Soviet-Afghan War

How the FUCK is there no movies on this

Also why are all war-movies about the American ones

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Rambo 3

there are a few not very good ones

I want a grizzly war-narrative from the perspective of conscripted Soviet soldiers and Nationalistic Afghans, not some Americuck

>The Beast of War
Solid movie

Because the US funded and armed rebel groups in that war who are now known as the Taliban and Al-Qaeda (the 9/11 guys)

The last thing Hollywood wants to do is make the US look bad

MGSV

watch The Living Daylights

also they touch on it in the books Revolution 1989 by Viktor Sebestyen, which is more about the end of the soviet union, and Fool's Errand by Scott Horton, which is more about America's current war in afghanistan

9th Company

theres still some kinotasters left in neo-Yea Forums

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>americuck
fuck off at least we won in afghanistan, the USSR got curbstomped

>The last thing Hollywood wants to do is make the US look bad

don't they already do that?

>Americuck
America is the one funding 99.999% of movies that have any kind of budget.

The Beast is an excellent movie.

Isn't charlie wilson's war about how he armed a bunch of mujahideen

>won in afghanistan

retard alert, FOX News is not a history book buddy. Look at the Middle East now because of your invasion. Bush and the Neo-Cons give you a hard on I bet

>Soviet-Afghan War
>not including CIA's involvement

The Americans are the ones making the movies, why wouldn’t they be about Americans?

>we won
Nice! So when are you pulling out?

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yep, probly why the CIA killed philip seymour hoffman

>that based soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=Uwunfpnmad4

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Are you a retarded brainlet? Have you tried looking up Russian cinema? Clearly not because you're wondering why burger war movies are about burgers when Russians have made a shit ton of movies about the Societ Afgan War. God you're stupid just kill yourself we don't need more low IQ shitskins polluting the gene pool

>WAAAHHH nobody made movies about something I want to see
You poor baby. All those books on the war and no movies. Last thing a brainlet like you wants to do is read.

Ninth Company nigger

Is Russian cinema as high-budget and developed as Hollywood

I’ll make it easy for you cuck, it’s not. Name any movie grinned Russia on the same scale as Saving Private Ryan or any high budget movie blockbuster today brainlet

>because I want a movie adaption, I don’t read books

Okay retard

>Also why are all war-movies about the American ones
because americans make 99% of the movies you ever see or hear about?

>we won in afghanistan

Really?

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9th company. By no means it's historically accurate, but it's very gritty.

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The taliban control like 60% of the countries area right now

>Movie about Middle Eastern Muslims repelling an invader

Jeweywood really isn't interested in movies that oppose Israeli interests.

And they also take 99% of the non-civilian casualties.

>99% of the non-civilian casualties.
No shit, Sherlock: militant terrorists are not civilians.

I would prefer an anime adaption with the Mujihadeen and the Soviets with Arab and Russian voice actors

>The last thing Hollywood wants to do is make the deep state look bad
ftfy

>How the FUCK is there no movies on this
Because fuck them both that's why

And they’re still winning. Can amerifats do anything right?

>Arab
They are not Arabs, Mongoloid. They are predominantly Pashtuns and Persian-speaking Tajiks with minorities like Turkmens, Uzbeks, Hazars, etc.

>funding rebel groups is bad now

Okay cuck, look at all the wars we won during the Cold War and Middle East Campaign as a result. We won in Syria and we will win in Iran or venezuela or whatever else shitskin country we have to save

>We won in Syria

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>look at all the wars we won during the Cold War
Really? Which one was that again?

this is your brain on McDonald's

K-korea w-w-was a draw!!

>How the FUCK is there no movies on this

Because Hollywood is in America and Americans don't like being reminded that they created the Taliban

>Vietnam
>Paraguayan Civil War
>Malayan Emergency
>Korean War
>Algerian War (kinda stalemate but still)
>Any Central/South American Conflicts
>Eritrean War

You get the point. I love seeing Commies BTFO. I wish I could see the Soviet Cucks cry and cope after getting BTFOD so fucking hard.

Hahahaha what, did you win a spiritual victory?

How in the fuck do you consider Vietnam a victory? I actually want to hear this.

>vietnam: lost
>paraguayan civil war: not directly involved
>malayan emergency: not involved at all
>korean war: stalemate after getting stomped by china
>algerian war: not involved at all
>sout america: botched regime changes don't count as wars
>eritrean war: not directly involved

>what are proxy wars

Seethe more socialist fuck

>MGSV
Doesn't count. You don't even meet any of the Mujahideen

We won the war, not our fault that the Viet Cong conquered South Vietnam when we left. They should’ve been more mindful in what we left them. Their fault for losing, we accomplished our goal. This is why the USSR fell because they couldn’t compete with American ingenuity and patriotism

this

We killed way more of them than they did us, plus they never got a single confirmed kill on US soil. Vietnam lost that war hard.

