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But seriously why did Stannis not marry into a Great House?
In the books, Tom sings Jenny of Oldstones in the ASOS epilogue. Is this to mirror Jenny being Jeyne Westerling - a lowly girl marrying a king and where it ended in tragedy?
/got/
DANY!
Why does /got/ hate the Tullys?
All hail the true King of Westeros
They are the literal cause of everything wrong with Westeros.
>Stannis choked in the Battle of Winterfell
>Giannis choked in the Eastern Conference Finals
spooky
J-jon-kun
baste
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
based dany poster
first for the cutest Dane
show's been off the air a few weeks now
about time to end this general
don't make us do what we did to /alita/
>I DEMANDS A TRIAL BY COMBAT
Why didn't he just say this?
Or
>I will take the black
You would think Sweet Robbin would be mad his uncle was killed like this.
they seem to destroy everything good in this world
based desu
They, outside of Blackfish, do absolutely nothing right
>arrest Tyrion, starting the Wo5K
>let Baelish live, allowing him to grow into a megajew
>fuck up the Arryn family with their shit genes
>ruin Robb's strategies constantly
>claim you can trust the Freys (lol)
>
>No scene of Bran sitting on the new throne
The fucking wheelchair doesn't count.
We don't hate Edmure ... the only good Tully to ever live.
Why Does Brienne wear full plate, but with the "Skirt" instead of upper leg armour
I always found it a bit wierd
for the same reason Robert gave him Dragon island instead of Storm Ends and master of ship instead of master of Law. GRUM needed Stannis as an underdog who is in conflict with Renly.
>Robb, let me negotiate with Frey. You're too weak for him
>Robb, I just sold out half of the Stark house to some useless bridge fucker, ain't I the best?
Disgusting trout people are subhumans who's genes poison every bloodline they can latch onto. Even before the books begin we learn than Ned, the best human being in all the series was forced to marry a T*lly instead of the love of his life because the trouts are power hungry monsters
Why didn't we get this scene
Hail Dany full of grace
the Lord is with thee
blessed are thou among incels
and blessed is the fruit of your egg, DROGON
Hail Dany, mother of Yea Forums,
pray for us doomers now and at the hour of our death
Amen
>mfw she was still his smartest advisor
How did Jon make her pure again after Drogo and Daario?
Is this the power of incest?
>Robb, we can trust Walder Frey, he was always nice to me when I was a girl :)
Why didnt they just swim across the trident or use some boats?
Does stannis come back in the next season?
Plz respond
Sansa > Dany
Where's your sister
t*lly genocide best day of my life
>Sansa
Nah, she was his dumbest advisor. She fucking tells him to give the infantry to Roose solely because he's a scary man they can't trust. Robb was going to give it to Tallhart. Cat enabled Roose to backstab them. She's a dumb cunt. Also she also negated all the gains they got from the Frey deal by releasing Jaime. The worst part is how nobody is calling her shit out besides Robb doing some minor signs he hates her guts.
That is literally Littlefinger
Or you know, use the kingroad that goes AROUND the twins.
Fuck Tully shits.
Cringe and Blasphemypilled
>who's blackfish, or even loose roose
Show was not canon
HEH. I bet you've got a nice wet twat between yer legs.
do not blaspheme
even for a meme
Ok, fuck it.
What's so bad about getting a happy ending after all the nihilism in the series?
Blackfish was his best advisor. He also had Glover, Mormont and a good ton of people with war experience from Robert's Rebellion. But Cat had to play some fucking strategist and fuck it all up repeatedly.
we didnt even get single meaningful conversation between Jon and Daenerys where they could easily fix all their problems and differences and the entire plot of season 8 would be throw into the trash. Why Jon didnt tell Daenerys about Aemon, why didnt they talk about their targaryen heritage etc etc... If you think more about this season, is even more disgusting and bad. "Ur my kween" "i dun want it"
>blackfish and stannis dying offscreen
>barristen dies without armor on
>jaime and cersei die to brink to head
>dany dies in the stupidest way possible
>night king gets literally "nothing personal, that speed" by arya
>blackfish
Gay
>roose
Was trying to murder him
"Noh, I dun wan the lannisters to know im cumin"
>besides Robb doing some minor signs he hates her guts.
Like what
>What's so bad about getting a happy ending
I don't mind that, I want an ending THAT MAKES SENSE
We didn't even need a happy ending I would've been fine with bittersweet like George said
Kys reddit
Purest form of love
based old man. Serves Robb right for thinking with his peepee and breaking oaths
YOUR SHOW IS OVER
There's ton of snide remarks Robb throws at her when he legitimizes Jon. His wolf was ready to tear her dumb cunt up like there and then no kidding
You forget
>letting Jaime Lannister go free because muh daughters
>Robb hates the trout's guts
And this is why Robb was Ned's best kid in books and in the show
1st For the purest and most beautiful queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Lad of my Lad, will you protect her smile?
