Another Saturday night, another night of not going out with the normies. What you all watching tonight Yea Forums

probably some impractical jokers or some other comedy show with my wife and then have sex

Watching you suffer

Toiling away the moments that make up a work day
Fritter and waste the hours in traffic each way
Searching around for a piece of ground in your home town
That will take thirty years for you to be able to pay

Tired of driving in the nighttime
Staying late at work again
But you are young and life is long
And you'll receive a bit of pay
And then one day you'll find
Tendies have gone cold while you
Plan to end it with a gun
Your boss got all the fun

So you race and you race to increase your wage but it's shrinking
And soon you'll be forced into working two jobs again
The boss is the same in a wealthier way but he's older
Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter
Never seem to find the time
Your wife spends it all on shoes
Or alimony bleeds you dry
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the wagie way
The time is gone, the job is over
Wish they'd given me a raise

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
An' when I come home cold and tired
It's good to warm my dick inside your mother
Far away across the field
The tollin' of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells

Okay, let’s give me a rhythm!
Follow me
We are, we are Walmart
We are, we are Walmart
Everybody
One more time
We are, we are Walmart
Last time
We are, we are Walmart
Okay me now
Young man, young girl
Welcome to Wally-world
You’re gonna be a cashier someday
You got smile on your face
You love this place
Movin’ those carts all over the place
Singin’
We are, we are Walmart
We are, we are Walmart
2 more times
We are, we are Walmart
We are, we are Walmart

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Gonna smoke weed and jerk off for a couple of hours tbqh

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how do you guys jerk off for hours? i can physically see how but when i get close to cumming i just go for it because im too impulsuive

You gotta practice it. Edging over time gives so much better orgasms

>i just go for it because im too impulsuive
same, I wanna make it last but I can't resist the climax, its like a fucking drug

Probably helps to not be circumcised

I’ll be watching my gf’s tits

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I'm going to put my vaseline covered penis between two ziploc sandwich bags of sand I put in the microwave to warm up to feel like tits

i honestly just get bored if i jerk off for more than 20 minutes. the longer i watch porn the more i see how ridiculous and degenerate it is, so i tend to just get it done as quick as possible while i'm still horny, otherwise i lose the urge

Say what you will about the negative consequences of weed, I won’t necessarily deny them, but it definitely enhances the kino experience and that’s a fact

lol when I was 14 I used to vaseline up a ziplock and wedge it between the couch cushions and ram away

sand is too firm when packed in a bag, invest in some floam.

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Finish rewatching stalag 17. Might start Conan the barbarian. Outside chance I watch some ancient history documentary on YouTube

But if the skies are clear tonight I was thinking about getting out my telescope and smoking a Cuban cigar I bought this winter on a cruise

thats my fucking dad

Should be able to see Saturn and Jupiter tonight to the south.

Fuck normies and fuck movies.

That’s my good view. My neighbors to the south are on vacation so their house will be dark. Just hoping for clear skies. I’ve been laying out in the sun all day drinking and observing spotty clouds. Looks like rain is expected to move in around 10pm. Pretty good day so far maybe I’ll get lucky

nice, I'm supposed to have summer t storms so I'll probably watch some horror

Ask him if he knows what human dignity is

then slap him if he says yes

fourth season of fringe

I need to see the original video of this, anyone have it?

Saved

Finishing up season 1 and starting season 2 of Carnivale.

This, but it's Target

cheqd

I'm not going out with normies, but I will be going out with my qt azn gf and a couple of our autistic friends. Have fun staying home all by yourself coping with your depression NEETcuck.

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based

Gonna watch the last 2 thirds of the dollars trilogy, then Hackers, then Drive, and then play some Doom.

I'm pretend-dancing with a gf that isn't there.

It's easy af. Grab a comfy pillow and sit on it so your ass doesn't get sore. Also be sure to get up once an hour for a couple of minutes as well. Then just grab some lotion and edge.

The key is finding porn that you want to jerk off for hours to. For me that porn is mother and son incest. I usually load up a mother and son incest western game or VN in one monitor while watching a mother and son incest JAV in my other. Sometimes I also like to go with double JAV and watch some mother and son incest JAV with english subs (get it here f95zone.to/threads/mom-and-son-incest-jav-english-subtitles-chinese-korean-too-new-upload-rct-962-and-rctd-065-subbed-video.27018/page-2#post-1977246) and another JAV in my other monitor.

It's really fun. here are my game recs if you're interested.

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BOOM BOOM CLAP
WE LOVE
WE LOVE
NO PAY!

god bless america

>You’re gonna be a cashier someday
Yeah, that must be really uplifting to hear.

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>You’re gonna be a cashier someday

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>amerisharts get excited about moving up from cart pusher to shelf stocker to cashier

Maybe if you’re already a tard to begin with

DANCE FOR ME WAGEY, DANCE!

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I hope jannies get paid a lot of money for their immaculate work
How much do they paid?

do they still do this? all the vids are a couple years old

It must be a lot. I mean who would do this job for free?

I would hate being a cashier at walmart
>Some ghetto trash comes in with a fully stocked cart of junk food and pays with cash, debit, food stamps, and you're not sure if this whale is just trying to mix you up to get free oreos and mountain dew
Imagine that for 8-12 hours.

ah-bloo-bloo

yes

fuck you bitch, i bet your ugly ass mogged monster of an asian is a 4 at best

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Thank God I'm learning a profession where I'll be able to work for myself. Fuck this shit.

Wise blood
Taxi Driver
A Woman Under The Influence

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Lost S2 whilst I do my work.

was gonna watch kino but just ended up watching garbage like curb your enthusiasm while browsing this dogshit website

and you guys wonder why you don't get laid

sounds like something a dumb stoner drooling at a wall would say, you low IQ faggot

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I do get laid, I have a qt azn gf, this is me too

A man of exquisite taste. Chked

>azn gf
I don't understand inceltalk mate.

IBJJF World's

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>2011
>not knowing what azn means
ISHYGDDT

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Going camping and fishing.