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>w-we won the war guys!
top cope

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based

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>Hollywood
>based in America

Because the Soviets were our enemy and the Mujaheddin became our enemy, user.

El Americano cries as he strikes you

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why the fuck aren't there that many movies about the cold war.

When will we have Syrian War kino? Dier-Ez-Zor and Kweires Airbase would be Oscar worthy.

Never

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>USSR fell because they couldn’t compete with American ingenuity and patriotism
Look at this duuude

Ahahahahgahahahaha this is what Americans unironically believe, holy shit it reminds me of that time some guy said the US won in Vietnam
How do people get this clueless?

The film ends with a Soviet showing mercy to a young boy, only to get shot in the back by him.

I'm sure there's nothing microcosmic or allegorical about that at all.

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Other than the billion Nam flicks

>ameriburgers still pushing the body count meme
Thought you guys grew out of that one during vietnam

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No i dont want Vietnam, i want something suspenseful something where it shows everything, talking scenes and other shit.

>How the FUCK is there no movies on this
Watch Afgan.
>Also why are all war-movies about the American ones
hmm, perhaps it's because all of those "war-movies" are made by Americans, dumbass.

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A victory comparable to Iraq and Vietnam. Actually, the Soviet-installed communist government actually lasted longer after they left than any puppet that America will leave when they pull out.

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>Soviets killed a million muhajadeen from Afghanistan, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia funded and supplied by burgers, losing 15k
>Burgers have spent 18 years getting fragged by 10 thousand taliban with no end in sight. Without Russian supplies and Saudi/Paki reinforcements.
>will lose more than 15k by the time it's over

So this is what winning in deepfriedland looks like

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9 Rota if you want a RuHollywood Tony Scott style movie, Ifganskiy izlom if you want poignant Soviet Kino

In America it's a victory to know that you will always have an "enemy" to shoot at that your government has told you to be afraid of

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*clears throat*
Not saying MGSV is a movie either that meme is literally over a decade old. Only that video games are more creatively free than movies these days.

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This comes close.

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>m-muh sandniggers
lmao

They make a WWII Private Ryan esque movie every year. Battle of Sevastopol, Battle of Stalingrad, Panfilov's 28. It costs almost nothing since the military gives them all the equipment for free

It's by design, millions of politicians, bureaucrats and defense contractors making trillion dollar flying tin cans depend on having an "enemy". Bonus point if that enemy has zero ability to project its power anywhere outside it's immediate vicinity.

This is what will lead to the downfall of the United States, not Russian hacking

Once again you prove yourself to be an uncultured Americlap brainlet. The only media the Russians spend money on is big budget war movies of which plenty are about the soviet afgan war. They churn out better war movies than the burgers do on a yearly basis. God burgers are retarded

>why aren't Americans making movies about a war that doesn't involve them that much
I'm saying that as an Euro - why do you think Hollywood is your bitch and has to make movies about your Soviet/Russian shit? And when they do (Chernobyl) you bitch how it's propaganda.

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Pretty sure even Fox News would report that Obama lost / never ended the war in Afghanistan

Reminder that the Soviets were the good guys and also it was a kino war.

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But Russian war movies are 99% bland 2D "we good guys" propaganda. Also they never reach the scope of SPR. There's no equivalent to the Omaha beach scene or that last battle in the town in any Russian war movie in the last 30 years.

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LMAO THIS IS WHAT BURGERCLAPS ACTUALLY BELIEVE AHAHAHA YOUVE CLEARLY NEVER EVEN SEEN A RUSSIAN WAR MOVIE OHNONONO ONLY AMERICLAPS CAN BE THIS UNCULTURED THE STATE OF FAT FUCKING BURGERS AHAHAHA

Kino

What is it about the American lifestyle or diet that makes them so low IQ? Maybe Alex Jones is on to something about that fluoride water

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The Beast Of War

One interesting thing is that even after the Soviet pullout, the legitimate government still stayed in power for awhile. The Afghans preferred it to the USA and Israeli funded terrorist groups in the countryside.

Panfilov's 28 (which you faggots recommend) is a fairy tale WWII propaganda that you made into a retarded propaganda movie and when historians (Russian historians) said that it's bullshit Putin and the culture minister said they're scum and traitors.
That's what your war movies have always been - retarded propaganda so you could live in your fantasy universe where you're heroes and not the scum of Europe.

Because there were no good guys.
The Soviets were commies, the Mujahideen eventually became Al-Qaeda and the CIA was just there to fuck shit up for everyone.

