'll just switch to something else.

i know. numales are the cause of nostalgia. without manbabies we would not have nostalgia

Swamp Sneedo

>Danyposter with the brainlet comment
Of course

lol sex and boobies XD make my peepe fel good xD

>fel good
fuck off gul'dan

WoD is the most underated xpac of all

that's cataclysm

ehh... im a vanilla/bc fag so cata irritates me but yes the quality of the content was very high

If this was a Netflix show it'd take the whole season before he falls into the swamp.

>Doom Patrol turned into Fag Patrol
It was always Fag Patrol zoomer.

yeah i dropped it after realizing it wasnt actually the Brennaissance we had hoped for

to be fair, the nostalgia with 80s aesthetics is all over the place, at least, since the early 2000s, with stuff like donnie darko and were in 2019 and there are no 90s revivals - there are little parties playing grunge and shit like that, but nothing come closer to the whole 80s vibe.

it was the last decade with some feeling of ambition and optimism. maybe things could be more fun after the 2000s, but 9/11 fuck it all up.

Nigga if you didn't like it then don't like it but you don't need to make bald faced lies just to prove your point .

The tranny stuff is really featured in two episodes and except the one episode, it doesn't beat you over the head with it. Other than that Doom Patrol is kino

doom patrol doesnt work as a mature and deep study of complex characters and also doesnt work as just fun weird adventure.

every line of the show must be a slap on the face of society - you know, the society were the mainstream media wants to turn drag queen boys into something normal.

they think they are subversive like the comics were on the 80s.

That's the point

Oh shit, loved the comic and cartoon as a kid, what network/service?

DOOM

PATROL

FUCKING

SUCKS

End of her leg

you suck!

DC really struck gold with Swamp Thing and Doom Patrol. Hell, even Titans was okay.

Is this a new age of capekino? Can this quality be expected from all their shit?

Swamp thing?
More like
Swamp .. assssss

She was qt af in Teen Wolf, the fuck did she do to her face?

You weren't there.

>Columbo
>the '80s

Dumb bitch. Is she saying she DOES like that reference then? It's from the '60s and '70s.

>1968-1978
>1980s

was at eye and ear last months, nothing but 8 and 9s user, theres a correlation between beauty and intelligence as is wealth and intelligence

post 10/10 dialogue

>even Titans was okay.
is Yea Forums nothing more than shitposting all day?

>The tranny stuff is really featured in two episodes

Out of ten? Yeah that's too much for me

>what happens to the other guy?
a much worse fate, you see him later in the episode

to this day practical effects blow CGI out of the water.
I know it's not pure practical effects but it is still way better than just cgi

First person who gets it

ch-charlie?

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She looks like Ezra Miller

married with children

It's DC shills. They're the most retarded autistic faggots I've ever seen.

If I was having that dialogue I would have been forced to kill her with my leatherman. I'm guessing that's why the male character was looking around, to check for witnesses.

Is she playing the same character from Gotham?
It's a spin off right?

I'm unironically more ok with her getting swamped than blacked desu

so why did it just kill all those people but Alec was adapted with consciousness and all?

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Is DC Universe available on Amazon? Or do I have to go through some 3rd party garbage to watch this

This the chick from the Orphan movie?

the green maybe

This the girl who played Talia in Gotham right? Fuck she has some nice milkers, could probably start your own milk company with tits like those

>Talia
Nope, Sofia Falcone.

Ah you're right. Forgot since in the long Halloween Sofia was mannish.

I'm almost positive she wore this exact outfit in Gotham

a team

that is from Gotham

based dany poster

Currently only DCs streaming service in the US. Though the other DCU shows have been distributed internationally so Swamp Thing will end up on something outside of the US eventually

No and no.

Kino

oh ok

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WAIT HOLY SHIT IS THIS GOOD? AHHH NO WAY HOW GOOD?

I’m really looking forward to this.

MacGyver.

Wait, I'm changing my answer to Cheers. It's Cheers.

Imagine the smell

Swamp Thing is one of the cooler, overlooked DC characters. Glad he got a series and people seem to enjoy it, so should I download the pilot? If you hated it or want to suggest something else give me a (You). I have one mission today outside to go to the bank and then I’m done, hibernation detox sober time. I’m also looking at Battlestar Galactica as a time filler

:(((the absolute state of pol))):

Only been 1 episode but its great. Great body-horror stuff already like

I like the Moore run. I also like the Troma-esque Return of Swamp Thing movie so I reckon this is worth a watch either way.

Thank God people are finally calling out the Gen-X 80's obsession.

why did the other people die but the main dude got personality absorbed?

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Been wondering if bodyhorror would ever come back, this isn't a bad start.

AHHHHHHHHH JUST RELEASE IT ON NETFLIX THERES NO DC SERVICE WHERE I LIVE

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tune in next week to find out

He went into the water and died with the accelerant, his corpse was accelerated along with the plants. The other guys dumped the accelerant into the water, it accelerated the plants, and then the plants killed them, but by then the accelerating was already complete.

I know nothing about this character, it was kinda sad to see this guy turned into a monster. Was not expecting that.

my name is holland like the CoUnTrY

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True

based

stop lying you dumb /pol/cuck. Do you even know what a transsexual is? Because there were none in the show.

don't be dumb user

how do i get a cute blohjoh dimpled gf

He gets called out for it multiple times, even his fag lover gets mad at him for being such a dick