>>blackfish and stannis dying offscreen
Do you know what's funny? Dabid kinda forgot about this because Brienne says nobody died in the taking of Riverrun in the last episode.
too bad your life isn't
I like happy endings but it needs to make sense
Plus the two main characters did not get a happy ending while everyone else did
>tfw if it hadn't been for fucking fishcunts your king would be still alive and on his way to victory
I looked for you on the catalog.
Robb and Renly bend the knee to Stannis
What happens next?
>Dabid kinda forgot about this because Brienne says nobody died in the taking of Riverrun in the last episode.
JUST
Promise me, Ned.
Yeah. And he will take the Iron throne, conquer the North and have a hot tomboy lusting after him. Or at least the spoilers say so
Blackwater repeats itself, but Stannis wins with the aid of the Northern and Riverlands armies.
Without a doubt
“Jon would never harm a son of mine.”
“No more than Theon Greyjoy would harm Bran or Rickon?”
Grey Wind leapt up atop King Tristifer’s crypt, his teeth bared. Robb’s own face was cold.
“That is as cruel as it is unfair. Jon is no Theon.”
“So you pray. Have you considered your sisters? What of their rights? I agree that the north
must not be permitted to pass to the imp, but what of Arya? By law, she comes after Sansa...
your own sister, trueborn...”
“... and dead. No one has seen or heard of Arya since they cut Father’s head off. Why do you lie
to yourself? Arya’s gone, the same as Bran and Rickon, and they’ll kill Sansa too once the dwarf
gets a child from her. Jon is the only brother that remains to me. Should I die without issue, I
want him to succeed me as King in the North. I had hoped you would support my choice.”
“I cannot,” she said. “In all else, Robb. In everything. But not in this... this folly. Do not ask it.”
“I don’t have to. I’m the king.” Robb turned and walked off, Grey Wind bounding down from
the tomb and loping after him.
Return to the trash where you belong whorelover. /got/ is a Sansa thread.
Stannis wins. His army is just far too powerful with the Norf, the riverlands, the stormlands and the Tyrells. Then he makes Dany bend they knee with his sheer animal magnetism
hahaha
Reminder
being a member of a great house doesn't mean marrying a member of a great house, especially when your not the heir
>Mace tyrell didn't
>Doran martell didn't
>Hoster tully didn't
>Ned stark probably wasn't until brandon died
there are a million other examples but point is thats not how it works
Stannis wins the war no stress, gets killed by unknown perpetrators no later than 2 years into his kingship for being inflexible authoritarian madman
>Hightowers are a great house
>Doran married for love, he was a rare example
>Hoster Tully is a fucking Tully retard
>Jon i'm pregnant
>Ah dun want it
>stab
Why was he such a manchild?
Is the reading out? Can I watch the whole thing somewhere?
Bran already confirmed he'll be king in the books aswell.
based
Reminder that young griff is the reason why GRRM can’t finish the books. He doesn’t know where to place the Targaryen rivalry in importance and order of conflicts since there’s also Euron and the Others. He was introduced too late, we barely know anything about him, and he won’t get a pov. Questions are also raised like:
>why the fuck wasn’t he raised with Viserys and Daenerys?
>why didn’t Varys do more to set up Westeros for his return?
>He created chaos by killing Kevan, but why didn’t he try to destabilize the Lannister rule in the first book?
>why did he undermine Rhaegar and manipulate Aerys?
>Why wasn’t Aegon given a dragon egg by Illyrio?
the smallfolk say she sucked jaime off in his cell and released 'im outta love
>Inflexible authoritarian
Westeros needs some good old enlightened despotism. L'etat, c'est Stannis.
There's no law that says that a son of a great house has to marry into another great house, especially not the second born. Look at Ned, he was set on Ashara during Harrenhal and she's from house Dayne, which while it's a turbobased house, isn't a great house
shut it
If Hightower is a great house, then so is Florent.
Reminder that the Disney ending--Jon and Daenerys riding Rhaegal and Drogon to King's Landiing and conquering it--would have been infinitely more satisfying.
>Sansa plots to overthrow Daenerys for no reason. She is completely ungrateful about Dany helping to defeat the Night King (he might as well have not existed at all) for no reason. She doesn't want Jon to marry Dany for no reason. "Starks don't do well in the South, so let's conspire to put a Stark on the throne without his knowledge and antagonize the woman with two dragons!"
>Varys's reservations about Daenerys don't make sense. Varys not wanting Jon and Daenerys to marry doesn't make sense. She's "too strong" for him? First of all, what is that based on? Second, why does that matter if Jon becomes King-Consort? Daenerys literally does everything Jon wants her to do until Jon stops wanting anything due to plot contrivance. Varys having 21st century values is not based on anything. His character is destroyed due to fAegon being excluded from the show.