>What is it about the American lifestyle or diet that makes them so low IQ?
Jesus on the brain. They honestly believe an undead messiah will appear over jerusalem in their lifetimes waving a sword and riding a white horse. They want this prophecy to occur so they will do anything that furthers the survival of Israel, including ignore the slaughter of christians worldwide by various groups.

I know nothing about this war but that's impressive.
How did the Soviets do so much better than any efforts the US has attempted?

I mean I agree that that movie is propaganda but isn't Saving Private Ryan fake as hell anyway either, or the majority of Americans war movies (Hacksaw Ridge comes to mind as well, based on a true story sure but that movie was for sure blown up to ridiculous proportions)

They weren't there with the intend to prolong the war forever in order to continually funnel public funds into arms manufacturers hands.

>OUR WAR PROPAGANDA GOOD YOUR WAR PROPAGANDA BAAAAD

what is wrong with americucks? why are their brains so incapable of critical thinking? Are all burgers this much NPCs? No wonder it was so easy for us to control their election LMAO

>we accomplished our goal
Please remind me what the goal in Vietnam was...

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I dont wanna mess reply so no (you)s, but thanks for the absolute kino clips. I guess theyre mostly from Afgan?

>re 99% bland 2D "we good guys" propagand
As opposed to American ones, lol?

>we won in afghanistan
now this is some prime american COPE right here

Well the US did defeat ISIS, take their capital city of Raqqa, and save Assad shouldn't you be happy about that?

Well it's all comparative atm.

The US has been in Afghanistan for 18 years and has taken about 1/10th the losses the USSR did in half the time. Also NATO-run Afghanistan is more stable than Soviet-run Afghanistan.

i bet you're a boomer

I see these people who going about mutt memes always whine/cry about Israel.

Not even American I'm from China. Why are you (presumably european?) people always so butthurt and obsessive about Israel?

Iran which you people bone is the one persecuting Christians

opendoorsusa.org/christian-persecution/stories/114-christians-arrested-in-one-week-in-iran/

This is p inaccurate. Segments of the Taliban did come from anti-soviet groups but so did all the groups that fought them.

Taliban/AQ is less about US than more with Saudi/Pakistani shenanigans. And those countries are supported just as much by Europe btw if not more so

how can any american with more than two brain cells to rub together unironically defend american foreign policy, especially american middle eastern policy

I literally don't get it guys

Israel supported the Mujahdeen against the USSR in the war tho

Basically pro-Communists were USSR directly and support from East Germany, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Bulgaria, Hungary, Iraq, Cuba, Libya, Vietnam, and India

Anti-Communist factions (were a lot of different ones) were supported by USA, UK, France, West Germany, Italy, Belgium, China, Israel, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Pakistan, Kuwait, Turkey, Indonesia, and Iran.

I hate how clueless you Israel bitchers are

>mujahideen
>as well as smaller Maoist groups
I've been trying to tell people that Islamo-Marxism is the future enemy. Just look to London, and pretty much every other capital city in Europe.

We still got forces in Afghan dude.

>stupid americlap throws around the propaganda word but doesn't realize he's been eating and breathing propaganda since he's been born
Pro tip, American war movies are almost all propaganda pieces as well, yes even the ones that are "critical" of US actions

>spend all their time shittalking assad and his regime and calling for regime change
>fund rebel groups opposed to the regime
>Assad stays in power regardless
>"t-that's what we wanted all along, u-usa #1!"
Americlaps everyone

More Christians than that were arrested in the US in the same time period by far, in fact the US has the largest incarcerated Christian population in the world both per capita and by raw numbers

>The last thing Hollywood wants to do is make the US look bad
Haha, are you from a different timeline?

>Nationalistic Afghans

What

>Okay retard
haha epice meme, i'm so proud of this community(reddit) heres some gold friend

>he hasn't watched Charlie Wilson's War

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Charlie Wilson's War is about this, specifically about the US covertly funding the muhajideen. PSW in typical fantastic form.

Christ, is Bill Kristol in here? Kill yourself.

they killed 57,000 mujahidins and lost 26,000 soldiers

tinker tailor soldier spy

You should be saying pro/anti-soviet. Not communist. Lots of Chinese small arms bought with American dollars in Afghanistan. Some of them are even killing US soldiers today.

Try An Afganistan Picture Show

>in fact the US has the largest incarcerated Christian population in the world both per capita and by raw numbers
This is an incredibly facetious argument, and you know it.

>at least we won in afghanistan

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>Zulu
>The Blue Max
>Cross of Iron
>Henry V
I ain't continuing, I got shit to do.

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