The Shawshank Redemption

>The Shawshank Redemption
>The Green Mile
>The Shining
>It
>Maximum Overdrive
>Needful Things
>Misery
>Stand By Me
>1408
>Gerald's Game
>Carrie
>Running Man
>Pet Sematary
is there anything his man writes that isn't gold?

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King has only written one good novel and that's Thinner
I can only read about self insert author protaginists, cuckholding, bad dreams and evil cars so many times

>is there anything his man writes that isn't gold?
You forgot Stand by Me.

>I can only read about self insert author protaginists, cuckholding, bad dreams and evil cars so many times
In which case that's literally only his Dark Tower stuff.

Very bad faith, user, very bad faith. King is better than you act.

i did include stand by me. read the post

is pet sematary any good? i have been meaning to read it before watching the movie

Have you actually ever read any of them?

Can't say for the book, the movie is average. The only creepy bit comes in the last 20 minutes and (for once) the ending is a bad ending which I love. 3/5 The setup is too long and the payoff pays off

I actually like all his novels except Dark Tower and most of the stuff he did after completing AA and stopped doing blow.

He’s actually only written pretty good novels.
His worst is Cell. That’s a stinker.

I read Carrie (his first)
why?

The Shining x3
The Stand x2
IT
Misery x2
Needful Things
Joyland
Cujo
Night Shift x5 (absolute KINO short stories from his addict days)
'Salems Lot

Yes they are good, but it could be that I like his writing style.

king is a cokehead sexual deviant and in IT he wrote a scene where the boys run a train on the girl in the sewers and it's treated like a special bonding moment

Imagine getting this upset about someone because you don't agree with their political views

Hey you didn't need to bring THAT scene up.

No, The Regulators is his worst. It may just be the worst horror story of all time, too.

beverly getting gang banged by the Loser Club is pure kino, fuck outta here

I read IT when I was 13 and that part was actually fine.

>him and his buddies never got to fool around with the neighborhood slut
lol you're probably STILL a virgin

All garbage made better by Hollywood.

>there will never be a kino adaption of The Long Walk
>a short series dealing with the breakdown of the boys as they walk to their deaths
>wide range of young men casted and making great non pc jokes
>all those great death scenes ranging from comedic to tragic
>Finn Wolfhard as Major’s son who dies second to last in a kino shot just like the book