>Tyrion's actions don't make any sense for many of same reasons that Varys's don't. He fails for several seasons and is rewarded with being Hand of the King. His feelings about Cersei are completely illogical and inconsistent. Bryan Cogman was the only person who showed that Tyrion hates Cersei, and the rest of season 8 contradicts it.
>Jaime's character was completely assassinated. He abandons Cersei in the books. He abandons Cersei in the show. He ignores Tyrion's talk about Cersei to watch Brienne. Then he leaves everything behind to go to King's Landing and be with the woman who is actively trying to kill him. And he suddenly doesn't care about the people of King's Landing for no reason.
>Bran being king is moronic. He has shown zero skills in leadership.The only things he has done in the last two seasons was give Arya that dagger and reveal to Jon, through Sam, his parentage purely to start trouble. Nobody tries to use Bran's powers to their advantage.
Hightowers have Oldtown, a fuckhuge navy and the Citadel. What do the Florents have?
based apollonian.
>Hightower is a great house
no user its not
if all the great houses just intermarried every generation they would all become cousins
>enlightened despotism
That was Dany.
Book Jon gets pretty autistic about never wanting to father a bastard, if he impregnates Dany he'll marry her right then and there
Dany was literally Robespierre
>Jon and Daenerys riding Rhaegal and Drogon to King's Landiing and conquering it--would have been infinitely more satisfying.
It would have been more logical as well.
not even dunk the lunk got a 'happy ending'
hightowers are one of the most powerful houses, but the great houses are pic related
But it would be logical and expected, DABID suberted everyone expectations and destroyed legacy of the show.
OUTTA MY WAY
Tullies are barely even human much less a great house
why didn't jon ask for a trial by combat after killing dany? we'd have seen a very good fight between grey worm and him
ASHA IS MADE FOR STANNIS COCK
HOUSE BARATHEON WILL RULE THE STORM ISLANDS
HAIL THE LORD OF LIGHT
HAIL THE STORM GOD
>They have a choice
>They can live in their new world
>or they can die in their old one
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She was mad from the beginning bros, just admit it.
>i will burn this house to the ground
>literally burns it to the ground
blackfyre pretender
Because the fact Jon wasn't raped by about ten thousand horse fuckers for murdering their Khal makes absolutely no sense so they didn't bother to even try and explain the aftermath of her murder, they just time skipped a few weeks
no she wasnt. Pic related.
Why did they ruin him?
Why didn't she kill anyone when the people of mereen hated her and threw rocks at her, when they weren't even her own people? Yeah she made some threats to slavers big deal, it's banter
>Sansa immediately undermines Bran's power and declares independence with zero consequences.
>Yara doesn't declare independence for no reason.
>"The Prince of Dorne" doesn't declare independence for no reason.
>Gendry has a vote for no reason.
>Brienne has a vote for no reason.
>The Stark kids have 3 fucking votes.
>Sam has a vote even though he is a member of the Night's Watch and/or an aspiring Maester. Why not have his sister at the meeting instead of him?
>Tyrion and Jon should have been fucking dead on the spot, and Tyrion shouldn't have been able to host a meeting of the most powerful people in Westeros as a fucking prisoner.
>Nobody cares about Jon's parentage or mentions it in the council meeting. Jon being a Targaryen existed solely so people could needlessly antagonize Daenerys.
>Arya is a fucking Mary Sue cunt who hijacks Jon's character arc multiple times. Her being a super assassin is just as believable as Sam becoming a Grand fucking Maester despite doing nothing to deserve it.
>Jon is a glorified extra. D&D wanted to "subvert expectations," so they made eliminated almost every interesting aspect of his character. His aversion to incest doesn't make sense from a Westerosi point of view or by glancing at the Stark family tree. He, more than anybody, can influence Daenerys, but he doesn't for no reason. Jon ignores Ghost for no reason. Jon doesn't talk to Daenerys about Rhaegal's death for no reason. Jon spinelessly becomes a Yes Man for Daenerys for no reason.
D&D forgetting stuff in their own show? Color me shocked
>he won't get a pov
confirmed by grrm?
he deserves some 10/10 pirate wench pussy after all the bullshit he had to contend with
They didn't show Daenerys power hungry side well enough.
The most logical act for Daenerys would have been a quick marriage to her nephew, uniting the realm and military under one rule.
In the books, Danerys is a bum who can not into rule.
They are basically the freys with a better reputation. They whore their family out to any noble or lesser noble to try and marry into royalty
One of the popular theories is that Varys is actually a Blackfyre supporter and that "Aegon" is either also a Blackfyre or a random Valyrian-looking kid that'll make for a good figurehead.
Going by that theory Varys probably started acting only once he got confirmation that "Aegon" was ready.
I wonder what Quck the Maid and Tristifer Cuckley would do if that happened
Real twist: Aegon is real.
Imagine being Dorne and fighting for fucking Blackfyres, the most anti-Dorne fuckers on Westeros
Book Dany doesn't care about "breaking the wheel," she just wants to be a good waifu for Daairo but realizes he just wants to fuck a queen
Nothing. The Ironborn fear the Baratheon Chad.
