What was his best joke Yea Forums?

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I read that in his voice

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this was funny

9/11

"some gold plated chains would make an excellent retirement gift for a very well behaved slave."

“What’s that now...?

So, uh, I was raped last night...

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The one where he went to a panel of SJWs and groveled before them, begging for forgiveness. That was hilarious.

Goddamn I knew I was gonna regret not capping that whole thread

Explain to the folks at home what a joke is

Any of his OJ and MJ material is choice

I always liked his classic answering machine joke.

>mfw

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You ever lie for no reason at all? Just all of sudden, a big lie spills out of your evil head. Like a guy will come up to you, 'Hey, did you ever see that movie with Meryl Streep and a horse?' And you go, 'Yes.' In the back of your head, you're like, 'What in the hell am I lying about over here? I stand to gain nothing by this lie.'

Not his funniest but assistant crack whore is one of the most classic

The light was on

>g*d

>What was his best joke?
You guessed it... Frank Stallone

You know Ben Matlock? Used to be Andy Griffith? Lawyer, big big lawyer.

yeah, I've seen Avatar

yep, she was a good girl, momma's apple pie, the fourth of july...SHE WAS A HOOKER

got me, user, 8/10 , auible laugh

pretty good. jerry was totally trying to be the boss in that bit, but norm got him.

>Earlier this week, Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live, among them that “Hollywood is run by Jews.” The Jewish leaders accepted the actor’s apology and announced that Brando is now free to work again.

Are you serious?

>A good name for a dog is 'Syndrome'. Then when he tries to attack someone you can yell "Down Syndrome!

two old ones from Yea Forums that feel exactly like Norm jokes

>You hear about that kid that went to North Korea?
>Otto Warmbier, yeah.
>Yeah, Otto. He's dead eh?
>host cracks a smile because of norm's ability to make anything sound humourous
>norm's monotone voice revs up as he gets ready
>so they sentenced him for fifteen years of hard labour for stealing a poster
>and you know what I think the worst part is?
>What, Norm?
>They didn't even let him keep the poster after that. That's kinda cold.

next one

>According to the FBI, over 3 thousand currently missing in the US, all without a trace, but i know exactly where they are..
>...
>lean in

>THE BACK OF MILK CARTONS!

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They say explaining jokes makes them unfunny, but Norm somehow makes it hilarious.

>is it called 9.5 seconds?
>...
>...
>...
>cause he's a premature ejaculator

for me it's pumpkin head

I prefer the one with the same setup, but ends with "in response, Jews made it snow in New York in April".

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Now don't laugh at this.

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>roast beef on a hard roll

constantly accusing Adam Egert of being an antisemite and holocaust denier

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Thank god for the hatchery

Adam Egret... what a dumb name.

That's your name? Fucking change it.

>Just make Huckleberry Finn a black kid

based

Speaking of which:
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Basically everything he said while calling in to the Dennis Miller Show.

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>And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra.
>And number two, Ezra.

I didn't "call in," asshole

Oh boy, it's another washed up white male """comedian""". I've tried watching his stand up, his boring, dry mediocre rants can barely be considered bits.

>B but his YouTube show is good!

No!
I sat through 3 fucking episodes of this guy lobbing insults at his co host and sometimes even his own fucking guests! I mean this guy is a real jerk!

I see what you were going for, but you overdid it in the beginning

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Add to this dirty johnny and that weird lgbtq monolouge

>Lost In Translation, at the end of the movie everything is all good and you see him running through the crowd, whispering into Scarlett Johansson's ears, and they don't have him mic'ed.
>It's like, what?
>Then they're like, "yeah you figure it out."
>And I'm like, me?! I'm supposed to figure it out?!
>Yeah, that's what I like to do. I like figuring out movies the same way, that's like me going, hey
>I'm going to buy a car, I think I'll go down to Detroit and see if they need help welding.

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>19:32
>Let's kill this honky bitch!
>Come on, you and me jive turkey!
Always make me laugh.

some joke that kindergarten kids told themselves at recess. ww2. now that is some fresh new topic, never heard of that before.

This whole video. ALL THE STARS ARE HERE youtu.be/gl6R5ROEaDY

his career, health or IQ.

RIP

Oh yeah that’s a classic

>Yippie! Jerry Ruben died last week.
>Oh, I'm sorry that should read "Yippie Jerry Ruben died last week."

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>A frog walks in to a bank...

No no I'm not part of this! I've got nothing to do with this!

this video was uploaded today and its really good. its from his sports show in 2011 i think "garbage time"

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Chairman of the bored

pumpkin head

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