Watching Good Omens

>watching Good Omens
>black Adam and Eve
>female God
>stupid men don't know shit about whichcraft and predictions
>"eh, whatever"
>Pepper shows up
>she's a Mutt
It's set in Britain, alright? It's Britain. Tons of gingers. Tons and tons and tons of them. Why the FUCK is yet /another/ ginger blackwashed? Seriously, what's the deal? Why?

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>Anti-Christian story by a commie nerd idol
>Surprised the tv version carries Marxist tropes
Why?

Was Aziraphale's mannerism that gay in the book? I mean I remember them being pretty gay, but not to this almost annoying extent. I read a translated version so I guess it might be a British thing?

The text literally says that anyone who meets him would immediately assume he's British and homosexual although being an eternal spirit technically he's neither

Oh well I read it like 10 years ago and apparently don't remember much, thanks

>ep3
>Mesopotamians are literally all nogs
>Romans are [current year+2] diversity
I like Tennant, Sheen, Hamm and Cumberbatch, but they're making it really hard for me to keep going...

Everybody in heaven is white while everybody in hell is mad diverse was kinda a funny touch though

on top of all that, reminder that michael sheen was on conan and they talk about how his daughter used to look for pictures of him naked on google.

britain cannot be completly invaded by fucking muslins soon enough. they are that fucked up and morally lost.

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you forget that she is also a feminist . I did not mind god or adam and eve but overall structure of the show was fucked

>why

The answer is the same every time, to get that particular audience to tune in. An audience that would not normally give two fucks about something like that.

i didn't think it was very good. sort of like a children's show. really toddler humor. but then it also had people killing each other, so i guess it wasn't mainly for children. i don't know.

yeah but both sides are cartoonish douchbags with the main 2 being only sane ones.

Were all the characters so forcibly diverse in the books? I was thinking about reading it since Prachett's Rincewind books were nice, but maybe now I won't.

In the books she was an overcompensating tomboy, so that's sorta canon. She appeared tough and shit, but at home was girly.
It's just a "lazy afternoon watch" type of miniseries. They even have a "Nazis are so STOOPID even Hell isn't working with them" scene.
I don't think so. It was not written in [current year] after all.

No, actually I think everry character was white. I know Pepper (the little girl) was a red-headed, not mulatto.

>In the books she was an overcompensating tomboy, so that's sorta canon. She appeared tough and shit, but at home was girly.
K. I love me some overcompensating tomboy as long as they don't call others "victims of the patriarchy" and speak like a fat girl at uni trying to fit in.
>home
That is another issue. In the show we don't know anything about them beyond that she says feminist shit, 1 guy always goes along with adam and its a big moment when he does not and the 3rd guy. Did they also beat the horseman the save way in the book?
Did the witch actually just give up to have sex? Do they do anything in the book with the bit were it seems like she only had sex with the guy because prophesy said so ? Where there dumb moments in the book like Crowley being stuck in traffic and not using the phone to move like before, only for them to cut to Hastur doing just that.

I haven't read the book. I started it a LOOOONG time ago when I discovered Sandman and Lucifer and was all "comix are DEEEEEEP maaaaang", and never finished it. I'm not big on fantasy or magic. I just remember the blackwashed ginger because they always blackwash gingers.

>blackwashed ginger because they always blackwash gingers.
True. I don't recall who said it first but its tongue in cheek known as "the ginger genocide"

On Yea Forums it started abot a year back. I'd make ginger threads weekly, and would get 3 day bans. Another user picked up the slack, but he eventually dropped out too. They just love erasing gingers. I'm on ep4 now, and
>Atlantis has literal Ugandan niggers
Even with the fast-forwarding this is getting tough.

basically with everything dumb with this story, you can hate it or you can just write it of as being part of kids book. There is no Atlantis, the omen kid made it with his mind. I wonder if the people there were teleported from elsewhere or made on the spot.

Yeah I would've been annoyed if he wasn't stubbornly fruity. Also would've been annoying if they like forced him to say he was gay or actually be gay.

>"comix are DEEEEEEP maaaaang"
What changed?

he gets called a faggot in the book.

Besides all the forced diversity, I actually liked the show a lot (unlike American Gods which was full on faggotry). The hellhound finding the Antichrist was kino even if it was dumb boomer humor

I think anathema was romani/gypsy like, or the jeezeble was. Like I remember her having dark messy hair. Pepper was ginger. I don't remember there being much other race descriptors like "blonde hair" besides on adam and aziraphale.

Pratchett isn't really the kinda writer that over describes races in his book unless it's non-human races. I think he said that was intentional once in an interview.

>Tons of gingers. Tons and tons and tons of them.
There are probably more blacks and indians than gingers desu

Kinda grew out of them. Got tired with capeshit, the MCU became a thing and every faggot was some Capefag. I still have about 1TB of comics in my hard drive, but it's stuff like 2000AD, Conan and the like. Simple stuff that you can read an issue or two and have a good time, instead of being beat over the head with Capeshit's liberal teachings.
>inb4 2000AD is the same
Brits are at least more subtle and fun.