>no garrison left in Dragonstone
>Highgarden falls in a few seconds
>no lord of the Stormlands
>everyone in the Reach died
Based Robb.
>"breaking the wheel,"
Reminder this is a show creation
Aegon isn't actually who he thinks he is. he's based on this guy
This is going to be why book Dany falls for Jon. Jon will be the first person to love her for who she is, not what she is.
underrated
>Bran The Broken
If you reply to this post Stannis will die in Winterfell
>Daenerys never talks to Missandei, despite the fact that Missandei is her best friend.
>Davos is Jon's adviser but he doesn't advise Jon on anything. He doesn't even bring up Jon as a potential ruler.
>Jon and Dany never talk about marriage for no reason (saying "we'll do it together" doesn't count).
>Cersei had no business being alive after committing a terrorist act on the Westerosi Vatican. She had no business being alive once Daenerys arrived in Westeros. D&D didn't know what to do with her character but kept her around because of favoritism.
>Bronn was also kept around do to favoritism. He had no business being the lord of one of the most powerful kingdoms. He also strolled into Winterfell with a crossbow, found Jaime and Tyrion on the first try, and then convinced Tyrion to give him a kingdom based on nothing.
This is not GRRM's ending. D&D were told that Dany burns down King's Landing, that Jon kills her and that Bran becomes king. They did the absolute minimum to get to that ending in three episodes.
How will the rape policies change under King Bran?
>every house has words which show their pride, challenge or threaten those who'd want to fuck with them
>except for t*lly fucking shits with their generic npc words
>t*llies were never even independent kings to begin with
worst fucking "house" all the way from the iron isles to asshai
Real kings you would support
who's that lady beside varys?
Very subtly. Rape will become more widespread, but it loses all appeal if it isn't illicit.
fuck off n*rman scum. England was better under the Saxons.
I don't support kings, I support my nation
nation is a social construct
so is the role of a king
Lena
Billy was a fat bastard who couldn't even fit in his own casket. His belly burst when they tried to force it closed and the stench forced everybody to flee the ceremony. A disgraceful end for a disgraceful ruler.
T. Varys
>fuck off n*rman scum. England was better under the Saxons.
The usurper Harold Godwinson got what what was coming for trying to usurper the rightful throne.
no it's not
>French fucks
>rightful monarch of England
begone frog
I only support emperors
i never /got/ this one
what's the reason behind posting dayne with this caption?
"But Targaryens have a 50/50 chance of going mad! Ignore the fact that isn't true based on their history in Westeros! Aegon conquering Westeros with dragons is acceptable. Daenerys doing the same is horrifically evil!"
- Varys and Tyrion
Varys is a dickless ex-slave from Slavetown, Lys, he has no nation
>saxon shits
>rightful rulers of brittania
begone germ
>French fucks
Wew lad.
Ayo Hol up! Where my Stannischad homies at? We gotta unite against all these hateful ass nigga's and down low dick suckin renlyfags.
>Aegon conquering Westeros with dragons is acceptable
I don't think anyone in the seven kingdoms was actually ok with that. They just got dragoned into submission.
You completely missed the point of Varys's character
stannis was never good you fucking autist
>a song of ice and fire
>jon is snow (ice) and targaryen(fire)
>jon sexes a redhead(fire) from the north (ice) and a whitehead(ice) dragonqueen(fire)
was the show about jon snows sex life all along?
You did, Varys is a supporter of Aegon, he doesn't care for the smallfolk or the "realm"
>stannis was never good
Brainlet opinion Renly, go back to sword swallowing
wow, I would not have recognized her all had you not told me
>song of ice and fire is just sex in the city for nerds and normies
>Ask a Norman who he is, and he won't say French, only Norman. But he's a liar and the clues are in that he smells bad, eats frogs and answers you in fucking French.
He doesn't support Aegon, he made Aegon. Also, he made Aegon because all of the lords were retards who were bad to the people.
What was the reason for Dany killing all of her subjects when she won? Or burning her castle?
>sex in the city for nerds and normies
>for nerds and normies
Who is sex in the city for then?
Don't need a reason when you have Targ blood
because they were her property and she fucking could
drunk basic white women
roasties
When she saw the red keep it made it personal
What kind of nickname is this for a Tully
>sex in the city
is that what it's called? this entire time I thought it was Sex AND the city, as in sex and the city life
>Gods of the Summer Isles Opinion +10
why?
All I've been doing for the last couple of weeks is searching on youtube GOT rants. Anyone else doing this.
that is such a stupid thing for them to say fucking hell she wasn't even born there
Sansa would never do that. Join the good guys.
If he truly supported the realm then he'd support Stannis, he knows about Stannis' justice autism, that he's a very skilled statesman and his cause would've been easier to support
Varys has other ambitions with Aegon, not protecting the realm
The summer islanders love fucking all the time, they threaten to throw Sam off their ship if he doesn't fuck Gilly in the books
>When she saw the red keep it made it personal
Never thought I would be laughing at the end, laughing so hard I couldn't breath. Was all this a big participial joke?
>doesn't need 40 pounds of makeup to look hot unlike sansa and arya and dany
gib qt natural looking 45 year old gf
>black people
>love fucking and prostitution
what did GRRM mean by this?
No one ever knew when he was wearing Hodor’s skin. Bran only had to smile, do as he was told, and mutter “Hodor” from time to time, and he could follow Meera and Jojen, grinning happily, without anyone suspecting it was really him. He often tagged along, whether he was wanted or not. In the end, the Reeds were glad he came. Jojen made it down the rope easily enough, but after Meera caught a blind white fish with her frog spear and it was time to climb back up, his arms began to tremble and he could not make it to the top, so they had to tie the rope around him and let Hodor haul him up. “Hodor,” he grunted every time he gave a pull. “Hodor, hodor, hodor.”
>brother is happy with his dragon waifu
>decide to ruin everything because you want to be queen
Sansa totally would have done it
Where is the 'BLACKFYRE FUCKIN SHITS' line from?
Stannis is a jackass. Aegon knows what it is like to be a pleb.
>GRRM's Africa
>full of weird monkey people that can't breed with humans
Is he... Dare I say it... BASED?
does anyone else feel so unmotivated to look for something to replace game of thrones?
>the good guys
but I already have bent the knee to Stannis
>Jon: Well she just lost her best friend
Something that always bothered me. By the time the dragons were that big she had immense power and a fuckload of people serving her. Why couldnt she commission someone to make a saddle for her? I figure a scaly, thorny dragon wouldnt be too comfortable to sit on so I'm sure she wouldnt have minded a comfortable seat or something to throw on Drogon back.
Let it go mate, just read the books to feel better or something
t. re reading the books and watching comfy scottish mystery series
You don't need to look, read "the accursed kings" series of books or watch the french miniseries.
Sansa x Stannis OTP
Her reign as Queen lasted for a few seconds
Stannis/Asha is god-tier
>just read the books to feel better or something
I've meet a good number of people who hate reading who are saying they are reading ASOIAF because they felt empty at watching this shitty "ending"
Aegon VI
Exactly user. He's the one true king!
>Stannis/Asha is god-tier
Iron Islands will forever be theirs
Lord Karstark in Season 2, when he kills the Lannister boys
Asha is for Theon
Stannis/Davos is the ultimate redpill
>Sansa x Stannis
I'm not even sure which character you're self inserting as
Me too. I'm way too obsessed even though it's over.
x
Nah, Theon is for Jeyne.
...to clean up after she's done with Stannis
first for frogfu
I will have no mismatch shipping's in my army. Write harder.
Far off to the north, a haze was visible low on the horizon. Kojja pointed at it. “There is the coast of Dorne. Sand and rocks and scorpions, and no good anchorage for hundreds of leagues. You can swim there if you like, and walk to Oldtown. You will need to cross the deep desert and climb some mountains and swim the Torentine. Or else you could go to Gilly.”
>“You do not understand. Last night we …”
>“… honored your dead, and the gods who made you both. Xhondo did the same. I had the child, else I would have been with him. All you Westerosi make a shame of loving. There is no shame in loving. If your septons say there is, your seven gods must be demons. In the isles we know better. Our gods gave us legs to run with, noses to smell with, hands to touch and feel. What mad cruel god would give a man eyes and tell him he must forever keep them shut, and never look at all the beauty in the world? Only a monster god, a demon of the darkness.”
>Kojja put her hand between Sam’s legs. “The gods gave you this for a reason too, for …what is your Westerosi word?”
>“Fucking,” Xhondo offered helpfully.
>“Yes, for fucking. For the giving of pleasure and the making of children. There is no shame in that.”
>Sam backed away from her. “I took a vow. I will take no wife, and father no children. I said the words.”
>“She knows the words you said. She is a child in some ways, but she is not blind. She knows why you wear the black, why you go to Oldtown. She knows she cannot keep you. She wants you for a little while, is all. She lost her father and her husband, her mother and her sisters, her home, her world. All she has is you, and the babe. So you go to her, or swim.”
>Me too. I'm way too obsessed even though it's over.
I was at my job once. This is like a few weeks ago. This guy comes up to me (at the cash register) and he tells me "You know that Last Jedi film? God that was awful. I'm been watching so many youtube rants about how shitty it is." This was like a year and a half after it came out. This is how I feel got will be.
>Baratheon's sigil is a stag
>Being a cuckold is referred to as "wearing the horns"
>Bobby B is cucked by twincest
FUCKING BASED
>our shipping wars revolve solely around Stannis
ngl that's pretty based
second for frogfu!