It's a medium so of course there's trash and gems mixed in, but after years and years of reading, it got stale. Same with vidya and shows.

I mostly liked the humor but I felt like the plot fell apart near the end, about the time the kid started going into his full power. seriously it felt (and I say felt because I checked and that was not the case) like all he did after that was hang in the air and say "my friends are coming" when they would cut to him. a lot of stuff that needed development did not get enough time, IMHO the story should have narrowed its focus, maybe on the horseman, the kids and the doctor who with his gay friend. all the witchfinder stuff was crap, fit for a show that has more than 6 eps, at the same time I found them wasting time a lot in those 6 eps. American Gods is ultra slow, all the characters are shitheads and other than odin no one is even visually cool

he said britan not london.

In the world, sure. But in Britain gingers are ample, that's the point. They could've found a ginger girl.

well everyday shit was never deep. some one shots are nice. With the Ennis and Gaiman and other more artsy guys you have 50/50 chance between deep and up its own ass.

Literally the plot in two words.

>Ennis
God, I hate this faggot. I really, really do. But anyway, yeah, you're right. I guess I'm just sorta tired of "escapism".

even a mulatto is half white, fuck the irish

>pepper has a dead-stare face the entire time
>is pissy (BOSSY GURL!) 99% of the time
>actually uses "jokes" like - "typical patriarchy" or "i don't endorse the use of everyday sexism!"
>Anathema is a mutt that really tries to do an American accent and mangles the living shit out of it
>except the 2 main characters, everyone else is more or less utter shit

I kinda liked it. I like just about anything I see the two leads in.
No homo.

anything but the news is escapism of one kind or the other. If you were an insufferable cunt, Im happy you found your way.

Good Omens?

More like Good Onions

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>witch suicide bomb Allahu Ackbars an entire village
>they mention it was gunpowder and NAILS
>lol u go gurl

Is that Billy Joe Armstrong?

David Tennant was really trying to be like pic related.
But nobody can achieve that level of coolness.

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It's not a suicide bombing anymore when the detonator mechanism is somebody else setting you on fire

It is a pickle.
But she knew there would be fire - so she turned her murder into a suicide by deciding to die her own way and taking as many people with her as she could.
Sort of like knowing you'll get fired, but you quit before you can get fired.

I think all shitlibs are actual racists
that's why they ALWAYS make gingers black, Rorschach, Starfire, Iris West, Wally West, Jimmy Olsen, etc
because Ginger is an Anagram

>black Adam and Eve
Why is this strange? Christcucks believe Adam & Eve were the first human beings, science has proved the first human beings originated in Africa.

I'm salty about the race war against gingers, though. Fuck that shit.

>muslins
American education, hahaha.

>Why is this strange? Christcucks believe Adam & Eve were the first human beings, science has proved the first human beings originated in Africa.
Fuck off nigger: archive.is/NgaKh

Don't forget that the Mesopotamians were Africans

>science has proved the first human beings originated in Africa

Has it though? Have you googled that yourself, or you're relying on hearsay?

The oldest human fossils (7.2 million years old) are in the Balkans, not Africa. I guess it depends on what you mean by human though. Modern humans are basically the offspring of a Neanderthal fucking an African monkey. One could argue the African monkey is as human as the Neanderthal, therefore Africa is the home of our species.

Or you could argue the place the Neanderthal fucked the African monkey is the home of our species.

science doesn't prove things, fuck off ginger.

Fun fact: The largest slave revolt ever was Africans in Mesopotamia.

The Caliphate executed 250,000+ African slaves in response, and instituted a rule that all African slaves had to be castrated before being imported.

This is why there's no African minorities in the Middle East despite the Arab slave trade being much larger and lasting much longer than the American slave trade.

>a 56%er claiming a 87.2% white country is overrun
errytime

I can't tell if Pepper was supposed to be zingy or purposefully cringe.
Is it self aware enough to be purposefully cringe?

I don' think it was self-aware.
>"I believe in peace, bitch" said the Mutt as she killed War
No other kids got lines like that. She was meant to be GURL POWAH otherwise they would've added the whole facade thing.

>first human beings originated in Africa.
nhm.ac.uk/discover/news/2018/july/the-way-we-think-about-the-first-modern-humans-in-africa.html

castration?

>"hhurr patriarchy"
>hangs out with a boy who bosses her around
>couple go on to be happy couple despite "falling" to the patriarchy
Makes it a little harder to tell

It was explicitly self-aware, goes into it in one of the narrations.

DOUBLE CASTRATION!

>for Terry
:(

I just finished it and it really had some pacing issues. The horsemen stuff was pretty bad and honestly the child actors were terrible. Fortunately John Hamm was fucking hilarious and the highlight of the show next to the two main characters. The ending left me warm and fuzzy with all 3 couples having a happy ending moment.

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