>Best fighter in Westeros
>Also best looking guy in Westeros
Its not fucking fair bros
>bobby
>cucked
he was the one who cucks you sperg
>lol free love bro
nice one GRRM, fucking hippe faggot
Theon is for Ramsay
There were a total of three fAegons in Russia, False Dmitry I, II, and III.
Stannis x Tywin ship is a battleship
Why wouldn't they revolve around best boy?
Ramsay is and will always be a bastard
LANCEL! FETCH ME THE WHORE STRETCHER! NOW!
The rightful throne which belonged to Harald Hardrada
his wife literally had bastards with her brother, he is 100% cucked
I want Asha to be a bisexual lesbo in the books as well.
This. Hardrade is someone I'd fight for, unlike that French faggot or Saxon usurper
season 4 would've been much better if Rast got killed by white walkers after he ran from Crasters, similar to how Royce was killed by them in the book in the prologue. it doesn't matter now that they ruined the white walkers. but would've added spoop
Are crows attracted to white walkers in the books too?
Robert the Bruce was an absolute unit of a king.
>The rightful throne which belonged to Harald Hardrada
No better than Iron born shits claiming the North as "theirs"
She isn't, she does have a pathetic beta orbiter hanging around and sexually teases her brother though
this is reddit
how can you fags even deny this board is plebshit central
Agreed, he's got my support
t. Byzantine
more sex your grace?
I thought he did demand a trial, and was refused.
I LUV MUH QWEEN
do you mean nights watch crows or crow crows? I honestly don't remember, it's heavily implied that the crows that warn Sam are doing it because Coldhands(Benjen) made them do it if thats what you mean
Varangians are ultra based, unlike the Praetorians
Seated on his throne of roots in the great cavern, half-corpse and half-tree, Lord Brynden seemed less a man than some ghastly statue made of twisted wood, old bone, and rotted wool. The only thing that looked alive in the pale ruin that was his face was his one red eye, burning like the last coal in a dead fire, surrounded by twisted roots and tatters of leathery white skin hanging off a yellowed skull.
The sight of him still frightened Bran—the weirwood roots snaking in and out of his withered flesh, the mushrooms sprouting from his cheeks, the white wooden worm that grew from the socket where one eye had been. He liked it better when the torches were put out. In the dark he could pretend that it was the three-eyed crow who whispered to him and not some grisly talking corpse.
One day I will be like him. The thought filled Bran with dread. Bad enough that he was broken, with his useless legs. Was he doomed to lose the rest too, to spend all of his years with a weirwood growing in him and through him? Lord Brynden drew his life from the tree, Leaf told them. He did not eat, he did not drink. He slept, he dreamed, he watched. I was going to be a knight, Bran remembered. I used to run and climb and fight. It seemed a thousand years ago.
What was he now? Only Bran the broken boy, Brandon of House Stark, prince of a lost kingdom, lord of a burned castle, heir to ruins. He had thought the three-eyed crow would be a sorcerer, a wise old wizard who could fix his legs, but that was some stupid child’s dream, he realized now.
Why didn't Jon just fuck her
D-do you think he touched her?
Old Fritz. So badass even Napoleon gave him reverence.
He's a morose motherfucker, he can probably barely get his dick up.
The North doesn't belong to anyone but [spoiler___]the garbage bag___[/spoiler]
>could have prevented half of King's Landing being ravaged if he just had sex with her when she needed him
Unironically this
And this
I loved season 8. It was redpilled as fuck. Proof why you never let women lead countries.
Jojen Reed grew ever more sullen and solitary, to his sister’s distress. She would often sit with Bran beside their little fire, talking of everything and nothing, petting Summer where he slept between them, whilst her brother wandered the caverns by himself. Jojen had even taken to climbing up to the cave’s mouth when the day was bright. He would stand there for hours, looking out over the forest, wrapped in furs yet shivering all the same.
“He wants to go home,” Meera told Bran. “He will not even try and fight his fate. He says the greendreams do not lie.”
“He’s being brave,” said Bran. The only time a man can be brave is when he is afraid, his father had told him once, long ago, on the day they found the direwolf pups in the summer snows. He still remembered.
“He’s being stupid,” Meera said. “I’d hoped that when we found your three-eyed crow … now I wonder why we ever came.”
For me, Bran thought. “His greendreams,” he said.
“His greendreams.” Meera’s voice was bitter.
“Hodor,” said Hodor.
Meera began to cry.
Bran hated being crippled then. “Don’t cry,” he said. He wanted to put his arms around her, hold her tight the way his mother used to hold him back at Winterfell when he’d hurt himself. She was right there, only a few feet from him, but so far out of reach it might have been a hundred leagues. To touch her he would need to pull himself along the ground with his hands, dragging his legs behind him. The floor was rough and uneven, and it would be slow going, full of scrapes and bumps. I could put on Hodor’s skin, he thought. Hodor could hold her and pat her on the back. The thought made Bran feel strange.
Fucking your aunt is weird. Jon's been up North and hasn't been exposed to that crazy southern shit.
>Chinese totalitarianism is redpilled
The dicking that would have saved the lives of millions
Jon is a poofter
>Stark and Tully IQ
they had no chance
>OUTTA MY WAY JACOBIN FUCKING SHITS
Reminder
Starks have married uncle to niece before though
I'd support a dictator for life
HERE'S TO THE YOUNG WOLF
Yeah but he's already been balls deep in her once, probably blasted his wad deep into her dragon womb.
>colonies want equal representation
>I WILL UNLEASH AN ARMY OF NATIVES TO RAPE YOUR FAMILIES IF YOU TRY ANYTHING
He was a sperg
That doesn't even make sense in the context of the series. Even the Starks have married cousin to cousin or other incest, its just sibling incest that's shown as bad.
The boy looked at the bowl uncertainly. “What is it?”
“A paste of weirwood seeds.”
Something about the look of it made Bran feel ill. The red veins were only weirwood sap, he supposed, but in the torchlight they looked remarkably like blood. He dipped the spoon into the paste, then hesitated. “Will this make me a greenseer?”
“Your blood makes you a greenseer,” said Lord Brynden. “This will help awaken your gifts and wed you to the trees.”
Bran did want to be married to a tree … but who else would wed a broken boy like him? A thousand eyes, a hundred skins, wisdom deep as the roots of ancient trees. A greenseer.
He ate.
It had a bitter taste, though not so bitter as acorn paste. The first spoonful was the hardest to get down. He almost retched it right back up. The second tasted better. The third was almost sweet. The rest he spooned up eagerly. Why had he thought that it was bitter? It tasted of honey, of new-fallen snow, of pepper and cinnamon and the last kiss his mother ever gave him. The empty bowl slipped from his fingers and clattered on the cavern floor. “I don’t feel any different. What happens next?”
Leaf touched his hand. “The trees will teach you. The trees remember.”
He raised a hand, and the other singers began to move about the cavern, extinguishing the torches one by one. The darkness thickened and crept toward them.
Aegon isn't a Targaryen nor a Blackfyre, he's a puppet raised by Illyrio and Varys to place a proper King on the throne. They could've had him be a fake Baratheon too, but then he'd probably be too reliant on existing claimants, as well as in dispute with them. Stannis would figure out the scheme easily.
Griff/fAegon is also REALLY important to the storyline, he'll essentially replace Cersei.
House rankings
Baratheon > old Starks > Dayne > Greyjoy > Royce > Arryn > Hightower > Lannister > trash > Martell > Tully = Frey > Targs
Free City Ranking
Braavos > Volantis > Pentos > Lys > Lorath > Qohor > trash > Norvos > Myr > Tyrosh
delet this
Jon is even more noble and conservative than Ned. It isn't that suprising that he doesn't want any part of incest.
>tywin is disgusted by incest rumors
>fucked his cousin
>jon is sexually attracted to Arya who he thinks is his half sister(literally original draft cannon)
>cant sex his aunt
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Slightly cringe prose style, but it's an interesting perspective on the whole shitshow
>foreshadow Dany maybe getting pregnant again
>Jon revealed as Targ heir
>boatsex
funny how this was presented as something significant but was a complete red herring
>fights a brutal war with France for sake of the colonists and the Ohio Valley
>allow colonial councils and limited self-rule
>ask for increased taxes to rebuilt from damages from the war
>REEEEEEE FUCKING OPPRESSORS
jesus christ
tl;dr
Yeah but it was his duty to save the people of King's Landing.
If only for one fucking time he did want it
Forever young.
How are Blackfyres anti-Dorne?
>original draft
>cannon
that's not how it works
I don't disagree. Responding by threatening to unleash the natives was stupid however and ensured that the colonies would never truly come back into the fold. It turned the average colonist who didn't really give a shit into patriots.
Book Jon would have been too good for the show, they had to nerf him to be a dumb block of "muh honor"
Can you pinpoint during which scene specifically the show stopped being good?
Reminder that the Bolton-Frey axis is the most BASED alliance in asoiaf
>ask for increased taxes
>ask
fucking laffing m8 good bait
you can clearly feel the prepubescent sexual tension.
Why didn't the whole incest thing get more coverage by Dany and Jon?
>endgame won't be Azor Stannis vs Kraken Euron
why live
The show stopped being good as soon as season three started.
>Jon tells Dany he loves her
>she immediately brightens up and goes to kiss him
>When he stops she says "let it be fear"
Isn't Jon supposed to be smart
The first scene that brown bitch that ruins Robb is in. Or when they fuck.
Will Gendry get Renly's armor along with Robert's warhammer and Stannis' hand (Davos)? Renly's armor was /fa/ as fuck.
and most of his children end up looking more like tully sºys rather than starks... except for jon
what fucking incest thing? incest is not weird in westeros unless its siblings, which is not weird for targs
The Blackfyre claim came from the fact that many Westerosi were pissed off that the King was a weak faggot that allowed increased Dornish influence in the capital, considering they were fighting the Dornish for about 200 years at that point and then here comes some weak faggot king that can't even hold a sword and just bends over to satisfy the Dorne fuckers. Daemon Blackfyre on the other hand was a real Chad, knighted at age 12 and everyone fucking loved him.
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The dialogue in this scene is much worse than anything before it. s5 was really jarring in that way - the quality of the writing dropped like a stone.
Although the cracks were beginning to show in that ridiculous Yara-Ramsey scene in s4
>Last living heir of Magnus the Good, who was the heir of Harthacnut, the King of England and Denmark until Edward the Usurper stole the throne
Literally the only one with a rightful claim outside of Ælfwine and Edward Ætheling
Shouldn't the Dornish be Wardens of the South?
I dont remember much about s5, but I think the most iconic "Oh.. no.." in the show is when the sand snakes show up in the water gardens
I FIGHT FOR DORNE, WHO DO YOU FIGHT FOR
There’s not that big of a distinction between great houses and normal houses. They frequently intermarry and even some kings married normal houses (Egg married a Blackwood). The Starks are pretty much the most dominant over their respective region (except maybe Lannisters but that’s just because Tywin went ham on everyone) but even then Robb was given shit by Umber, Karstark and Bolton. Tullys and Tyrells seemingly hold little power over the houses under them.
>what fucking incest thing?
You know what I mean.
Him fucking his aunt.
The Dornish can not be trusted.
Noh, Dorne was independant when those titles rolled out.
in the show, did anyone ever try to kill Brienne for being a kingslayer?
Sometime around season 3 or 4 I'd say. The first two seasons were really good adaptations of the books, but after that they started making minor changes, then full on off the rails once they ran out of material.
holy shit, in general the costume design of early seasons was great, but by god is Briennes helmet fugly
>This is going to be why book Dany falls for Jon. Jon will be the first person to love her for who she is, not what she is.
How the hell are Jon and Daenerys supposed to meet, fall in love, and kill each other in the span of two books? I know it's "foreshadowed" that they will and GRRM stated that the entire point of series is their union, but he introduced a million more characters after ASOS, and with them comes a million more plotlines.
Daenerys has to deal with her fucked up situation in Essos, break up with Daario, go to Westeros, meet Jon and fall in love, kill the White Walkers or resolve that plotline in some matter, and then burn down King's Landing. Jon's got to deal with his own brothers of the Night's Watch, deal with the Boltons, deal with the White Walkers, deal with his parentage, etc. in the span of two books. Where is the room for GRRM's ending? He made the story so convoluted that it can't be wrapped up satisfyingly in two (big) books.
a rather based man
I just realized how ridiculous his armor is. It looks like he's wearing quilted armor in segments. I know plastic prop armor is a little inconvenient to act in but can the king get some decent equipment?
Isn't some of that scene from the book though
when Ramsay took his shirt off and Yara and her fifty best killers ran from him and his 4 attack dogs
she's only technically his aunt, they never met before and didn't have an aunt-nephew relationship. they're the same age and they'd already started fucking anyway, not to mention it's the middle ages. jon suddenly noping out because of this is just another piss poor cop out by D&D.
to be fair the fights have always been shit from season 1 through 8
Once Dany leaves Essos the story will move much faster because all of the PoVs will focus on westeros.
Ew jojen paste
Only a few believe she killed Renly, due to the word of Loras and Cat
If you mean after killing Stannis, then no
holy fuck i forgot how bad it was
jesus christ, it's even worse than I remember
Dorne is fucking shit in the books too, outside of the Fire and Blood speech.
I think the wording of the prophecy is, but the dialogue before that is genuinely bad.
Did Renly grow a beard to specifically look like young Bobby B?
>Him fucking his aunt.
Which is not weird for Targaryens, not weird for Starks, and probably not even considered incest by the standards of Westeros. The show didn't address Jon's opinion on the incest because it needed Jon to emotionally abandon Daenerys. The two had no substantive conversations once the Night King was defeated, and D&D wants the audience to accept that for no reason.
Jeyne a cute
Jon doesn't meet Ygritte until like the end if A clash of kings and she dies at the end of ASOS. it's possible
Supposed is the good word
He was a moron
read what I said you 4 IQ mong
Bc they loved each other....they knew it but like they were still in love...and also it might have been weird for Jon and part of reason he denied banging her the night before the attack on kings landing.....
She needed to get fucked and if Jon fucked her he could have changed her mind....but then again the North would have still been an issue.
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This. I hate it when shows try to fit the morality of a fictional place and time into the puritan ideals of Protestants and Catholics
>too old
I bet fucking tweens was a celebrated past time in the medieval ages when life was short and cheap
The reason they couldn’t fit him in is because he’s bloated from rapid decay. Literally the inspiration for Tywin’s undignified death.
